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sully 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's worked harder to be on camera eating ice cream than he has campaigning for President.

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webthing 10 points ago +10 / -0

And he still fucked up.

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projectarcturus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon, man!

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bfafpo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry for this.

A penguin is cruising along and his car starts running poorly. He pulls into a shop and the guy tells him, "No problem, I'll take a look and should have an answer for ya in about a half an hour." The penguin decides to take a walk and ends up going into an ice cream parlor to get a cone. He walks back to the shop after finishing his cone, suddenly realizing there's ice cream all around his beak. Before he can clean his beak, the mechanic walks out wiping his hands on a rag. "Blown seal," he says to the penguin. Penguin looks at him and says, "Naw, just an ice cream cone."

<Dad leaves the chat>

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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starsabove 12 points ago +12 / -0

To be fair though, thats like 2 short speeches and 1 trip. More than his campaign, but not by much.

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Saltyminer11 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn. Thats true!

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webthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like where this is going.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Zxc26 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe has ewrithing to loss and he has gained ewrithing he could. He's in tight spot, hope he lives long enough to go to prison.

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trumpreallywon 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's cuz Trump won.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buuuuuuuuuuuurn!

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Tiessa 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hate how more people can’t see this!

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Jao_Xiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

DID TRUMP WIN?