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Carpe is unleashed! (media.patriots.win) ⚠️  HIGH ENERGY  ⚠️
posted ago by IncredibleMrE1 ago by IncredibleMrE1 +3931 / -0
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bill_in_texas 102 points ago +103 / -1

Ich bin ein Carpe.

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MrsBarker 68 points ago +68 / -0

Je suis avec Carpe.

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ComradeSanders 11 points ago +11 / -0

Soy con carpe!

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2020Gop 11 points ago +11 / -0

Vinni Vidi Carpe

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Here_we_go 53 points ago +53 / -0

Now fbi will pay him many many visits because they will consider this threatening. In 5.....4...3.....2...

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SHILL_DETECTOR 13 points ago +13 / -0

nope

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gillonba 228 points ago +230 / -2

Carpe Donktum is a national treasure

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Tr0mp 58 points ago +58 / -0

where can i find his stuff

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anon09 68 points ago +68 / -0

nowhere on social media anymore lol... maybe gab

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 118 points ago +119 / -1

He is on Gab. That's where I got this post from. He hasn't been posting much because of the BS lawsuit, but now that that is dismissed, he is a free man. He made multiple videos for the Trump campaign last year.

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anon09 31 points ago +32 / -1

I know who he is, just saying, I think he got wiped off of most of the mainstream platforms. and yeah, should've clued in that this post is from gab.

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Could you fill me in on the lawsuit…I am out of the loop

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orange_dit 13 points ago +13 / -0

“…[T]he video not only contained the portion altered by Cook, but also the original footage of [plaintiffs’ toddlers] accompanied by a graphic reading ‘what actually happened,'” the court noted. “Thus, any reasonable person watching the video knew, or should have known, that at least a portion of its contents was not real.

Which is what I've been saying since the beginning. It is clearly satire and the unedited true video is revealed at the end as the punch line.

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R-A-T-S- 12 points ago +12 / -0

Satire and such is beyond their comprehension.

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HANG_traitors 11 points ago +11 / -0

“ because he was banned from Twitter that proves he broke the law”

Obvious horse shit LOL

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

That clip from Deborah Norville. She may as well have been wearing a Biden-Harris t-shirt.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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my_pw_is_password 9 points ago +9 / -0

He didn't make videos for the Trump campaign (I believe?) he was just making videos for shits and giggles for all the pedes out there. They sued him because it was indeed good campaign material, but he was not working for the campaign.

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DoozerChuck 5 points ago +5 / -0

He wasn't working for the campaign, he was just a meme maker. The quality content caught there eye and he ended up making a few videos for Trump's campaign.

Pretty amazing actually(minus the lawsuit bs)

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

ah yeah I just read it on his Gab, you are right! I wasn't aware. Pretty cool yeah that he got contacted by the campaign, met with Trump, and got to make some videos.

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love where he wrote "I hope you are better at math than filling lawsuits" in his open letter. What a fucking boss! He's basically saying: "You fucked up massively, so I'm suing you back, and if you are smart you better settle, or I'll end up bankrupting you!"

Fucking legend.

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teleomorph 46 points ago +46 / -0

Like and repost and let him know we need his talents now more than ever!

https://gab.com/CarpeDonktum/posts/106576062925905305

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Tr0mp 9 points ago +9 / -0

thx

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GlitchyMcGlitchface 93 points ago +93 / -0

What's this digital terrorist list?

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fuckthealphabetsoup 154 points ago +155 / -1

Are you;

  • White

  • Male

  • Christian

  • Straight

If yes to any of the above, welcome to the list, you fucking terrorist.

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GlitchyMcGlitchface 40 points ago +40 / -0

Sweet

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Czshad2 35 points ago +35 / -0

What if we are all 4? Oh no they may be coming for me!

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Based_in_Space 29 points ago +29 / -0

Straight to the top of the list!

Since I’m all 4 I guess I’ll be up there as well.

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War_Hamster 24 points ago +24 / -0

Yup, those of us who pull the quadrafecta are likely on several lists.

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Hillary_is_Satan 14 points ago +14 / -0

Quadra Gang Rise Up

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DefeatSoros 10 points ago +10 / -0

The left may come for me as well, I'm all of the above.

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casualdiverter 15 points ago +15 / -0
  1. Sort of (mixed White and Arab).
  2. Yes.
  3. Sort of (general believer; quite fascinated by Christ).
  4. Yes.

Am I a terrorist?

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BunkerHill 18 points ago +18 / -0

Keep investigating #3. One good basic resource is the book "The Case for Christ" by Strobel. Just be aware that the more you know Jesus the more consuming He is. That's good, but more than a little uncomfortable.

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robob2700 2 points ago +3 / -1

If you want to read some truly mind-blowing shit, you should read the gospels that were not included in the canon.

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BunkerHill 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have read some of it. Uncredible weird is a better term for some of it though.

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casualdiverter 21 points ago +21 / -0

See, I can't catch a break. They called me a terrorist for being Arab after 9/11. Now I'm a terrorist because I'm white and too patriotic? I can't win lol

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GrovPortion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man that's tough haha

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casualdiverter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course! Why hadn't I thought of that?

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DoozerChuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

You have been a bad guy for years🧐

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KarenKarenKaren 9 points ago +9 / -0

Read Orthodoxy by GK Chesterton 💥 🧠 💥

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redditbiggay 5 points ago +5 / -0

White and Arab

super terrorist

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casualdiverter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess I'm naturally gifted.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. Sounds like it!

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OhioRed87 12 points ago +12 / -0

Uhh well I’m Super Straight so I’m good. Don’t know about y’all ✌🏻🤣

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Gurren_Laggan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oooof my IG is a hot bed of terrorist activity. All those proud Catholic dads trying to raise their family right...

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 13 points ago +13 / -0

This:

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QLARP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is the list online?

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

No clue. Not even positive that's the list in question. It's just what I've seen pop up recently.

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AccipiterQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHAHHAHA PEPE IS ON THE LIST!!!

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TGNX 63 points ago +63 / -0

A dude shitposting in his basement upended their apple cart. Think on that.

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KarenKarenKaren 22 points ago +22 / -0

Not to mention 400lb Chan and his hacks

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MikesBigJockstrap 14 points ago +14 / -0

Do we even know? Who is this Four Chan? And what are his motives?

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

We must find this Chan, contact Xinnie the Pooh.

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DJT_MFer 34 points ago +35 / -1

Fuck yeah

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Americanapplepie 29 points ago +30 / -1

FUCKING BASEDAF!! 🦅🇺🇸

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TearofLys 27 points ago +27 / -0

Long live The Donk

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Sirbigusdickus 23 points ago +23 / -0

Carpe for Minister of Propaganda!!!

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Sirbigusdickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Memes are still propaganda even if true.

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MyAuntFanny 17 points ago +17 / -0

Bad ass comment right there

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MrsBarker 17 points ago +17 / -0

Weaponized Autism at it's finest.

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CaptRedbeard 17 points ago +18 / -1

KEK WILLS IT!

Pay your enemies back 10 fold to teach them and if they still have yet to learn then pay them back 100 fold.

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FemaleBodyInspectur 15 points ago +15 / -0

Waiting for the rage dump of all the material he's been doing in his spare time

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 29 points ago +30 / -1

Fun fact, do you remember when GEOTUS' youtube account started dropping videos all over the place that were straight fire last year? Those were Carpe's work.

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FemaleBodyInspectur 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, I figured he had some outlet

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Amaroq64 7 points ago +7 / -0

How did a guy with no previous experience make those?

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flashersenpai 13 points ago +13 / -0

the wright brothers made bicycles

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Based_in_Space 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, yes, this will be good.

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VonTyger 15 points ago +15 / -0

Has Slow Mo Joe actually released such a list or is it just speculative so far?

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EMP2024 21 points ago +21 / -0

sorry for the Twitter link

Jack Posobiec:

The Biden Admin is now planning to release a list of conservative social media influencers that were followed by J6 defendants that questioned the integrity of the 2020 election. The list also includes Members of Congress, per WH official.

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KarenKarenKaren 14 points ago +14 / -0

Making them all 1000x more popular now lol

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BIG_TUNA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Muahahahahaha! UNLEASH HIM!

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Shittyshittygangbang 14 points ago +14 / -0

presidential crickets

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SteelDriver 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God."

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MrVegan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Carpe, if you see this & need another stay at home dad who is good with video editing lmk!

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RachetQueen2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Since he is in my area, maybe he can bring on a unpaid helper called me! 🤣🤣🤣

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Kek_Johnson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do it Carpe. Meme his shit into the dirt...6 feet down. No mercy. You have God givin gift.

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PresidentPussyGraber 8 points ago +10 / -2

Mother Fucking Big Dick Energy if I've ever seen it!

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Pelosi_Halitosis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joetato just fell asleep reading this. Never mind Jill is the one to change his bag, after a hot run of chocolate chocolate chip.She's a saint, isn't she?

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KarenKarenKaren 6 points ago +6 / -0

CHOCA…… CHOCACHOCA-CHIIIIIP

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librul_tearsaholic 3 points ago +3 / -0

cue media orgasmic "OOoooooooooooh!!!!!!" at this particular flavor choice

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aTortis 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is the real kraken

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Strongocho 7 points ago +7 / -0

The truth is, Trump has the largest grassroots support of any politician in the history of the country and got to where he is with ZERO support from corporations or existing politicians. It was all regular people that got Trump into the white house.

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Morgio_Zoroder 6 points ago +6 / -0

JUST BRING IT

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Donkeyballs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Please please , do it.

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Awakened 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gauntlet down!

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NoTimeToBleed 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am so looking forward to seeing him back in the trenches.

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Formerlurker92 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. You should. Because it's gonna get worse before it gets better

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Kmdub2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love that guy

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FamburgerHelper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good one!

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sneak 5 points ago +5 / -0

where the hell is this list?

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

DO IT!

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Kmdub2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love that dude

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plaaaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

... this can't be real

Is what I think since 2016 & it keeps going like that

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Mount_10_ear 4 points ago +4 / -0

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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ObamakilledJoan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I SO hope this is real!

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RyanUpCreek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm hyped and my body is ready

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projectarcturus1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy kek!

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Demokraut_No_More 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do it!

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watamellon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Boogaloo is nearly upon us boys

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Sup_squidy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Savage!

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GrovPortion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe is only worth the low energy. The people behind him though...

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prediction. Now “racist” and “Nazi” have lost all energy, “terrorist” will be the left’s new (feeble) argument-ending insult.

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308win 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont let your memes be dreams mother fuckers. Make them to take down the tyrant.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCKIN DO IT

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just Do It.

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n4freedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please do