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Vermin 66 points ago +66 / -0

Many cat owners install toilet paper rolls like that.

Otherwise some cats will happily empty the roll.

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onemoretimeagain22 43 points ago +43 / -0

The horror,, worse than the holocaust,, literally!

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whybag 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least it's not as bad as the Civil War.

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anotherthing 18 points ago +20 / -2

You beat me to this. This is how you do toilet paper when you have a cat. My wife still hasn't figured this out so I have to keep turning it around even though the cat has yet to do the toilet paper unroll thing, one time is too many.

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Vermin 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have one cat that loves to empty Kleenex boxes as well.

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LouiseThaden 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best Kleenex is the last one from the bottom in the box. All the others need to be removed & scratched & discarded. The last one is the best! (Hey, a box of Kleenex is cheaper than most cat toys).

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Vermin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prices keep going up on everything, she is going to need a job to support her habits.

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LouiseThaden 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess her "job" is to make sure I wake up on time for my job, so I can keep her in Kleenex.

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Vermin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go to work, my hooman.
I will guard the bed, you keep me in toys & treats.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 10 points ago +10 / -0

You gonna do that until yoi get rid of the cat?

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anotherthing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Probably long after the cat dies.

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Vermin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes.
Until they cross rainbow bridge.

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Trump2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Until they cross rainbow bridge

If my cat becomes a homo he's going to hit the curb. I've warned him several times. "Don't be gay, Mr. Fluffy Murder Mittens! Don't be gay!"

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SaltySavage 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is the best cat name ever.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which is why I'd have to bounce him if he wanted to be gay. No way is that a gay cat name!

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SaltySavage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mr. Fluffy Murder Mittens He's the WORST of all the kittens! He roughs up mice Brings down birds and still makes YOU clean up his turds!

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lmao 5 points ago +5 / -0

dude, if it hasn't happened yet, don't worry about it, not all cats do it and maybe only when they're very young and you left the bathroom door open for whatever reason. and even then, one time is not too many lol.

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Vermin 7 points ago +7 / -0

You never know what they might do.

What will appeal, that changes from minute to minute in catz.

My Kleenex cat just started a few weeks ago.

She is two.

I bought a water gun to see if I could stop her when she is doing something she is not supposed to.

To my horror.
The cat wants to be sprayed.
Chatters at it like she does when she sees a bird outside.
Epic fail. :)

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I_Used_to_be_me 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha, we have a devil cat and one of the more annoying things he does is chew plastic (usually when we're sleeping; he finds a piece, drags it with him to our bed, and chews until we wake up lol) and we also tried the spray thing. He loves it. Starts chasing the stream and trying to catch/drink it lol

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Vermin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am so glad to run across another person that has a cat that is as crazy as this one. I have had a few cats, but nothing like her.
I hope she grows out of some of it. 🤞

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your next option is going to be an air horn and if that doesn't work, flame thrower.

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Vermin 5 points ago +5 / -0

This cat has completely destroyed any knowledge I thought I had.
"Catz hate water, they will stop when you spray them."

Nope.
That's fun time.
I can not even blame her insanity on the 'nip.
She never touches the stuff.

You are correct.
Flame thrower is all that is left. :)

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BigMikesFloppyDong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Water and lemon juice. Works wonders.

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Vermin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would be a little hesitant to mix that into water gun.

Would not be bad on her fur but I would be afraid it would hurt her eyes.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

My cat loved the water punishment pistol too. We’d squirt and he would just open his mouth and drink it.

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Vermin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazing to hear another cat doing this as well.
I always wanted a Turkish Van since i had heard many like water.
I got one, just in a different wrapper.

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bird chatter noise is very weird. Translates to, "Get in my belly!!"

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Vermin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hooman!

Got a sandwich roll & some mustard for this fast food I just caught? 🐈‍⬛

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

All you have to do is fill it with tobacco sauce. Problem solved. Of course the cat will sit on your chest and steal your breath during your sleep so maybe it's not a good idea.

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I_Used_to_be_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even before cats this is how I've always done it (never put much thought behind it, it's just what felt right), but now that we have cats, it's a 100% necessity

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horsefacestorm 1 point ago +1 / -0

The reason not to is because it helps avoid the TP picking up germs from the surface it touches while in that orientation.

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure, but I mean, it just touches air on both sides (well, really it only touches the TP in both orientations, since it's not like I leave it unrolled), so I'm not too concerned about that, especially since I'm coming into contact w/ far more germs during the process of wiping regardless of how sterile the TP is lol

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SaltySavage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha! MY cat steals zip ties, Q tips, and unwrapped tampons out of the box. Have to clean out her stash under my bed every so often. I wish she would just unroll the TP.

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Chuj 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cats are terrorists!

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DebbieinDallas 4 points ago +4 / -0

You got that right! I wear pants and my male cat would freak out and attack my bare legs when I got ready for bed. I lived in constant fear. It was the worst thing since the Civil War.

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Vermin 3 points ago +3 / -0

This one is a small terrorist in a fur jacket.
My other two are pretty laid back.

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ThebigLMAOski17 7 points ago +7 / -0

came here to say this... it's the only legal reason to hang the TP backwards like that.

anything else is just terrorist insurrection 9/11 slavery war proud boogaloo

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Vermin 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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coolhandcuke 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had a cat that would unroll it and also sit in the kleenex box we had near the loo. Apparently this was a lot of fun.

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Vermin 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have wondered what the draw is about paper products with catz.
Newspapers printer paper as well.

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Aluminoti 26 points ago +26 / -0

That photo was taken in Australia so all is good

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onemoretimeagain22 9 points ago +9 / -0

LOL

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me-no-likely3 21 points ago +21 / -0

That’s definitely on the wrong way. My condolences. Shall I direct a social worker to your location?

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Lol_Garrus [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Please, have them bring some coloring books too.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +2 / -0

When TP was first invented there were instructions with diagrams on how to insert the roll in the TP holder so it would unroll correctly. It should be installed so the sheet hangs OVER

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dukeofdoorcounty 19 points ago +19 / -0

Definitely worse than trump talking the tag off his mattress

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

What about Two scoopalypse?

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JimQPublic 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you turn the toilet paper roll around by the time I return home, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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covfefe_in_ur_cup 15 points ago +15 / -0

iM lItErAlLy ShAkInG rN

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Trilby 13 points ago +13 / -0

In my family that way is correct. My mother always said that East of the Mississippi we do it this way. And it's neater.

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ThebigLMAOski17 17 points ago +17 / -0

your mother is a domestic terrorist

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Revelation2010 10 points ago +10 / -0

She needs to be reported to Facebook.

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Jimboslice73 2 points ago +2 / -0

I recall delivering some type of product to housekeeping at a large resort style Marriott decades ago. While I was waiting for the paper work to be signed, there were photos on the wall showing the standards of how the toilet paper needed to be on the hanger; this was wrong.

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WhiskeyDreams 2 points ago +3 / -1

That’s the best way west of the Mississippi too.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

the toilet paper is basically touching the wall

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Schwungle 11 points ago +12 / -1

My wife just sets a toilet paper roll on the counter and leaves the empty roll in place. Is this genocide?

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ThebigLMAOski17 6 points ago +6 / -0

that is clearly a genocide

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. I've started placing the new roll * on top * of the empty roll, and then leave a note written on the first square (usually from the 1st person POV of the TP roll lol), and sometimes another snarky note on the empty roll

At first I let it slide, but then she started accusing ME of being the one doing it lol. NOPE, not having that - so now I leave a note each and every time so she has no recourse and has to own up that it was her lazy ass

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Invention idea: The Lazy Ass Automatic TP Roll Installation Device

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saffronmohammed 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is the one-ply? Worst thing since the Civil War!

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Filo76 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was awful. The horror of having to use off brand one ply toilet paper that leaves residue on your ass.

It was almost enough to make me invest in a bidet. weeps openly

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Captainzoomer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get a bidet. It will change your life! I survived the great TP shortage of 2020.

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DebbieinDallas 4 points ago +4 / -0

We got an Omigo bidet toilet seat. Unfortunately we are not smart enough to install it

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Whimpy13 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I knew how to operate a photocopier so I could've copied my toilet paper...

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I_Used_to_be_me 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm weird, I know, but my wife and I prefer 1-ply. And even with having to use more squares, a roll lasts sooooo much longer than the multi-ply fluffier stuff. If my... "waste" were messier, I might feel differently, but it isn't, so I'd prefer to just scrunch up a few squares of 1 ply a couple times. A 12 pack of rolls lasts us forever, but the same amount of multi-ply, it seems like we finish a (more expensive) roll every other day

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saffronmohammed 7 points ago +7 / -0

This comment is the worst thing to happen since the Civil War.

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covfefe-time 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah well, after reading and opening this thread, my phone went from 25 to 24 percent OF CHARGE!!!

This has to be what the dinosaurs felt after the big one hit!!!

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I_Used_to_be_me 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha. Depends which side you're fighting for. 1-ply army! lol

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Scotts 1000 Sheets is what sold out of the stores first so you are not weird. People want the feel of a substantial wad in their hand and the fluffier sheets just plug up your government-issued water saving toilet

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rcstl 11 points ago +11 / -0

I feel your pain; pain as bad as watching the Hindenburg burn and crash.

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bonejack 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you have cats, this is the only way.

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Groundpounder 10 points ago +10 / -0

After nearly a year in solitary confinement, I’ve cut a deal with the DOJ and told them everything… how it was Trump and online misinformation that led me to putting the toilet paper roll on backwards. They told me I could be a victim, too! 😭

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Smurfection 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know how you survived. It's rough out there, pede.

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M1A2Gunner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Single ply is violence!

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RedPillMakesEmSqueal 8 points ago +9 / -1

Clearly this pic is after you turned it right side round.

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mytummyhurts 7 points ago +7 / -0

Backwards toilet paper never made it to the capitol.

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WenOli311 7 points ago +9 / -2

And here I am thinking me and my husband were the only strange ppl who made sure to put the paper the other way! If someone puts it this way I have to fix it. I always have to start the roll off also, I gentility undo the first part not to rip it and pull it down a little bit incase their in a hurry because it’s usually me that’s next back in the bathroom again.

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ThebigLMAOski17 5 points ago +5 / -0

you're not crazy... if i see it hung the way that is pictured, and they don't have cats, i immediately notify homeland security.

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4cdarth 6 points ago +6 / -0

For all who normally put it like this, YOU ARE WRONG! You go off the patent, where it has it going over the front!

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MadMaxUSMC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Geez I hope AOC is ok!!

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ThurstonHowell3rd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hanging the roll like that is like flying the American flag upside down. It's an international symbol of distress.

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Vermin 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂

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Awakened 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can determine someone’s IQ by how they naturally put the roll in. Though it can also reveal a lazy person who just doesn’t care because it’s too much work to pay attention to something like that. I always reverse when I see this. Can’t help it.

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Jimboslice73 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a cat who's addicted to paper; he like to chew on it.

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Hussar 4 points ago +5 / -1

People who have their toilet paper like this belong in jail tbh.

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Advhawk 4 points ago +6 / -2

So sorry that is the correct way

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chelmer8 8 points ago +8 / -0

My wife and I have had this argument for 20 years. I believe this is the WRONG way. kek

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Advhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

One of the age old battles since 1890

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EatMyBallsAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top KEK! This is a true shitpost! 😂

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RhinestoneTexan333 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fell asleep cooking my brisket last night.

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Karens_Ex_Husband 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m the Southern Hemisphere doesn’t toilet paper roll backwards…so that works for Patagonia I think.

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was so threatened and afraid for my life that me and everyone I know returned to work in the same building six hours later without even decontaminating the COVID-saturated surfaces

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MAGA_Skull 3 points ago +5 / -2

THAT IS THE CORRECT WAY TO INSTALL A ROLL

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ImpeachThisBitch 1 point ago +3 / -2

Wrong

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ImpeachThisBitch 1 point ago +3 / -2

Wrong

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ImpeachThisBitch 1 point ago +3 / -2

Wrong

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Jimboslice73 0 points ago +3 / -3

Nope! LOL!

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Tendiestomper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Totally

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My2Cents 3 points ago +3 / -0

literally Jim Crow. literally.

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PALOMINE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I AGREE, THAT'S BACKWARDS.

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SBOJ_JOBS 1 point ago +1 / -0

It depends on the size of the bathroom/stall. In some spaces this is the preferred orientation to allow a bit more leg/thigh room.

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Leave_The_Kids_Alone 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's the best way. You get more leverage using one hand.

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Mona1950 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's not backward, it's perfect

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

Paper Insurrection

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Trumpy_Bear 3 points ago +3 / -0

I will never let my daughter marry someone who puts their toilet paper backwards like this. Disgusting.

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No_cucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally shaking right now.

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Undying 3 points ago +3 / -0

It should be against the law.

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SanePerson 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean: the worst thing since people wanted voter integrity.

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ufkyflflfguio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put it on the "correct" way and rip some off with one hand.

Then do the same this way.

Then you'll realize which way is the correct way.

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COLDWARPATRIOT55 2 points ago +3 / -1

That’s not backwards...

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kilkidd 2 points ago +4 / -2

... this is the right way

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JetJocky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was the toilet seat up or down ? This might provide a clue to this mystery.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only commies and pinkos put terlet papper backwards - Archie Bunker

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s not backwards. . .

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Help Facebook! I've just been exposed to extremism!

[spez] Bet you don't have a bidet either you monster.