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Log into Fascebook and get the latest government approved news (media.patriots.win) 🇺🇸🎖️  MEME ARMY  🎖️🇺🇸
posted ago by midgetpornrocks ago by midgetpornrocks +3495 / -1
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IncredibleMrE1 54 points ago +54 / -0

And don't forget to participate in your virtual Two Minutes of Hate.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

two minutes of POC-splaining why you should go kill yourself

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GlockArm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thankfully I don't have to convince POC to kill each other. Seems like a lot of work on their end.

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Techrev 42 points ago +42 / -0

"Do you really think people are more concerned about Big brother spying on them, than people dying of the flu?"... Yes... Very much, yes.

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pelosis_liver 24 points ago +24 / -0

It was a pretty incredible response. I’m old enough to remember when the media would have freaked out over a response like that.

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OtisTheTownDrunk 7 points ago +8 / -1

"It was a double dildo of propaganda"

I shall put this phrase into immediate service and use it wherever I can, it will serve multiple purposes. 😂

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FuckingWiseCracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Multi Purpose Double Dildo" (TM)?

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10MeV 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought the same thing! That's exactly how I would have responded. Yes, I AM!

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GlockArm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I blurted out loud "YES".

People die every day. At no point does that give the government a right to become fascist.

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neokulak 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is so next level meme skills. Some shit's so funny that FB can never recover from people spelling it Fascebook . (pronounced, Fash-book after "fasces" from which Fascism was derived)

Facebook PR is on the phone to Google right now saying they will do anything to filter occurrances of Fascebook. Shit this funny is how we win.

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dunno, personally I think it's so on the nose that it's terrifying. o_O

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deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
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pelosis_liver 14 points ago +14 / -0

That was actually always Oceania’s status

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DmMe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuckin lol guys

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FloridaDude 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just like turning on the TV. Click and get spoon fed government approved propaganda.

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Yam_nation 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cancelled cable last year, finally turfed my unused fbook account last week. I'm not participating any more.

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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RosettaStone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Click HERE to report friends and family who do not have their Fascebook IDs.

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Foletado 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember the proposal that all TVs have a chip limiting them to only be able to play government approved content : the Clipper Chip. Hillary was one of its advocates.

Infrastructure for integrity of government, elections, society: Wiki, Chat, More.

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julianleroux 11 points ago +11 / -0

Social media is almost always a waste of your time, anyways.

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yeldarb1983 4 points ago +4 / -0

," he said on a social media website. =P

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julianleroux 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time well wasted ;)

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agentric 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is going to win this lawsuit bigly

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Mememagic4all 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn facebook sounds like a Communist.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Communist...Fascist, the main difference is whether the inevitable authoritarian state is the end goal or a stepping stone to a farcical anarchist uptopia that will never happen, because human nature...

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Ponzo 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am still signed up on facebook but i never post anything. I open it up here and there, deleting it would be erasing years of messages my dead mother sent me, so i just keep it and not do anything with it.

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she-nani-gan88 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have not deleted - because of family too... but I logged out after the election and never log in anymore.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Create a Page for Trump

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Ch138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ill check it from my Freedom Phone

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Ghost68 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oh look he is getting a glowing device

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Ch138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks Obama

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Ch138 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldnt buy that shit if it was $1. Don't trust it.

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Ghost68 1 point ago +2 / -1

It too conveniently timed and the guy pitching it gave me weird vibes, I don't trust him much less that phone

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imatrumper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly, I’m not sure if this is just a screenshot or not.

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OldZilla 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell all your friend Sieg Heil from your commie basement bunker. Fascistbook is for the vaxed cool kids.

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bills_gash 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fascebook ... priceless priceless pun there.

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fashbook

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I self identify as vaccinated. Where is the ACLU to sue the government for discrimination?

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US3RNAM3 2 points ago +2 / -0

R u srs? Shit has gotten this gay? Time to throw hands

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only way to stop this nonsense is to get off ANY of the social media outlets. Trust me it’s all for the best.

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DeadRepublic 2 points ago +3 / -1

I cant tell if this is parody or if its an actual screen shot from gay facebook.

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Leatherwood 1 point ago +1 / -0

In fact it is their future popup screen. Probably start using it tomorrow.

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

You misspelled "Fascistbook"

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Sclerotia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facebook has been fucking with certain posts since at least 2016. I would post things that might encourage vaccine hesitancy way back then, and it was quite clear and obvious that they would hide the posts. Kind of like on youtube nowadays.

Youtube if I make a post it is obviously hidden to anyone but me. If I post a reply to someone else's posts they're not hidden, at least not as often.

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CannonballJunior 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol

news should be in quotes

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still don't have a fascistbook account. It's a miracle only Dr. Fauxi could ensure I'm alive.

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facebook has news you're supposed to read? O.o

I just use it to rant, blog, and post memes. And the messenger is nice if you have (stubborn)international friends.

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Infuriator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer to get my news from China for more fair and balanced reporting.

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Truman_Show 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad I was banned for 6 months now for the 2nd year in a row. I was kicked off Twitter after 2 days and my account was deleted. I dumped 102,650 of fb stock that day

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RobbDaStunna 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahaha…that was a great meme

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citydwellertrumpfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fascbook

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

The word facist and faggot share etymological roots

I am not making this up

source: wiktionary: fasces

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Maker_Wolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Express yourself by choosing one of the 5 goverment approved opinions to post.

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VikingHalo45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha

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Ep1ctetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem with memes these days is that… it’s hard to tell satire from reality.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Faucibook

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JigsawJazz87 1 point ago +10 / -9

That's going to be naw from me Dawg

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Iam_the_kraken 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double-plus good!

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bigmikesballsack 1 point ago +1 / -0

SHARP.

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SteelDriver 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Propaganda" not "News"

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lifelog.

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highenergywinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darpa

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

This post was featured on tonight's (Friday) Salty Cracker show.

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Badradness 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant

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ed_shaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've lost all sympathy for anyone who uses Facebook today.

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Smithereens 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminder facebook is a NSA honeypot

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conservativefrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Facebook is protecting science, like the lie that there are no effective treatments for China Wuhan Covid.

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content-alphabet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Midget porn does not rock

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Theannihilatrixx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fashbook

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never had any use for FB. Always struck me as kind of lame.

I admit the only part of big tech SM I use and can't give up are the really useful how-to and informational vids on YouTube. There's practically nothing you can't learn to do or to repair by watching YT videos on it. Alternative SM doesn't yet have anywhere near the library of such content.

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citydwellertrumpfan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fascbook

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WeaponizedSmirk 1 point ago +1 / -0

FASCISTbook. FASCISTBOOK! Come on, man.