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Dominatus 357 points ago +357 / -0

Typical Bolshevik. But it is lying. It wants other armed men to take your guns away because it doesn't have the stones to do it on its own.

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entwickelnden 153 points ago +154 / -1

100% guaranteed this guys never dealt with a dead body before. hell these are the same types of people who cant eat meat because they cant handle death.

The moron ignores the implication of "over my dead body." Most police dont shoot as accurately as we do, does he think the phrase means we will just roll over and die?

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Choomguy 62 points ago +62 / -0

How was the pizza?

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RedTie45 28 points ago +28 / -0

The answer we need.

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Choomguy 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yeah it was pretty dark until he said pizza, cheered me right up. I drove by a wreck once and there was a brain in a couple pieces on the hood. I mean, i know what a brain looks like and where it’s supposed to be, but given the shape the vehicle was in, it didn’t really surprise me that it wasn’t in the skull anymore.

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Methuselahs_cat -4 points ago +7 / -11

In a real 'doomsday' scenario (warzone, no supermarkets) you wouldn't waste that fresh body. You EAT them (cooked, of course). Its a lot easier to find a human enemy to kill and eat than hope for a large elk ,buffalo or wild pig to wander past. Its a viable protein source

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Jack_Burton 22 points ago +22 / -0

doomsday or not, if you let your need to survive supercede your principles, (Imago Dei) then your not really surviving, you're just walking dead.

If I am ever in a "the road" situation, I will do exactly as the father in that book, continue to be "the good guys". Death be damned.

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Methuselahs_cat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very noble of you...I'll just lay down here and starve slowly... rather than replenish my energy and find and kill more of the cunts that caused all this. Your 'tribe' wants/needs you to fight. Not cower and die...and then giving yourself a pat on the back for 'principles'!! The enemy are grateful for your 'principles'.

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Jack_Burton 1 point ago +1 / -0

One may carry the fire without covering, and if you think this world is all there is, I’m sorry. It isn’t.

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chickeninoven 8 points ago +8 / -0

Would you eat their ass like corn on the cob?

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Choomguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Long pig…

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jerrycan111 5 points ago +5 / -0

Think that's just you and the rest of the cannibals

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Methuselahs_cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you're starving, and hurting and ANGRY...with all the illusions stripped away and you want to live...you'll soon get over any squeamishness. Kill the enemy. Eat the enemy. They have some use.

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ufkyflflfguio 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's why you always put one bullet in a found body just in case.

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RealTXPatriot 28 points ago +28 / -0

Pop told me once about a DUI fatality he dealt with on a response.

Body damn near cut in half being ejected out front and then slammed into a pole.

Another terrible one was a motorcycle vs truck w/trailer. He was walking around the scene and accidentally stepped in what he described as "brains maybe"... he did throw up.

You see some real shit doing responses on highway accidents. He preferred the house fire call outs vs the late night highway accident call outs. Fighting a dragon in a home with water was more his speed.

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Jack_Burton 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have a family member who works in the Emergency Dept.

They have pics and stories of all kinds of gruesome things, construction workers, chainsaw, penetrating wounds, etc.

They said the worst was a two or three year old boy. He had walked behind a trailer and the trailer gate/ramp fell and hit him in the head. Looking at him, you couldn't tell anything was wrong, no trauma, not a scratch. He was braindead, though, and they had him there on ventilators, and they said his eyes were just "empty". And it was so bad because his body was completely fine, again, not a scratch on him, but he was dead.

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Forgototherpassword 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fighting a dragon in a home with water was more his speed.

Poetry

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Sexyqualiathoughts 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yep, I admit I never seen a dismembered body in person, only caskets, dead relatives etc. One thing happened to me when I went through a dark phase of watching videos of terrorist getting blown up and shit is the realization we are literally just sacks of meat, so I ventured to look at more. Beautiful girl somewhere in south America got cut up pretty bad by an ex with a machete I think, there was before videos of her talking in to her camera and the person she become in death just makes you realize the illusion of normalization when visually looking at another human being after death is completely different, total babe one moment in her life then next looking like a dead carcass in front of a shop from being chopped up practically. People really don't understand how sheltered and privileged they really are, life is harsh, we only made it easy.

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Kane 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepperoni or plain with extra cheese?

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LLchurch 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah but shooting deaths and horrific rare traffic accidents are completely different. Honestly most shootings aren't that bad even the occasional head shot with brains coming out ain't that bad. I've never seen one as bad as you described. Fire on the other hand those are rough.

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ForwardObserverFIST1 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Horrific rare traffic accidents"? Mostly ALL traffic fatalities are horrific and very common!

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 28 points ago +28 / -0

This post reminds of those awesome clips of patriots knocking out antifatards during demonstrations. All talk, no personal defense training.

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ZacPetkanas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rufio!

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Huntercole 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only thing this guys dealt with is a box of krispy cream donuts.

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Jack_Burton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Try prying those from his fat, bloated hands.

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Supernova 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's never even held a gun, who are we kidding?

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johnqpublic864 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or a woman

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SPEDMan64 4 points ago +4 / -0

His Minecraft avatar has used an axe, which is kind of a gun without bullets, right?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm cool with axe-guns.

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Fundles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol i know a corrections officer whos semi liberal, i think he voted trump twice though, had to redo some test like 3 times to keep his ccl. Lol fucking doughboy.

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bfafpo 18 points ago +18 / -0

It doesn't have the physical acumen, the intellectual skill-set, and it certainly doesn't have the intestinal fortitude to do it on its own.

In other words, its another soft and pudgy lump of flab with an alligator mouth and a hummingbird ass.

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Pelides 2 points ago +2 / -0

It doesn’t have to. It voted for police to do that instead.

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schnazzmizzle 15 points ago +15 / -0

@mikewritesfantasy

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b00nis 13 points ago +13 / -0

Aye. Come and take it.

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stick_in_the_eye 9 points ago +9 / -0

dont worry. the morons out number us and they will never run out of the goons!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Buy more ammo.

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stick_in_the_eye 5 points ago +5 / -0

not only am i taking that advice, i went up a couple calibers.

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Choomguy 129 points ago +129 / -0

They want to kill peaceful, law abiding gun owners?

And they see something virtuous in this?

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stick_in_the_eye 70 points ago +70 / -0

yes. they think they are fucking heroes! morons.

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Choomguy 47 points ago +47 / -0

Sad thing is he’s couldn’t even allow himself to think that about taking guns from the actual thugs in Chicago killing kids every day

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RealTXPatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yep, start there.

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StrongIsland 35 points ago +35 / -0

They want to kill peaceful law abiding citizens who don’t even have guns, just for supporting the 2nd Amendment. Compliance is not a virtue. They are dangerously or willfully ignorant.

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havax 4 points ago +4 / -0

they care so much about saving lives that they will kill us all to take our guns. sounds logical.

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yudsfpbc 9 points ago +11 / -2

I see something very virtuous.

It will be nice to hear reports of commies finding out that Americans have been waiting, patiently, for them to finally make a move.

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Pelides 1 point ago +1 / -0

finally

They have been making moves for years. Waiting patiently while they attack us is all we seem to be good for

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yudsfpbc 0 points ago +1 / -1

Casus belli

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Tagappliedfork 8 points ago +8 / -0

They'll surely send social workers to kill us with calming words.

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kanabiis 91 points ago +91 / -0

How does he think he is going to take a gun from someone's cold dead hands? With a gun?

Then he is not anti-gun, he is anti- YOU having a gun.

He thinks it's A-OK for him to have a gun.

Authoritarian nut case will find himself in a body bag if he tries to walk the walk.

These morons don't understand, gun owners are also gun shooters, we are not some dumb ass thugs that run around shooting guns from the hips, we point, aim and shoot, and hit our targets.

He better get off twitter and get some range time.

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RealTXPatriot 20 points ago +20 / -0

He's going to use his powers of persuasion or perhaps an infinity stone

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BiglyCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like he's been rolling 1d1 persuasion checks since the day he was born.

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Choomguy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thats what mike is saying. “Im going to kill you with a gun if you dont hand over your gun”. Its a hollow threat coming from that fat ass fag, but still, hes the baddy here.

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HANG_traitors 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know this fat fuck has never even owned a pellet gun.

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MastaJoda 6 points ago +6 / -0

My quick draw is second to none. Another skill I honed over the last year. I’m ready to put holes in these fucks anytime. I’m your Huckleberry

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robob2700 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like Archer's version of the phrase. "Ray's going to be a cyborg over my dead body! Or preferably his, but somebody's!"

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yudsfpbc 16 points ago +17 / -1

You're supposed to call the cops?

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HoneyBadgerInc 43 points ago +43 / -0

No. When you shoot someone, you dial 811, not 911. Why? You ask. Because you always dial 811 before you dig.

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HANG_traitors 11 points ago +11 / -0

ROFL

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I_Used_to_be_me 17 points ago +17 / -0

Maybe he's just referencing the pigs he feeds them to?

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Reefay 12 points ago +12 / -0

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is from Snatch right?

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WhiskeyDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct

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Reefay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yup. Brick Top

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IroWide 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think I should be impressed...but I am.

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly what I was thinking of when I commented haha

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HANG_traitors 3 points ago +3 / -0

::Headed to the pig store::

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 6 points ago +6 / -0

Foyer? He won't even reach the front porch out here in the sticks.

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Metro 40 points ago +40 / -0

Good luck fat doughy beta bitch. You woukdn’t last a second in that effort.

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agentric 15 points ago +15 / -0

LMAO how does he even think he's going to kill armed patriots without a gun himself? fucking delusional low-t beta soyboy lefty commie worthless sack of shit.

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Choomguy 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’d probably save the bullet, and beat him to death with his own fists.

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Reefay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stop hitting yourself! Why do you keep hitting yourself? I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you.

  • years of being an older brother
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Choomguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean i would literally remove his forearms at the elbow, and then, beat him to death with his own fists. Haha!

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MakeAPlan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stumps. The hands wouldn't be in a fist anymore

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fakewhiterage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like a Mortal Kombat fatality

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BiglyCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

A key component of his fantasy is that he has a gun and you don't. Why does he need one? Why... To protect himself from nut jobs. But you don't need one. That's why he's going to pry your weapon from your cold dead hands. He is so very badass.

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Wagalar 38 points ago +38 / -0

Anti gunners are the most pro gun people in the world. They are wildly, insanely, rabidly pro gun. They want lots of guns, in the hands of men they control, who will shoot people they don't like with those guns. Regular people who own guns never actually expect to use them on another person, they're owned just in case it becomes necessary. Anti gun liberals, on the other hand, LOVE guns specifically because they want to use them on other people.

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bigly4trump 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's also projection. They know deep down they can't be trusted with a gun because they would commit a crime with it. They project their mental illness onto everyone else.

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Recyclops 11 points ago +11 / -0

Very well said. 🍻

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The_Usurper 23 points ago +23 / -0

Replace “guns” with “processed food” and I might believe him. This fat, low T beta has no idea about inflicting violence on someone outside of a video game.

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't even think he games. Probably watches marvel movies and sips star buc

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ckover9000 19 points ago +19 / -0

I often think about what people's actual line in the sand will be. I don't think that people don't believe communism isn't happening right now, it's that they believe they can deal with it without going to extremes, or what is happening doesn't justify extremes to them personally just yet. But that said, it's a shame everything that will have happened and all that's been taken away by this point but confiscation is going to be it for most everyone because they know what's happening next, once the population is defenseless the roundups begin, families torn apart, political rival executions, people sent to prison based on social media posts 5 years beforehand, etc. That's the final domino and everybody know it's kill or be killed.

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CantStumpTheTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

often think about what people's actual line in the sand will be.

When they start coming to my home.

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Choomguy 10 points ago +10 / -0

What if they come to someone elses home? Thats the thing, we cant let it happen to anyone. Thats the line in the sand. In fact kyle rittenhouse ought to be the line in the sand.

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CantStumpTheTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, if the blue helmets are trying to enter my neighbors home they would be treated as if they were entering mine.

I don't know how many houses down I count as neighbors at this point.

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RealTXPatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeh, I've got my can of bear mace ready for the door to door vaccine crap.

There's posted signs, no trespassing, no soliciting....this is Texas fucker, private property means something

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Choomguy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Im coming back someday, spent the first 8 years of my life there, been back many times. As far as im concerned, Texas isn’t just a geographical location, its a state of being.

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Cyer6 1 point ago +1 / -0

So thankful to be living in this great state. Very gun friendly state finally.

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RealTXPatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gun rights and freedom intensifies Sept 1 @ 12:00a

Texas made suppressors, legal. Boom.... or should I say... ppfffft

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RealTXPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

But seriously... stop at Academy and pick up a big can of bear mace for these stazi bastards. They'll get the picture, just like the Biden bus got the picture when we ran their ass outta town 🙄

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you think they'll actually let those bastards come to Texas? I've seen stories of them in NC and Oregon but nothing down here yet.

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

They believe it will be reversed by peaceful means. When you start talking about confiscation of firearms, everyone knows what comes next. The illusion will be gone and people will understand what the stakes are.

That line hasn’t been crossed for obvious reasons, so people will continue working for a peaceful solution until that becomes an impossibility.

I think the elections becoming meaningless is another line. People are waiting on audits and seeing what actions will be taken once the final results are out. If they lose faith in the elections, then I believe you will see a real change, though not as drastic as if they came after the guns.

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savagememes 16 points ago +16 / -0

So how does numbnuts expect to do this without guns?

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ChocolateEvryday 16 points ago +16 / -0

He wants other men with guns (the govt) to take them from you so he can feel "safe".

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holytrpbatman 12 points ago +12 / -0

That big talking internet pussy certainly isn't going to be on the round up crew. Just another spineless manlet talking all tough online. Show up at a door you don't belong at, Mikey. FAFO

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stick_in_the_eye 11 points ago +11 / -0

from the looks of this guy if he came to my house i wouldnt even need a weapon.

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OconusLurex 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ahahaha, we got a tough guy right here!

Edit: If he wants to put his plan in motion, I know a few neighborhoods run by Norteños and several other more locally specific gangs, who all have arsenals for him to confiscate. I can even guide him to the houses. Just give me a ring, Doughboy. Nothing's more gratifying than helping people achieve their dreams!

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Cyer6 5 points ago +5 / -0

He doesn't want to take guns from Norteños and Sureños or the brothers. He just wants to send armed men into the suburbs and rural districts to take guns away from white people.

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Pelides 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the end, it’s really always just anti-white

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like he diddles kids.

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findthewarmspot 10 points ago +10 / -0

OK, dude. Let’s see you start in South Chicago. Go door to door and see how that plays out for you.

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ChocolateEvryday 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just Chicago now. The "bad" areas are everywhere lately.

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Uncommon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why do fat balding middle aged liberal men think they’re tough?

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redbeard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Narcissism

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I_Used_to_be_me 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because they also think they're women. And compared to most women they know, they probably are at least a hair tougher

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ciemPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because mommy bought them the latest nintendo as a celebration of their participation (last place) award in pillow fighting and mommy said they are super duper strong.

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phandaal 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't. They know beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are pathetic, worthless, and unmanly. Hence the angry posturing.

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Rydanovich 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you want it, you'll have to take it.

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stick_in_the_eye 7 points ago +7 / -0

they intend to apparently. and of course when the goon squad shows up at your door your mask wearing coward neighbors sure as hell arent coming to help you.

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Wolverines556 8 points ago +8 / -0

This pussy won't do shit but cheer on a SWAT team

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RealTXPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like a boot licker.

Bet he didn't think he'd be there at this point in life

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eddieblasphemy 8 points ago +9 / -1

Check out fat tits over here.

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redbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haha pudgy little fuck, in open conflict I would eat him

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

MikeWrites will quickly learn that the pen isn't all that mighty

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CmonGubMintGibMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top Story: Faggot tries to score internet likes.

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impera 5 points ago +5 / -0

How does he think incoming fire will somehow miss his corpulent commie ass I wonder? Maybe hes gonna bullet-dodge matrix style, empowered by all the soy running through his flabby veins?

Its been said so many times but still bears repeating, I'm glad the infernal opposition are such a bunch of dumb fuckers. When things go hot, they all get wiped, and then life becomes peaceable and beautiful again without their continued malignancy trying to drag everything down.

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ciemPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guy literally had a panic attack at the toy store when he saw the capitol lego set

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FTR22 6 points ago +6 / -0

This guy is delusional. He thinks he is going to do any of this shit he is saying. LOL. Another twitter warrior.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not squeamish about putting two in your left eye either, faggot. That's fine too! Bip-bip!

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OrangeMenace2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good Luck, Mike.

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salt-collector 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has this beta cuck tried it yet on some gun nut.? Bet he finds out what warm lead taste like

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SwanS0ng 4 points ago +4 / -0

How ya planning on doing that, dipshit?

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BobSux 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like a fat soy faggot. He’s not taking shit.

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LostInTheMix 4 points ago +4 / -0

We got a badass over here!

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Kmdub2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big talk from a faggot leftard

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The357SigMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

These fat bald soy-guzzling faggots write tweets like this thinking it will get them laid.

By what? Who knows.

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LoneStarPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

5th dimensional confused trannies, my guess.

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kamalas_knees 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tactical Marshmallow writes terrible fiction.

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joeblow2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Twitter link warning)

Wow, this idiot's posts are gold.

Also, if you can't take 30 minutes in the New England "heat and humidity", you might not be the ideal candidate for door-to-door gun confiscation in Texas.

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Shayhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

YOUR terms are acceptable... come 'n get it pussy.

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IPMang 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well Mike, why not start in Chicago and save some black lives and show that they really matter?

I'll wait.

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HEXEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good fucking luck you fat, greasy capon.

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SuperFreedomMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

At some point it's going to be time to start shooting these MFers dead.

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Faktchecker69 3 points ago +3 / -0

You look like a closet pedophile mate. Go back to molesting children and posting lgbtbqtbqbewqw fists.

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Peppers 3 points ago +3 / -0

This dude needs to be on a list. Who is this retard?

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Azrael1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's easy for this fat body to be a tough guy on his keyboard.

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

This looks like a guy for whom Friday Night consists of sitting on a monster dong while eating a box of pop tarts and bingeing on fat porn. Talks Rambo-speak.

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joeblow2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha! They should have followed it with a pansy-assed voice reading this tweet.

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RedTie45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok. You’re welcome to come try at any time.

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wolfsettler 2 points ago +2 / -0

They gonna need the things they wre trying to take away from us to get them from us.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll hang him from his entrails and let my goats eat him alive