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OneBigMaga 190 points ago +190 / -0

Imagine being so racist that you take all the black and minorities pictures off of products.

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TacoBot 157 points ago +157 / -0

Land o Lakes butter was the best. They took the Native American woman off but left the land. 😂🤣😂

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Moonman_Alpha 46 points ago +47 / -1

Muh stolen land!

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FloridaDude 38 points ago +44 / -6

Funny, never thought of it that way. Updoot!

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Sirbigusdickus -33 points ago +18 / -51

PSA: 1) please refrain form using “updoot”. That terms is reserved for Reddit faggots. 2) you don’t need to state that you are upvoting. It’s redundant. Just make your comment, then click on the up arrow.

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Unsilent 48 points ago +52 / -4

PSA we will use updoot and announce upvoting if we friggen want to.

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ImpeachThisBitch 22 points ago +23 / -1

The freedom to updoot has not yet been taken away.

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Jewsacky 17 points ago +17 / -0

My nigga, around here we upTrump.

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saltyviewer123 5 points ago +7 / -2

The graphic shows us we are helping build the wall for each updoot.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Both comments updoot Ed!

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that_sound 6 points ago +6 / -0

What an interesting comment! Updoot!

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saltyviewer123 4 points ago +5 / -1

Updoot earned.

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vegaspatriot1776 4 points ago +5 / -1

everybody gets an updoot!

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that_sound 16 points ago +19 / -3

I'm no internet expert, but you may have just helped invent a new word!

Downdoot

As in, I'm downdooting your comment.

Does downdoot embiggen your annoyance like updoot does? Updoot seems perfectly cromulent, but I dunno about downdoot.

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Haitianbychoice360 7 points ago +8 / -1

Dang it. Now I have to look up cromulent. Sigh.

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that_sound 6 points ago +6 / -0

I apologize for the blue hair, the problem glasses, and the fishmouth, but it's the most complete analysis I could find in 3 clicks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTzGnRQ9cfA

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Haitianbychoice360 3 points ago +3 / -0

Taking a look. Thanks fren!

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GulagInmate769 3 points ago +3 / -0

Updoot the downdoot!

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saltyviewer123 1 point ago +2 / -1

downdooting is actually a sexual activity ... will maybe.

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Sirbigusdickus -4 points ago +6 / -10

Correct: You are not an Internet expert, but you are now officially a homosexual for typing that thing. Mark my words: this is a big mistake and will lead to a life of misery and transgenderism for you and your children. Your bloodline will suffer dearly from this flippant utterance for many generations. Gloryholes are also perfectly cromulent in some circles, so to each his own. However, as with AIDS and glory holes, there are similar consequences for your comments. You probably have mental HIV, of which there is no cure. I will continue with my crusade to vanquish this homo-gendered term and its variants from this site whenever possible in hopes of preventing similar self-inflicted tragedies of which you are now suffering.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 7 points ago +9 / -2

Updoot is pure faggotry.

Said it in less words.

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saltyviewer123 2 points ago +3 / -1

updoot earned

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that_sound 2 points ago +2 / -0

You said it in less words! Excellent! Updooted!

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that_sound 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sounds like something a downdoot would say.

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lostremote- 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are mistaken, that’s something a faggot would say!

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 0 points ago +1 / -1

You are doing God’s work pede. Fight on.

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BlueKentuckyGirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol 😂

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +5 / -2

Thanks for the word police bullshit, kimosabe

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C_Huckleberry 2 points ago +2 / -0

just trying to live up to your screen namr, huh?

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deleted 10 points ago +11 / -1
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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Land Back!

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Ponzo 8 points ago +8 / -0

The coffee i grew up with still has the same logo.... they just made him unicolor.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3f/4f/8d/3f4f8d839512fd59d83ce95f462345d1.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/87/fb/1e/87fb1ef930c2fc4a27a032b0e702bfc5.jpg

I remember growing up in Austria, my favorite chocolate bar that i stole from my grandmas store was called "n-word bread"

RIP to the most delicious peanut chocolate

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKjHIMCW4AEPhmB.jpg

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spezisthedevil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ethiopians discovered roasting coffee beans and brewing them. Only a race obsessed racist would think that original coffee logo was racist. Can't really say the same for the chocolate bar.

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TruthWillOut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep Aunt Jemima Alive!

Keep Uncle Ben Alive!

Aunt Jemima Matters!

Uncle Ben Matters!

Fight against the liberals deliberate censoring of POSITIVE black icons!

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FinalDeliverance 3 points ago +6 / -3

Imagine a population so foolish that they take pride in emptying a bottle of poison into another empty bottle with a different sticker and boast about it to their friends without a thought to the poison.

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PocketPosse 2 points ago +3 / -1

By them now lol. They will be collectors items later.

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Formerlurker92 52 points ago +52 / -0

Why continue to support woke companies

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julianleroux 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes, rather buy Melania's Maple Syrup.

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Bennett76 34 points ago +34 / -0

Just don't buy that shit, giving them your money and putting it in the old bottle still is supporting the BS.

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KekistaniMemeLord 9 points ago +9 / -0

seriously fuck aunt jemima it's 100% high fructose corn syrup garbage. Throw that shit in the trash and get some real maple syrup.

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LearnedHat 27 points ago +27 / -0

So it wasnt the name, it was the picture?

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BDME 22 points ago +22 / -0

i just bought syrup the other day. they finally changed the name too.

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The_Knight_of_sunset 12 points ago +12 / -0

Changed it to what?

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x79q3pb 25 points ago +25 / -0

Perl Milling Company or something whack like that.

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The_Knight_of_sunset 21 points ago +21 / -0

Seriously? That's a very lame name.

Aunt Jemima's name is far more memerable and catchy. Brings to image home cooked pancakes.

Pearl Milling Company brings to mind... I don't know. A corporate board room?

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Throwaway_Test 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pearls are generally white....generally.

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ADAM_SCHITT 5 points ago +5 / -0

RRREEEEEEEE

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RedditIsPropaganda 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, this is retardation on a whole new level, sounds like a by-product of pearl polishing...

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HaitchElGee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pearls were frequently stolen from indigenous populations by imperialist white oppressors. Use of the word 'pearl' in the capitalist context of a brand logo is a continuation of the exploitation of BIPOC wealth and ancestral heritage, and exemplifies its ongoing appropriation and utilization by systemically racist white-majority countries and corporate boardrooms which seek to subjugate and commercialize native and indigenous peoples around the world. The Pearl Milling Company's deeply problematic re-brand cannot be condoned, and must be re-re-branded to better represent the lives and lived experiences of non-white peoples.

/s /s /s Wouldn't it be hilarious if they had to re-brand again?! Hahaha!

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pearl Milling Company sounds like an off brand you’d find at Aldi once or twice a year.

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Levy_Wilson 14 points ago +14 / -0

They changed the label, but were too cheap to change their molds, so the bottle plastic still says Aunt Jemima.

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x79q3pb 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah it's no surprize. Virtue signaling on Twitter is free, but replacing the tools is about 4 million bucks per site, excluding backups.

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Block_Helen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like they're going all the way with it though.

https://www.pearlmillingcompany.com/

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds disgusting.

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Dunkin4COVAIDS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Super white!

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FloridaDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

The one from Scary Movie 3? Yes, the chair.

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dontdrinksoy 4 points ago +5 / -1

i just bought syrup the other day. they finally changed the name too.

Why are you buying their shit?

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dontdrinksoy 16 points ago +16 / -0

I stopped buying Aunt Jemima products when they removed her picture. Removing her picture was an act of racism.

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Sirbigusdickus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just print out some Stacy Abraham or Oprah stickers and fix the problem.

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Just_An_Idahoan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uncle Ben is gone too! 😂

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saltyviewer123 1 point ago +2 / -1

The final step is to replace the highly raciest word syrup with a phrase like "dark viscus love juice for your pancakes, and waffles, and crapes"

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ProPatria 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's what I'd call an "affirmative action to restore minority representation."

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CynicalTwit22 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sap!!!

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OneBigMaga 22 points ago +23 / -1

Most of it is just sugar water and corn syrup. Real maple syrup is too expensive.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 18 points ago +18 / -0

I prefer the real thing. Buying artificially flavored corn syrup is, quite frankly, dumb.

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peterstrzoked 7 points ago +9 / -2

Side by side I will take a nice thick “maple flavored corn syrup” any day - and I have lived in places where we could go get maple syrup straight from the tree.

Maple syrup is good, and lord knows probably WAY better for you, but I can’t shake my preference for the cheap shit I grew up eating. It’s probably all the added chemicals that altered pathways in my brain to prefer the corn syrup to the real stuff, oh well.

For what it’s worth I’d take great value corn syrup over aunt jemimas too...

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45454545 5 points ago +5 / -0

You were drinking sapwater straight from the tree Maple syrup doesn't come straight from the tree.

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peterstrzoked 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was a figure of speech, no I wasn’t drinking it out of the tap on the tree lol

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dontdrinksoy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like the fancy pancake syrup that has 10% to 15% real maple syrup.

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peterstrzoked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that 85-90 corn syrup and 10-15 maple? That sounds like it might have a better flavor while still retaining the thickness of the corn syrup.

I don’t really eat that much syrup these days, but I’ll keep my eyes open for it the next time I’m at the store.

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DeplorableDC 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also prefer the fake stuff. Log Cabin is my go to. I imagine they will go for mrs butterworth next.

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

For what it’s worth I’d take great value corn syrup over aunt jemimas too...

This. GV is usually equal to, if not superior to, most big name products.

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yay, let's support ultra giant corporate conglomerate Wal Mart instead of ultra giant corporate conglomerate Pepsi.

Keep sticking it to the man, guys!

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, secretly based, totally. And we should just trust the plan.

And no, I wouldn't trust TrumpMart if its policies were the same as WalMart's.

I trust Trump because he's openly based.

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x79q3pb 5 points ago +7 / -2

I find real maple syrup too runny, but superior in taste.

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Sirbigusdickus 3 points ago +5 / -2

Just add some cornstarch to thicken it and ruin what God created.

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x79q3pb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn, tryin to have a conversation about maple syrup and the Canadians are going full Dominion on our posts 😔

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HuggableBear 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not their fault you're a Godless corn syrup heathen

Accept the glory of tree juice, heretic

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Vortmak 1 point ago +1 / -0

The tree hugger says how dare you damage that tree to satisfy your desire

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course the real thing is better, but pancake syrup is much cheaper and my kids like it so I buy it.

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HorribleDeplorable 8 points ago +8 / -0

Worth every penny

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anon2309011 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh, get a tap, put it in a maple tree, do some work. It's practically free.

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mykillk 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yum corn syrup.

I wonder how many ppl have never had actual real maple syrup in their lives.

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aconcernedtroll 8 points ago +8 / -0

You'd be surprised. Most of the world actually. It's really only a North American thing.

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Frankly, it's barely a North American thing. Most North Americans use the same flavored corn syrup crap.

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Need4Pede 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't used this crap for years. Maple syrup for me. Tastes a thousand times better. I'm glad there are maples in these parts.

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sixfingerdildo 5 points ago +6 / -1

Begone vile tree vampire!

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

Corn squeezings are somehow better?

Philistine.

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

i like the way you say corn squeezings. i had a good corn squeezing today, i feel 10 lbs lighter.

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

I shamelessly prefer the fake stuff.

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mykillk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah that's because high fructose corn syrup is highly addictive

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just like that the taste isn’t as intense and doesn’t soak in so much. Real maple syrup is pretty strong and soaks in like right now. To each their own though. Has nothing to do with being addictive, I don’t get an addictive thing from it.

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tiamat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not like I bought alot, but I avoid aunt Jemima, uncle Ben's, and land o lakes cause of that politically correct bullshit

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Just_An_Idahoan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ahhhh, now you can still get your diabetes!

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peterstrzoked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure being able to acquire type 2 diabetes is in the bill of rights.

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FormerLibtard94 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Aunt Jemima owned! I gave them my money and bought a new bottle to put it in the old one!"

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Asshat4Congress 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is one way to get out of a sticky situation

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Proud_American 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or into another.

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meme potential.

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CovfefeAnon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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Dunkin4COVAIDS 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why would you keep buying that crap? Not only are they a woke joke, but it's not even real maple syrup. It's full of the most unhealthy shit the globohomos are pushing on consumers, e.g. high fructose corn syrup among other chemicals that are reducing your testosterone and turning you into a soy boi.

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why is it literally every commercial is all black people now but it was wrong to feature a black woman on a syrup bottle?

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DefinitelyNotIGN 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rules must be made as byzantine as possible in order to guarantee all people are always guilty, so that when it comes time to remove one for whatever reason, there's plenty of examples of their infringements to cite.

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Weallseethetruth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I saved a bunch of bottles to sell to idiots 30 years down the road

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Jonny 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its kinda cool to have a piece of history. Especially something you grew up with at a time when the world was changing.

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

An ugly piece of history!! Lol ... But yes you're right

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +4 / -0

That shit is nasty. Get real maple syrup and feel the rush. You can dry it out into a crystal form and smoke it for fast acting, yet temporary diabetes.

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TravlingThr0ugh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shit syrup.

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rufrignkidnme 3 points ago +3 / -0

This isn't racist.. now if it was called Ain't yafather ..

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Ishaye 3 points ago +3 / -0

They just didn't like how she looked. They rather them look like multi hair colored clowns with ridiculous clown clothing on now.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +3 / -0

I applaud the dedication, but i think you should ditch the corn syrup and use real maple syrup

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DONT_reply_with_THIS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better to not buy it

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24601 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm saving the bottles....

They're going to be worth more than the entire US Mint in a few years.

....

Also... I've got one of the transition bottles... it has the new sticker but STILL has the Aunt Jemima imprinted bottle.

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julianleroux 3 points ago +3 / -0

This syrup brand is owned by Quaker Oats, which is owned by PepsiCo.

Have we got a site going yet, to provide patriotic (and better-value) alternatives to all of PepsiCo's products?

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can’t believe they took Elizabeth Warren off Land’o Lakes.

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EMP2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still have a tub with her on it. Been using Kerrygold once that ran out.

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coffee_grdr 3 points ago +3 / -0

you want to end racism? put a kind looking black woman on the label of delicious syrup that you love to eat!

how stupid do you have to be to not get this?!?

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GottliebPins 3 points ago +4 / -1

So we should make stickers to put back the black and native Americans.

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PocketPosse 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a stencil and a sharpie and do my part right at the store. People love it. They miss the logo.

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airbags27 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sooo....anyone else have the urge to make ms. Jemima stickers and put them on all the bottles?.....maybe with a "voted trump" under it

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OrangeMenace2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hack the system.

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Mount_10_ear 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I saved a box of the pancake mix

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EMP2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still have a Land O Lakes butter tub with the Indian on it

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Bond 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah, but you bought it after the change. That’s the problem right there.

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Mememagic4all 2 points ago +2 / -0

We could point that out and it would make the left cancel itself.

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ToxicTroublemaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goes further than that bottle

The new ones just have "Pearl Milling company" on the label

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EatMyBallsAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make Aunt Jemima Great Again

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ridge3z 2 points ago +2 / -0

F all these woke companies and Just make your own syrup using sugar and add a little vanilla extract. It's cheaper than the corn syrup diabetes-inducing garbage and tastes better too.

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or buy the real thing

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ridge3z 2 points ago +2 / -0

In that case, tap maple, birch and black walnut trees and learn how to boil the sap correctly. Or, yes, buy local.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

or you could pick a different brand lmao

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paulej 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're going to rename it entirely. I forgot what name, but even the name is apparently racist. Growing up eating that syrup, I never looked negatively upon that lady on the bottle (or the lady before her).

Is it that the left is racist and they were offended by the black woman on the bottle?

Seriously, that's the kind of thought that goes through my head. They see racism where I don't, so I can only assume they're racist.

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making_upvotes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't like aunt Jemima. Not because the logo I don't care. Because it's corn syrup. Get real maple syrup.

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get it laminated

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MICHIGANisRED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't the whole bottle use to resemble Aunt Jemima?

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DaemonKrog 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's some throwback, but I think it was only Mrs. Butterworth's.

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MICHIGANisRED 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to look that up, but I think in the 60s there was an aunt Jemima shaped bottle.

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DaemonKrog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats what i thought too, but it's always been Butterworth's shape. I think people just always made a link between the two. Either that or it's the Mandela Effect.

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Vortmak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Use Log Cabin it's not regurgitated corn syrup

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shaven_llama 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pure Maple Syrup or GTFO.

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IBentMyWookie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aunt Jemima remembers…

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Basedfinno 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do not buy that

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EMP2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop buying the maple flavored corn syrup!

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DamitBobby 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn i shoulda kept one of these bottles, Ebay has one for 14 bucks tho.