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SaltyDoggy 8 points ago +8 / -0

*based on statistics provided by China

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SaltyDoggy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes things don't go as planned or even as they appear to be going.

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MachoMan [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a fair point!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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Asshat4Congress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget to include the fentanyl

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nankingRoastie 2 points ago +3 / -1

You mean when you let a virus loose and leave your borders wide upen, and then Van and weld-inside every single sick person to let them die alone so you can get back in business immediately while teh rest of the world suffers, it works?

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

China send poison.

West get infected.

West overreacts, and their only plan is to borrow more money from China.

West borrows money from China, buys medical supplies from China, then donates the medical supplies to China.

West shuts down everything, except corporations aligned with China and the UN.

China released videos of people falling over in the street to start all this, now the only videos they show are China dancing maskless or China announcing they will drop nukes on Japan.

West spends the borrowed money on statues of Boy George Floyd who died because of China-supplied fentanyl.

China watched Space Jam 2 movie.

West turns communist.

China laughs.

West sells, gives, farmland to China.

China laughs.

Creepy Joe Biden is magically installed as pretend leader at 3am.

China laughs.

West announces that anti-China words will be met with beatings and arrests.

China tells their slaves to make more tennis shoes, LeBron needs more money.

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Ex-libtard 1 point ago +1 / -0

they never closed

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FuckReddit4545 1 point ago +1 / -0

If that wasn't enough, they helped the Democrats steal our election.