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BabbleRabble 47 points ago +47 / -0

The Empire Got Whack.

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IncredibleMrE1 22 points ago +23 / -1

Look, Fat.

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The_Knight_of_sunset 19 points ago +19 / -0

You ain't Black!

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RiverFenix 12 points ago +12 / -0

Back on track in a Sack

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Brokenmatrix2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn you got the knack.

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7_17_24 2 points ago +2 / -0

That jab’ll give you a heart attack. 💔

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Country got jacked!

I give this parody idea to you, the people!

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FattyWatt 4 points ago +4 / -0

SPAM DON'T GO TO THAT LINK!! & he ruined a damned good thread! Carad....u should be ashamed of urself.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +13 / -0

Leia was the first anti-vaxxer 😆

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HockeyMom4Trump 30 points ago +30 / -0

Help me Obi Don Trumpnobi

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RiverFenix 12 points ago +12 / -0

You have to take the vaccine to know what's in it

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RiverFenix 8 points ago +8 / -0

what difference at this point...

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You have no idea of the powa of the batflu!"

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Dictator_Bob 22 points ago +22 / -0

Some friends had an open air gathering in the sun next to the ocean. Two individuals reported that they tested positive for covid right after. People asked if they were vaccinated. It was confirmed that they were. People asked which vaccine. Someone I know that works for a local FOX affiliate and called Trump supporters "treasonous" jumped in to say that, due to them not being hospitalized, this was "evidence" that the "vaccine is working".

This is a total shit show.

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Skogin 21 points ago +21 / -0

The media is the virus. The injections are the pandemic.

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potbelliedgoblino 6 points ago +6 / -0

The elites are least wrong about the depopulation plan lol.

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ConcernedFrenchFrog 13 points ago +13 / -0

What variant of midichlorians was leiah a carrier of?

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A1waysLurk1ing 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pepechlorions you say?

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Jimmyjetfuel 9 points ago +9 / -0

Jabby the Hut.

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

🎶 Pump up the jab pump it up, why your blood is clotting, and the Deltas coming, hurry up before your heart is stopping, pump it up a little more before you dropping dead up on the dance floor, get the jab from the Pfizer lab cuz Fauci's sad if you don't do that 🎶

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

wow things have changed...nowadays, it's good rappers trying and failing to sing.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, I recognized the music, but I didn't really listen to rap in the 90s... Grew up in a Metal house and all.

And I have the hearing loss to prove it, lmao.

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Brokenmatrix2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

WHAAAT ??

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

exactly, lol

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Brokenmatrix2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't hear shit. Drives people nuts. Fkn Sabbath and priest...

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leg_hairs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy kek

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comakevin76 7 points ago +7 / -0

I use the Force. The power of the Patriots Force. It shall be with me always.

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IncredibleMrE1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh, this is goooood.

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stick_in_the_eye 6 points ago +6 / -0

alter the deal. alter the deal. alter the deal. alter the deal. alter the deal. alter the deal. alter the deal. alter the deal.

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dukeofdoorcounty 4 points ago +4 / -0

NSA mind probe?

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Saltyminer11 4 points ago +4 / -0

HAL 9000: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

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BrianO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shot Wars

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clotshot wars.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

TORETTO!

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2020_Vision 3 points ago +3 / -0

everytime I watch the Bad Batch I'm like don't they realize they're the fucking empire? holy shit, the nerve that they think they're the resistance.

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

This thread is comedy gold. I feel the force rising.

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Primebeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

The empire did nothing wrong!

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Brokenmatrix2021 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a nice black Kitchenaide pressure cooker.

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Friend_of_John_Galt 3 points ago +3 / -0

There IS no delta variant jab! That's what's so funny! The original jab doesn't work so now the answer is to get more jabs to protect against a variable the "scientists" were surprised by.

And if you disagree you hate science REEEE!

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UkDeplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Leia: Your vaccines are weak old man. A placebo is no match for herd immunity!

Darth Vader: Thats not true. It’s impossible!

Leia: You stupid bastard! You KNOW it to be true!

Darth Vader: To hear this I do not want

Leia: ??? Have you stolen my weed?

Darth Vader: Duh, that’s why my voice is so deep

George Lucas: Get on with the shocking twist!

Darth Vader: Fine. I am your father. Takes mask off to reveal Joe Biden Give daddy a kiss

Leia: NOOOOOOOOO!

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NotAHandshake 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?!

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

She is about to get.............Her anal swab!

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

“The SPACE Force is strong with this one.”

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Rebellions are built on hope (and change).”

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UbiquitousBIG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Factoid: Those bunny ear things on the top right of the robot are actually birthing forceps. They will be used by the Dems to take away your unborn baby for disposal or early CRT training depending on the color of the skin.

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

“If you only knew the power of the deep state.”

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, Lord Vader. I've reached the main power generators. The shield will be down in moments. You may start your vaccinations.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the Empire only knew about the mountains of cocaine that went up her nose...

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

“You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your vaccines can destroy me.”

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Remember…the SPACE Force will be with you, always.”

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Vsid 1 point ago +1 / -0

$Wacked

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