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chicago_prisoner 179 points ago +179 / -0

I want this lawyer's contact info please.

IncredibleMrE1 54 points ago +55 / -1


booblitchutz 51 points ago +52 / -1


AmericanGuy 31 points ago +31 / -0

A pede actually fighting with legal means? SO REFRESHING!

45fan 12 points ago +12 / -0

<Big Mike Has Entered The Chat>

Yuri_Gagarin 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't stand that floppy titted croch rot.

Wolfebane84 9 points ago +10 / -1

Most of the world still sees # as "pound"

ALL phone trees still say "press pound"

How in the world did a "hashtag" about RAPE get passed the naming phase when it's "POUND Me Too".....

FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0


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007wannabee 2 points ago +3 / -1

Most of the world does not call the octothorpe symbol "pound" - it is just America which does that. Which drives everyone nuts, just sayin.

The actual pound symbol is a capital L with either one or two horizontal strokes through the vertical part. Like the dollar is S with vertical stroke(s)

It's the symbol of the British unit of currency, introduced to us by the Romans. Comes from the Latin word libra which used to mean one tower pound (334 grams) of silver. The original meaning was scales or balance just like the Libra horoscope sign ⚖


Wolfebane84 3 points ago +3 / -0

So you're saying the rest of the world calls it the "octothorpe" so their phone trees are "press octothorpe".....

007wannabee 1 point ago +2 / -1

No the rest of the English speaking world say "press hash."

Libra was the origin of the "pound" as I said earlier. Up until 1971 the UK pound was split into 20 sub-units named shillings. Each shilling was in turn divided into 12 pennies. The symbol for penny was d, and on a price tag would be written "6d" for something relatively cheap such as a chocolate bar.

So the pound got its name from libra, the next sub-unit from the Roman "solidus", and finally the penny sub-unit from the Roman "denarius." Thus the term LSD sometimes for money. I shit you not.

Today's UK pound contains 100 sub-units, supposedly to make it more compatible with dollars and euros and such. No wonder they changed it though with a name like LSD.

Finally, if you are a dev then managing octothorpe, pound, and dollar is a nightmare as they all use the same ASCII value and you can never be sure how it's going to look depending on how someone's computer region language keyboard is configured. I never use the "crossed S" dollar sign I always specify it exactly as USD.

Waicool 0 points ago +1 / -1

Press hash. Lmfao

Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop quoting Obonzo.

daisytrench 30 points ago +30 / -0

We're gonna need those docs to use as our template.

PraetorAngel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say this

jfunction 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is clever. But that's the problem in America, we've become a nation led by clever, you could say cunning, lawyers.

The way this pernicious trend has to be stopped is to regain respect for the fundamentals of life: our unalienable rights.

The right that pertains in this case (derived from the rights to life and liberty) is the 4th Amendment guarantee of security in our persons and in our papers.

Until we stop being clever and regain our inherent strength we will not be a free people but a nation of intellectual and moral weaklings.

The cabal gains another small victory even in this lawsuit which buries the Declaration and the Constitution even deeper under a mountain of neglect. Every shoveful of neglect pushes our inherent freedom and power farther from our grasp.

If we are ever to regain our freedom and our power we need to take our stand on PRINCIPLE, not on cleverness - and we need to do it NOW.

electricboogaloo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ok, you win. Now how do you interpret the 4th amendment? Enter the lawyers.

jfunction 6 points ago +6 / -0

. . . enter the 2nd Amendment.

Then enter William Shakespeare - stage left . . . "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".

Henry IV

DeathArrow0007 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's clever.

PraetorAngel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, I just want a copy of the drafted lawsuit :)

Bogey 103 points ago +104 / -1

HIV is deadlier than Covid-19.

Where are the HIV passports? Seems like we could kill the disease spread if we mandated it for accessing clubs, bars, concerts, and dating sites.

PKShadilay 48 points ago +56 / -8

Only way to get rid of HIV is to get rid of faggots. Most HIV infections are from men having unprotected anal sex with each other. Nearly all gay porn produced today is condom free because we have wonder drugs like Prep that keep you from getting infected. Many have seen this as the green light to return to the risky behavior that existed before the 80's AIDS crisis.

ScipioAmericanus 29 points ago +30 / -1

wonder drugs like Prep that may help keep you from getting infected.

It’s not 100%. Only abstinence until marriage is 100%.

Pandas4Trump 20 points ago +23 / -3

In the name of Molach, I pronounce you xir and zit. You may now infect your necrotic front holes

Abstinence used to work. Then the clowns came...

ScipioAmericanus 11 points ago +11 / -0

Still works if you’re a non-clown seeking a non-clown.

Data 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looking for a clean needle in a dumpster full of used needles.

ScipioAmericanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

BTW I agree with your comment! It’s what we all ought to be doing.

ScipioAmericanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did it take you two weeks to come up with reply or were you just stalking my comments and found this one interesting? I’m not offended nor am I trying to be offensive, I’m just curious.

Data 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I was referencing the photo in the OP for a related post and saw your comment. Just a coincidence.

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ScipioAmericanus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m genuinely curious but, how is it that there are actually two replies (yours being one of them) to a comment I posted two weeks ago?

rossiFan 5 points ago +8 / -3

Tell that to my buddy who got an STD from his wife.

ScipioAmericanus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tell your buddy his pedant friend should add the word “committed” every time he reads the word “marriage.”

rossiFan 7 points ago +8 / -1

I should have said "now ex-wife".

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rossiFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I asked him why he was divorcing and he told me. Pretty normal guy conversation.

zekin 5 points ago +5 / -0
sir_rockness 11 points ago +11 / -0

Though are you sure gay porn is condom free... how would one go about verifying that? Lol

rcstl 8 points ago +9 / -1

I be fine trusting his word. And, not caring a bit.

PiggyTits 5 points ago +5 / -0

My exact thoughts! He must've sat through hours of the stuff 😂

ScipioAmericanus 3 points ago +3 / -0


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based_trekkie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Imagine if we insisted on all fags practice social distancing....

They would literally have to ONLY touch each other with 10 ft poles....

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rootGoose 3 points ago +3 / -0

They advertise it as exactly that.

booblitchutz 31 points ago +32 / -1

I would like to have a disclosure on everyone in my company that has HIV, absolutely. There is no vaccine, so it's crucial I am made aware of this extremely high risk population.

Hammerhawk 13 points ago +14 / -1

same as herpes too..although it's not deadly I'm SURE my wife would leave me if I brought that into the house without an explanation

booblitchutz 14 points ago +15 / -1

I demand that anyone who has not tested negative for herpes wear a condom or have a dental dam affixed to their genitals and both be visible so people know who to socially distance from.

Similar to forcing people to wear masks if they are not PROVEN to be a covid risk, I want every man who hasn't tested negative daily for herpes to wear a condom and make it visible in the workplace.

But (you say) forcing people who haven't tested positive to expose their genitals with a condom on is humiliating, uncomfortable and unnecessary.

If it saves ONE life...

Hammerhawk 9 points ago +10 / -1


WhatUCan 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lmao i feel like thats the last thing someone would hear before being raped

rossiFan 5 points ago +6 / -1

This condom is to save your grandmother! How can you NOT WANT TO WEAR A CONDOM, YOU RAYSYS??!!!

Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +3 / -1

Herpes is different. It 100% hides when not active. Even positive people may test negative 360 days out of the year. (so not a great “test” to feel safe about.)

Hammerhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

good point! asymptomatic spread strikes again!!!

Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not quite. The carrier would have to have an active lesion.

Otherwise, you’d never know

CrouchingKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brings to question the medical community for years stating one can be a carrier of a disease and unknowingly spread it without having had it. Chickenpox for instance. That was common.

Bogey 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd need an active lesion to spread it but they run tests on the blood that can determine if you've ever had an active immune response to it.

Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven’t researched it in 30 years, so it’s good to know there is a test that can see if there was an immune response. Is it a different response from cold sores?

Block_Helen 9 points ago +9 / -0

And hotels, and Airbnb, etc.

newuser999 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yea I asked this on reddit and got met with "privacy reasons!" lol the idiots

GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only way to get rid of diseases is to do what you would do in a video game.

Wall off America. Database and catalog every citizen. And correctly identify what illnesses and diseases each and every individual person in America has.

Then we can continue to Step 2 - Quarantine and/or cure the diease once and for all.

But that's never done. Instead, people shut the fuck up and the spreads continue world wide.

Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the disease was Ebola, no one would have a problem with that. (Or not most.)

But a really bad flu is not Ebola, so even the disease in question can become political.

This is why quarantine will never work. Medical tyranny seems to be the rage of the future, and it’s nothing like the zombie movies we’ve been watching. No one doubts hiding from brain eating zombies. But alas, this is just not quite the same thing.

JoeBidensDementia1 61 points ago +61 / -0

Seriously, how do I do the same thing?

Dialectic 28 points ago +28 / -0

An attorney

dianabrown1 13 points ago +13 / -0

you have to find one who is willing to do it. you got one?

Dialectic 17 points ago +17 / -0

If I did you think I’d ID him and myself on here? Lol please

dianabrown1 1 point ago +4 / -3

Well, yeah. Why speak (or write) without basis? Just more BS? Request for proof, in this case a pathway to obtain same basis, is not out of line. LOL...PLEASE.

OoooJackieBlue 6 points ago +7 / -1

So his attorney could be immediately doxxed by the leftist lurkers who live for that sort of thing? Start calling lawyers in your area and asking them if they'd rep you exactly like this guy did. Keep calling until one says yes. There's your pathway.

rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell, if he felt strongly enough, he'd probably draft it up pro bono.

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rootGoose 41 points ago +41 / -0

This is the way.

fuckthealphabetsoup 26 points ago +26 / -0

Make them live up to their own standards.

PapaPepe 34 points ago +36 / -2

Then everyone stood up and clapped.

If this actually happened they would fire him a few weeks later saying he wasn't a good culture fit or something dumb

Libertas_Vel_Mors [S] 36 points ago +37 / -1

It's a 4Chan post. The beauty is in the idea, not it's alleged reality or lack thereof.

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rcstl 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ehem "Even a ham sandwich can be sued."

That is all.

Sometimes the threat is enough to bring people to their senses.

Weero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like the /b/ board of the 4chins says: "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

RStroud 2 points ago +2 / -0

/b/ is hyperreal

ChyNahAzzWhole 22 points ago +22 / -0

most excellent!

CrouchingKamala 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don't forget all the people running around with active shingles and tuberculosis.

JirkaBedr 11 points ago +11 / -0

you mean illegals?

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PresidentChipperson 13 points ago +13 / -0

Brilliant if real

ScipioAmericanus 9 points ago +9 / -0

You forgot herpes!

Infidel 8 points ago +9 / -1

Now that some of the vaccinated peoples out there have woke to the fact that they are screwed...they still want the rest of us in the club. Misery loves company.

I have even heard a few say and I quote: "its not fair that we took it and you didnt...if were going to get sick its not fair that its just us...we didnt know and its not fair...we should all have to go thru this together...we did this to help and protect you..."

Its hideous.

brace yourselves for some very angry people...they are seeing sickness and deaths in their families and within their friends groups and finally catching on whats causing everyone to be sick or to die...

and they hate those of us for not getting the poison vax...and they are pissed because they know we get to move forward and live and that at some point they don't and they hate us for it.

Even had one say she would rat everybody out that hasn't had it because its not fair....why should we be the only ones to suffer...

I would stay away from people right about now...and keep your status to yourselves...as a rule going forward.

Get ready to stay hidden over the winter and be a good hermit and grey man.

Awake45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. And now they’re also blaming the unvaxed for the variant. I’m afraid it’s going to turn into a people with pitchforks in front of your house scenario if their friends and family start dying off. I’m hightailing it out of my blue town and pulling my kid out of her blue school. All her friends have already been shot up and are starting to discriminate against her b/c we won’t provide her personal medical info.

Libertas_Vel_Mors [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Precisely this. It's going to get pretty ugly, I suspect.

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OnlyTrump20 4 points ago +4 / -0

TB is the forgotten pandemic that has been as deadly as any other plague.

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DCdeplorable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah its a fun kek but don't give the left any more dumb ideas

Trilby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well done.

Axiom502 4 points ago +4 / -0

This never happened

jonrockets 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is legendary!

friedchicken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lawyers and marketing people are together in a race to destroy this country the fastest.

Inquisitor_Corvus 3 points ago +4 / -1

I read that as one step fuhrer.

Llanos 3 points ago +3 / -0

This doesn't work at a real company. I work for a fortune 10 company. They do a health screening every morning. You are t allowed in the building if you have a sniffle. No need to segregate when they don't let anyone in the door for itchy eyes during allergy season, even.

Libertas_Vel_Mors [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Totally understood, but I have an honest question: Do they let HIV-infected people into work? How about HPV carriers, or someone with Hepatitis B? And, how would they know w/o an intrusive medical background check?

jimzumaca 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am willing to disclose covid status if I can force others to own up to having HIV.

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ViagraFalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

My company is starting a masks for no vax people policy. I have considered starting a law suit, but I'm not sure if it's good enough of a job to even bother. Also, I think it'll be uncomfortable working at a workplace you are currently suing.

MAGA_Argent_Crusade 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are different kinds of lawyers. What kind does this? How much did this cost?

You would think lawyers in oversaturated fields of law would move into protecting people from absurd COVID mandates. It would be an untapped market.

Train_w_no_brakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sure this is 100% not a larp

Libertas_Vel_Mors [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL - given that it came outta 4Chan? Umm... yeah, totally believable.

FarmerWithAPitchfork 2 points ago +2 / -0

The free jab is to "protect the health of the population"...but fuck you..pay for albuterol, epinephrine and insulin.

king07828 2 points ago +2 / -0

Share the papers drawn up by the lawyer to help inspire others

saffronmohammed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it. Beautiful.

HangtownBill 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would work in a classroom situation as well.

CrouchingKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

Students aren't required to disclose an HIV status, long before the good drug protocols that exist now, understood, so why the pressure to disclose a vax status for Covid? A condition much less serious by the industry standard according to statistics?

Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0


FlyinHeadlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

He works for a food truck. Won't work in the US in many states.

MasterVader2U 2 points ago +2 / -0

THIS is how we fight.

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dianabrown1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes sense to me.

ggnoreeeeeeeeeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

based if real but probably not

SvbHvman 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP should post those papers here and share with all so we can all share with our employers.

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +2 / -1

The list above left off AIDS/HIV which are in all the shots!!! Let them know that too!

3Always3Victorious3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Libertas, you are a GENIUS! I love it!

Kmc2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any updates on this? Hubs just got an email today wanting to see papers.

FreddyThePatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny how when the left posts something ridiculous everyone goes "things that didn't happen" but then celebrate some 4chan post about something unlikely.

Sup_squidy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would like a copy of that please

BunkerHill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well done!

bubadmt 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah, this happened 🙄

Leave_The_Kids_Alone -1 points ago +1 / -2

larping faggot.

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