FBI training manual on memes (media.patriots.win) 💩   SHITPOST   💩
posted ago by Doochebag ago by Doochebag +2745 / -1
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basedvirginian 180 points ago +180 / -0

Is this real? I can’t tell anymore 😢

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NomadicKrow2 103 points ago +103 / -0

Call up the FBI and tell them you're a gay trans Congolese pygmy and you want representation inside the FBI. They'll hire you and you get a training manual!

Nellie_the_Beaut 69 points ago +69 / -0

Just post your request here in this thread. No need to give your mailing address. They already have it.

WhatUCan 24 points ago +24 / -0


AmericaFloats 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well they’re the USPS lol

MICHIGANisRED 6 points ago +6 / -0

To FBI, gibs me dat shit

PierreDerelicto 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can I have that and 2 socks on my bed when I leave and come back

Ghostof_PatrickHenry 21 points ago +21 / -0

Our grandkids are literally going to learn about the history of memetic warfare.

Let that sink in.

Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we don’t do things right they’ll learn how it was used by the enemy

fat50 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ask a handshake.

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BlackPillBot 26 points ago +26 / -0

I don’t know fren, but I’ve been searching my ass off for a good book on how to be a good huh whyte soup prem eye cyst, to make sure I’m doing it right, but I’m having a hard time. Somebody here told me to check out the Bible, and the constitution for some pointers. Do you have any recommendations? 😎

BillPigg 18 points ago +19 / -1

BLM and Antifa seem to have the supremacist shtick down.

yeldarb1983 7 points ago +7 / -0

didnt that bitch who wrote "white fragility" self-describe as one?

You might look her book up on buccanneer harbor...

FormerLibtard94 9 points ago +9 / -0

Welcome to clown world fren

BasedRetard 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been saying this in 2020 and I still can't stop.

HuggableBear 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's real, but it's not FBI. I can't remember where this first showed up.

FaddyMcSaddy 86 points ago +86 / -0

I want that book. Do you know the name?

There is an actual published book analyzing memes, we’ve come full circle.

I_SPEAK_JIVE 50 points ago +50 / -0

The complete idiot's guide to incriminating innocent people.

VonTyger 26 points ago +26 / -0

But then getting arrested for beating your wife after it turns out most of your accomplices were also agents and you went to a swinger's party in an ill-advised attempt to blow off some steam but your wife was the only person who got laid.

CucumberExtract 2 points ago +2 / -0

your wife was the only person who got laid

Well that's clearly not true. You need at least 2 people for someone to get laid.

loverat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aha! What if her partners were Communists? By definition, they are not people!

CucumberExtract 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bestiality doesn't count as getting laid either.

spuger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol is that what happened?

Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

100%. Glowie is a full cuck. Lmao

doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0


VonTyger 1 point ago +1 / -0


WhatMixedFeelings 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excuse me stewardess, I speak memes.

Nellie_the_Beaut 8 points ago +8 / -0

Insurrection for Dummies

Recyclops 2 points ago +3 / -1

"Writing at Virginia Tech: Written, Spoken, and Visual Composition"


Restore_Sanity_alt 4 points ago +4 / -0

8,756,182 on Amazon’s Best Sellers Rank list. Kek.

NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0


The_Knight_of_sunset 54 points ago +54 / -0

How many here wants to bet that the manual illustrates that the FBI just does not get it or understand memes?

I felt like, to truly understand memes, you have to lurk on the internet for a long time for fun and not for the purposes of trying to cause mischief; the FBI does not meet either of those requirements.

dhcprelease 34 points ago +34 / -0

They understand pedobear, they were the ones who hosted playpen, and Obama funded tor for biden to get his rocksoff

Vsid 6 points ago +6 / -0

In ‘08 my mechanic friends in high school would have that on their car as a bumper sticker. It used to be a joke, but now it’s like the “ok” sign

MAGAMAN4EVA 4 points ago +5 / -1

This manual says its a mascot for pedos. Lol they don't understand shit.

2008RonPaul2012 21 points ago +21 / -0

The reviews aren't aware of the satire apparently.

Postal 29 points ago +29 / -0

The reviews I saw were hilarious. " An even better read than '101 ways to prep that bull'!" -> "This book will go down in history as the turning point in meme warfare. It's so good that I bought a couple of extra copies for my wife's son and my wife's boyfriend."

feinsteins_driver 14 points ago +14 / -0

I spent too much time reading the reviews. I was in tears

Shittyshittygangbang 7 points ago +7 / -0

"The author won't stop emailing me asking me to do buttstuff. Please stop, I am a minor."


NavyGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Immediately after opening this book I got a papercut. Now I have AIDS. Don't read this book or else you might get AIDS too."

"When my comrades and I first decided to bash the fash we were going to take to the streets and do it old school style. Well, that was a mistake. The fascists are strong, man. Like really strong. They threw me around like a limp spaghetti noodle. It was embarrassing. So I decided that my battlefield would be the internet. The battlefield of the mind - where the left must prevail, as the left consists of intellectuals and artists, and the right consists of barely evolved monkeys that are really really strong."

"I bought this book for my wife's boyfriend! He still hasn't read it though but let me sleep in the house tonight as a thank you for the gift."

I'm fucking dying over here 🤣

Tejanopede 18 points ago +18 / -0

Description A Left Wing guide on how to defeat troublesome trolls and 'memelords' who stand against everything progressive. This book will show you how to fight fire with fire and defeat 'Kekistan' once and for all. This is a lesson in 'meming' for all right minded thinkers. No longer will we have to listen to mockery about how weak our memes are. This book is satirical and is meant as a joke. There are eight words on the first page, a fake quote on the last and a bunch of 'keks' in between 😂 😂 😂 . It is intended as a gift for humourless, regressive leftists from sensible people who understand internet culture on even the most basic level.

BlitheringIdiot 18 points ago +18 / -0

The author is from "Shadilay University". I'm shaking as I'm typing this. From laughter.

LugNuts 8 points ago +8 / -0

ha, too funny. Awesome.

P.S. Mind your URL tracking, everything after and including the the "?" is not needed.

YOLOSwag_McFartnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

In this case some of the stuff after the ? gets it to load the pages of the book itself. I suppose I could go edit some of it but.....meh.

LugNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

You just have to clip the shit off after you paste, this works too:


Restore_Sanity_alt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of the “Airplane” gag about the pamphlet on famous Jew*sh sports legends.

jamesjk1234 4 points ago +4 / -0

holy shit the top reviews

Vsid 35 points ago +35 / -0

I need to read this book😂. You got a source link?

AsaNisiMAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

I want a hardcopy. This is hilarious.

ChyNahAzzWhole 22 points ago +22 / -0

What's NOT in the book... Satire : the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Commies don't have a sense of humor, especially when their the JOKE.

yeldarb1983 4 points ago +4 / -0

Humor exposes the weaknesses in one's ideology, and commies can't have anyone question what isn't the real thing...

IamDevo 1 point ago +1 / -0

notice how they missed the NPC meme? Perhaps they haven't been programmed to recognize it as a threat.

Groundpounder 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sad when NPCs need instructions on how to interpret human emotion outside of those they’ve been programmed with

Saint_Floyd 20 points ago +20 / -0

As a kid I thought the FBI was so cool. Tracking down serial killers, doing crazy detective work and stings to help save and protect Americans. Now they are actively subverting the constitution and hunting down Americans who laugh at fucking frog memes. SS rainbow shirt faggots. Hey fuck face FBI who is reading this. Go kill yourself you pathetic piece of shit.

Thrasymachus 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's because Hollywood has been more than happy to perpetuate that image (it was always an illusion), as a (mostly) unspoken quid pro quo in exchange for not investigating or unraveling the pedophile empire that the entertainment industry has been built around since the 1920s.

Saint_Floyd 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tip my tin foil hat to you.

I'm teasing you because I 100% believe that.

Shwoogin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Aw damn I want whatever book this is. What little one can make out of the writing on the right is hilarious... "Neo nazis! Nazis! Hate speech!" lmao

InsectOverlord 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sad Pepe is sad.

America1stAndOnly 7 points ago +7 / -0

Much like walking into Mordor, one does not simply explain a meme. If you need a meme explained to you, you will never truly understand it.

Isaiah53 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine the official fbi tests on this text

LordScatmanJohn 6 points ago +6 / -0

I had no idea until today that the wrinkly pedo bear lookin thing was named Spurdo, and I lurk like a motherfucker.

SuperTrooper4U 6 points ago +6 / -0

Omfg dude take a picture of every page and post them.. PLEASE! my life will not be complete without this KnOwLeDgE!

GibsonDawg 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Excuse me FBI Instructor sir, but when is it appropriate to use 'Spurdo'??"

Poolmanstl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where's the 2 fbi agents blowing each other?

Mother_of_gains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Checks out

Dizzyedge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pedo Bear is a mascot for pedophiles? LOL.

It was created by non-pedos to mock pedos.

remember1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was written by someone who knows nothing about memes. Or the book editor asked "which one of our staff knows the least about memes?"

unashamed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like this article. I don’t think she knows what l33tsp34k is.

”Vaccine activists have been participating in leetspeak for as long as the internet has been around,” said Joan Donovan, research director at Harvard Kennedy School’s Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics and Public Policy. “This is part of the culture of anti-vaccination activists.”


23zulu 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would like to see the explanation of the agent trying to read meme

KarenKarenKaren 4 points ago +4 / -0


Thethethe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dang it Bobbi, those FBI agents would be really sad...

GhostPepperedLabia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why hello Mr. Glow, I like the cut of your jib.

johnfist1 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol @ the description of the jew meme top right

Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0


I wonder if they understand the delightfully dual-edged irony of how a paragraph describing the Jew caricature actually represents another iteration of the meme itself. I mean, I know they don't, but it's still funny.

dyslexia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shitpost or not the idea of having meme exhibits explained by dry definitions with origin stories for federal agents to study is hilarious. A new breed of meme is born.

TGNX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is tbis real? Holy crap, you glowies reading this are completely out of it.

malooch 3 points ago +3 / -0

society has become one big comedy skit

CannonballJunior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally having a Belly-LOL now.

MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Feels good man..

minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedo bear is always a pedophile.

The other 'bear' is a gnostic 'demiurge'. Not really a bear, but it pops up in some of the deep analyses of Biblical discussions on 4chan. It has a sunflower collar, and snake body, [normally] but is trapped here under the firmament with us.

The 'American Bear' is the 'demiurge' so corrupted by American leisure culture that has got fat, rides a rascal to walmart and lost sight of the protocols of zion. The Temple of Satan no longer holds him, and has no desires outside of getting supplies for a big bbq.

AdmiralKunetzov 3 points ago +3 / -0

FBI can't meme

sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +4 / -1

"Spurdo"? No that's Benis

doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The SAD FROG has a name

janegalt476 2 points ago +2 / -0

This looks like the SPLC garbage that is sitting on the breakroom table of every 1801 & 1811 agents office. Just pick it up and put it in the trash with the used coffee filters.

HighVoltage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this a real training manual? Seriously can't tell meme from fiction at times.

NazisWereSocialist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doochebag, you an FBI agent who got redpilled by all this blatant commie propaganda?

apricorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny how the FBI has turned into the corrupt incompetent boobs that the leftists in Hollywood always portrayed them as in all the 80's, 90's, and early 00's movies.

meanwhileinamerica 2 points ago +2 / -0


I do not see any nazis.

Feels bad Man

DCdeplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

It seems like whoever wrote this is way more knowledgeable about pedo bear memes than anything else. they didn't even say his name is pepe? I don't think anyone has used 'sweating towel guy' in years.

But half the page to different evolutions of pedo bear. fuckin pedos.

AbleistSL 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can see several errors with this shitty document

ApesInControl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great thanks for sharing your training with us

GeoG85 1 point ago +1 / -0

So in the beginning, books were important. Smart people wrote stuff down.

Then the internet was created. A book that spreads to infinite.

And now every 'book' based on the internet sounds like a retard wrote it.

How come no one can write books anymore after the Inception of the Internet?

ThawedOutCaveman45 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like the Church's guide to Satanic pokeyman cards.

Maenard 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the face satisfaction guy is from a movie directed, written, and starring Neil Breen. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1561457/?ref_=m_tt_urv

Review of the movie Fateful Findings https://youtu.be/B1jXYooEFg0

MyOathNeverEnded 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you know when someone is mentally disabled? They have an FBI issued badge.

DJTrumpMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is what our history books will look like 30 years from now if the left wins.

Priopism 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey FBI, can you send a copy of this to my home address please. Thanks faggots.

Winterds001 1 point ago +1 / -0

please tell me this is photoshopped! /ugly.hilary.spawn

lordvon 1 point ago +1 / -0


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Lyte_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfao Awoo - made by pedophile weebs. Not MAGA in any way period. Sure sign of a fed.