Is it me or does this sound incredibly forced, fake, or npc-y? (media.patriots.win)           THIS IS NOT A HOAX
posted ago by grantking2256 ago by grantking2256 +4029 / -1
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thekindlyman555 677 points ago +679 / -2

And then the entire hospital applauded.

anon09 391 points ago +396 / -5


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Sunnybats2 103 points ago +105 / -2


spezisthedevil 77 points ago +78 / -1

Twerked + derp = twerped

Sunnybats2 -24 points ago +9 / -33

Eh dumb

spezisthedevil 29 points ago +36 / -7

Eh, you sound like a fun person to be around. No, really.

Chopblock 27 points ago +27 / -0

fun dumb


mushmouf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Twerping will definitely be the next tiktok trend.

FrogsLoveBass 3 points ago +4 / -1

Agreed. You're outnumbered though. Both sides are fueled mainly by the most retarded of the retards, and the trashiest of the trash.

Which is why good, normal, non- retarded folk, have to get up and do something.

JustTheNews 18 points ago +18 / -0


learntocode 8 points ago +9 / -1



JustTheNews 11 points ago +11 / -0

Chances are after this happened the geriatrics ward broke into a spontaneous orgy...smelled like depends and iodine.

TrumpsWall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol 🤮

GrandsonOfLibertyNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck dude. That imagery...

marvinthehaggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then everyone clapped.

ebuy123 1 point ago +1 / -0

so 50/50?

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MAGAMAN4EVA 75 points ago +75 / -0


anon09 45 points ago +59 / -14

one of the million psychos running around on this board

Arden 39 points ago +41 / -2

Lol million? Maybe dozen

deleted -80 points ago +9 / -89
Assassin47 69 points ago +70 / -1

This place is dying, because most of us didn't delete our accounts? What are you smoking?

Arden 51 points ago +52 / -1

Did you just unironically pull a Clinton social media team and say "delete your account" because of January 6th??


I_Used_to_be_me 28 points ago +29 / -1

Ummm..., most of the horseshit is from accounts made on or after Jan 6. There was an obvious surge of troll accounts, bots, and likely intel/agents and it was obvious to the extent that it’s been brought up many times. Nobody trusts a post 1/6 handshake

zerocooltx 5 points ago +6 / -1

most rational people deleted their accounts after january 6th. what does that make you?

yeldarb1983 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah, but unless a mod can confirm it, I doubt there's a million users on the board, much less psychos, lol.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 3 points ago +3 / -0


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anon09 29 points ago +31 / -2

he wasn't calling for violence on asians you idiot

Hanging_Chad 24 points ago +27 / -3

Any luck yet in finding a new job?

JMaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have plenty of money, Chad. I haven't even begun to look for a new job.

How many accounts do you have here? How fake is this place, too?

JMaN 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can be anywhere in the continental US in 34 hours or less. Tell me where to go and we'll have some beers, Chad.

I drank 34 beers last night... Haha I am a freaking stud!

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JMaN -5 points ago +1 / -6

144 comments as I say this...

JMaN -6 points ago +1 / -7

So funny and unauthentic. You are going to lose if you do not come forward. Your comment is not receiving up votes. I know this as a matter of fact. People are not that mean. I think you are funny that you try to paint reality in this fashion.

JMaN -7 points ago +1 / -8

I am dead serious. I gave you my birth name. Give me your fucking address "Chad". Send it to me in a private message. What are you scared? Are you scared of the way a real patriot acts? Come and kill me.

anon09 3 points ago +12 / -9

the video is gone (convenient), so let me explain. the video was of a little weirdo in a mask coming up behind a black guy on a bike and sucker punching him in the head, then continuing to punch him in the head while he's on the ground. an older black man, mind you. there's 0 context, no calling for violence, nothing. and this moron loves it, loves seeing people just get randomly attacked by masked weirdos on the street. go read the thread, the majority of people support it. idiots.

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anon09 -4 points ago +2 / -6

you're the liar, and congrats, you're on fed watch ;)

anon09 -6 points ago +1 / -7

that's not what he said

anon09 -6 points ago +1 / -7

and I guess trump is racist too for telling ilhan to go back to her country too?

JMaN -21 points ago +7 / -28

Oh you are something...

It was an Asian American man delivering justice upon a black man calling him a Covid 19 devil.

The Asian man delivered punches upon the black man's head that were well deserved.

anon09 8 points ago +11 / -3

do you get paid to post here? or are you just insane?

anon09 5 points ago +12 / -7

he never said anything to the guy, he didn't even see him. he literally came up from behind and sucker punched him in the head, and continued punching him in the head. are you capable of not lying?

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Walleye-vision71 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are you sure it was the literal video, and not the sarcastic or figurative one?

JMaN -15 points ago +1 / -16

I am the Walleye. I swim. I swim and you cannot take that away from me. I swim.

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JMaN -5 points ago +1 / -6

I am completely in love with you. That is just the way

JMaN -8 points ago +1 / -9

Right on! Just know, commies are here.

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vongregormench 45 points ago +48 / -3

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

NavyGuy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Never gets old! 🤣

Mew_Deuces 10 points ago +10 / -0

"gorilla" warfare lol

_deleted_ 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's an older copypasta, but it checks out

ShampocalypseWOW 3 points ago +3 / -0

I appreciate you.

Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahhhhh, that copypasta felt so good. Thank you!

Luckycoz 17 points ago +17 / -0

New copypasta?

deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
Assassin47 6 points ago +6 / -0

New release from the mental ward.

JudicialDredd 5 points ago +5 / -0

He used to be a cheesemaker..

Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh man, I missed a good one? What did it say?

JMaN -16 points ago +2 / -18

Wake the fuck up. It is not about internet points. The government can and will do everything in its power to kill you.

SlowBurningRage 13 points ago +14 / -1

Says the faggot working for the government. Glow more. We're just here for the memes.

JMaN -17 points ago +2 / -19

Fuck you.I will take down this government with my dying breath. Try to take me down. Just try. They cannot.

I am telling you that I am a man that will...

MehNahMehNah 16 points ago +16 / -0

Somewhere at FBI headquarters two plebes are high-fiving.

925TheJOY 7 points ago +8 / -1

No one thinks this is a game. America is nearly lost and the incoming government is totalitarianism.

Covid deaths are tiny fraction of deaths from the CCPs efforts, the cabal, and whoever else is bend on world domination

Joesf23 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take your meds

JMaN -7 points ago +1 / -8

Oh yeah? I take my meds and I take you down....

Where is your heart?

I upvote you.

Joesf23 7 points ago +7 / -0

You went totally unhinged on the danced comment...guy was making a joke about the dancing tik tok nurses. You are not making any sense

JMaN -9 points ago +1 / -10

I have insight into that guys mind. MIND. Much more than comment.

GlockArm 1 point ago +1 / -0


Moebius 37 points ago +38 / -1

...and collected their $38K reimbursement...

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Ophelia 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fweedom Harris.

AmericanJawa 1 point ago +1 / -0

And now you know...

...the rest of the story.

SpezDispenser 19 points ago +19 / -0

Before or after recording some dancing vids for tiktok?

BarnStorm 16 points ago +16 / -0

This calls for a tiktok dance vid.

Alpha_Optimus 260 points ago +260 / -0

They're really going after Alabama. The "doctor" who has had multiple unvaccinated covid patients die, so they claim, also is from Alabama. You know, the one who each patient pleaded for the jab while dying, whose hand she each took to tell them, "I'm sorry. It's too late." What a steaming pile.

Torrvarpen 100 points ago +100 / -0

Meanwhile, in non participating countries there's still labels on vitamin supplements like magnesium that says it can help reduce the symptoms of common cold and influenza, a true fact.

Now I can't guarantee that it would make any difference for a fat guy laying on their death bed, but heck, why not try. After all it can't hurt anything else than the hospitals economy since they won't get paid as much if the patient survives.

TrumpAndGodWin 48 points ago +49 / -1

80%+- of Americans are deficient in magnesium, and it does over 320 things in the body. Sad. A medical guy said it could help detox from the vax, along with 5k vit C, then 10k as tolerated per day, apple 🍎 pectin 700mg, selenium 200mcg. Mag type matters, mag glycinate, gluconate, or chloride (watch for cheap mixed types with oxide crap).

Iranhasnukes 22 points ago +22 / -0

He didn’t say anything about detox from the vax - just that this cocktail is plenty good so you don’t need the jab, yet no one talks about natural immunity. As I heard it.

StopTheMindvirus 13 points ago +13 / -0

medical guy

Andrew Kaufman

He has some... interesting views. Apparently he voluntarily gave up his medical license after he learned some things about the pharmaceutical industry? I think he has a site covid-myths.com

Hempaid 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe he learned about the insanity covered by Dr David Martin in this video. Short story all corona viruses back to 1999 have been man made none of then are novel. They found this through patent records of gene sequences.


Patriots_dont_kneel -9 points ago +6 / -15

Doesn't he literally believe the virus isn't real? Sounds like a looney to me.

America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +5 / -3

It's less real than pro-wrestling.

Patriots_dont_kneel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time somebody claims the virus isn't real, I automatically assume they're a CCP shill. It's real, and it's undeclared biological warfare from China.

America1stAndOnly 0 points ago +1 / -1

Every time somebody claims the virus isn't real,

Re-read what I wrote, and think.

TheRealJaredHolt 2 points ago +3 / -1

So it wasnt made in wuhan?

America1stAndOnly -1 points ago +1 / -2

Was Hulk Hogan real? Was Hulk Hogan really competing in matches? Did the Mega-Powers really explode, or was it part of a script?

The virus is less real than pro-wrestling.

spezisthedevil 4 points ago +5 / -1

This 100%. Everyone should take some magnesium supplements every day. There's no harm that can come to almost anyone from taking magnesium because it's a supplement that's almost impossible to take too much. The body will just excrete any extra that isn't used. Especially people on keto because that diet can be associated with low magnesium levels.

CucumberExtract 9 points ago +9 / -0

it's a supplement that's almost impossible to take too much.

Eh, sorta, but you mostly got what happens when you DO take too much when you said

The body will just excrete any extra that isn't used

You just failed to mention that it will be in the form of explosive diarrhea.

spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. That's why magnesium citrate is used as a laxative. By not "too much" I didn't mean take laxative levels but that you could take 3-500% of the RDA without ill effect. Suspect you knew that but wanted to show off your knowledge about magnesium and its effects which is cool.

CucumberExtract 2 points ago +2 / -0

No? I was saying what happens when you hit the "too much" level. If 500% of the RDA has no ill effects, its not "too much".

spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right, but the odds of someone taking more than 5 times as much is really slim. Even if they do reach laxative levels it isn't going to hurt them.

Randy42 3 points ago +3 / -0

Garlic does some detox stuff too

SHILL_DETECTOR 1 point ago +1 / -0

apple pectin has always been good shi0t

MAGAman98 25 points ago +25 / -0

In their minds were just a bunch of hicks And flyover scum. Fucking elitist scum

snuggs316 21 points ago +21 / -0

apparently, she'd just came back from maternity leave...and there were no "under 30" deaths for the last 3 months...so we knew she was a lyin' liar. additionally, we have the female genius, granny kaye, who does fuck-all for the state while she panics and dithers.

preferredfault 21 points ago +21 / -0

They're afraid that if not enough conservatives are vaccinated by the time the population control/thinning shot is working in full force, that the world after will have too many conservatives in it, and the main ones to repopulate it. They have an acceptable casualty number in their heads, even among their own kind, but now they're realizing that if everyone doesn't take it by a certain point, their own kind will be far outnumbered in the new world created by the "great reset".

Alabama has 94 people per square mile on average. NY has 27,000 people per square mile. Yet it's Alabama that needs the vax? Yeah right.

brundlefly777 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could just be them playing to their audience; after all, it gets clicks and reinforces their biases. Except, that's only half-correct because they somehow still presume folks on our side only consume one narrative--so, we're reading this dreck too, rubbing literally two brain cells together, and realizing it's all trash.

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

" by the "great reset"."

Yep the great RESET. Sure sounds like genocideyish.

thekindlyman555 8 points ago +8 / -0

Interestingly, when I was searching this guy's name on Brave's search engine, the article about her was one of the top hits. Didn't mention him by name though so not sure why. Interesting nonetheless.

thekindlyman555 155 points ago +155 / -0

So I just did some searching, the man in this story was said to have died on May 2, 2021 at Grandview Medical Center in Birmingham, Alabama. Birmingham is part of Jefferson County, Alabama. I checked the Alabama COVID stats for Jefferson County, and there's no increase in deaths in that county that whole week.

Cumulative deaths- Jefferson County:

  • April 30- 1517 deaths
  • May 1- 1516 (?, COVID saved a life, apparently)
  • May 2-1516
  • May 3- 1516
  • May 4- 1516
  • May 5- 1516
  • May 6- 1519
  • May 7- 1520
  • May 8- 1522
  • May 9- 1522
  • May 10- 1522

I kept going a bit to show that the totals do seem to update daily and aren't just updated once a week or something, and there was no death from COVID listed on the day he died.


Source: https://www.alreporter.com/mapping-coronavirus-in-alabama/

Also this appears to be his obituary: https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/pell-city-al/curtis-carpenter-10179072

Implies that he's from Pell City, which is in St. Clair County. St. Clair County also records no new COVID deaths between April 23 and May 6.

grantking2256 [S] 77 points ago +78 / -1

Good catch! But republicans are not capable of research as we are retarded and uneducated unfortunately lol. Sorry i am feeling very toxic this morning

thekindlyman555 51 points ago +51 / -0

Good thing I'm not a republican then!

Stevo182 21 points ago +22 / -1

Heh, im surprised republicans are pushing so hard for voter ID when we are obviously as challenged as blacks when it comes to hurdles of the mind.

BillGateCanSuckIt 19 points ago +19 / -0

At this point most all people are challenged by hurdles in the mind.

Rule 1. Don't trust the gov. Rule 2. If the gov truly cared about people, then insulin would be free. Rule 3. See rule 1

RetardFarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo they’re pushing as hard for voter ID laws as the Dems are pushing for that $10k in student loan forgiveness

DaughterOfLiberty 37 points ago +37 / -0

He’s obese. They always leave that part out.

thekindlyman555 42 points ago +42 / -0

Loved Curt for who he was, he was so sweet, and innocent in a good way. He was such a joy to have in the classroom. I never will forget the look on his face the day that his chair collapsed in the middle of class. I was speaking to the class and all of a sudden he began to sink to the floor. He took it all in stride and realized the humor of the situation.

One of the comments on his obituary...

CommieCucker 24 points ago +24 / -0

So, he was fat, then?

2008RonPaul2012 20 points ago +20 / -0

Then I held his fat hand and told him, I'm sorry sweaty, it's too late.

stircrazy1 5 points ago +5 / -0

i offered you vaccines and you said no. i offered you boxes of oreos and you said yes.

penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol at the "sweaty" instead of "sweetie," fitting mistake, or quick wit you've got there, pede.

"It's too late you fatass sweaty bitch" lolololololol

thekindlyman555 14 points ago +14 / -0

They have a picture of him on the link there.

MehNahMehNah 10 points ago +10 / -0

Likely co-morbitities diabetes, hypertension and heart ailments.

CommieCucker 2 points ago +2 / -0


joeblow2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

He was also autistic, and "people with developmental disabilities such as autism are more than three times as likely to die following a diagnosis of COVID-19 than others" [source]. But you're right, they'll just leave that out and go with the story that he's a young, healthy rural white guy that died begging for the vaccine.

DaughterOfLiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow I missed he had autism! They think autism is due to brain inflammation and so of course Covid would be harder on anyone with inflammation. Sad.

TacoBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reminds me of an article from last summer about a late 20's healthy dance teacher who was in the ICU for 3 weeks and barely survived imploring everyone to take covid seriously. They showed a picture of her and she was pushing 3 bills. At that point I'm wondering what fucking dance is teaching, the Golden Corral shuffle?

Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

the Golden Corral shuffle


Throwaway_Test 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes, and Dr. Cobia is also at Grandview......wild coincidence, huh?

HEXEN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nicely done, pede.

Julius_Severus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent work

UpTrump 101 points ago +101 / -0

Fake news gonna fake news

MaoHadOnly1Testicle 108 points ago +108 / -0

Bro, it's real. Trust me, bro. My cousin died last week from Super Covid, and his last words were "I wish I wasn't an idiot and had taken the miraculous vaccine. Fauci was right all along. We should've given him even more power, so he could save us from the Super Covid variant, and the Super Mega Ultra Covid variant that will come next year." Then he whispered "Bless you Saint Fauci" and died. I'm fucking devastated, bro. Please get vaxxed, bro.

thekindlyman555 32 points ago +32 / -0

But when do we need to fight mecha-covid?

JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

weird japanese guitar sounds

Oh..oh no...ITS COVZILLA!!!!!

ippwndu 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is remarkably similar to RBG's last words. Did she die of COVID as well?

MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who didn't die from Covid?

Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fake news and you should be doxxed and banned for spreading misinformation. His actual last words were "January 6th was an insurrection".

Brucesky420 9 points ago +10 / -1

Seriously. No shit the respiratory disease is real, most of us aren't arguing that besides a few q anon fags.

We're not denying it's real, we're denying the need to be completely scared of this thing to the point of giving up our human rights. Is it that hard for people to understand?

plaaaa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are the mass casualties?

UncleRicoAct 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can't really have mass casualties with something this weak. It's real, for sure. Mild as fuck for those who take decent care of themselves though.

SordidPontification 1 point ago +1 / -0

From my contact(s) in states that are currently getting hit with COVID, the really interesting statistic is that there appear to be more cases of COVID among their family members who were vaccinated, including some who are at risk of being put on ventilators.

The unvaccinated cases in their families aren't zero but they're within the statistical margin of error enough to come to the conclusion that the vaccines don't do shit. If anything, it looks like they're making the outcomes worse for some populations.

Now, it could be that these people got vaccinated very shortly before contracting COVID, which seems possible, and from my own view of the VAERS data, the majority of fatalities seem to be people who had the vaccine within 5 days of contracting COVID. If the spike proteins are responsible for a significant part of the disease process, then it seems that it's almost guaranteed that flooding your body with spike proteins plus a COVID infection is suicide.

GrayManNumber333 76 points ago +76 / -0

Last I checked because of that doctor supposedly killing young covid patients that are unvaxxed alabama hasn’t had a death under 40 in many months.

kernel 9 points ago +9 / -0


capnsnuggles 71 points ago +71 / -0

There's a current push of this narrative to try to scare unvaccinated people. I've seen similar ones pop up during the last week. One was like 'Covid patient on death bed asks for vaccinated, Nurse tells him "it's too late" '.

thekindlyman555 27 points ago +27 / -0

Same state, interestingly.

snuggs316 24 points ago +24 / -0

it was a dr. and she lied. no under-30 deaths in several months; the woman had just come back from maternity leave, so when exactly was this supposed to have happened?

just-a-normal-dude 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was real in her mind, bigot.

Lonnie62 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wonder if that’s the same thing they tell the people on their death beds dying from the vaccine???

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plaaaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

And since the vaccinated can get the shangai shivers too, the vaccine before is too early too.

BOBON0101 67 points ago +67 / -0

So fucking soap opera dramatic final words .. Never happens in real life 😜🤡

Bottle_of_Memes 34 points ago +34 / -0

It was his fervent last wish that RBG not be repl... I mean that you take the vaxx, bigot.

bosticetudis 28 points ago +28 / -0

They been trying this shit for years. Ruth Bader Ginsburg saying "my dying wish is that I will be replaced by the next president." Never happened either.

They think this shit works.

Lonnie62 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should show the comments of the people who passed due to the vaccine?!?!?!

vSjrGNJbTaOeaBEC 18 points ago +18 / -0

The last words of people who die from the vaccine are, "I sure am glad I don't have COVID. My death is totally unrelated to the vaccine. Chalk another one up to natural causes I guess. :"

ChuckedIntoAVan 4 points ago +4 / -0

They say, “coof-gasp-I’m not saying don’t get the jab, -gasp-coof-hey my legs just went paralyzed-coof- Everyone needs to make their own decision -hey I’m blind now- but get the jab so we can -gaaaasssssp- get back to normal -dies-

President_Elect_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah they have these stories too.

There were a couple. Miraculously they all say they kind of regret it. But they don’t want to change anyone else’s opinion.


just-a-normal-dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes it does, like McCain's corpse voting to keep Obamacare.

TrumpAndGodWin 12 points ago +12 / -0

Can someone do a dramatic reenactment video please?

Gurren_Laggan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Australia's got you bro. You don't even need to think about it.

Like one dude died so we need to shut down Sydney.

JudicialDredd 3 points ago +3 / -0

You kill that fucking predator too, even if it's the last thing you do cough cough and fuck this scratchy cough and runny nose!


blubberdong 66 points ago +66 / -0

Her obese, diabetic, asthmatic son with IBS and an autoimmune disease said it was real? Shit, sign me up for some injectable poison, globohomos! You convinced me!

GrovPortion 24 points ago +24 / -0

I want the shot in my ass now. I'd like to feel dominated and virtuous at the same time.

grantking2256 [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fuck that. If i reject the ass shot i can get anal swabs daily

newchina 49 points ago +49 / -0

Sounds fake and gay.

ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

and gay... and fake.

penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indubitably. Counterfeit and homosexual, I DO Say!

Loc12 44 points ago +45 / -1

Why's it always Alabama for this fake stories

CensoredCitizen 51 points ago +51 / -0

Alabama is the least injected, so the most target-rich environment for needles. However, the main reason is that the statistics in hold-out areas contradict the (false) narratives they are pushing.

arkylady 19 points ago +19 / -0

Same reason they killed the leader of Haiti for refusing to vax his people. Haiti had less than 500 deaths out of 11 million people so far.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's exactly it.

stircrazy1 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would say that as long as there is an unvaccinated black person in Alabama, than I shall not take the vaccine that should go to that underprivileged black person. Once you have vaccinated 100% of black Alabamians, then come back and see me.

Xanisor 21 points ago +21 / -0

The local FBI branch there must have recently returned from vacation.

just-a-normal-dude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because Alabama is a free state.

Xanisor 41 points ago +41 / -0

If CIA propaganda news tells you it is not a hoax, then you can be 100% sure it's a hoax.

Slugbert 12 points ago +12 / -0

That’s the formula I’ve been using - believing the complete opposite of what msm tells me. Seems to work.

randomuser9193 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fuck, this is brilliant. Especially true if you see it echoed on multiple channels.

brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could even be expressed as a formula. The truth of something is proportional to the number of times the establishment says it's untrue.

sk39999999 36 points ago +36 / -0

The people who died from the vaccine said the same thing on their death beds

USAF4Trump 18 points ago +18 / -0

That’s honestly more likely to be true. We actually have lots of evidence posted on this site of people talking shit, acting smug about getting vaccine, then a month or two later end up in a hospital bed. In some cases just dead after only a few days. But those people are leftoids who never admit they’re wrong but instead double down on it. “I could only imagine how sick I would have been if I DIDNT get the vaccine!”

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GrovPortion 26 points ago +26 / -0

Exactly. People cry out for their mothers or ask weird stuff like what the weather is like or if their pets are ok. But these people tend to leave their family members to die alone so they wouldn't know what goes on prior to death.

50 bucks on neither of these people existing to begin with or the mother being a fucking retard.

Starxteel 24 points ago +24 / -0

and the tik tok nurses danced on his bed

Torrvarpen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sounds more likely than those "last words".

22ct 21 points ago +21 / -0

I lol'd

Sabina 20 points ago +20 / -0

And the hospital got $37,000.

Cacciali_Via 10 points ago +10 / -0

They made more than that. My hospital bill from an 11 day covid stay was $79k.

DaughterOfLiberty 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you ever get HCQ or Ivermectin?

Cacciali_Via 6 points ago +6 / -0

I tried to order hcq from speaktoanmd.com the day I tested positive but it took over a week and I was hospitalized before it even shipped.

Once in the hospital they followed the standard covid protocol which is remdisivir and dexamethasone (steroid).

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President_Elect_Pepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

You could save yourself a lot of money by claiming you’re allergic to remdisivir.

I’m not saying people should do this. Because god knows they’d probably just let you die then. But that’s a thought.

DaughterOfLiberty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow these people are murderers. I had hcq on day 3 and could breathe in a couple hours. I am getting Ivermectin as a prophylaxis just in case it’s on hand. I had some allergy reactions from vaxxed so I heard it helps with that too. Hope you are ok. Long haul symptoms can be lessened with Ivermectin so try americasfrontlinedoctors.org

Cacciali_Via 1 point ago +2 / -1

I believe this was a bioweapon attack by China and that our corrupt bureaucrats made it much, much worse by banning cheap treatments in order to push trillion dollar vaccines, enforcing unconstitutional lock downs and more.

I don't have long haul symptoms but my lungs were badly damaged and it will take months for them to heal.

DaughterOfLiberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry pede. Praying for you it heals quickly.

PeacefullautoFlavor 17 points ago +17 / -0

smells like miss information didn't flush

Godred_Crovan 16 points ago +16 / -0

How much did he weigh, did he have underlying health conditions, how often did he exercise etc. These are the questions that should be asked every time

RexCollumSilvarum 20 points ago +21 / -1

How much did he weigh, did he have underlying health conditions, how often did he exercise etc

"He" never existed.

DaughterOfLiberty 11 points ago +11 / -0

He existed, some anon looked him up. He’s morbidly obese.

Omgwtfbbq 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, this explains the age.

DaughterOfLiberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also wonder if they go around infecting these people on purpose. This guy posts on twitter he hates the vax in LA then he is dead shortly after. They don’t mention HCQ or that the guy is obese. https://thegrio.com/2021/07/23/stephen-harmon-dies-from-covid-19/

Xuvial -3 points ago +1 / -4

He existed

No, we've already concluded that he doesn't exist. Fake article is fake.

DaughterOfLiberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Somebody found his obit. But he was morbidly obese. He was gonna die anyway. Covid or the flu speeded it up.

peterstrzoked 1 point ago +1 / -0

From some of those comments on his obit it sounds like he was a little bit special too.

Also, what’s the deal with how they talked about his parents: “survived by Chris (Amy) Carpenter, Christy Carpenter”

Does he have two moms and one of them now thinks he’s a man? Or does his dad now think he’s a woman?

Sounds like a fucked up household unless I’m completely misreading that.

RackOps 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read it as his dad (Chris) is married to Amy....and his mother is Christy.

Mom and dad are divorced, dad has remarried, mom has not. It's not uncommon for women to keep their married name when they get divorced.

peterstrzoked 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s what I was thinking the parentheses meant. I was thrown off by the 3 parent names with the same last name though.

But you’re right, maybe she didn’t change her name after she got divorced OR maybe her maiden name was also Carpenter if you know what I mean

GrovPortion 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or; 'Did he exist to begin with?'

BurtMcGirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's hanging out with John Durham. I guess that's better than hanging out with John McCain.

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Cacciali_Via 2 points ago +3 / -1

I see the point you are making, but why are those the important questions?

We already know that half of the US is obese, probably more than half do not exercise and 94% of covid victims had comorbidities.

If you are fit and without comorbities then the odds are on your side but certainly you have friends or family who cannot say the same. Do they not matter?

I will not take the vax unless the situation drastically changes, but I don't want anyone dying from this fucking Made in China bioweapon, or rushed "vaccines", but here we are.

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thekindlyman555 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump called the media hysteria around COVID a hoax once, IIRC.

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xxnamexx530 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like to use Covid-1984

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kinda like when RBG was on her deathbed. It’s all made up bs

Diotima 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shit i had forgotten about those stories about her dying wish was not be replaced until after the election lmao

Starxteel 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's those death-bed repentance stories of atheists or evil people, lot of those are fake and this is fake for sure

Cacciali_Via 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird. I've never heard of any if those.

Starxteel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Allegedly even Darwin and Marx did that, I'm not buying it.

pepito_1989 11 points ago +11 / -0

it's overwhelmingly illegitimate LOL btw I'm not against vaccines but i'm completely against these people who push and force others to take it.

And this article is just another example of this insanity. If you want to take the vaccine, take it and if not don't take it. why they feel so much anger toward unvaxxed people?

grantking2256 [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

I completely agree. People make risk assessments everyday. Y is covid any different. I am 28 with literally no high risk box ticked other than slightly overweight, body fat percent wise. I am not going to take a vaccine without long term studies or fda approval (it is approved under emergency use only, currently) my age group as of a week ago has a 0.0427% risk of death, after contraction, and can typically only be contracted once.

Also other than the flu, what other virus are people being shamed into getting a vaccine for it even if they already had it. The cdc doesnt recommend to vaccinate against measles, rubella, mumps, polio, or chicken pox if you already had it. Yet people are being treated like scum if they dont vaccinate anyway. Its idiotic and completely unscientific. It is not how immune systems work. The reason the flu has seasonal vaccines is because the mutation rate is so damn high, and honestly if you get it each season there is a good chance every time you get it, it tends to be more mild. Covid doesnt mutate as much as the flu. And even the mutated strains tend to be covered by immunity from previous exposure to where you are either asymptomatic, have a very mild case, or cant get it at all.

But what do i know i am just a dumb republican.

TruthyBrat 12 points ago +12 / -0

According to MIT Study, Covid-19 Skeptics are Highly Informed on the Data


crowjob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Interesting read. Thank you.

TruthyBrat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't find it, but there was a pic I saw of these AL stories that had light 30 or 40 versions of it from different news services, with varying headlines. This is a Neo-Journolist propaganda effort for sure.

traveravis 3 points ago +3 / -0

The reason the flu has seasonal vaccines is because the mutation rate is so damn high $$$$$$$

GrovPortion 10 points ago +10 / -0

He sounds like a Biden voter

BoughtByBloomberg2 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol they are targeting Alabama HARD! Their cuck governor got a letter telling her she'd get clintoned if she didn't toe the line.

FudgyFudgeBots 1 point ago +1 / -0

She didnt need to get a letter. She has been on board with this from the beginning. She is a Mccain-esque deep state bridge troll.

smartass 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's about as real as the 2020 election

current_horror 9 points ago +9 / -0

Funny thing: they aren't running any stories about the people who got the vaccine and dropped dead.

Same as they never run stories about cops killing white people. Or blacks killing white people. Or anyone killing white people, really.

ravonaf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Clown world settings have been turned up to 11. As Old Pedo Joe likes to say. "My butts been wiped".

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Auroraalpha 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wouldnt have died if he had access to ivermectin, HCQ and a z-pack. Change my mind.

RussianBot25 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is propaganda designed to demonize conservatives.

Urusovite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Sad some people believe that shit is real.

chickeninoven 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah fucking right.

Can't these dumbfucks even try to be convincing when they lie?

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BigDickTurner 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fake, and gay

penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indubitably. Counterfeit and homosexual indeed.

DonaldisHuge 6 points ago +6 / -0

That is a LIE and propaganda if I’ve ever seen it. They’re getting DESPERATE!

BloodDe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like a Jessie Smollet

cutefroggy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are we trolling the trolls?

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TheTudes 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is from yahoo

When was the last time yahoo published something that wasn’t mind control

Also - how many death beds have you been at — especially one dying from a respiratory disease — where the person warns that his/her cause of death is not a hoax: trust me, believe me, CoVid is not a hoax VS Mama - I love you take care thank you for everything you have done for me — which is more believable

MICHIGANisRED 5 points ago +5 / -0

Retard propaganda with his dying breath? Yeah, no. Didn't happen.

Gyromancer 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it is real, then these people are misinformed. The data clearly shows that these vaccines do not prevent C-19.

47urOFH3d 5 points ago +5 / -0

The phrasing is a bit tricky here. It's the woman who hadn't gotten vaccinated - the person who didn't die.

Bel-6863 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahhhhh how sweet.

OrangeCatBad 5 points ago +5 / -0

It fake news as medical records show no one of that age group in Alabama recently passing away of ccp virus

Titan93 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's fake. They're nothing trying to get us to jab ourselves, and make others believe we are stupid for "believing covid is a hoax".

Whether the clown authors know what we believe or not, its propaganda

Prof_Smith 4 points ago +5 / -1

I believe it. People are idiots. Ever see a interview on local news where someone is being sent to prison for something like drunk driving that ended up killing someone? Every time the victims family is all “we are praying for his to find help…our family member would forgive the drunk”.

You never see someone say “that person killed my family member. I hope the prison population beats the hell out of him every day to tenderize him and then they screw him to death.”

fezg 4 points ago +4 / -0

100% bullshit.

substantialmajestic 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is worded so odd. Is it the mother or the son who regrets not getting the vaccine. If it's the mother, then why can't she just go get it?

penguinjay1212 1 point ago +1 / -0

the wording is difficult bc he's autistic, so the people writing about it assign agency to the mother. She would even claim agency. She makes the choice on whether to get vaccinated or not for him, he can't make it.

This is why the wording is tricky. But this shit is fake as fuck and gay as shit, so

BlackFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apparently, a woman in Alabama regrets not getting vaccinated. But now it's too late for her to get vaccinated, because her 28 year old son is dead. Also, this is real, not fake news, 100%, cross my heart.

GeoG85 4 points ago +4 / -0

Surprised his last words weren't "Joe Biden won legally without cheating" too.

magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

The evil media lie all the time.

When they do tell the truth, nobody will believe them.

Media's fault.