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Xsfx 23 points ago +23 / -0

Does Cyberpunk come with inability to sue for defective product? Maybe we need to relabel "vaccine" as Beta, because you need to be a Beta to want it.

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JudicialDredd 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cyberpunk has several class actions. Of all places Australia required full refunds per their consumer laws. Let's you know where Australias priorities are.

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LibertarianXian 15 points ago +15 / -0

I actually work with a guy who got 2 jabs AND enjoys Cyberpunk.

For some strange reason our personalities clash.

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johnqpublic864 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only 2 jabs? Tell that faggot he's a Trump supporting Nazi bigot if he doesn't get a minimum of 10 jabs. Your safety is more important than his selfish desires.

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Redleg37 12 points ago +12 / -0

I have serious issues with cyberpunk but most of it isn’t about the bugs. It’s the story telling issues and player railroading. Very few of your choices matter.

I play fallout 76 for fun so the bugs are really just a feature of AAA games now.

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LibertarianXian 6 points ago +6 / -0

anything that allows me to put a dong and boobs on the same body is not my kind of thing

btw Keanu's girlfriend...

is actually a man

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 11 points ago +11 / -0

/Laughs in Daikatana

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CisSiberianOrchestra 10 points ago +10 / -0

John Romero definitely did not make anyone his bitch with that game.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek...

To its credit, it did have frogs. But that's about all I can recommend on it.

Something Awful became a SJW shithole, but their pre-SJW-era review of the game was, and still is, a work of art.

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Wolverines556 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cyberpunk was probably too ambitious to begin with

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catvideos3 5 points ago +6 / -1

Rockstar could have pulled it off.

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NotAPuma 5 points ago +5 / -0

They can barely maintain fucking RDR2. Those Lazy Assholes can't do shit.

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catvideos3 6 points ago +6 / -0

RDR2 was a functioning game.

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's Story, Yes. It's Multi-player is still fucking broken and dull.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

What? You dont like logging in and then being blown up over and over and over again by some random hacker?

Whats not to love about random mountain lions spawning in and killing you when you are out in the prairie?

Oh and when that one guy kills you over and over and when you finally have a good shot, you find out he is invulnerable.

Gotta love Rockstar.

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love when someone picks a fight with me while their in defensive and I can’t lock on to them but they can lock on to me.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well... great concept, great storyline, and it would've been doable if they would have waited a year or two for the hardware and a decent render engine to catch up (Unreal 5, which is due to come out shortly, is insanely powerful, and would do this game justice. Pair that with a GTX 3k-series GPU, and it could slam-bang Cyberpunk 2077 with a very decent framerate.)

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Redleg37 8 points ago +8 / -0

I played with a 1070 and the game is gorgeous. I can’t imagine how it is with like a 3080.

The problem for me was the lack of player agency. None of your choices change anything about the game.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can't argue that one at all.

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kt524 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly though what game (especially in the rpg variety) has ever had your choices affect anything major except at the very end?

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Redleg37 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fallout 1 and 2

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kt524 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok but in 1 it's still the same story thread of, find a GECK water chip within a time limit, then find the Master, then deal with the Master. Obviously you can do other things between those to spice things up (and change the ending slideshow) but you'll still get to the end with either killing the Master, telling the Master than the mutants are sterile, or just let him do whatever at the very end.

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ALargeRock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mass effect felt like it did so until the ending of 3.

Dragon age did a good job with it.

Skyrim was better at it than cyberpunk as well.

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kt524 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mass effect did the best our of those three examples in terms of certain things being remembered in other side contents throughout the trilogy. Yes, there's side missions you could do to spice things up but to actually end the game you have to still go through the certain linear portions but they'll never majorly be affected by your side choices up to that point.

Cyberpunk is really no different, just that they set the time scale on the relic killing you way too short which felt like it was supposed to have a sense of urgency (ala fallout 1).

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ALargeRock 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hated that! Like, it’s super urgent but I have to take my time to do it and encouraged to fuck about doing other side shit.

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fenite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Graphics aren’t everything. The story was massively underdeveloped and many promised features were missing

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Wheres_Varg 7 points ago +8 / -1

I played cyberpunk, I thought it was pretty good, not many complaints.. Yet I seen a bunch of CUNTS critiquing it. I wonder how the developers felt seeing all these creepy shit reviews? Prob don't even wanna spend the time and effort anymore. Fucking asswipes don't respect what goes into these games, and think they're made on some kind of assembly line, because these people are spoiled rotten, and retarded. Yet they are the same people who get angry when YOU decide to critique an untested bullshit drug, that can change your life forever. FUCK THESE PEOPLE, all of them.

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AngeredKabar 7 points ago +7 / -0

CD Projekt Reds biggest lie was that it would come out when it was ready.

It was extremely ambitious. Too ambitious for some of the hardware they tried to release it on and otherwise lacked polish. It wasn't the worst game. Story had problems, but it was there. For an open world game it wasn't very dynamic and the police spawning at you kind of ruined some moments.

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Pepe_2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ambition wasn't the problem. The devs expected the release date to be in 2022. They thought the April 2020 release date was some kind of sick joke.

Once they realised they were serious about releasing it in 2020 the devs immediately cut everything except the bare essentials.

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ALargeRock 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m willing to bet it was when Warner Bros got involved.

I also read that Keanu kept wanting bigger parts for his character so there was a bit of a rewrite while already deep in the development.

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Pepe_2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

CDPR publicly denounced that rumour. That either makes it less or more credible depending on how you see it.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +4 / -0

Most of the wokies got all pissy because the studio wouldn't pay the SJW vig, and wouldn;t even do some token diversity hire. Poor little psychopath Zoe must've bawled her eyes out for a week over being kicked to the curb when she tried her grift on 'em.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of the posters in the game show a Tranny with a very obvious dick advertising some sort of drink.

Another ad you see around the game is some tranny who is like some sex addict. Its like some popular tv show in the game.

You can even be a tranny in the game if you wanted too. You'll never see your character other than cutscenes, but its an available option for you.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

The game was under development for years and they promised the public a fine tuned, polished product.

We didn't get that. What we got was a pile of garbage that was polished to look pretty, but it was far from complete.

But oh did they hype the shit out of that game. They hyped it so much that I even bought it when it came out because it seemed like it would be good.

The problems I ran into had me believing this shit must have been early access because there is no way it was in development for THAT long and it was THAT full of bugs.

First issue I ran across, right in the very first cutscene: Trees. Trees EVERYWHERE. Look around? Trees. In a building? Trees. Trying to see the guy's face? Lol nope, Trees. Trees filled my screen. Felt like I was a playing a tree in a world full of trees.

Fixed that issue by updating my drivers.

Second issue: Random items sticking during cutscenes. Particularly, cigs. When someone was smoking a cig in a cutscene, the cig would duplicate itself and stick to the screen. When ever he put the cig in his mouth, it stayed there, even though the cig was still in the guys hand. Every time He walked around, a new cig would appear, in the air. Happened everywhere he took a swig of his cig. Eventually, there was a room full of random floating cigs that you couldnt move.

Third issue: Character models not loading correctly. Imagine fighting someone and all their clothes or armor would just vanish, or in most cases... float away. Yup. this happened a few times. Then, just like magic, it would appear back on the person.

Fourth issue: Mission enemies instantly respawning after completion. You complete a mission, walk 5 feet away from the mission zone, and the same exact mission would just pop right up, but with different enemies to fight and they all liked to aggro on you.

Fifth issue: Cops literally dropping out of the sky.

Sixth issue: UI lag. Opening the menu to go through your inventory was a pain in the ass, especially if you have a full inventory. My mouse would freeze while it tried to load anything in the menu. The menu would glitch out and sometimes the game would crash.

I put 25 hours into the game before I called it quits. I couldnt even tell you how far I got in the game because I dont really remember. But I got tired of how boring the story was, and how annoying the bugs got. Uninstalled it and never looked back.

My Specs at the time:

Intel i7- 7th Gen

MSI GeForce GTX 1080ti

16 gigs of RAM

Game ran on my SSD SATA Drive.

Now that I have a RTX 3080, I'll try it again to see if anything has improved. But the game seriously is boring as fuck, so I might not.

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Wheres_Varg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well those are legit issues. I had very little issues, besides some graphic stuff that got worked out pretty quickly.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

What was weird is that everyone had random issues and it wasn't just general shit, it was different for everyone.

My friend said people's hair would float away while he was talking with them. Just weird things like that that I've never seen, but was similar to what I was experiencing.

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massivehairycleaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

They took their time releasing SARS-CoV-2 and still failed to produce a deadly virus.

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MagaChamp253 2 points ago +2 / -0

this one cuts deep... I...I was so hyped for it....

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223_Liberty_Tree 2 points ago +2 / -0

in StarCitizen, there is still hope. (9 years and still in alpha)

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Spawnlingman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sticky this dummies!!!

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TexasMoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got a genuine belly laugh out of this.

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Dallasguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skyrim is buggier than Cyberpunk.

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johnqpublic864 1 point ago +1 / -0

Booster shots = firmware updates

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CrusadingPowerUser 1 point ago +2 / -1

Imagine being a smooth brained VAX cuck that thinks this masterful meme isn't relevant...

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nankingRoastie -14 points ago +1 / -15

lol r u saying theres livingh bugs in coronavirus vax? theyre too big youd see them in the bottle lol do u see any? no? stop being crazy over invisible monsters antivaxer lol

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sully 16 points ago +16 / -0

Sir, are you retarded?

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nankingRoastie -9 points ago +1 / -10

Just trying to redpill antivaxxers son

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CrusadingPowerUser 12 points ago +12 / -0

You're fucking stupid as fuck for adopting that hive mind lingo in the first place..

What if I told you that term has been implanted into the masses by vast amounts of money directed towards brainwashing retards like you from the get go...

Like I'm talking BILLIONS of dollars to brainwash people into believing anyone who rejects a vaccine is "anti vaxxer"

You act like there were so many of them before this... Your fragile little mind is a product of a psyop.

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nankingRoastie -3 points ago +1 / -4

You know im gonna agree with you on one thing: When someone learns or is indoctrinated into something ,they become a different person. When you learn how to think critically, analyze incoming information as a second hand nature, you are a different person than you would've been without that education.

Its like those cliches "they made him a killer, and now he cant turn it off" lines, like Bourne Syndicated Movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CA8NH9c4WE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUbe6TNqBHo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onfCJiw6iEI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HHaGDLrCM

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user2827 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pretty sure you are non-fren, there is a glow. Didn't add more downvotes for you, btw.

1- not all of us are anti-vaxx. 2- if you're talking about covid injections, not a vaccine by definition 3- by conflating bug as in software bugs with a beetle or a fly in the tube, you're not off to a good start to red pilling.