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IncredibleMrE1 56 points ago +56 / -0

Swalwell can't hold his farts in because he gapes due to Fang Fang pegging him all the time.

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shadows_of_the_mind 28 points ago +28 / -0

It’s a wind tunnel down there for sure!

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 10 points ago +10 / -0

Second flappiest butthole in the country after Barry Obama.

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NomadicKrow2 16 points ago +16 / -0

Fang Fang has a lady dick. Swallwell might not be gay, but he'll hold one in his mouth until the swelling goes down.

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

His shit doesn't quite fall out like Barrys...but "hopes and dreams" begin with an idea!

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RedLeadredemption 2 points ago +2 / -0

and then filming it and using it to compromise him which was literally the point of her dating him.

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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This comment made me delete my own. You have won the day.

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ItCameFromChina 32 points ago +32 / -0

The guy who was banging a Chinese military spy also had attempted running for the highest office in the land.

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American2 21 points ago +23 / -2

And o’bummer is about as much a US citizen as big mike is a woman. I don’t get shocked anymore.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3KRxTfkLM

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well said.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 23 points ago +23 / -0

The only thing I was shocked about the from fang² thing was that swalwell is attracted to women. Dude screams closet homo.

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MAGANatsFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Came here to say this!

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operatorstorm712 2 points ago +3 / -1

Maybe he figured he could use her as a beard, and he was really after her brother?

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe she did butt stuff to him.

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you_HO [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Smallwell loves the peg.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s the kind of people that run the world. 40 year cycles of genetic overlap. Lost in the wilderness.

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IncredibleMrE1 48 points ago +48 / -0

Where are Sean Hannity's patriot rank and file FBI agents who are leaking the document to the public because the government is covering up serious crimes?

Oh wait, Sean Hannity is a Mockingbird shill. Rank and file is really rank and VILE.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 29 points ago +29 / -0

Rank and file are too busy beating their wives for hogging the bull semen at their swinger parties.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hammer meets nail

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TheRealJaredHolt 20 points ago +20 / -0

More like a vinegar pot

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gaijin_ronin 6 points ago +6 / -0

After taking in all that frothy goodness of Smallswell.

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you_HO [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

NASTY!

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Tusculan2pt0 18 points ago +18 / -0

Still can't believe he's not gay. Biggest surprise of 2020.

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realPhantomFuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

But he's still a faggot

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Pepbrandt 9 points ago +9 / -0

My theory is he’s actually PAYING China to create this fake fang fling love story to cover up for his passionate homosexual lifestyle.

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reagan2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wait a minute. Do we know for a fact that fang fang doesn't have a ding dong?

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AnaMerican_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

no we don't

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Whoopies_tds 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a strap on

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ah_hell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fang fang is a ladyboy

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WhereForArt 5 points ago +5 / -0

She brings him boys. He doesn’t fang bang her

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold your horses, more to follow

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

As an Asian dude this Fang Fang bitch is like a 4 at best. If you're gonna sell out your own country it better be for something better than this.

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Wilson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn! They always leave out the details --- it'll make a good coffee table read some day --

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gotta give it to her, she DEFINITELY loves her country.

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Homemade-Soap 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's like a 5 when she's dolled up. But yeah, if you're gonna sell out America for a piece of Chinese ass, at least wait for a 9 or 10.

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you_HO [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

She had to bring over Chinese take-out to help close the deal.

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gaijin_ronin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Smallswell was reported to frequently smell of cheap chinese takeout.

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dogcatfud 6 points ago +6 / -0

She loved him long time... just long enough to get secrets.

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shadows_of_the_mind 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bang bang from Fang Fang

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Recyclops 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's a Scranton 7.

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd say more Wilkes-Barre than Scranton.

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WhereForArt 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s time we coin “kimchi pot” for 4’s and under

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fartswell.

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bfafpo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe Biden couldn't hide a grain of sand on a beach. Those really pulling the strings are "hiding" things.

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Mintap 4 points ago +4 / -0

"My butt was just wiped"

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Mashiki 3 points ago +3 / -0

Considering she got caught, she's probably in one of the 4x4' cells or dead. The chicoms usually liquidate spies that get nabbed.

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

“ action packed, dick sucking assignment “ 🥇

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TheWinningNeverStops 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what they thought congress was worth. They're pretty cheap.

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hereticpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump should have released it. We didn’t even get the Russia hoax Declass either. Disappointing

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jealousminarchist 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can almost feel the russian's outrage with it. They spent the last 400 years conquering Europe and the slavs/scandinavian to have pretty girls and retarded dems fall for the fugly shit.

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Briben 2 points ago +2 / -0

5

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me love you long time

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Snatch the pebble from my hand and it will be time for you to leave - Bruce Lee

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

You don’t get it. If she was a 10, the honeypot wouldn’t work. 10s actually intimidate some men. Fartsmell is himself a little dumpy effeminate man. No way he’d fall for a honeypot if she was super hot. He’d either run screaming or realize he was being played.

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SevenThunders 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well you know the Chinese will always try to downgrade the product. You can't even get a decent honeypot these days.

Gone are the days of Anna Chapman. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5500693/British-former-husband-Russian-spy-Anna-Chapman-DEAD.html

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smartass 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tough crowd. I think she's a solid 4/10. Still a hard pass.

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itsdangerous 2 points ago +2 / -0

to be fair shes a 4. lol

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EMP2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

As long as we're talking out of 5, yeah.

Found more pictures. Your assessment is correct.

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TheUpsetter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bruh, you seen Eric? 3’s should be beyond his reach

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Boruzu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would bang bang.

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hansgruber7 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's at least a six. C'mon man.

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering it was Swalwell, I'd say Fang got the worse end of the deal.

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry. Not into Chinese chicks. Prove me wrong by linking a hot Chinese girl. I can’t think of a single one that would get me to give up my Hotmail password let alone Nuclear Secrets.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

White guys that chase Asians have low self esteem, specifically regarding their penis size.

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DarkRiver 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this was a republican the report will be in the hands of the misledia idiots. And Dems will demand the resignation of the person.

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Slugbert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do public officials do shit like this? Like that FBI chick having an inappropriate relationship with a subordinate.

It all comes out eventually so why even risk it? How hard is it to just keep your fucking nose clean when in the public eye and living (very handsomely) off the public’s dime?

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 5 points ago +5 / -0

Positions of power naturally attract sociopaths and our system reinforces that even more because you need the backing of wealthy connected donors and the political party leadership to have a chance of winning an election. There are multiple levels of filters to weed out anyone who isn't a scumbag.

You will NEVER find a more dysfunctional and inappropriate workplace than the Federal government. It makes shit like Mad Men look like a monastery.

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Slugbert 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally agree, however as scummy as they may be, they still run the risk of being caught up in a scandal, be forced to resign and have their life and the lives of their family members potentially ruined, or at the very least, heavily inconvenienced.

I put myself in their place to try to understand their recklessness (even taking into account the points you mentioned) and I still come away confused.

And maybe that’s what the problem is, as I’m not examining this from the true viewpoint of a psychopathic pathological narcissist.

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-jjjjjjjjjj- 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its a combination of 1) being a sociopath and seriously thinking you're entitled to act that way without consequences and 2) knowing that as long as they are in the right people's good graces, any problems that do come up will get swept under the rug.

Look at Anthony Weiner. He was protected until he wore out his welcome. Look at Al Franken. Look at Katie Hill. All of them had their misdeeds well known in political circles before it broke to the mainstream.

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DemonkkkRatSlavers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do it the DemonkkkRat way, anonymously release it anyways.

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journalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd hit it...

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CJ74U2NV 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Yuri_Gagarin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Burip. I laughed so hard when I saw that. This dude is a class A idiot.

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Pepbrandt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile Hunter Biden banged that super hot Milan actress. Smartest guy Joe knows!

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Human_Bri 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Fang Fang was getting him some kiddy bang bang...

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GhostofPatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chink snatches go sideways!

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BS2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

For Swallow-well, she's off the charts and way past an 11 -- hell, any woman who would touch his tiny dick would start out as a 10

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BenDover2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best sex he's ever had in his life 😐😐😐

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NoFats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course they're not giving up the blackmail material.

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PNWgirl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Part of the reason they capitulate to China. You can bet if Beijing Biden has a file to hide, CCP has a file to expose. Resident Biden is compromised and a threat to national security. What do you want to wager that CCP was who leaked to Assange?

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quiznossucks1 1 point ago +1 / -0

but in his eyes she's an 11.......

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WhiteTrashJesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still a reach for him he looks like someone who just farted conspicuously and is trying to pretend he didnt

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

A solid 9....after a 5th of tequila.

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Induceddrag 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should start referring to him as “the Gimp.”

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