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TheJimmReaper 94 points ago +95 / -1

Was a massive He-Man fan as a kid in the 80's and i loved Clerks and even Clerks 2 but grew weary of Kevin Smith a decade ago and haven't bought his bullshit since as it was clear he sold his soul for fame and fortune and lived off some bullshit strain of "Hollywood Nerdism" that he neither earned or maintained

Netflix got cancelled the day i found out about Cuties and how they actively promote pedophilia... But good for you He-Man was your line in the sand

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poonis74 [S] 42 points ago +43 / -1

Cuties bothered me a lot, and should have cancelled then. But this just sent me over the edge, especially after seeing netflix is stagnant in growth. Maybe it will make a small difference!

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Pepega 58 points ago +58 / -0

"dear white people" wasn't enough haha?

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iamherefortheluls 29 points ago +29 / -0

that was my point of cancellation

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 7 points ago +7 / -0

I canceled after they put rice on the board, but I now I use someone else's login. That way I give them no money, but cost them bandwidth and skew the results in show popularity

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Spez_Isacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

#MeToo

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anotherthing 33 points ago +33 / -0

You missed the Gay Jesus Christmas Special then? That's what got me to cancel. Cuties just reminded me of why it was a good choice on my part.

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TheBroodwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am happy y'all finally cut the cord but disappointed it took this long since "Dear White People" and the multi-million dollar deal with the Obamas.

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Robust_Safeguard 2 points ago +3 / -1

They have "some" good original series. Not enough that I am willing to pay netflix as well as the creators of them though. That anime castlevania series is amazing, the voltron one, the witcher and maybe one or two more. It is such a shame how garbage netflix is because I would love to support shows like that instead of having to torrent them. Oh well.

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Johnrgalt 1 point ago +2 / -1

I honestly thought the castlevania series was way overrated. I hate the art style that is used, the cgi is garbage. Its as if they dont put in enough animation frames and things move weird.

That being said, I no longer have netflix.

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Themustardtiger 27 points ago +27 / -0

What did they do to he-man?....tranny bs?

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Llegien20 41 points ago +42 / -1

Basically said the show was all about He-Man…but the show was actually all about Teela (female guard close to He-Man). So he lied and then pushed wokeness.

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iamherefortheluls 34 points ago +35 / -1

so exactly like Witcher which turned out to be all about Yennefer and her black boyfriend

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CaptainBabymaker 25 points ago +25 / -0

Don't forget the black Triss. Described in the books as having hair that looks to be on fire, apparently translated to, so black and monotone color that she routinely blends into the shadows on the show so you are constantly not sure if she is even in the room.

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iamherefortheluls 9 points ago +10 / -1

oh, i forgot about that debacle. to be honest, the show was just so forgettable. After I got 'coin for your witcher' out of my brain.

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CaptainBabymaker 12 points ago +12 / -0

The guys they got to play Dandelion and Geralt were PERFECT! If they had half a fucking brain the show would have been a homerun... hell, I knew the storyline and even I was confused by the constant year jumps with no explanation.

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Thethethe 9 points ago +9 / -0

This, honestly I would watch Geralt and Dandelion just pal about and fight the occasional monster. The women on the show were pretty much forgetable (which is a sin but not that much of a loss).

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Drcm 3 points ago +3 / -0

i kind of just want an edit of the show with just the episodes with those two, having wacky adventures. all the yen parts can just be cut without losing anything of value

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I_Used_to_be_me 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, that sucks. I just started playing witcher 3 so I was hoping the show would be worthwhile. Oh well

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iamherefortheluls 4 points ago +4 / -0

i started Witcher 3 years ago... haven't finished yet. don't think I will have the time

Don't need their shitty shows about one of the best action games out there

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ImportantPerson 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was being pushed as the next Game of Thrones but it really never felt as grandiose as GoT. It feels like a lot smaller scale and so a lot of people came in expecting GoT and it wasn't.

The show is pretty good overall but the way they tell the story is EXTREMELY confusing.

Geralt is done perfectly and they do a good job of giving you just enough of him that it doesn't tire you out from his ... let's call it ... growling? I think they did a decent job with the Yennefer storyline and the actress did ok in the role. Most of the other characters are forgettable. Ciri's story arc was the weakest part and you could tell they were trying to force story to happen around her.

I don't think some of the people here complaining about it even watched the show.

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fickelbra 2 points ago +3 / -1

That entire season every time Triss was on screen I had to remind myself it was her. Worthless actor

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P8triot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Well Friends ended up just being all about Yennefer Yanniston.

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iamherefortheluls 4 points ago +4 / -0

what do you mean 'ended up'? it literally started as that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZlx7yrDu3c

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Llegien20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. Lol

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OneBigMaga 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's the same thing they did with Witcher, but much, much worse. The main character is hardly in the show and everything else is strong lesbian women who don't need no man.

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UnusualPepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh man, i had it on my watchlist. I guess, i am not gonna watch it.

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Sunnybats2 1 point ago +1 / -0

The show isn't called HE-MAN

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Woefully_Inept 31 points ago +31 / -0

Killed him and replaced him with Teela and her black lesbo lover.

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Themustardtiger 21 points ago +21 / -0

Gay

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TheJimmReaper 26 points ago +26 / -0

Killed He-man in literally the first episode and it He-ma'am and the mistresses of the uterus with a butch af Teela, her black girlfriend and Evilin ffs as best buds

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Shalomtoyou 14 points ago +14 / -0

They KILLED the title character in the pilot?

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Tendies_or_GTFO 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not the title character, but it's strongly implied because the original cartoon was He-Man and the Masters of the Universe. There has never been to my knowledge, a Masters of the Universe, without He-Man as the overall central figure. Smith and Netflix are trading on memories of a franchise and it's central character, a character they killed in the first episode and made the story about supporting characters instead.

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Shalomtoyou 1 point ago +2 / -1

Freaking sick.

Next.... Thundercats without Lion-O?

Original Star Trek without Kirk?

Whatever without X?

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karn 3 points ago +3 / -0

The show is called "Masters of the Universe: Revelations"

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ohhhh... so even though we know He-man is the main hero of the Master of the Universe, they did a switcharoo to get rid of him in pilot episode?

Again, WTF?

And let me guess, no tap backs?

Some years ago they did a Transformers Animated series which wasn't so bad. Pilot episode: Starscream betrays Megatron. Megatron is blown to pieces. A human scientist collects his head and turns it on. Megatron "befriends" the scientist for the whole first season, until the scientist rebuilds Meg's body and their relationship... changes significantly.

I'm guessing this ain't that?

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Sunnybats2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not in the title

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Brainz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sooooo what I’m reading throughout this post is that it’s NOT HE-MAN, at all.

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TheJimmReaper 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's He-ma'am thank you very much

Yeah they pretty much set Teela up to take up the mantle of He-Man (despite there already being She-Ra the badass female equivalent) they shit all over the original fans and woke up this 80's based kids IP with lesbian girlfriends, girl power and the complete cucking of every major male character

Give it a miss or watch the 2011 version which was okay

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Woefully_Inept 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh it's Mega Gay

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xBigCoffinHunter 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s hard to out-gay He-Man anyway. Looking back it was pretty damn gay. They apparently pulled it off though.

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GGodHand 9 points ago +9 / -0

For anyone interested in what’s going on, basically Kevin Smith has turned into a Woke Hollywood Faggot! Clownfish TV explains it all perfectly here https://youtu.be/HMG1ik4P8-0 (sub them, they’re anti-woke and nice to listen to if you’re conservative and into nerd/geek culture).

Basically advertised the show as purely He-Man, then killed him off, replaced him with Teela as the main character, killed off other beloved characters, ruined even Teela by making her a whiny feminist lesbian who hates all men, and jacked her arms up to look like she can arm wrestle better than any man.

His fuck up of a show gets shit tier User Reviews everywhere, gets mad and tells fans they’re just fake review bombing his “masterpiece”. Then Kevin Smith gaslights fans and tells them they’re fake fans and also tells them to “fuck-off” even though Kevin Smith himself admitted he wasn’t a He-Man fan growing up and didn’t know much about it awhile back. He basically did this project purely for the money and ruined a franchise with pure woke horseshit because Kevin Smith is now a Woke Hollywood Faggot.

He then does a livestream to damage control, shits on fans, laughs at how he killed off He-Man and made it woke, and turns off comments because he was getting rekt’d by everyone. Clownfish TV did a video on that livestream as well which can be found here https://youtu.be/gQo_h523-DY

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coolhandcuke 2 points ago +2 / -0

Side note: I believe Kevin Smith is a vegan now. Hence the weight loss.

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chingmongna 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's a nice way of saying he lost muscle mass and became a stick.

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biglypatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol it's fine to bash Kevin Smith's choices but he was a fatty, not muscular. Going vegan is an improvement over big Macs and pork rinds, if that's your choice

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chingmongna 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's nothing wrong with eating healthy. In fact I encourage eating more fruits and vegetables and taking out the notion that "Veggies and fruits are just for sissies".

However, you can have a healthy lifestyle with meat. The problem is not eating right. It's better to eat a lean steak from grass fed cows than a whopper. Meat, along with sea food and poultry, is actually incredibly important in our diets and are major sources of iron and B12, which you found almost mainly in flesh.

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Kinkinnatus 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'd rather die at 60 than turn into a gigantic pussy. What's the appeal of being an old claptrap douche?

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biglypatriot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ahh the old "eating veggies makes you a pussy". Yes, this is what we "conservatives" believe. Welcome aboard.

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TheBroodwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

sub them, they’re anti-woke and nice to listen to if you’re conservative and into nerd/geek culture

On that front make sure hit Nerdrotic's Friday Night Tights as well!

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Robust_Safeguard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kevin smith straight lied about this for years and said he-man doesnt step aside. Then in his podcast he double downed on it and said "the hero sacrificing himself isnt stepping aside!" Yeah, not in the first episode you idiot! You kill him off immediately and make it about a lesbian teela. Then he went on to say he doesnt care about fan reviews because it doesnt affect his paycheck and as long as the executives at netflix / critic journos are happy. Such a disgrace.

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sentient-potato 7 points ago +8 / -1

Here, listen to The Critical Drinker, he'll explain: https://youtu.be/u6GUGatFBLo

And if you've never heard of TCD, you're welcome :)

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Wedge_Serif 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go away, now!

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite is "f*ck off, film!"

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Assault-Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's all I've got for today...

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Pepedom 2 points ago +3 / -1

My god... you should see what they did the Shera... EVERYONE IS GAY. SHERA IS GAY WITH SOME FELINE WOMAN..... EVERYONE ELSE IS GAY. THE TWO HETERO COUPLES IS 1 DUMPY CHICK AND HER GAYISH BLACK BEAT FRIEND. WHOSE PARENTS ARE A BLACK GAY COUPLE. THE OTHER COUPLE IS A WOMAN WHO'S A FULL FOOT TALLER THAN HER FLAMBOYANT HUSBAND.

YES, I'M YELLING

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biglypatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sir this is an Arby's

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Pepedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

THEY ARE ALL GAY!!

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Ponzo 7 points ago +9 / -2

be glad you never went to the scum and villainy cantina of his, its just a place for fat popculture addicts

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Thethethe 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the thing, I don't think Kevin was particularly bad for Heman. It stinks of his brand of writing, he's become the lazy hack he's always aspired to be. Just another fake geek like Wil Wheaton and a few others.

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TheJimmReaper 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't know man, the fact Smith was jumping on Tweets and comments to actively lie about the franchise, while berating guys like ClownFish TV and blaming "Toxic" fans kinda didn't help... Then especially after it's release and he not only doubled down but also lambasted (for a full 30 mins) about how both he and Netflix didn't give a shit what we loyal fans think or how much we complain as they've already taken our money!!!

And thats going easy on the guy to say the least

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Slartibartfast1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, Cuties was the end of the line for me too.

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nachosamplerREBORN 40 points ago +41 / -1

It’s amazing people still don’t get it. Nobody dislikes female characters or female-centric plots. They do dislike it when it’s forced, or a classic is “reimagined” - especially if it’s done poorly - a bad movie is a bad movie. Hunger Games, for example, was a massive success. Kids read the books. The moves were well done and as much as people dislike Jenifer Lawrence, she was good in the role. Nobody would enjoy a “remake” where Peta is the hero - it’s inconsistent with the books and he had few character qualities and the plot would be forced and likely poorly executed. If people wan’t female leads, the story and context has to fit and like any successful franchise, it has to be done well and is ideally original.

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artifex_mundi_x 21 points ago +22 / -1

Now we're getting the male-to-female remakes of everything, soon we will be getting the female-to-transgender remakes of everything and clown world will peak again in ways no one had imagines were possible.

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nachosamplerREBORN 12 points ago +12 / -0

They’re gender-fluid, but consistently kicking criminals' back holes! This summer, IT”S. ABOUT. TO GET. CONFUSING. Bruce Jenner is: Trans-cop. [Trans-cop] “Hey, you can’t hit me, I’m a woman” [Attacker: pauses/perplexed], [Trans-cop shooting criminal between the eyes] “now I’m a big strong man with a big fat gun”. [Chief] “You killed a man, Trans-cop!”, ”[Trans-cop] “not my fault chief, he messed with me at the wrong time of the month...” [Chief] “Trans-cop, I should fire you, but you’re too damn good. Better than all the rest of us racists. You win the big promotion, and this #1 cop trophy. Now get your ass outta my office and on maternity leave!

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Thethethe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not sure why I read that in Robocops voice but it worked.

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nachosamplerREBORN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Peter Weller has that great movie trailer voice. He was fantastic voicing older Batman in the animated “The Dark Knight Returns” which you know is fantastic because the left has called “Fascist Batman”.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

They made a movie of that! I had no idea. I'll have to check it out.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well they actually made two moves - the two-part animated “The Dark Knight Returns” and “Batman vs. Superman” - as the entire Batman/Superman fight is based on Miller's books and the two-park animated film. The animated version is far better - old Batman is far better, and Peter Weller as the voice was 100% perfect.

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Spez_Isacuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

The thing is, there was already a fucking female He-Man.

SHE-RA

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artifex_mundi_x 2 points ago +2 / -0

But She-Ra has her own show, they now want to subvert the original of everything!

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Tendies_or_GTFO 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agreed. No one is out there complaining about good female leads and heroine-based stories. The problem is, the woke left cannot accept what a compelling, female lead is. Lara Croft is a good example. Yes, she's super hot. She's also super fucking smart, super-fucking inquisitive, and super-fucking tough. The left can't take that because they know than no Cheeto-eating blue hair LGBTWTFBBQ can ascend to that status. Everything is about validating their own self-image. We don't have that issue because we already know who we are. Ever see a conservative complain that Superman is too buff or that James Bond is too good with the ladies in bed? Of course not, because we know that leading characters are supposed to be larger than life, ideals that only a very small fraction of us could possibly imitate (but never reach). That's part of what makes it entertaining escapism. Yes, our heroes and heroines need some flaws, because perfection is boring, but power and aptitude are required to make believable leads.

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biglypatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol there are literally people in this thread complaining about focusing on female characters. Otherwise I agree with your points throughout.

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Tendies_or_GTFO 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really? I haven't seen those comments, unless you mean shifting the focus onto female characters at the expense of, or as a replacement for, the canonical male leads...which was my point. People aren't running around saying Xena the Warrior Princess should have been a dude. People are pissed the Dennis the Menace is going to be remade into Denise the Menace (probably).

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Assault-Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can think of movies that had strong minority or women characters that I didn't give two fucking thoughts to about their gender or race because the movies were good or the character was solid and well written. Not forced down my throat. Here's five characters right off the top of my head.

Sarah Connor Blade Ripley Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes in Demolition Man) Apollo Creed

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biglypatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ripley is arguably the biggest bad ass in sci-fi. Samus Aran is pretty dope, too.

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d_bokk 3 points ago +4 / -1

Exactly. A big part of this that bothers me is instead of being creative and making NEW characters and storylines, these frauds just take something good and make a lesser version of it, the Latin phrase 'solve et coagula.' Hunger Games, like you said, would be a good example of originality.

Another is the anime from 20 years ago, Ghost in the Shell, it isn't impossible but the lazy marxists don't know how to create, only destroy.

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weme06 2 points ago +4 / -2

Interesting. I fell asleep watching the first Hunger Games movie.

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Markstarr85 6 points ago +7 / -1

I thought it was boring also, and that it was a rip off of the Japanese Battle Royale film.

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weme06 2 points ago +2 / -0

Incredible film!

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Bond 3 points ago +5 / -2

That’s because it was terrible.

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Jabron661 15 points ago +15 / -0

That and his fatness. He found woke religion when the airline tried to make him buy two seats or something like that, two seat belts.

Basically he was humiliated like a peon and played his fame card, found out it was not worth much and has been going farther woke since.

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I_Used_to_be_me 11 points ago +11 / -0

Didn't his fatness nearly kill him? Maybe the airline debacle should have been used as an awakening to get healthier rather than a moment to pull a victim card.

Side note: was always a fan of Mallrats growing up (I know it's not one of his best, but it's so unapologetically 90s and I love it lol), but never realized there was an alternative cut that's basically a different movie. Went to show my wife the movie for the first time recentlly and accidentally found that one. It was legit a different (and horrible) movie and now Im bummed that I've ruined the flick for my wife lol

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a director's cut, isn't it?

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I believe so. Don't remember it a ton, but I recall the first 20 minutes or so being completely new, and gave a whole backstory to the bald guy running the gameshow (and why he was doing it), so it felt like it changed the entire plot. Technically it gave the movie more purpose, but idk, it wasn't as good (imo) - the whole... not really having a point, just being about Malllrats just worked so well, since it was such a typical 90s cultural thing that we can all identify with. We alll knew mallrats like that, ya know?

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's an alternate version of Mallrats? What do they change?

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macrolinx 3 points ago +3 / -0

too much. it's not good.

There were a couple of things that made a little more sense because of deleted scenes, but overall it was a crappy crappy version.

Been too long since I saw it and fortunately have been able to block it out. lol

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I_Used_to_be_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

It just has a ton of different scenes to the point where it feels like a different movie. I remember for the first 20 mins or so, being like "wtf, it's like... the movie, but I don't remember any of this?" It's centered a lot more on that bald guy that hosts the gameshow and is the girlfriend's dad. Took about 20 minutes or so before it got to what I always remembered as the opening scene (Lee's character in his bedroom playing NHL 95 on sega w/ his girlfriend dumping him and climbing out the window)

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really shows the value of having someone on staff who says no to things.

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Sunnybats2 1 point ago +1 / -0

He actually has lost a ton.of weight and I think .is vegan.now?

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I_Used_to_be_me 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah he did lose a ton. Didn't it take him having a massive heart attack for him to finally lose weight, though? That was kind of my point about how he should have used the airline debacle as motivation to get healthier then... maybe could have avoided the health issues and near death experience

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Woefully_Inept 28 points ago +28 / -0

Why didn't they just make a Teela series?

BECAUSE NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT TEELA!

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Fenix 13 points ago +13 / -0

Exactly. That's why all the marketing is for HeMan, and why Smith denied for a full year, saying is wasnt going to be the Teela show. And to be honest, it really isn't Teela at all. Just some angry bitch who doesn't even look like her anymore. She's as buff as Dolph Lungren from that really bad HeMan movie from back in the day.

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PKShadilay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Frank Langella as Skeletor is the best part of that film. Be thankful they never made the sequel where pro surfer Laird Hamilton was originally to replace Dolph Lundgren as He-Man and the only aspect known about the sequel's screenplay was that He-Man would have returned to Earth disguised as a professional quarterback.

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Robust_Safeguard 5 points ago +5 / -0

The whole point was to take a jab at fans. They are angry their little wahman shows bomb so for revenge they trick us and ruin ours. This wasnt a mistake or just a bad take, this was 100% done on purpose. They knew it would piss off the people watching and that is why they did it. They get all spiteful because no one wants to watch their woke trash. Netflix constantly does this and is at the forefront of ruining shit to make it more woke. I honestly believe none of these companies have to worry about money cause the biden admin is paying them off to do this. Just like how there is probably a secret government grant, that you cant talk about without losing it or facing jail time, to implement these CRT trainings for staff. Hollywood is in league with big tech, pharma and big brother to make this the new nornal. I dont believe for a second it is because their chinese overlords demand it, it is because they are so fucking stupid they actually think this is helping the world. I wont give them credit and saying they are trying to pull off some master plan to destroy the united states. They are just so fucking dumb they are doing it for china without any real instruction. The dems will do anything for attention and fame, they think this is how the majority of the country feels / wants.

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Woefully_Inept 3 points ago +3 / -0

With you 100% on that my fren.

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HEXEN 24 points ago +25 / -1

That dude still trying to ride the coat tails of Clerks?

Fuck, he had one good film and then probably ran girls for Weinstein.

"Thanks for the production Wein-man! Here's this 14 year old jersey snatch for yah! Ten percent for the big guy ahahahahaahaha!"

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booblitchutz 13 points ago +13 / -0

I kinda liked Mallrats, too. But Kevin Smith is a shit writer. Every character speaks in the same way. That’s piss poor writing.

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Robust_Safeguard 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is puahing clerks 3 now, lets see how that goes after he just pissed off all his fans by ruining he-man. He said he doesnt care about fan reviews just making executives and critic journos happy. Literally said that, word for word. Clerks 3 will most likely suck anyway because the newest jay and silent bob movie was so fucking bad I couldnt even watch more then 20 mins.

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Spez_Isacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

How did he not get canceled for bringing “porch monkey” back in Clerks 2?

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N7fury 18 points ago +19 / -1

Watched a little bit of it at a friend's house and we noped out after He-Man was supplanted by some annoying cunt and her band of angry lesbians. How the fuck do you sideline He-Man in a show that's completely centered around He-Man? At least, it is getting flamed on IMDb user reviews for the woke revisionist trash that it is. What a disgrace to the original.

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biglypatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bruh the original was a commercial for a toy. I don't get why people feel so attached to this bizarre franchise.

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Kekislaw 16 points ago +16 / -0

Clerks was a shitty movie, man. The only reason we liked it was that we were dumb little kids. Kevin Smith is, and was, shit.

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booblitchutz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Honestly I watched it again a few months ago and ugh it is really shit.

In 94 I was a drunken college kid. I ate it up.

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Keiichi81 16 points ago +20 / -4

So Dear White People and Cuties were fine to you, along with Netflix hiring Susan Rice to its board of directors and signing a film deal with Obama, but a woke He-Man series is where you finally draw the line?

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OneBigMaga 9 points ago +9 / -0

I haven't paid for Netflix since they stopped sending out dvds, but I still have access to them through the account if a family meneber that doesn't think there is anything wrong with them. I leave it running pretty much 24/7 because someone has to pay for their servers and it ain't me.

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maleitch 2 points ago +9 / -7

Further proof this place is full of soy "patriots" at the moment.

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Bond 2 points ago +4 / -2

Always has been.

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poonis74 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Btw, been a lurker since td on reddit, but this is my first actual post...

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Not_The_FBI 5 points ago +6 / -1

Cool... but charge your damn phone!!!

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Robust_Safeguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

A lot of people saying you should have done it sooner but i can understand why you didnt. Personally I cancelled mine a long ass time ago, before cuties and dear white people but the reason I would have considered keeping it is because not every original series is wole garbage. That one castlevania anime series is absolutely amazing, so is that dragon prince or w.e series. Honestly the bad outweighs the good. Netflix has pissed me off to the point where I cant even support the creators of those series (as much as I love them and wish I could) that I just torrent them now. I refuse to give netflix a dime and if I like amy shows, they just get downloaded unfortunately. It is a shame because they really do have some amazing series but I cant continue to support them if I have to support netflix as a woke trash company as well.

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johnqpublic864 14 points ago +16 / -2

As soon as I read that Smith was tied to it, I knew it'd be pretty much exactly what it is. He's way overrated. Then, when I saw the voice cast, it's all these big Hollywood faggots that tow the woke libtard line. And then there's the art style. How can you call this Season 3 of He-Man & the Masters of the Universe when the art style is so dramatically different? He-Man's classic "I have the power" delivery sucks here. I thought the 200x version was bad. There's just no replacing that delivery from the show.

I was always much more into the MOTU toyline than I was the show. As you probably know, the toys came out first. They were Roger Sweet's invention/creation. Mark Taylor is full of shit. Sweet couldn't get anyone to partner with him when he worked on his He-Man pitch. I read Sweet's out of print book. He's not lying. He doesn't care all that much. He's much more proud of other products that he invented, like the hollow handle in milk jugs and Clorox bottles, and some medical devices that have helped people. He didn't care much for the cartoon. For one, he wasn't a fan of Prince Adam.

If/when they make a live action movie, it'll be at least as terrible as this. Probably even worse.

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generated_name 9 points ago +9 / -0

They actually did ake a live action movie. In the 90s I think. It was...different.

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Cannon film. Yeah, it sucked, but it'll probably look like Oscar bait compared to what they make next time. It'll be She-Ma'am and they'll cast a black gay tranny as the lead.

Big Mike enters the chat

"I get magic powers when you raise my giant sword"

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which one? Red State? Tusk?

I heart Tusk was awful. I barely remember Red State, but remember everyone saying it was awful. Set low expectations, so when I saw it my reaction was "it wasn't that bad, but nothing great either," but today I remember none of it so it must have been pretty forgettable

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PKShadilay 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. It was produced by Cannon which is a low budget B-film studio. People don't like it because it's not exactly like the cartoon.
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johnqpublic864 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is not why people don't like it lol. It's mostly set on Earth instead of Eternia, like 90% or more. You have all of these made up human characters, like the bald principal from Back to the Future, and Courtney Cox, that nobody gave a shit about and who shouldn't have been in the movie. It should've at the very least been entirely set on Eternia. It'd be like making a Star Wars movie set on Earth with regular fn faggots in t-shirts.

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Tendies_or_GTFO 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came here for this. Thank you. :)

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artifex_mundi_x 12 points ago +13 / -1

Oh man they made a He-Man reboot, killed off he-man and made Teela (whose name I didn't even know) the main character? Lmao so predictable. Can't get funding for anything in media land anymore unless it's woke nonsense.

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Woefully_Inept 9 points ago +10 / -1

Don't forget Teela's diversity hire lesbo partner. Lol

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Thethethe 7 points ago +8 / -1

And Teela's change from a fairskinned firesnatch to an ethnically ambiguous lesbien. I mean how many irish have you seen tan?

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artifex_mundi_x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seriously?...

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Woefully_Inept 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very.

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Atlis34 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like The Last of Us 2. And there are so many more examples. Male hero everyone loves has to be killed off to make way for woke empowered WAMENs who are STRONK. And then they have the added bonus of dumping on all the “man babies” who complain or don’t watch/buy it. And they back pat each other for their bravery for subverting expectations. Except it happens so much that its the only thing we expect upon hearing about a new reboot of something we like.

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artifex_mundi_x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Terminator was exactly the same with John Connor. They are planning to replace James Bond or at least 007 with a (black) woman for the same reason, which actually seems to have caused a lot of issues and delays on the set. It's basically everywhere. The conformity is astounding.

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buckiemohawk 11 points ago +11 / -0

If people really knew about Hollywood. You would never buy a product again. The reason you see all this crap is they are the Gatekeepers. I cant sell a script in Hollywood or be a screenwriter because first i need to intern to be some famous aholes drug mule. Then if they like me and I check all the boxes. Meaning I let them humiliate me, do sexual things to me. Then maybe i can be screen writer on a paint by numbers show like CSI. They exported pedophiiia and so called rape culture up until a certain point. It was to denigrate our morals. With movies about older men sleeping with teenage girls. Theres a scene in 78 A Star is born with Kris Kristofferson and a female is swimming naked in a pool in order to get an interview with Barbara Streisands character. This is what was expected of anyone in Hollywood. To be on your knees ready to serve the purpose. These people think they are better than you. They think they can control you. They think they have the message. Fuck them fuck their houses, fuck their cars. fuck their lives. Fuck their sanctimonious smug

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Freyjaschild 11 points ago +11 / -0

He skated away from being one of weinsteins stooges really quick. The man who said he was best friends with affleck and damon claimed he knew nothing of any of it but, they knew. Then he said any money he made from his weinstein stuff would be donated to womens causes. Never forget his gold digger wife who found him at the oscars alone with no date and then approached the super nerd. For someone who claimed she just wanted a bit part in jay and silent bob just to see what it was like she has now been in almost every movie since. There's much much more there to go over too.

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Ep1ctetus 9 points ago +9 / -0

How does anyone on here still have Netflix?

  • cuties
  • woke garbage
  • Netflix studio productions all about how inherently evil men or whites are
  • Netflix studio productions about how “oppressed” “minorities” are
  • Netflix studio pro irons about how “oppressed” women are
  • Obama is on their board for god’s sake
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MAGATHEDOG 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm genuinely shocked and disappoined that anyone who visits the_donald has netflix

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BarneyFranksNipples 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kevin Smith is a faggot cuck who sold out long ago.

His loyalty is with fame and money, not fighting the machine, as he’d have you believe with his early work. It just so happened rebellion was hip in the 90s, and he was targeting the market. He doesn’t actually have morals, just greed.

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poonis74 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

What's si interesting about the kevin smuth situation is how he alienated thousands, if not millions,of fans by lying about how woke his show is..

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Friendly_B 8 points ago +8 / -0

I can relate. Over the years I realized that I don't actually like his films, but I have considered him to be something of an important motivational speaker. His constant preachy wokism has gotten out of control for a long time.

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Daughterfreedom76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haven't had Netflix for w years now. Pure garbage, propaganda and Obama owns a part in their company.

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TheAestheticOne 7 points ago +7 / -0

58 tabs open on a mobile browser... Who is this madman?

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Hatsarehats 1 point ago +1 / -0

My tab button just says :D

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maleitch 6 points ago +8 / -2

You just NOW canceled that shit?

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MAGATHEDOG 4 points ago +5 / -1

Right? Apparently pedos was ok for op, but he-man was a bridge too far

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +3 / -1

Part of the problem.

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ripley88 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aside from Kevin Smith not making anything worth watching this century, what was up with He-Man? Keep in mind I never watched the cartoons.

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artifex_mundi_x 4 points ago +4 / -0

He-man is like the OG cartoon + action figure. I was a big fan as a kid.

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +3 / -1

It was always crap. I could never get into shows like that, or pretty much anything made by Hana barbera. The are was cool, but the stories were just completely retarded.

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Poopbot3001 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t know the show displayed how based the 80s was. One of the 80s episodes a queen who ruled her kingdom refused to listen to her advisers because they were men. Disaster ensued and He-Man had to save the day.

The post episode PSA was all about how her close-mindedness towards the men was bad and people shouldn’t ignore or treat someone bad because of biases like that.

I stumbled upon that episode a couple of years ago and it stuck with me about how the episode was basically “strong competent men need to come save woman from her bad decisions” lol

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +4 / -2

Most cartoons back then were just extended commercials for the toys, so you can't expect much.

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artifex_mundi_x 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not if you're a kid.

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Fangerang 3 points ago +3 / -0

He made the new He-Man show and went completely woke retard with it. He-Man literally dies in the first episode and the rest of the show, at least what's been released so far, follows his female friend Teela and her gal pals as they complain about men during their journey to reforge He-Man's broken sword. In the last episode so far, they bring He-Man back to life as they leave heaven (Pretoria) with half of the broken sword of Power, and as soon as he comes back to life Skeletor fuckin pops out of nowhere and stabs him in the back lol

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Fenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Teela is basically Amber 2.0, because apparently taking the most hated character from Invincible and giving her her own show seemed like a great idea.

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VarusSPQR 5 points ago +7 / -2

He glorified underage sex in Mallrats. Characters in their 20’s lusting after a 15 year old girl. He’s a commie pedo and always has been.

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Updoot 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kevin Smith now looks like he has a combination of AIDS and Cancer, with a teeny tiny taste of meth.

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Updoot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that what ol joey b was talking about when he spoke of drinking childrens blood?

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Spez_Isacuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can he not appear in a photo without doing that stupid fucking surprised moron face?

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BrianSolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I cancelled mine once they released the gay portrayal of Jesus thing & Cuties.

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Nanteen 5 points ago +5 / -0

The confusing thing about his He-Man reboot.

Is the fact he fought so long so hard to have this made only to make a he-man that doesn't include He-Man?

I don't recall it being called i don't recall it being called Tel-La and the mistresses of the universe

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Americanapplepie 4 points ago +4 / -0

According to him, Netflix doesn’t care nor does he. I liked Silent Bob better when he was, you know.......silent.

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Mooksayshigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aww man did they ruin he man? I haven’t heard about that yet.

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toqer 10 points ago +10 / -0

They kill he man in the first episode. Teela whines to prince Adam's grieving parents how dare he keeps a dual identity from her. From there it's all downhill.

If you want to watch a better reboot, superior in every way, watch the 2011 Thundercats on hulu. Animation is on par with MOTUR and they add, don't subtract from the lore.

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Fenix 10 points ago +10 / -0

The main complaint is that Kevin Smith lied for over a year. If he was honest and said he was making the Teela show, no one would care much. They'd ignore him. But some streamers leaked the information a year ago, saying it was going to be all woke, and Smith spent a year denying it and slandering the streamers and YouTubers, just for us to find out they were all absolutely correct. People are pissed because he's a dishonest hack who deliberately bait and switched.

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OneBigMaga 4 points ago +5 / -1

You are part of the problem.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +2 / -1

I guess I've been trained to 'take what I can get' out of modern day entertainment

Why bother with it? There's plenty of superior old stuff out there to keep you entertained. I hope you at least pirate it instead of giving the hollywood pedos money.

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Easter_Bunny 3 points ago +4 / -1

I've got no idea what's happening here. 😂

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RusherOfDin 3 points ago +3 / -0

But you're going to miss out on all the new sexy children shows and the upcoming sexy animals shows that are probably in the works right now.

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superwookee 3 points ago +3 / -0

His Livestream where he just laughed at fans and told them to grow up was watching someone I formally respected laugh at me for getting angry while taking a dump on my shoes.

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RandArrow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yall still have Netflix?

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PonySoldier66 3 points ago +3 / -0

He totally goes ass to mouth.

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wymetime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. He-Man was the last straw?

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Inquisitor_Corvus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Canceled when they promoted a child porn movie.

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Dictator_Bob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stopped respecting him when he started whoring out his daughter.

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Swarlos8888 2 points ago +2 / -0

You saw cuties and dear white people and thought "alright". But Heman did it for you? Shit man. Thats weak. And youre acting like some martyr now?

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Liberty_For_All 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. The same with Jack Black. Tenacious D first album was so fun. But they all end up the same, terrible.

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Emperorvoid 2 points ago +2 / -0

He admitted on video on some Comic Book show he wasn't a He-Man fan. You can clearly see he puts agenda over story in Revelations. Kevin Smith wanted so desperately to be accepted by Hollywood he sold out. He isn't a fan anymore. He is for sale.

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EricCharliemella 2 points ago +2 / -0

58 Tabs? Woah, shitlord!

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Testosteroneape2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

What I have realized is that these people were always assholes. They just tried to hide it before. Now they don’t.

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

He had one decent movie and everything else he has done is garbage.

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Robust_Safeguard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kevin smith straight lied about this for years and said he-man doesnt step aside. Then in his podcast he double downed on it and said "the hero sacrificing himself isnt stepping aside!" Yeah, not in the first episode you idiot! You kill him off immediately and make it about a lesbian teela. Then he went on to say he doesnt care about fan reviews because it doesnt affect his paycheck and as long as the executives at netflix / critic journos are happy. Such a disgrace.

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Suckitreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too. Early adopter from the Bay. It was easy. My dollars are getting spent at fewer and fewer places.

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smilieface 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband was a big fan. I was very disappointed recently when I saw he backed that new piece of trash cartoon.

Netflix needs to go back to streaming.