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IncredibleMrE1 98 points ago +98 / -0

Communism, better known as the starvation diet.

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Formerlurker92 63 points ago +63 / -0

Low protein, low sugar, low fat, low carb, low nutrient and low calories

Watch the pounds just slide right off

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Suckitreddit 19 points ago +19 / -0

Wait...you mean high protein, right?

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basedvirginian 28 points ago +28 / -0

Are rats high in protein?

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Dennislearsysbastard 24 points ago +24 / -0

I recently saw a documentary called Demolition man that said rat burgers were not bad.

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deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
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mnguy12000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great documentary!

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MySidesGoUp 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the future - there is only war Taco Bell..

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Sltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taco Bell is people!

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

As in, not bad for you, or not bad tasting?

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 7 points ago +7 / -0

Honestly, it tastes pretty good. Ever hear of the bushy tailed tree rat? AKA squirrels.

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Tardigrade 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol, Ive had squirrel. Tastes like turkey, oddly enough.

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Suckitreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kek

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Tardigrade 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only if it rat-fed rat.

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Mediumphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bruh, how many meats are low protein?

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NateBedfordForrest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep liquid protein, props to the OP on this Juan

Meme'd well.

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Battle gerbil wins.

Fatality.

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MensRea 6 points ago +6 / -0

So nothing but green beans?

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only if you can grow em yourself

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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vegaspatriot1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds the the Auschwitz diet.

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LoudBoys 1 point ago +2 / -1

You forgot Low T

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msgtlefty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe 3-4 yrs of it to starve off those wastes of flesh and oxygen would not be a bad thing.

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OrangeMenace2020 42 points ago +43 / -1

We're gonna need a bigger helicopter.

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GlowsGoodMan 13 points ago +14 / -1

You ever seen the movie Starship Troopers?

We're gonna need one of those cargo/troop carrier ships for that one.

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Dennislearsysbastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not a brain bug. This one gets the nuke grenade.

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BarronVonSaltzburg26 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why waste effort? He is a Covid Vax statistic waiting to happen.

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BoomShtick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Roll them out of a C-130

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

CH-47 outa do it.

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Biteyourowntongue 31 points ago +33 / -2

I have depression, anxiety, and I partake in the weeds. I also work full time and am paying my way through community college - what the fuck is their excuse?

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vegeta_ban 35 points ago +37 / -2

They’re lazy pieces of shit. I have depression and anxiety, paid for my college and I’m pursuing my master’s degree for pharmaceutical quality assurance that is being paid for by my job. I had a rough childhood but don’t lay down and cry like they do. It’s pathetic.

I do spend too much money on collectibles though, but I have to fill up my new house I bought last year hahah.

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Tardigrade 13 points ago +15 / -2

Yeah i just wish they left Star Wars out of it.

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Joe_Snow 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuck. Why are we all depressed and anxious?!

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 18 points ago +19 / -1

Depressed our country is going to shit. Anxious to start playing Minecraft.

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy gets it

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deleted 7 points ago +11 / -4
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Joe_Snow 9 points ago +10 / -1

I grow my own weed, thank you.. I lost my childhood best friend to suicide, and had to close our business. Left the trade that I loved for a while too. I had a good job before this scamdemic. I was a machine design engineer. Depression is a chemical imbalance, not always a virtue signal. Be kind. Your battles are not the same as everyone else's.

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Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hate when the left pretends to have depression and anxiety when they clearly don't. It's an insult to those of us who do.

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NateBedfordForrest 1 point ago +3 / -2

Underrated observation

Fucking true.

The pfaggot pussies are trying to take over. Issue me my tags and stamps already

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UndeadRevolver 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too much Star Wars memorabilia?

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NateBedfordForrest 1 point ago +1 / -0

You hankering for some Mossadiwood pretend fantasies?

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TNVol 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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TommyLasordasBallBag 11 points ago +12 / -1

They want the government to take care of them because they've never been held personally responsible for anything in their lives. The sports they played as kids didn't keep score, and gave everyone trophies. Their parents either raised them electronically, or were also dependent on the gibs. The value of hard work and pride in a job well done is lost to them, because they've never been forced to perform. When failure has no consequence, it becomes the path of least resistance to the lazy.

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p1smo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Anxiety is a bit harder to deal with, but don’t waste your time on depression. I dealt with that nonsense for years, and then one day I decided to just knock that shit off and stop feeling bad about myself. It’s one thing to be stressed about life, but don’t allow yourself to believe you’re less than or not capable of. You can do whatever you set your mind to if you work hard and believe in yourself. I believe in you pede.

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Chopblock 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please sir, tell us the solution to economic externalities in discretionary monetary policy instruments!

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Chopblock 9 points ago +10 / -1

Points are imaginary. The sound of tubbies landing helicopter-leaps is the true reward!

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Dennislearsysbastard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deep burn bro.

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

The congrats were sincere. It's always great to get a Sticky, and I have no idea if someone else posted the meme before mine. I certainly didn't create it.

I made the comment to show how random stickies can be.

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MakeCaliGr8Again [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not mine either. I just don't really understand the broad taste of this community. So, let's just meme away, everyday!

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War_Hamster 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd rather see a meme twice than miss out on it altogether.

The memes must flow!!!

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Mcdaguc 17 points ago +18 / -1

HOW DARE YOU! resting drunken baby face

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Joesf23 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is the facebook deeebooooonk guy who puts the covid info stamp on everything

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censored4wrongthink 6 points ago +6 / -0

implying the dude in the meme is employed lmao

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Joesf23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Works for free because he still wants the unemployment check. leftist logic

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PerchingEagle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Even though he's just a meme, I can smell him.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fact check: False It’s chicken tenders and soy 🤣

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Updoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think they eat chicken

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Inquisitor_Corvus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tofu chicken fortified with extra soy? LOL

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BaconRingBandit 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yep. Those are the Bolsheviks we have to deal with now.

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Mother_of_gains 5 points ago +5 / -0

This sums up reddit very nicely.

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CheeseLouise 4 points ago +4 / -0

all his memorobilia is probably from the Disney trilogy too. Truly a sick sick man.

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randomuser9193 4 points ago +5 / -1

That also looks like some people here.

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The_Knight_of_sunset 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure describes many of the shills and doomers that are infesting the board right now.

Not exactly sure about MAGA men...

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randomuser9193 0 points ago +1 / -1

No true scotsman incoming.

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randomuser9193 0 points ago +1 / -1

yup

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Hendrixdan57 3 points ago +3 / -0

Weed is wonderful, I dont know how that got attributed to being a liberal. Yall fucking suck down budwiser and natty ice and say pot is a waste of money. Its literally a miracle plant. It makes clothes ,plastic ,hempcrete, rope, paper. It makes living in a liberal infested state a little less shitty. Yall will the depression and bad prospectively on life go blaze a fatty. It turns all ya bad feelings into good feelings.

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA growmies represent!

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Trumpy_Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meh. We all react differently. I've tried it like 8 times and I never liked it. And I've definitely seen people for whom it actually was a problem. Of course it can be can be for some people in limited use

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Hendrixdan57 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all react differently because there are literally a million different strains of pot. Ive heard so many people write off weed due to one bad experience. Thats like writing off all alcohol cause Tequila makes you feel like shit. If you dont want to be in your head buy indica if you want to laugh and get the munchies buy sativa. Usually people who have weed problems had problems before the drug was introduced. Unfortunately weed brings out who you really are and if you got problems its gonna make it worse in my opinion.

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Dennislearsysbastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't understand that it won't be peace and free stuff. It will be me bubba and my neighbor Jerome kicking their door in.

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barney85 3 points ago +3 / -0

hey having star wars memorabilia isn't bad. saltycracker has a bunch of that.

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dogcatfud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gynecomastia, aka man breasts.

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SendThemBackToCanada 3 points ago +3 / -0

That one dude who confronted Tucker. kekw

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RedPillMAGALegend 2 points ago +2 / -0

B cup at least

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Mediumphone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seriously, there was a magical time when failures had no voice and were mocked. Now they are celebrated if left leaning. Its disgusting.

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KoofasaForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

You win meme of the day award my friend!

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MakeCaliGr8Again [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only it can add an ounce of gas.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

God we need to revive r/Smuggies

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yurimodin 2 points ago +2 / -0

hell yeah....and r/frenworld

RIP

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the end the frens were the ones who got bopped. :(

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DoozerChuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop posting pictures of reddit users here

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Linnaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, its my brother-in-law

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Leucophylla12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey now, no need to bring Star Wars into this 😂

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a lot of people who are trying to fix themselves by fixing everyone else first.

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TehAgent 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a lot of people who are trying to fix themselves by "fixing" everyone else first.

FTFY

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Lionreza 2 points ago +2 / -0

"literally every Redditor"

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1775Concord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wasn't this the guy ^^^^ that tweeted out just get the shot dummies after he got his and then several weeks later died ?

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fooko666 2 points ago +2 / -0

dude this needs to be printed and posted at supermarkts and set on shelves of cookies and shit lol

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Goldlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

people who aren't fit shouldn't be allowed to vote

and yes skinny fat people shouldn't be allowed to vote

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massivehairycleaner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Free Cheetos for everyone! Cheetos are a human right!

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

How to fix the country: do the exact opposite of everything this walking area code did.

(yeah. fat joke. i went there. and it was pretty easy to get there, because that guy is so god damn big, BAM, THERE'S ANOTHER ONE, I AM ON FIRE TODAY)

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Wholelottarosie1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are many on this site that are no better than the left. So long as they have their memes, internet, porn and trash food they will let the country be taken over.

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

I spent most of my money on women and booze. The rest of it I wasted. - W.C. Fields

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Artek 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've been seeing a lot of Peterson ideology tossed around lately.

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FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, they know how to put the Cheetos bag down: crumple up the empty one and open another

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Jmradioman 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is reality. Every single male Democrat voter.

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Modernturnkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

The people that are fighting for communism are the first one that would perish.

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MakeCaliGr8Again [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Overworked to death.

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barryb0nds 1 point ago +1 / -0

"UBI and free weed bro"

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GeoG85 1 point ago +3 / -2

Oh no you don't with your CIA Ultra Propaganda.

Got mental illness from living in America? Wandered into too many wrong neighorhoods, too many gang attacks huh? No common sense?

No jobs in America huh? New Jersey made the news last week, shut down a Nabisco Factory to send it to Mexico. But you don't wanna work at McDonald's for minimum wage and never afford a life? "Mooching" that "undeserved" Corona Unemployment?

Get fucked.

Oh and you spent your money on MEDICINAL marijuana instead of ALCOHOLISM. How dare you not get drunk, crash cars, and beat women. How dare you.

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Desert_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bing Bing Bong!

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Step 1: Turn every industrial facility into a Cheetos factory.

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Chopblock 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Leftists list these things as though they are a C.V. of qualifications and certifications that place their opinions above criticism, because under the victimhood-ranking madness of identity politics, they DO.

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TheKillingWords 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, back off the Star Wars merch.

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1st_Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why I just bought a Mossberg Shockwave 590.

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Updoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I dislike firing that particular unit. I'll take the old remi 870, but the mossberg M series that are magazine fed are nice too.

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Trumpy_Bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is funny, but far deeper than it appears, and is one of the things Jordan Peterson talks about. You can't fix the world when you don't even have the competency to fix your own life

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lenchodahated 1 point ago +1 / -0

“i waste all my money on weed” lol this nigga

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CANATIVE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woke sloppy ass loser