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based_ace 11 points ago +11 / -0

Everyone in my area is either a troglodyte or a rainbow-haired faggot acting as a lesbian.

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bidensmissingbrain 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ditto. And I live in an area you'd expect to find said "based ladies".

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TheNightJanitor 7 points ago +7 / -0

This... this doesn't even make sense.

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FuckingWiseCracker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Never surrender, Pede! Your based Lady Pede awaits, it's just that right when you give up, is when you'll find the right one. Our side needs to multiply, so we need you to hang in there and be open to the right conservative girl. We totally need our own MAGA dating App. Maybe find places where conservative girls go? Church? Conservative political conferences? Somebody help me out here, I'm an older, married, lady pede with 2 conservative daughters, (One is taken, one is not wuite yet.) so I don't know where all of the youth goes to meet like-minded MAGA folk.

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FuckingWiseCracker 5 points ago +5 / -0

DO it!!! There are some nice single girls at church, just waiting to meet a sane, conservative man to do stuff with, and maybe even settle down. Best wishes!!

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LindaSarsourCunt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not just that, but they spend half the date on their phones.

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eclectic22 10 points ago +10 / -0

2041 "I hope she is human"

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SBOJ_JOBS 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope it is realistic.

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LesboPregnancyScare 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope she didnt take the mRNA experimental drug

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Realwomenfortrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

More like “he better be a trump supporter and hard core constitutionalist.”

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Steveo19 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmfao. Oh God that was great

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Mr.GoodWrench 5 points ago +5 / -0

The "Crocodile Dundee test" is the only way!!!!

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BigMikesSwingingCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s a Joey!

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

A gay friend recently told me he was getting it on with a new guy and found a faked penis.

“The tip of my pinky was bigger than that.”

Another guy hearing the story: “you still slept with him right?”

“Um no I only do men.”

That moment when you realize your gay friend is Super Gay.

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really feel bad for the young Lads in this generation. I used to incidentally get laid by goegeous girls just doing my laundry or buying a pack of cigarettes for a dollar at 7/11 at 2am.

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brotatofarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact that you were meeting them around last call tells me they weren't gorgeous and you were drunk.

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

And his wallet got lighter

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suck my lady penis bigot

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BigMikesSwingingCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t have what Webster would define as a “penis”, it actually falls under the “telephone pole” definition

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me in 1999: the hell with blind dating. Not doing it. Ever.

Me in 2021: the hell with blind dating. Not doing it. Ever.

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American_Memer-4 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I hope she's not a zombie skank"

If I could reply to this meme with a meme, I could have put more context in my comment.

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brotatofarmer 1 point ago +2 / -1

If she has a penis that's a win for me.

Broaden your horizons, plebs.

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BigMikesSwingingCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey Barry

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Patriotarchy 1 point ago +2 / -1

2031 - I Hope she's one of the few left that can have kids...