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From the mouths of babes. (media.patriots.win) 🌶️ 🌶️ SPICY 🌶️ 🌶️
posted ago by WeaponizedSmirk ago by WeaponizedSmirk +2416 / -2
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MarchEast 98 points ago +98 / -0

Out of the mouths of babes does the truth flow.

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NotAPuma 73 points ago +73 / -0

This 5 Year Old has more credibility than most Doctors and Senators!

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Saltyminer11 14 points ago +14 / -0

She is saying "look! The emperor is buck ass naked!!!"

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AmericanJawa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kids say the darndest things.

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Amanda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to listen to that on the radio with my mum when I was preschool, I think it was with Art Linkletter and this was in NZ.

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GodKingHarambe 81 points ago +81 / -0

I've often said, there's a certain degree of truthful freedom and blunt honesty that can only come from the mouths of the very young and the very old.

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SuddenlyClintoned 37 points ago +37 / -0

The left doesn't mind branding a 5 year old a bigot alongside everyone else. They just blame the parents.

The irony is when she's speaking to the parent, that's literally the ONLY time that doesn't stick.

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 20 points ago +20 / -0

Motherfucker should be upset (ashamed) his 5 year old even has to think about shit like this.

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ModernKnight 13 points ago +13 / -0

"We've put together the most extensive voter fraud system ever."

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 4 points ago +4 / -0

The young, the old, and the drunk.

In vino veritas.

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DanIsSwell 74 points ago +74 / -0

Kids have an affinity for the truth! When my son was 3, he told our friends brother (who had bad teeth) that his mouth looked like rotten vegetables. I apologized for his remark. But, a couple days later my friend said “Thank your son for telling my brother that, he finally made an appointment for the dentist. That is the only thing that ever convinced him to go”. Another time, one of our friends asked him “Hey Jacob, am I ugly?” He stared at her for a few seconds, like he was seriously considering. Then he said “No, you’re not ugly, you’re just fat” Lol, kids are the best.

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sixfingerdildo 21 points ago +21 / -0

that's also what parents and school bullies were for.

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Purplenurplebrigade 17 points ago +17 / -0

My wife is all about bringing back bullies. Bullies are a normal checks and balance to keep people within acceptable social boundaries. Without them we get a lot of very unhappy young adults when they are off in the real world.

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Lad_status_wewd 19 points ago +19 / -0

Bullies are "good" but you also need good parents to explain how to deal with them. Just straight bullies with solution is torment. Bring back Moms and Dads as well.

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Joeythebomb 6 points ago +6 / -0

now they’ve got a “zero tolerance” meta where even if you stand up for yourself, you’re equally as guilty

i just remembered that story about a high school student who was bullying a kid who wasn’t fully blind but could only see shadows or something and the starting quarterback on the football team saw this and knocked that guy the fuck out.

was later suspended from school and kicked off the football team

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StanceDancing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, punish standing up for yourself, while being weak and taking it (or sitting idly by) is praised.

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CrankHandler1991 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bullies were a clutch childhood learning lesson.

"I'll have your ass if I hear you started a fight. And ill have your ass if I hear you didn't finish it" - my dad

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MrAnderson1776 15 points ago +15 / -0

When I was a kid our parents kicked us out of the house until the street lights came on and the weakest amongst us became an episode on Unsolved Mysteries the way nature intended.

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covok48 3 points ago +3 / -0

That can turn bad real quick.

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Stanwyk74 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberals and commies are bullies.

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bullying the weak into suicide is good for society - change my mind

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nankingRoastie 7 points ago +8 / -1

And then all the adults stood and cheered. Bouts of slow clapping exploded from the audience. Statues of the virgin mary cried blood, and the president knelt in honor.

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ColonelKlink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your comment made me laugh. My kids can be so much more blunt than I can.

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FormerLibtard94 41 points ago +41 / -0

This is what happens before they are indoctrinated - they have uncorrupted INSTINCT.

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apchrkey 23 points ago +23 / -0

I feel so sorry for that poor kid. At least shes rejecting the propaganda tranny nonsense.

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CAREPUBLICAN2 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yessss!

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BlitheringIdiot 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sounds mentally stable. The kid, that is. As for the aDuLt, well.....

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mentally stable...so far!

😩

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n4freedom 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pray for that kid

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TheMadManDidItAgain 16 points ago +16 / -0

I hope this child is removed from care of her father. He is showing signs of being a danger to her for not accepting him as her mother. He can lash out at her, especially if he is undergoing hormone therapy.

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would agree with you, however it is likely this is a /pol/ (or the like) prankster setting up a perfect troll - undeniable truth spoken by a young child whose mind is as pure as the wind driven snow. I sincerely doubt this was a real transgender posting here.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear you, fren. Good point. I bet you're right. I hope you're right.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 12 points ago +12 / -0

There is hope for the next generation.

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AOCjoose177thix 10 points ago +10 / -0

Funny how these faggot lefties keep taxing everyone around them with their mental illness and fucked up brains.. yes I will be sure to make fun of 2 dykes tryna raise kids like it's normal

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Moebius 6 points ago +6 / -0

'Kids say the darndest things'. -- Art Linkletter

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sorrytodisagree 6 points ago +6 / -0

She and her classmates and friends will probably be subjected to a re-education program now to stamp out this bigoted crimethink!

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MO-Carpenter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reality is transphobic.

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dagoat4l 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh hell they will mom arrested and the kid in a re-education camp tomorrow. How dare she

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HeartofStone 4 points ago +4 / -0

My husbands biological female cousin has decided she is transmasculine. She now goes by the name John. She is actually quite feminine. And is now pregnant and wants to be called dad. They will raise the baby gender less. What a fucking awful thing to do to a human being. These people are going to raise a generation of mentally fucked people.

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mintyfresh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, when did we stop mocking these obviously false "My 5 yo just explained the General Theory of Relativity to me" posts? I musta missed the memo.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

same day some actor on our side gets praised to the heavens

or "omg based black guy" or "omg we have the best gays"

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BloodDe 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t think the Libtards ever heard the story of the Emperors New Clothes

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DarkDrai 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the one where he turns into a llama and travels among his people to learn the error of his ways, right?

No, they don't understand why it took a kid to call out literally everyone for being as vain as the emperor.

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Libtards live in that story on every issue

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FemaleBodyInspectur 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine being dumber than your toddler

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

And then everybody normal clapped.

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wolfnuoth 2 points ago +2 / -0

nice

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trump4e 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine your 5 year old being smarter and more mentally stable than you are.

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Gadsden 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor kid. Going to have a rough, rough life. Hope she keeps her based sensibilities.

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mnguy12000 2 points ago +2 / -0

The alpha child is in the house!

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Aries_cz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I need context. Is she a child adopted by two lesbians, or did "the dad" transition?

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scabies2 1 point ago +1 / -0

5 years old. Literally just got into kindergarten and already knows she's being raised by freaks.

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MrAnderson1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Fuck", thought Jo to herself, "what if all this patriararchy IS really innate ? ...."

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neurojerk 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why don't you put her in charge?"

--Cpl. Hudson

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IntrepidEye 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I will never be a real girl." Should I take this to mean that the "little girl" is actually a little Boy? Anyone have some insight into this?

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covok48 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally real story. For real.

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KGB82 1 point ago +1 / -0

My guess is these are male/female parents where the male says he is female. What a world.

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mastayoda420 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is just an r/Thathappened Virtue signal.

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BidensWetNurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's gonna be a 40something percent chance that this based kid's losing her Dad. Maybe for the best in the long run.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am sure this pos "parent" will take it out on the kid mentally and or physically.

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SneedsFeedNSeed 1 point ago +1 / -0

42% INCOMING!

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Ibimp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suppose if a 3 or 4 year old can determine their own gender, a 5 year old can determine it for his or her parents.

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Beerzerker 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahhahah

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G_regulator 0 points ago +1 / -1

And when he dies, they'll bury him under the name his parents gave him.