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Tx50bmg 55 points ago +55 / -0

All I can say is that I hope the pepperoni sausage is sent to stores pre-sliced. 🤮

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Deadpool 26 points ago +26 / -0

Looks like Miss Linsey is serving Pete Buttigieg. I bet Pete ordered the Hot Carl.

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Avenatti2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

And I bet Lindsay strongly advised Buttplug try the 12” Steamy Frank with a spicy pickle on the side

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RichyCunningHAAM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heard he goblin footlongs in a single bite.

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Avenatti2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goblin footlong sounds like a sandwich named after Fauxi.

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Pede_Lopez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of Barney Frank....

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Avenatti2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, the soggy salami special

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Forty_Five 33 points ago +34 / -1

Hold the AIDS please

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potbelliedgoblino 26 points ago +27 / -1

I have 1000x the respect for someone grinding at a fast food joint for $ than these fucking faggots in Congress. Elitist CIA Cucker would make this kind of comment.

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KekistanPM 20 points ago +20 / -0

I'm in Michigan right now, and almost every single restaurant in my city is short staffed. McDonalds and mom and pop restaurants like. Want to order dinner? Be prepared to wait at least ninety minutes.

Nobody wants to work; and why should they if they're paid to stay home? And if they do work, they'll probably be lucky to go a day without being chewed out by a customer.

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HKFan 18 points ago +18 / -0

at least some people get it, it was a shadow unconstitutional way to do it and also the one which would have the absolute worst impact on the economy overall and inflation

Trump, was spearheading a true economic boom based on real work and real money.

Biden will be ushering in the next great collapse, and it'll be intentional

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FuckingWiseCracker 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've been thinking this for a long, long time. The more I reflect on it, the more correct this seems to be. "UBI ushered in unconstitutionally" What a great way to say it out loud to dispense Redpills. Thanks!

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey man, working fast food is honest work. I hate when people look down their noses at food service work.

A wise person works in food service when they’re young. It’s amazing life experience, especially waiting tables. I think everyone should be required to work in food service for at least 2 years. Either that or the military.

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America_No_1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought this was more of a play on Pedo Jared than a wagie?

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Deadpool 24 points ago +24 / -0

He loves hearing about the deal for a “foot long”. 👌

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alfredbester 18 points ago +18 / -0

What do you suppose he's daydreaming about?

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TommyLasordasBallBag 24 points ago +24 / -0

Dicks, probably.

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hillaryforprison 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is he gay for real?

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1776er 16 points ago +16 / -0

My unnamed sources familiar with his thinking have confirmed that he is

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Deadpool 13 points ago +13 / -0

His nickname around DC was Miss Linsey

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think he's really a girl. He has very feminine features and RBG called him "a woman in the Senate."

Remember how we all made fun of her saying that? We laughed and called her senile. But looking back on it, I think she was sending a thinly veiled threat to Lindsey that she might "out" him.

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +12 / -0

Staging a fake drowning so the lifeguard will kiss him

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you suppose he's daydreaming about?

The next time he, Mitch, Collins, Murkowski and his other Rino buddies are in an airport and find themselves running from MAGA patriots.

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BigIronBigIron 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Make me a sub"

"OK, put this shoe in your mouth"

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okboomer59 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Hey Lindsey, break time's over. Quit trying to catch flies with your mouth and get your ass back to working the glory hole!"

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We_Ahdababy_Eatsaboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody Licks It Like Lindsey

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤮

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Jabblemonkey1 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Lindsey! The manager said stop drinking milkshakes at work! At least wipe it off your chin!"

"That's not milk".

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Brokenmatrix2021 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dude, you have special sauce on your shirt....

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okboomer59 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s a reference to Tucker’s comment that if the GOP isn’t going to do anything they should quit and get jobs at Quiznos

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XCorneliusX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lindsey on a Grindr app with an onlyfans listed would be gross but lit.

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Brokenmatrix2021 7 points ago +7 / -0

TODAYS SPECIAL foot long between two white bread buns. Lots of manonnaise.

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BilbroNaggins 7 points ago +7 / -0

I always liked Quiznos more than subway, Roast me pedes!!!

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RespectfulKoiFeeder 2 points ago +2 / -0

My sister threw up at a Quiznos

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BilbroNaggins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shouldn't had gone to the one where Lindsey Graham was. XD.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 7 points ago +7 / -0

They really need to stop hiring pedophile spokesmen.

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A_Russian_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't even fire an AR-15 these days without hitting two pedos and a wife beater.

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Tryan 5 points ago +5 / -0

That dumb turd can't operate a POS.

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gaijin_ronin 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess Kumlota has the market cornered on sucking dick in dc.

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jerryriggs1 3 points ago +3 / -0

FIRE HIM.

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Joujigun 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s not tuna in the sandwich

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can picture Graham-nesty and Jared being grrrrreeeattt butt buddies.

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LoudBoys 3 points ago +4 / -1

Looks like Lady G is getting ready to ask him if he wants a tossed salad with the footlong he ordered.

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TheSaltyVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck that. End of a noose.

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proforma 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he is making $15/hour.

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LoudBoys 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hahaha... pretty sure he prefers something that looks more like pumpernickel.

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noneone 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny really! Opposition to mandatory vaccines is the easiest, least controversial position for a republican, unless they are owned by big pharma contributions. MAGA party now!

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is your last term Lindsey. Last Fucking Term.

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Skinagrizz 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did he do or not do? I missed it I guess.

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fakewhiterage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Basically gave the go ahead on a infrastructure bill with 11 other rhinos

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RobinNet 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Do yoo woat spayshul sowce own thayat?"

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gimme a liter of cola.

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes, I try to do things

And it just doesn't work out the way I want it to

And I get real frustrated

And like, I try hard to do it

And I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out

the way I want it to

It's like I concentrate on it real hard

But it just doesn't work out

And everything I do and everything I try

It never turns out

It's like, I need time to figure these things out

But there's always someone there going

"Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've

been having a lot of problems lately, you know?

You should maybe get away

And like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better"

And I go, "No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it out Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know? I'm just working on myself"

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RobinNet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahhhh- Repo Man soundtrack. Hombre Segreto.....

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Hunterpackintho 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck those faggots. They’re not worthy of cleaning the toilets at Quiznos, let alone take my order. They shouldn’t be trusted with anything

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trex554 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has a fondness to foot longs.

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Pepbrandt 1 point ago +1 / -0

What did he do recently?

I heard he’s actually been instrumental, working behind the scenes with Trump on the State audits.

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fakewhiterage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wtf is wrong with his eyes?

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crash7863 1 point ago +1 / -0

His new job isn't smoking poles?

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missing spong’d eyes.

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HighVoltage 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had to do a double take on this photo because I could have sworn Little Marco was under the counter giving him a Hum Vee.

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whatrinosare 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is so useless he would take 2 hours just to order my food

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EpstinDidntKilHimslf 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is wrong. Lindsay isn’t making the footlongs, he’s taking them.

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks lobotomized.

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lostremote- 1 point ago +1 / -0

That requires a brain

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LucRaRnia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whackadoodle

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JZSquared 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't even trust him to make me a sandwich.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's going to get to bottom of why the soda machine has been broken for four years.

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BillyBoBaggins 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's a while documentary in why the ice cream machines are always down on YouTube. It's only one company that is allowed to provide the machines to the franchise and allowed to service them

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FORMERCHILDSTAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

The horror!

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HillarysBeefFlaps 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a South Carolinian…I’m sorry

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHERE IS THIS BITCH WORKING BECAUSE THAT IS THE LAST PLACE I EVER SHOP.

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