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TEXinLA 126 points ago +126 / -0

Death by Mee-Maw. You get a minor boo-boo, she'll slather you with so much butter you will be unable to breathe.

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603win 89 points ago +89 / -0

“She… she… she tried to… give me butterscotch candies… uncontrollable weeping

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TEXinLA 34 points ago +34 / -0

😂😂😂

Yup. And those weird puffy white and red peppermint balls....

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TheDTOMDon 23 points ago +23 / -0

And endless handfuls of strawberry candies. I’m pretty sure she’s a witch.

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havax 28 points ago +28 / -0

and the werthers, my God the werthers!!

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TheBritisher 2 points ago +4 / -2

'mUh 1/6' is a strategy to hide the collosal incompetence of the biden administration come 2022. Always change the topic to Bidens massive failures.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Absolutely. My grandma (my cousins did call her Mee-Max) kept a fly swatter tied to her apron for when we needed an ass whoppin'.

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

My mother did the same. It was years until I realized fly swatters were for swatting flies, not butts.

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PANTSOFFIRE 11 points ago +11 / -0

You guys are getting fly swatters?

I got the wooden spoons. One day she ran out, cue the metal soup ladle. Haha, I began to behave after that.

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Highspergamy 3 points ago +3 / -0

For real. My parents used to break wooden spoons on our asses around the 20th swat, then put us limbo for hours possibly until a new implement was acquired and the session reconvene to apply the last 20 whacks.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

The flyswatters at my grandparents' house were used for both. Even worse.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. Rule of thumb for the switch. My Dad could raise us off the ground.

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Beerzerker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pick your switch, if you guys remember that

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Azkyler 2 points ago +2 / -0

We got the “pancake turner” And the belt this was in the 60s, wernt no plastic. We were hellions

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yeldarb1983 3 points ago +3 / -0

starmints

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. Even my cousin with no taste spit them out.

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Admittedly, I like them, but I also like altoids, lmao.

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stillbringingitback 24 points ago +24 / -0

“Then she shouted, ‘this is MAGA country!!!”

*Baaaahooooohohohoho

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schiff_for_brains [S] 14 points ago +15 / -1

She stood there forever digging in the bottom of her Grandma purse full of loose change, coupons, and pens. And when she finally found her last one, it was so sticky the wrapper wouldn’t come off.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was peppermints! Dangerous peppermints.

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmaoooooo

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ChelseaHubbell 43 points ago +43 / -0

The normies are eating up this propaganda or everyone is too scared to call it out. MSM needs to die.

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TarHeelMAGA 19 points ago +19 / -0

I want every last one of them to hang.....on a short rope.

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TheDTOMDon 8 points ago +8 / -0

A short drop and a quick stop. I like your style.

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TEXinLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly. These cry bullies need pink slips. And all fake media needs a stake to the heart.

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TheWinningNeverStops 4 points ago +4 / -0

MSM needs to die

Literally as well both anchors and top propagandists.

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DJT_JR6544 3 points ago +3 / -0

MAGA Meemaw: "Sweetie, I made you some peanut butter cookies." Faggot Cop Garnell: "I could have choked!"

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Mee-Maw about Faggot Cop Garnell: "Well, bless his heart."

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JoeBidensDementia1 73 points ago +74 / -1

These Capitol Police officers have been pampered their entire careers. Then, when thousands show up and demand action, they all piss their pants.

It's the same as actual combat though. 100%

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AngeredKabar 53 points ago +53 / -0

The Capitol Police failed to prevent a security breach.

Uniformed Officers invited people in without performing an Administrative Search of persons or property.

I'm almost certain this is a violation of SOP and is also the literal definition of entrapment.

Will anyone ask these questions?

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ChelseaHubbell 31 points ago +31 / -0

Allowed a breach

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ApesInControl 44 points ago +44 / -0

Encouraged, I literally saw them moving barriers and waving people in. The whole situation is suspicious.

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slowmotrin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same thing happened in Charlottesville.

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Xuvial 1 point ago +4 / -3

There are also videos showing people pushing down barriers and entering through broken windows, but that footage was later confirmed to be 100% fake CGI.

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Highspergamy 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're kidding, right?

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anotherthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

He'd have to be. I've seen videos of people breaking windows, cops coming to guard the windows, then being ordered away from the broken windows.

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bigbossman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allowed???

They let the red-hat for group inside, and the tour group stayed between the ropes.

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JabbersInc 7 points ago +7 / -0

Setup, without a doubt. Insurrection, terrorists, white supremacists, racists; brainwashed cannot see through this. Cognitively, they are slaves already.

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yeldarb1983 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where were the capital police in 2016 I wonder? Where were they when antifa set a church on fire? when they attacked the Secret Service.

"Oh boo boo, I was scared for my life of a bunch of people who brought kids with them, clearly not intending violence."

Blow. Me.

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Wfdeacon88 54 points ago +54 / -0

The entire Jan 6 storyline is typical Jussie Smollett tactic, at large scale. That's how they operate. Everything is fake.

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ComebackKing 27 points ago +27 / -0

Fun fact. The FBI fag who ran the Detroit field office, the one that ran the Whitmer fake Kidnapping plot was "promoted" to the D.C. office shortly after the FBI busted themselves trying to kidnap Whitmer. Revolver News has the whole thing laid out.

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ChickenInspector 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yep that's how it works in the agency. The better the heists you pull off, the higher the advancement. Looking at the Whitey Bulger incident as well as Robert Hanssen, I really am starting to think all organized crime existed because the FBI wanted it to exist.

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bigbossman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't he also the one charged for beating the shit out of his wife, after going to a swinger party?

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_-Th0r-_ 11 points ago +12 / -1

As fake as his claim that Trump supporters called him a n*gger.

That would be the one bit of video that would have been released and it would be treated as infinitely worse than anything else.

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slowmotrin 8 points ago +8 / -0

They used to try to put plants in Trump rallies to yell out racial slurs, people caught on to it pretty quickly though.

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Whitespace 1 point ago +2 / -1

Honestly, it's not me, why would I care? Would I break down emotionally if someone called me a cracker, or whatever, white fragile. I really don't care. That's not the issue.

What is this guy crying about? 9/11? The dozens of people directly killed, and probably into the hundreds indirectly the victims of BLM violence - including many other murders.

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_-Th0r-_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I care about make believe racial hate crimes for their intent to vilify MAGA patriots.

I was t in DC on Jan 6, but they’re hoping to paint us all this way.

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Ishaye 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its all optics and narrative

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realPhantomFuck 37 points ago +38 / -1

If we wanted you dead, you'd know

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RyanUpCreek 25 points ago +25 / -0

No firearms found among all 9000 iNsSuRrEcTiOnIsTs. If that is an insurrection then I'm gonna go ahead and desert right now. Mission aborted

That is what Pelosi wanted after Ashley was shot. It never happened

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TeeBP 4 points ago +4 / -0

If a bunch of unarmed people were enough to drive him to tears then imagine him in an actual insurrection. He'd be in the fetal position the entire time.

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anotherthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remember that these crying bitches were the same Capitol Police that funneled Trump supporters, including families with children and elderly folks, in to BLM/Antifa mobs after the rally on December 12th, 2020. I didn't see any of them crying about children watching their parents getting beat up while being pepper sprayed. I'm betting not one tear was shed when they did that. I didn't see that Kinzinger faggot pull his hankey out over that either.

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

PhantomrealFuck, That's what they're scared about.

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Apersonofinterest 25 points ago +25 / -0

He probably thought he was going to get raped like AOC.

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remember1776 23 points ago +23 / -0

Did these effeminate cops cry tears of sadness when the Demokrauts stormed the Capitol during the womyn’s march?

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Gosh_darn_hotdog 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or the Kavanaugh hearing?

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Whitespace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or when they stepped on the heads of capital rioters while they were already processed and in custody. Brutalizing them, to this day. That demands vindication for the families and for them.

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P_Henrys_Brother 22 points ago +22 / -0

The Capitol Police have been protecting the sexual predators in congress since their beginning. Probably explains their tears because they are complicit in the crimes of congress and are about to be caught.

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

The letter agencies have 24 letters in the alphabet to mess with you. It's RICO.

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SpiceMustFlow 1 point ago +3 / -2

Can I just say that with all the people asking for sources around here it’s incredible that no one ever calls this particular form of slander out.

Like cmon. The guys are shitheads. No reason to make such a stupid stretch here.

Jails are filled with criminals. We still need someone to watch the door.

Doesn’t mean those guys are good people. Doesn’t mean their bad. Like how many officers were there? 100? Of course they can find 5 communists to testify.

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P_Henrys_Brother 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think it's because most of the people asking for sources are on the same side as the Capitol Police who cried.

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SpiceMustFlow 3 points ago +3 / -0

True true.

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alisahepler 20 points ago +20 / -0

What a pussy.

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Amaroq64 17 points ago +18 / -1

Is that the one who said protesters called him the N-word (immediately revealing that they're antifa), who also turned out to be a Black Lives Matter supporter?

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Salt-N-Pepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

No this is an #AmigoToo

Another, but different, useful idiot POC

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schiff_for_brains [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. That one was a huge black guy.

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 12 points ago +12 / -0

The time has come for honest Americans to enter local politics...sheriff, city council, mayor, school board, precinct committee officer, etc.

It isn't that hard to enter politics. Look at AholeC. You don't need a college degree to be in politics!

Use your friends & family as your network to gain exposure. Contact your county clerk for info on how to apply to run.

Recently transplanted (infiltrated) commies tend to run unopposed. We can't let that happen anymore.

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schiff_for_brains [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

AOC has a degree. And a commie who bankrolled her.

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freedom_loving_angel 10 points ago +10 / -0

No man cries like this. This is an undeniable proof that women trapped in men's body really do exist.

Checkmate conservatives!

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AngeredKabar 9 points ago +9 / -0

He might die from an OD in a drug fueled gay orgy featuring Swawell and Schiff.

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magnokor 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare anyone say this.

So wrong.

Needs to be fixed, edited.

Andrew Gillum

Why is Andrew Gillum not invited?

Maybe Clinton-supporter Ed Buck was doing the invitations? Or maybe because he can't send out invitations right now?

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A bit more cheating, he/she would be in charge of Florida today.

Florida Democrat Andrew Gillum, 41, reveals he has cried 'every day' and dreams of getting over his 'shame' after being found inebriated in a Miami hotel room

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airborne3502 4 points ago +4 / -0

A hit dog will howl!

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Methuselahs_cat 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn! Everyone's in on it. The fake tears...and it all stems from abuse of power and corruption.

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SilverStarv5 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isn’t against our rules to post uncensored pictures of female genitalia? Cause that loser is certainly not a man!

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DeezSaltyNutz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why is this guy the only one being targeted here? They all need to be getting threats to shut them up. They were attacked by antifa commies. Not us.

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BurgerChef90 6 points ago +6 / -0

How long til we find out A) These "cops" are actors, or FBI/CIA plants, or B) They're actually cops, but weren't at the Capitol?

I give it a month

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah I bet a few guys got caught up in the moment. That happens to some people you realize. The officers totally misread it, but also read it at the same time. If it was an insurrection, they would never tell their tall tales.

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meme_war_vet 6 points ago +6 / -0

All of their planning for this sham, millions of dollars, countless hours to prep and take acting classes, months and months of time after Jan 6…

All to just get BTFO and dismantled by this here meme.

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Patriotedd 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh, just look at the honor, integrity, and discipline that these bawl babies show. And they're supposed to be our nation's finest. Woe to America.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a phony!

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minotaurbeach 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet she was knitting a noose.

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Deactivate_Twitter 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a pussy.

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SpaceCadet 5 points ago +5 / -0

And then nobody died… except a trump supporting patriot

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dagoat4l 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at her smiling. He knew it was over when they came face to face.

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alienjesus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Grandma was wearing a jihadi Bomb vest and the FBI can’t find her because she’s hiding in the woods of Montana with Matt Damon.

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MonkPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a little bitch.

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spyinneighbors4 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am at aloss for words,I was petrified she was gonna give a homemaid cookie

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Nunyo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Check this fuckers bank accounts. Audit.

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Blondie3596 4 points ago +4 / -0

And yet you lived to go on to be a simpering 😿

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess "gruesome horse-fucking accident" hasn't crossed his mind yet

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just like how The_Donald got banned from reddit, I will say it again:

Police are massive fucking pussies.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 3 points ago +3 / -0

These aren't police, they're mercenary thugs.

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barwhack 4 points ago +4 / -0

She gonna git 'im...

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Highzenberg10 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really hope we can come together to save the people that were at the capitol that day. They dont deserve punishment, especially after the shit bags from last summer not only got away with what they did (including murder) but were bailed out by our government... Now the patriots that marched on DC to stand up for all of us, for our freedoms, (as opposed to the selfish fucks that stole and robbed last summer ONLY for themselves... are being tortured and locked away. Getting the book thrown at them ONLY to make an example that they use against us all. We need to stand up for these good people and ensure they are free. If washington DARES to hurt or imprison these people further there WILL be consequences. Even if i have to go it alone...

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Ilove45 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're trying to make sure we never try this again. Which means we may have to try this again before it's over with.

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Azrael1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is all theater to justify their witch hunt against the people want to rule over. They're all Godless heretics with no moral compass.

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MustafaJones 4 points ago +4 / -0

People on the Hill and pretending to be victims, a match made in heaven. The only victim here was that poor unarmed woman who was shot in the throat by a trigger happy cop.

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projectako 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sounds like Ms Ocasio-Cortez's story, did they hang out together?

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was on a handout...

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Clabber 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love that little lady.

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just couldn't take it, I don't really like fruit cake, but its Grandma....... I had to eat a piece -- it was right then and there......... I thought I was going to die....... alongside AOC while she was being raped,,,,,,,,bwa my pussy never hurt so much

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Rydanovich 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pissy coward.

He should have been cheerful and excited. If half of what he said was true, he would have had the glory of dying in combat.

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RyanUpCreek 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is crying because Trump cut him off from living his pedo and human trafficking life to the fullest for last 4 years. Same as the rest of the color revolutionaries.

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SenorTrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like I said, mall cops have more rigorous standards to meet than these losers.

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trumper1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

call in the national guard to stop grandma!

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lurkwellmyfriends 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yet here you are, a living breathing propaganda puppet. Imagine that.

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juttup42 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spot on and infuriating. What I wonder about most these days is if these people are aware of what they're doing, or are they so confused while also living in a bubble they have no idea of what is actually going on?

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

They never leave DC.

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DennJW 2 points ago +2 / -0

The bottom picture is from Oklahoma, btw.