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Who wore it better? (media.patriots.win) 🧀     CRACKHEAD     🧀
posted ago by I-am-Orlando ago by I-am-Orlando +3396 / -2
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deleted 126 points ago +126 / -0
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DamitBobby 80 points ago +80 / -0

We have the greatest autism don't we folks.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 23 points ago +23 / -0

Autism 3:16

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Jackhererer 13 points ago +13 / -0

In Autism we trust.

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War_Hamster 17 points ago +18 / -1

God bless our Meme Warriors.

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Worldtraveler0405 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thought this might interest you ... in an unrelated topic of course. How the Netherlands Helped America Gain Independence (And How it Cost Them)

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cool video.

One thing I've never had explained to me is why the Dutch went from being a global power to the nice Netherlands we know it as today,

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BigPanda71 8 points ago +9 / -1

Autism 3:16 says I just memed your ass!

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Everquest4Life 6 points ago +6 / -0

SHADILAY!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 37 points ago +37 / -0

Why are we doing Hunter naked pictures again is my question. This site eye raped me when the laptop shit hit. I've tried puppies, sloths, some sweet southern girls only fans, the women's underwear section of a Sears ad from 1992. I've tried everything. I can't unsee it. Feels bad man. I can't even eat skittles or M&Ms anymore.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's sarcasm my dude. We're here to get real news and laugh, I'm here to help make people laugh. I've never sent a penny to a E-Whore in my life. Never will.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm married with kids, and would never do anything to jeopardize my family and marriage. I am actually pretty good on ammo too! But, I could always have more.

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Everquest4Life 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lock and Load, but blow your load in your wife and make some more based Pedes, America is counting on you!

Please excuse the crudity of this joke Tommy Lasorda's Ball Bag.

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BasedInvestor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol

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Leatherwood 3 points ago +4 / -1

At least is isn't the photo of him in the red scarf. Dementia Joe must be so proud of his famous son all over the internet barely clothed.

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3percenterFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah that laptop shit was some heavy stuff, some of the depravities on there are beyond the normal measures of good and evil. I couldn’t watch all of it. However, I am most distraught though by the fact that the media suppressed the story and allowed Hunter to walk away unscathed. This was a monstrous crime.

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TearofLys 5 points ago +5 / -0

"who even notices shit like this!? "

Weaponized autism.

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know, right?

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2020_Vision 41 points ago +41 / -0

why the fuck does he have so many nude photos of himself

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Genericwhitemale 30 points ago +30 / -0

You're a millionaire and your main job is smoking crack and fucking hookers, would you be wearing clothes?

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kissmyasthma100 1 point ago +7 / -6

I'd be trying to fuck young kids just to spice things up in my terribly spoiled easy mode life.

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kys

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IllKissYourBoobies 13 points ago +14 / -1

Maybe he was always nude at home. And this is just one day on the laptop.

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TearofLys 12 points ago +12 / -0

When you are high or drunk as fuck, you don't want to do anything that takes effort, like putting on clothes. Along the same lines, why go through the effort of finding and wooing some woman when you can just fuck your niece without leaving the house.

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WillNotBeRuled 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like father like son

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StoryTimeHour 12 points ago +12 / -0

who took the picture is a better question

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OhLollyLollyPop 8 points ago +8 / -0

Too high to get dressed.

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Leatherwood 2 points ago +3 / -1

Narcissist

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RyanUpCreek 34 points ago +34 / -0

Degenerate family cannot be a first family because nobody voted for this shit

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sgt_richard 33 points ago +33 / -0

For as much shit as they gave Melania, I'm happy this bitch is getting racked over the coals here.

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plaaaa 15 points ago +15 / -0

Love seeing her smug face next to this acting like she isn't trashiest.

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P_Henrys_Brother 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is what my mom used to call 'plain white trash'. She would look more at home in a doublewide.

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sgt_richard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! Lol

Melania has class.

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rightwing_duck 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s wrong with white trash?

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ExRepublican 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember when Trump first got elected, Leftists were flooding social media with Melania's cheesecake modeling photos along with nasty commentary about her. In response, Conservatives posted a bunch of trashy BDSM type photos of Obama's mom taken back in the '50s or '60s. Oddly enough, the viral posts of Melania's modeling photos immediately ceased. 🤷‍♂️

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Apersonofinterest 22 points ago +22 / -0

I just sprayed ice tea everywhere. Holy Shit that's funny.

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Carry_Your_Name 6 points ago +6 / -0

Memesmiths are the comedians who crack us up in this clown world! Jimmy Kimmel and Steven Colbert can go to hell!

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Everquest4Life 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who would have thought that Woke Faggotry isn't funny.

Just feels like cringey brainwashing pandering.

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Suckitreddit 14 points ago +14 / -0

My crack is on crack … in the crack of the couch.

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Apersonofinterest 13 points ago +13 / -0

You have no idea how hard it is to find lost crack in the cushions of that couch.

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okboomer59 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or in the crack

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TEXinLA 11 points ago +11 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂

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Carry_Your_Name 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is not the first "who wore it better" competition. Last time her dress looked like three pieces of shower curtain patched together. Even Matt Walsh from Dailywire called her out on that for her insanely poor taste.

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's actually age appropriate for her. She isn't young, after all.

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn’t that the one she looked like prostitute getting ready to party at the club?

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man, sorry I missed that one...

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ghost_of_aswartz 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wonder how much parm cheese is up in her folds?

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Thermopylae_MMXX 1 point ago +1 / -0

bro.. lmao my coffee is everywhere thanks

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet he's had it most of his life!

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aww, look, they put doggy tags on him in case he gets lost

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Everquest4Life 1 point ago +1 / -0

He got those for being dishonorably discharged from the military for smoking crack...wait, hold on...I see a pattern forming here somewhere...

And it's gone. Jill_Biden_is_stunning_and_brave.exe

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minotaurbeach 7 points ago +7 / -0

No Fair! They were both full of jizz.

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AlexLucian 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

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Uhtred92 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hunter's crack couch wore it better

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOLCATS!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha WTF

This is the Tolerant Left's excuse for a "first family."

World leaders must be fighting back laughter when dealing with them (having seen this stuff either via normal "intelligence"-gathering, or just because that blundering crackhead leaves so much evidence you can't ignore it.)

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Questionable 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus fucking Christ.

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Neteiru 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tired of the hypocrisy on the left. If that was DJT Jr. MSM would be on it nonstop. But nope... silence.

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you_HO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seems when Hunter was done staining his couch with crack drool, he upcycled it to Jill so she could make a tramp-fashion-statement dress.

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where’s Hunter

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needleandrope 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is one nice crack couch.

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AnaMerican_1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK puke KEK puke KEK PUKE PUKE

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not_a_glowie_just_fo 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is fucking funny

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johnqpublic864 3 points ago +3 / -0

LMAO!!!

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Sylvester1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty sure he was banging Jill too.

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are the odds she molested Hunter?

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GeauxTrump20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh you beat me to the comment. I was just gonna say I bet she raped her son when he was younger.🤮🤮🤮

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Pedo - You can't rape the willing!

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Wreckspert!

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Magatonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dick is so much larger and patriotic than this faggots! Take it to the bank!

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UltraFrogMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The couch

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ENVYNITAZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh my sides Vlad!

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nautilus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am certain these two hooked up at some point, and I am certain the proof will come out.

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

At least Hunter wears the jock strap below the waist.

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MBMadigan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Brilliant

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XCorneliusX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Something about an interview couch. She has memorialized it.

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wst4 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!

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Bidens_a_wanker1 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's some funny shit.

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pedepie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which would be worse to sniff?

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kazimiera 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they used the couch cover to make the dress. After he left it full of random bodily fluids

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CSIS_CIA_pure-evil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't think to look at the dress vs upholstery. Maybe I need a covfefe.

I thought it was that Hunter is holding a dick, and Jill is holding a big black cock.

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ravioli_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the cringe.

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Magabirdlady2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never shake his hand.

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Erikabodereka 1 point ago +1 / -0

First rate. An instant classic. Nice work.

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AlexLucian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who’s scrotum is that on the left?

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noneone 1 point ago +1 / -0

You misunderstand Scarlet O'Hara made that dress to save America after Jan 6.

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gold!

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dr_gonzo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd have to say Hunter's Crack Couch.

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hah!

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Beerzerker 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is just unreal. I mean....the odds ffs.

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