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duckduck 30 points ago +30 / -0

It needed to say "mostly peaceful" but is otherwise accurate.

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CrimsonClown 12 points ago +12 / -0

I mean, I would play it.

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HockeyMom4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oddly a fun game for how basic it was.

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RiverFenix 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do you buy him:

a) Condoms (50$ each)

b) antibiotics (250$ each)

c) a shiv (5$ each)

PRESS SPACEBAR TO EXIT

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +1 / -0

a) Condoms (50$ each, 40% chance of death)
b) antibiotics (250$ each, 40% chance of death)
c) a shiv (5$ each, 44% chance of death)
d) Nothing (41% chance of death)

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MySidesGoUp 10 points ago +10 / -0

They updated to include ‘Dindu fever’ and child-trafficking inventory management

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TeeDubya 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know who the Babylon Bee writers are, but they've been on fire lately!

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XcaliburCaliber 8 points ago +8 / -0

A friend recently shared an Instagram page with me. Enjoy!

#portlandlookslikeshit

https://instagram.com/portlandlookslikeshit?utm_medium=copy_link

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MasksAreChildAbuse 7 points ago +7 / -0

I lived in Portland specifically as recently as late 2018, and in other areas of Oregon until late 2020. And some of those areas I thought were bad then...but are 100x worse now, holy shit.

Some of those areas I used to go by daily, and I used to considering it lol a toilet dump. But this is way worse...I don’t even know how to categorize it.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Neglected"

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Redditcanblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just spent 30 minutes going through that Instagram page. Fucking hell.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. I need to do this for Minneapolis.

Unbelievable how our cities look so terrible.

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Tr0mp 6 points ago +6 / -0

everyone in san francisco has died of dysentery

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

But the death certificates say COVID.

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Crono 4 points ago +4 / -0

Finally something will surpass dysentery as the most common way to die.

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SaltySentient 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, shades of Apple IIe batman!

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Morgio_Zoroder 3 points ago +3 / -0

I need this on a t-shirt

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CoyoteTan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hilarious. Someone should make the game.

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aangler100 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will not be surprised.

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LizardGizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your Buffalo didn’t survive waterfront

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anon09 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can never make it past riot ribs!

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Equality72521 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwhahaha! I needed this laugh. God bless the Babylon Bee.

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GoldwaterVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have often thought of doing this:

Calling Portland, OR, CofC and asking if their hotels can accommodate my group's reunion of 1500 members, and after a 30 minute Q and A, I ask to confirm I am talking to Portland, ME, CofC, and when they say, "No, this is Portland, Oregon". exclaim "WTF would ANYONE EVER want to go to your shithole city ??"

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Papabravo12 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would be nice, but it’s over

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AmericaAllDay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Them and JP Sears https://youtu.be/Ncd7YUr3nsQ

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Sunnybats2 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is a funny new TV show MIRACLE WORKERS: OREGON TRAIL with Buscemi and Elijah Wood

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ravioli_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a bad idea. There was a zombie version of it.

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AOCDickPics 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I'd buy that shirt.