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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

I go maskless in DC.

Some sissy soyboy cop tries to arrest me, while crying inconsolably and whining that this is how he's gonna die.

I whack him on the head with a marshmallow, and he drops like a brick.

And I continue my day.