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BULL. SHIT. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by YugYensid ago by YugYensid +1385 / -0
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Smokerstar 103 points ago +103 / -0

Freedom variant muthafukaz.

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GenadderallPatton 27 points ago +27 / -0

Bahhhhhhhhhhhh beat me to it you glorious bastard! KEK!

Floridians like myself choose Freedom over Faucism.

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TGNX 8 points ago +8 / -0

Same! Good on you, pede.

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VictoriusGregorius 13 points ago +13 / -0

How do I catch the Freedom variant? I want to catch it and spread it all around.

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frogface 9 points ago +9 / -0

The first symptom is growing DeSantis sized balls.

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Spanishkay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ayooooo! 🙌🏽

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RandoMando2A 2 points ago +3 / -1

Enhanced bikini variant incoming. Winning!

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OhioRock3 56 points ago +56 / -0

This must be the Ligma variant

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Rtsands45 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ah yes the Ligma Bawls variant.

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x79q3pb 10 points ago +10 / -0

Parodies variant

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becky21k1 5 points ago +6 / -1

As long as it's not the mudshark variant

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PotatoJoe 45 points ago +46 / -1

Is it the really nice butt variant?

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Leatherwood 11 points ago +12 / -1

They used that photo so you would notice their BS article.

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PotatoJoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

It worked. I noticed that nice butt for sure!

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CharlesDemar72 5 points ago +5 / -0

Was there an article….I only see a picture.

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Leatherwood 2 points ago +3 / -1

Pretty sure that I saw this article earlier today.

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chelmer8 10 points ago +13 / -3

It's an epic turd cutter

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Tip-O-Matic 9 points ago +9 / -0

The T&A variant!

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RichardNoggin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sandy buns

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, most definitely!

"Excuse me, Miss! Here, let me just brush that off for you!"

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

Feels more like a deviant than a variant tbh

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IamDevo 30 points ago +30 / -0

All they do is lie.

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TrudopesEyebrow 10 points ago +10 / -0

…for the Democrats.

Hey Yahoo, who fucking cares how many “cases” FL has.
How about how many DEATHS Cuomo caused??? Fucking crickets

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D__1 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Cuomo variant is one of the deadlier variants.

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stripperlover 27 points ago +27 / -0

was just down there, it was awesome, no masks and the people that are wearing masks are laughed at

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unclebobinator 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah where I live (north Florida hour from Eglin AF base) no one wears masks. Except some employees at banks and pharmacies and such. But if you go into Walgreens late at night you'll always see them hurry up and put their mask on when a customer finally walks in

Even places with mask requirements don't give a fuck. I went into the hospital and doctors office recently without a mask and walked past a security guard and he didn't give a fuck, even though signs were everywhere.

For the most part it's life as normal here, except for the insane price of gas and sometimes seeing weirdos wearing masks.

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds great! Wonder how the Walgreens in San Francisco are doing?

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WhoWasThatMaskedMan 24 points ago +25 / -1

She's gonna get the Sugma variant.

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dfponysoldier 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s fucking funny

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Kekman85 15 points ago +15 / -0

tRuSt tHe ScIeNce PeOpLeS and DeErKiNs

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BadManOrange 12 points ago +12 / -0

Came in here to make emerging jokes, but I guess the variant jokes got that covered.

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Ifeargovtmorethan 4 points ago +4 / -0

All she saw was "came in here"

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Forty_Five 12 points ago +12 / -0

That blonde tho.

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HanginChad 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh that's good I'm not vaccinated then. Don't want to have to deal with the antibody dependent enhancement.

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NoMoreMao 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does it make hot chicks drop their bikinis?

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Badstate 9 points ago +9 / -0

The hot blonde in a bikini variant? I'll take it!

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

When the CDC admits that their own tests can't tell the difference between the Coof and the regular-ass flu, how exactly are they differentiating all these "new variants"?

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Leatherwood 7 points ago +8 / -1

And fake news are the only ones who know about it.

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Gwoz8881 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ligma variant?

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WhiskeyTangoActual 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bring me your greek alphabet bitches

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Norenia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Really? Do they have a test for it specifically?

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that_guy_pming_tits 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Beta Sierra Variant.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have no way to test for variants, and the only test they do have for “regular” covid is not very effective, so they are literally just saying words. They don’t care about pretending to base anything in reality anymore.

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Crappydatum 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's called the Freedom variant, and it terrifies the leftists!

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thong variant

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Controlgroup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bikini variant

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 3 points ago +3 / -0

How are they testing for this variant win the last tests were recalled because they couldn't tell coronavirus from influenza? Doesn't work on everyone, but it's a great one for medical people.

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny how these variants show up in places that are resisting the JABB VAXX 😏

Indian variant (they crushed it with ivermectin)

Now Florida variant because Governor DeSantis is resisting the Faucists

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TrumpIsMyyPresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peachy

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heard about it. The Greta variant.

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MehNahMehNah 2 points ago +2 / -0

IDGAF Variant.

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findthewarmspot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good! Maybe the tourists will stay out of my state!

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humped2424 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really hope they lock everything down in New York so ittl make my move to Florida that much easier

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LadiLi6erti 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meth gator varient

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BillPigg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are you reading Yahoo?

Yahoo News is the Jussie Smollett of news.

It is basically a clickbait website for ad revenue.

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dml2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

The most lethal variant to ever mutate would still be only like 67th on the list of crazy things you encounter on a daily basis in Florida. Somewhere between grandma riding her lawn mower to get milk from the grocery store and crazy iguana eating a cat.

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DoozerChuck 0 points ago +1 / -1

We have an iguana eating cat at my work😆

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UrTVisLying2U 2 points ago +2 / -0

These fucking people will not stop until we make them stop.

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Seatacjoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry this is in Fakebook, but they are going to do the whole shit show all over again. They really want to fuck up our kids at this point. https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=158717589277315&_rdr

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yahoo just had to soil it.

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Executor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Flordiaman varient. It make anyone immune to corporate and government BS and grants them the power to control gators and guns with sheer power of their engorged mind. Be wary of those who may have it, they will most likely give you guns, ammo, burgers, and maybe even a baby gator as they pass by. They are known indicators of one being around, such as them singing the United States National Anthem. Another sign is that they carry a hand written United States Constitution with them. Remember, be wary fellow citizens. This is for your safety.

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Patriot54321 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ligma variant

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becky21k1 0 points ago +1 / -1

LMAO no. Could they be any more fucking obvious, just no.