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TheRealJaredHolt 164 points ago +164 / -0

Obviously he is going in for a brain scan. This is a cover story. Fucking obviously.

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Tip-O-Matic 125 points ago +125 / -0

How do you scan something that isn't there?

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make_commies_good_ag 69 points ago +69 / -0

Maybe they're scanning his whole body to see if it fell somewhere and got stuck.

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Rtsands45 45 points ago +45 / -0

They will find trace braincells on his butt, as it has recently been wiped.

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Buck_Fiden 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wiped side to side.

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zooty 22 points ago +22 / -0

Like with a cloth?

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BloodDe 9 points ago +9 / -0

His brain cell shows up as COVID

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Iteachfuckingscience 7 points ago +7 / -0

WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE???

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

This never gets old

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crimsonfancy 11 points ago +11 / -0

“What? Like with a cloth or something?”

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yea, but it fell out of his ass and his handlers wiped it away 🤣🤣🤣 💩🧠

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Barack-Obama2 16 points ago +16 / -0

I haven’t felt a bowel movement in years.

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DeuteronomyTwentyone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ahahahha.... butthole too loose now Barack?

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MagaHippie88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shhh.... big Mike might hear... :) KEK <3 MAGA2021

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Tr0mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you a bot?

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Jimmyjetfuel 3 points ago +3 / -0

They need to check if it's in his rectum first.

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peltast 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rectum? Dern near killed him!

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Tr0mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let the Chinese Embassy check

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Tip-O-Matic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cranial Rectosis - an epidemic that just can't be wiped out.

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HanginChad 30 points ago +30 / -0

They'll also replace his blood with some 6 year old's they snatched at the border.

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ebuy123 11 points ago +11 / -0

yikes but true

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posedgeclk 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's OK though because she looks nineteen.

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bratt 1 point ago +1 / -0

She looks ninety because she has been drained of blood.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

See? Biden doesn't drink little kid blood, he just injects it.

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quantum_wetware 10 points ago +10 / -0

joe biden's brain is in his wife's foot confirmed

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slangin_paint 11 points ago +11 / -0

his head and her foot are both up his ass.

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4cdarth 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nah, he got Covid from Harris

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TheRealJaredHolt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Your misspelled herpes

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for that, I think I would rather imagine dying of radiation poisoning than Kamala Harris and Joe Biden fucking

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fuckthealphabetsoup 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I guess Joe Biden's brain is in his wife's foot... That might explain a lot of things

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MADRID 52 points ago +52 / -0

JOE BIDEN WILL JOIN HER.....Is he having foot surgery??.....or....is he getting his head removed from his ass??

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Pepedom 29 points ago +29 / -0

Hey guys....this could be legit. It could be all those hooker boots she's been wearing

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GayTexasPede 4 points ago +8 / -4

She was like 40 in the 70s lmao

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mutton dressed as lamb" is the official term.

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Deplora 26 points ago +26 / -0

She's having "surgery" to remove an object stuck in her foot that's so small they don't know what it is.

The first lady injured herself in Hawaii last weekend while walking on a beach when an indeterminate "object" lodged itself in her foot, according to the White House. "She will undergo a procedure today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center to remove the object," press secretary for the first lady, Michael LaRosa, said in a statement. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/first-lady-jill-biden-foot-procedure-walter-reed

So we're talking about some kind of splinter. Not the sort of "surgery" that normal adult women need a relative to "be there for" them.

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ColonelTravis 23 points ago +23 / -0

Do these people not have tweezers?

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Junionthepipeline 12 points ago +12 / -0

They have your money

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

And a will to waste it on frivolities.

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Deplora 4 points ago +4 / -0

But perfectly normal by Biden family standards.

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ebuy123 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes, after they kill them. it's a biden thing.

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KernalMustard 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is national news too. Hey, Biden burned his tounge on some soup this morning. Time to go to the hospital

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's not like Joe has anything else to do.

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DaleGribbleWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Especially when your relative's full time job is running the most powerful country in the world

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redbeard 5 points ago +5 / -0

THIS IS WISDOM!!!!!!

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at her mom, and see how she treats her dad.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most guys don't want to look into the eye of the dad whose daughter they are fucking. I understand that. However, they lose out on finding out important info regarding if she is wife or side ho material.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take her to a buffet and pay close attention

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ebuy123 0 points ago +1 / -1

can confirm

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wheatgrass 2 points ago +2 / -0

made me laugh.

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sorrytodisagree 8 points ago +8 / -0

He did hurt his foot recently walking his dog...

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MICHIGANisRED 6 points ago +6 / -0

Joe's bloody eyeball has entered the chat

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TheTuckerDiaries 4 points ago +4 / -0

The dementia is an act

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PaisleySky 34 points ago +34 / -0

If she starts wearing her usual f$#@-me heals instead of sensible flats before three months is up, I call bullshit!

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Vermin 24 points ago +24 / -0

I am going to save time, I will call BS now.

Have a great day! ;)

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 11 points ago +11 / -0

We may be losing innocent until proven guilty, but we gained bulshit until proven true

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

The left took away innocent until proven guilty, but they brought bullshit until proven true.

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Aluminoti 28 points ago +28 / -0

Probably joe needs more of this

Biden Said Nurses At Walter Reed ‘would breathe in my nostrils to make me move’

https://saraacarter.com/biden-said-nurses-at-walter-reed-would-breathe-in-my-nostrils-to-make-me-move/

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FreshFriggy 19 points ago +19 / -0

This story is amazing. How come I never heard about this. Hes fucking insane. go home and get me pillows???

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FreshFriggy 21 points ago +21 / -0

holy shit, I'm fucking dying over here. I've watched the clip on a loop about 30 times now and it just keeps getting more amazing. He say's that the nurses would bend down and whisper in his ear "go home and get me pillows" and you can see it in her face, she's trying to keep it cool but you can tell she's thinking "what the fuck did he just say?!".

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zooty 16 points ago +16 / -0

Mike Lindell has entered the chat.

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NC_patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nothing makes me feel better when I'm in the hospital than when strangers bring me sweat stained pillows with lice-infested pillow cases from their home.

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Handy499 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's because he does stupid shit like this every week. Any one of his dumbfuck comments said by a "republican" and big tech/pharma/msm would ruin their lives

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DZP1 17 points ago +17 / -0

Joe's foot procedure will involve brain surgery but aside from that will go well.

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JokerPede 15 points ago +16 / -1

Probably having her hooves shaved.

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SpaceTiger 14 points ago +16 / -2

Ah, they need a walking boot to cover up the ankle monitor.

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DaleGribbleWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a flashback

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JudicialDredd 12 points ago +12 / -0

"C'mon man, man, man, man, man...."

"Shit the audio file is corrupted. Stop it!"

"But sir, I didn't play any audio....this is live"

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America_No_1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ingrown toenails always tend to irritate your partner's dementia.

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ppalgansaek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Doesn't the Leader of the Free World have better things to do than escorting his wife to have a splinter removed from her hoof?

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MakeSpaceGreatAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

User name checks out

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TraitorJoes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Quit horsing around

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fauxgnaws 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Leader of the Free World is having her foot operated on, while being accompanied by her mouthpiece.

Joe can't be left alone because he might say something on his own.

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ppalgansaek 10 points ago +10 / -0

I also saw this: First Lady Jill Biden headed to hospital to remove 'object lodged in her foot' WH says.

4chan claimed it was one of Joe's Lego pieces.

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bigly4trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Literally everything coming out of this administration is a lie.

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JiXinping 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's crazy isnt it? One lie after the next. It's like they can't ever say a sentence without it having a lie.

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least they didn't show the object.

Pretty sure Moses would come back to part the red sea just to run away from her feet

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JaneMN 2 points ago +2 / -0

maybe its the one used to wipe joes ass.

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MICHIGANisRED 3 points ago +3 / -0

Use a pressure washer

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FinishTheBorderWall 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hunter knows a lot about feet. Maybe he can supervise the foot job. I mean procedure.

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ayy

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Jefferson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Will Doctor Jill be performing the foot procedure or receiving the foot procedure?

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ICUP1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe she broke it shoving it up his ass.

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MythArcana 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's circling the drain, folks.

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Tr0mp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just In- Dr. Jill Biden will require crutches for several weeks. In solidarity, Joe Biden will also be using crutches, so Dr. Jill Biden doesn't feel embarrassed.

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Garidion 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it's easy to jump on this a weird, but my father is older and in decline. Because of this he does everything with my mom who is younger and not having those issues. I think this points to how gone he is mentally because he wants to stay with his rock.

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Billbuttlickerr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wish someone from that hospital would leak something. He wants our medical information public with vaccine passports. Why not make his shit public?

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Rubicante 4 points ago +4 / -0

So based on what I'm reading here, Jill Biden's foot is stuck up Joe Biden's ass.

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Seenev 3 points ago +3 / -0

They always call her "Doctor Jill Biden" except when she needs medical attention. Physician... Heal thyself!

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're removing it from his mouth.

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ravioli_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to look up medical grade pedicures: https://www.podiatrygroupofgeorgia.com/glossary/pedicures/

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hes done by Christmas. 100%

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qutekouple_4_unicorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, It would have made more sense to keep him in past the mid-terms at least. he's sliding so fast though they are gonna be lucky to make it and I agree, he is likely out by Xmas.

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Industry4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully, they will install a new brain for him.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fuck is a foot procedure

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qutekouple_4_unicorn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brain scans. ;)

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its all lies

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Updoot 3 points ago +3 / -0

She should be going to a welder to get those stank fucking corns ground off of her hooves.

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Poopyonurface 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe has Covid, got it from the Texas Dems

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dfponysoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doctor: He drank what???

Dr. Jill Biden: I know it’s bad. He just opened up the bleach container and knocked it back.

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DaleGribbleWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ok we know that this is fake because there's no way he could get past the child proof cap.

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Lialia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Duh they both have texas Democrat covid

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downwithuppish 2 points ago +2 / -0

The most deadly pandemic ever and a frail 70something is going to spend time in hospital for his wife's non serious surgery.

Yeah. I'm not buying that either.

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SoldierOnFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would the White House lie?

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alucard13mmfmj 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like RBG all over again.

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holliday50 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Hunter was the one that did foot procedures?

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Rickshawrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's so funny how the MSM bends over backwards to use "Dr" for her.

also, If she's in a walking boot ...

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BLMARETERRORIST 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatever happened to the bullshit story of the dog tripping Joe Potatoe , as Joe was getting out of the shower and simultaneously tossing a ball and trying to pull the dog's tail? I think that was bullshit... The media was not aloud off the van at the "medical center " wonder what that was all about really.

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Americomrade1 2 points ago +2 / -0

He‘ll die in there, they’ll have a hell of a time spinning this with people celebrating that faggots death.

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downwithuppish 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Jill comes out wearing a boot....I just don't know what to think anymore.

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MarsupialHomeRule 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's having it removed from his mouth?

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a few days of dialysis and rest. What they gave him is breaking him down fast.

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Censorddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You rock. And your name rocks.

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finalexit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine the smell.

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hackinthebox 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope its a blood clot lodged in her foot.