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Jabblemonkey1 146 points ago +146 / -0

Your neighbor must be a faggot.

Inquisitor_Corvus 62 points ago +62 / -0

Probably a kid diddler, too.

ARfreedom 28 points ago +28 / -0

poe-tay-toe poe-tah-toe.

Inquisitor_Corvus 33 points ago +33 / -0

Stop! Are you insane?!?!?! One more and you will summon the Pedo in Chief, Joeseph Pisspants Biden!!!

Joe_Snow 24 points ago +24 / -0


WangDoodleDangle 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂 this is gold

UsernameChexOut 8 points ago +8 / -0

I fell down on the floor with a cramp laughing at this. Master kek!

WhoMeTwo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beetlejuice has entered the chat...

Error404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joseph picks n eats his boogers Biden

RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen here Fat, I am the best Pedo in family. Not Hunter.

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GeoG85 31 points ago +31 / -0

You see, I love this kinda shit.

When they say 'offensive', you're supposed to say sorry. Be on the defensive. Because if they're offended, it is secretly implied, that you are GUILTY.

But when you go off like "You're a faggot" to their face. It kinda destroys the whole, pussy fascade they built up.

Bottle_of_Memes 13 points ago +13 / -0

"I'm offended by your flag"

"Well I'm offended by your face"

ZhaoBaiDeng 7 points ago +7 / -0

first thing I thought.

SO how about I keep the flag and you keep your mouth in one piece. Sounds like a deal to me.

MAGASquatch 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't let your feelz tread on my rights.

Friendly_B 8 points ago +8 / -0

Be on the offensive.

theneverman 9 points ago +9 / -0

I came to say similarly "your neighbor is a fag" but yours has a better ring to it. :)

1776ThereIsaidIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably need to run a search on sex offenders living in your area. It is public information. Put up a flag pointing out who they are while you are at it.

AtlanteanWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably a Vaggot.

HanginChad 93 points ago +93 / -0

Take it down for a day. Make him think he won. And then at like 4am put up the new one, so when he wakes up and looks at your yard it's the first thing he sees.

SteersBeersandQueers 54 points ago +54 / -0

This is the way, mind fuck

slangin_paint 32 points ago +32 / -0

demoralize the enemy

SteersBeersandQueers 24 points ago +24 / -0

Psyop thine commie neighbor

Friendly_B 10 points ago +10 / -0

I want this on a little embroidered fabric thing in a frame.

MICHIGANisRED 11 points ago +11 / -0


Cutter 8 points ago +8 / -0

are you suggesting leftists and democrats have morals?

slangin_paint 16 points ago +16 / -0

no. clearly they do not. but they do have morale, which needs to be tanked.

Cutter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joking aside, I dunno if they do; seems more like desperation to rid the world of anything or anyone that threatens their "beliefs".

slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

i agree that they are a fragile bunch, but they are also easily manipulated so their desperation can be weaponized. Problem is that they still feel empowered because nobody has been putting them in their place and the media has been cheering them on, so they are still dangerous until they are fully subdued.

Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very true.

Illah88zillah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always with the mind fuck. The salt must flow

ARfreedom 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like the way you think, sir!

Llanos 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even go over and say hey neighbor I took down "that" flag. Next day neighbor asks what the hell I thought you took down that sign. I did take down "that" sign. Now I have "this" sign. I'm an advanced level douche tho. This may be too far.

saltymainahkracken 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excuse me, but the neighbor is an advanced level douche and probably needs psychological help. You are not. A normal neighbor would ignore the Trump flag, maybe kid you about it, or put up a Biden/BLM flag and you'd razz each other. If the neighbor were normal, a good neighbor you could count on in an emergency, for instance, a 6 foot Trump flag wouldn't even matter. Triggered people are not normal. They need to be messed with so they can eventually understand reality and get help.

pepes_against_pedos 59 points ago +59 / -0

it is our duty to offend HARDER!! until every last commie is mocked into researching why they are constantly being mocked all the time. this isnt a choice. this is war

geekesmind [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

damn right its war!

I should put all my trump flags outside :-D

MICHIGANisRED 15 points ago +15 / -0

^ based patriot with a plethora of Trump flags! 🇺🇲

bratt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Order the blots out the sun size. The commies stay inside because of the coof anyway.

ApesInControl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take pictures and record your property for when the neighbor does something stupid.

zekin 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I would like to understand white rage"

AmeReaganPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too fren. So we can make it stronger

rainyday1234 2 points ago +7 / -5

yes IT IS

RexCollumSilvarum 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Hey neighbor, my flag just got two feet taller!"

Winning_Bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m offended by that flag, it should be much larger.

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Based_psychologist 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s one of the basic differences between Trump supporters and leftists. I believe I am responsible for my emotions, as are they, theirs. They believe I am responsible for their emotions as well as mine, but they are responsible for neither.

Daddy_Knew_Best 1 point ago +1 / -0

well said

not_a_glowie_just_fo 18 points ago +18 / -0

was he as offended by all the "Fuck Trump" signs a couple of years ago?

unclebobinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I drove by some houses that had Hillary signs and I didn't give a fuck.

Would say the same about Biden signs but we all know no one had a fucking Biden sign last "election"

Robiscore98 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have to be honest I have been seeing several Biden Harris signs and T-shirts where I was staying last week in New Orleans

unclebobinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously I'm being hyperbolic. Of course there are actual Biden supporters but the frequency at which I've seen Biden stuff is so tiny it's insignificant.

Robiscore98 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. I'm on a country road trip and on today's leg of the return journey I was driving through rural Ohio and I can confirm it is based af

Rageofpepe 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don’t give a fuck about your hurt feee feees. Grow the fuck up I’d buy 6 more and put them up.

Tip-O-Matic 14 points ago +14 / -0

A few years ago, a woman my wife went to school with, posted on facebook how she bought and put up a LGBT flag because her neighbor across the street had a Trump flag that offended her. I told my wife that if I was her neighbor, I'd put up a LGBT flag too, just to piss her off that much more!

unclebobinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol that's good. And a gays for Trump flag for extra measure.

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chickeninoven 11 points ago +11 / -0

Plant a fuckin tree then, bitch.

abstr4ct 9 points ago +9 / -0

"your flag offends me" who says that. I mean, i don't like stuff so i just move on with life, i don't get closer and demand that someone elses property be removed or modified.

Really speaks to entitlement

MICHIGANisRED 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tell him the selected pedophile in chief and his support of clown world bullshit offends you.

Latin_Patriot_MAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

well, I would say to him: '' it offends me that the elections were stolen and that old pedophile Joe is illegally occupying the presidential chair ''

bill_in_texas 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, to be fair, I'm also offended.....

.....you need to steam the wrinkles out of that flag.

KarenKarenKaren 5 points ago +5 / -0

Throw it in a dryer with a wet towel

glasses2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

came here to say this, creased flags are cringe!

KonyHawk_ProSlaver 7 points ago +7 / -0

You should add a sign for patriots.win!

AE1989 5 points ago +5 / -0

Put a Trump sign on the very edge of your property facing your neighbor

Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take pictures and let us know what happens with your neighbor.

mrh218 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flag Size Matters!

Sgt-Pepper1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some wrinkled-cunt stood in the street in front of my house with her camera.

When asked WTF? she said "I bet you were at the capitol riot, too.", to which I

responded "I bet you voted for Biden... several times, too.

"Hold on, you're missing one" and I went in and brought out my Gun Owners For

Trump sign to add to our collection.

Great post. Thanks for the morale boost.

johnqpublic864 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get a full mask, hat, sunglasses, whatever. Delta variant means masks are back. This faggot neighbor wouldn't think twice seeing someone wearing a mask. He probably wears one while his wife is getting plowed by the local NAACP chapter.

Get three uuuge signs that say:



"My Neighbor is a giant faggot. His wife loves the D."

Bumper sticker his car with Trump Won stickers.

Put a Trump Won sign in his yard.

Put dog shit all around the sign.

Put something on the sign so when he goes to remove it, he gets something on him. Slow drying paint with some glitter sprinkled in would probably work.

Change your Wi-fi Router to say Trump Won

Wear gloves and deny everything.

Take pictures/video.


becky21k1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get a Fuck Biden flag.

waxmyballs 4 points ago +4 / -0

love it when a tard gets offended. every time is a badge of honor. wish there was a game show to see who could offend more and harder, i'd sign up. doesn't even need to be a monetary prize, but them crying like babies and ganking themselves would be a happy bonus and worth an hour spent pissing them off. tards wouldn't be able to resist watching so they could have yet another thing to bitch and twat about while bedridden from their jab disease.

ARfreedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make sure to have a camera on the flag for when the little cuck tries to steal it.

imnotdeadyet 5 points ago +5 / -0

No you need to hook it to a wire with some slack and tie the other end to a tree. They grab the sign make is about 10 feet and have got some momentum going for them and "Pwang" the wire goes taught and they go flying. You will want a camera on your tree to catch the action.

ARfreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking Home Alone style traps. I love it.

stick_in_the_eye 3 points ago +3 / -0

welcome to antebellum 2. i cant wait for it to end.

Redditcanblowme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Paint it on your garage door.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some balls. I can remember a time when no-one would dare tell you what you can and can't do on your property. Particularly because it "offended" them.

The left feel emboldened because they think they are the majority in the US. That's what happens when you censor decenting voices, and that is largely the purpose of this censorship. It makes the left feel like they are the majority because they only ever hear from their team, so they have no issue telling you how to live your life.

We know we are the majority and we have to remember that. President Trump got 100 million votes in 2020, WE ARE THE PEOPLE!

GoBlue12 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s awesome!! Did you ask him if he likes the gas prices?

tellittothedead1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tell your neighbor to turn their head.

unclebobinator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or to fucking grow up. Every now and then I'll see obvious degenerates wearing antifa shirts with pink hair and shit and you know what I do? Don't give a fuck. So long as they don't bother me I couldn't care less about it then. Even though I hate their entire existence and philosophy and believe it's ruining the country, causing trouble with a few kids (or a flag in this case) is a waste of time and energy.

tellittothedead1 2 points ago +2 / -0


Thecryptoclub 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s only offensive if he knows it’s true

KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0


Poss the, off for me, too!


p1smo 2 points ago +2 / -0

So be offended then. He’s not going to wake up tomorrow with cancer. He can deal with it.

BlitheringIdiot 2 points ago +2 / -0

These people are pretty ballsy, that's for sure. I imagine this one likes them on his face.

1DontTreadOnMe1 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is America. It's your right to be offended as much as it is my right to offend you!

Crappydatum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why offended? Guilty conscience much?

NoMoreMao 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way.

Cheesecakecrush 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take the smaller one and make sure it faces his front door

Themustardtiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where can a Canadian grab a flag like this

Numaeus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is your neighbor scoping out your front yard? Sounds shifty.

bigbossman2 2 points ago +2 / -0

You need beautiful yuge flag.

SneedsFeedNSeed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your neighbor has probably gotten the mrna shot; they'll be dead soon enough.

MajorClark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell your neighbor its none of his dam business.

MrAnderson1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would be my house wrap, but my wife would have a nervous breakdown.

Bramage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your neighbour is a cucked fucking triggered LOSER.

EddieAteTheEmu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit, challenge accepted, American Flag wraps for cars, Painted driveways, mailbox wraps, window trim, awnings, hurricane shutters, red white and blue star projectors for night time. Anything else???

friedchicken 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a very nice blue

IeatCrakerzNbed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell him that him implying his feelings are more important than your first amendment right is not only offensive and insulting enough for the founding fathers wrote the second amendment to defend it. 🐸

Les_Deplorables 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm offended that he was offended.

We're gonna need a bigger flag.

Grief 1 point ago +1 / -0

It wouldn't be offensive if it was false.

Patriot_Rob 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would of told the pinko this. 'well you're not going to like the construction noises next week either' Pinko asks why?

'Well I am having a crew in here next week to put in a concrete slab and a large mast to put up my new 20' AMERICAN FLAG and lights!

bigbossman2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't just go larger, go brighter. And some lighting, a nice spot light at the base.

I love seeing old glory light up. And your neighbor can enjoy it, for all of the day.