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AmannamedRJ [S] 138 points ago +149 / -11

For those of you boomers who don't know what a Chris chan is, watch the 50+ part documentary on him on youtube. I'm what they call a Christorian - people who dedicate way too much time to following this freakshow.

I've warned Trannies and allies for years not to accept this nasty fat fuck into their midst as one of them. I warned that Chris himself delegitimizes their ENTIRE movement. Well, here he is. And they have to own it.

Oh btw this has been CONFIRMED by Chris himself now. Im laughing and disgusted

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Standby 166 points ago +166 / -0

their entire movement is illegitimate with or without this motherfucker.

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prayinpede 99 points ago +99 / -0

Wow never have ive seen motherfucker used literally

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TommyLasordasBallBag 30 points ago +30 / -0

May we never see it again. The ancient words should never be spoken biologically. But, because my wife has given birth to my kids, I am in fact a motherfucker in the literal sense.

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HulkHogan42069 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s what I call my friends who date girls with kids

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nomoresoy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao im nauseous

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America_Jer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brilliant

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Lord_Kek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Slow clap 👏

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ObviatingTyranny 42 points ago +42 / -0

There are no 'legitimate' trannies. They are all mentally ill and need treatment before they follow their mental illness to the inevitable end.

I wonder how many males who pretend to be females were fucked by their own moms. Probably a lot.

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NavyGuy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably all of them.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are two genders. The result of which is:

  1. Male
  2. Female
  3. Defective
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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man, your name is so close to ObviatingTranny. Would have been a perfect comment.

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Saltyminer11 22 points ago +22 / -0

I know. What the hell.

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Sirbigusdickus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here here! Trannies are illegitimate.

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BloodDe 48 points ago +48 / -0

I’m glad I don’t know about him but thanks

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NormaJeanRocks 35 points ago +35 / -0

Me neither, not a boomer, just don't care to waste my time on these sick fucks.

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BloodDe 27 points ago +27 / -0

I’m generation x but I think people mix us up with boomers. My parents are real boomers.

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consumptiveballerina 26 points ago +26 / -0

Millennials are the new boomers. Change my mind.

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Awakened 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s why the boomers and them hate each other so much. They’re just alike.

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AppalachianTactical 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm an older millennial I guess, 35, I know alot of based people my age, but also live in and around Appalachia.

Were boomers ever really a bad thing? Young people and the left started hating on them because they were wealthy. I mean I guess many raised their kids to be kindve weak because they grew up rough and spoiled their kids, but imagine what millennial and zoomer kids will be like. Ive seen so many liberal millennial parents with kids addicted to screens to an insane degree. I try to warn them about their kids killing them for taking away their robot in during a future grounding but they won't listen.

Use of the term consumptive puts you in like the greatest generation range. If you were a millennial or zoomed your name would be "likeliterallyrandomlywastingballerina" right? : )

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consumptiveballerina 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband and I consider ourselves old millennials, at 38 and 39, respectively. We embrace the internet and smartphones and social media, but still remember writing papers by hand in high school.

"Consumptive ballerinas" is a lyric from one of my favorite songs

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AppalachianTactical 2 points ago +2 / -0

I looked it up, I like elvis Costello pretty well, never heard that track. He did a live recording with one of my all time favorite artists, Richard Hell.

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BloodDe 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what I was thinking.

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anotherthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think we should be able to punch the shit out of people who mis-generation us.

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Codrus 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are , but I don’t think the judge will appreciate your reasonings.

Um..wait Unfortunately in this day and age it seems like people may or may not have legal ramifications for physically assaulting someone just because words hurt feelings 🤡

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HulkHogan42069 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok boomer.

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t_l_winks 11 points ago +11 / -0

Agreed. My parents were The Silent Generation. My mom is technically Silent Generation but behaves more Boomer. My older sister is technically Gen X but also is kinda Boomer. I’m solid Gen X with a Gen Z kid.

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Shively 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea, idiots do that shit on purpose to try to make us feel older than we are... I just end up calling them coomers in return..

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah the generation with 449 genders making out like us GenX are the weird ones. I tell the little cunts to fuck off before I smash them into next week - and I'm a female.

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Magalomaniac 1 point ago +1 / -0

Name checks out - Gen-x

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BloodDe -1 points ago +1 / -2

Being a Millennial isn’t anything to brag about. Boomers were late identifying the uniparty and focused on their careers too much. Millennials don’t do anything but whine

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Thethethe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its almost like all this cohort talk is designed to divide people, but hey. I'm sure group X you don't like hasn't done anything good at all, totally unlike your group.

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BloodDe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was comparing 2 groups that are not my group. One group far and away talks the most trash about the other group. I find that to be quite hypocritical.

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Zskills 31 points ago +31 / -0

I watched a multi part youtube documentary about the lore of Chris Chan lmao.

He really raped his mom wtf

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PEPEpeepee 47 points ago +48 / -1

Bro I am one tranny rape story from shaving my beard into a Hitlerstache.

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Intothewind82 10 points ago +10 / -0

Top kek

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Iloveamericamore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Study art.

Apparently life imitates and is inspired by art. So even the design of your buildings the style of your statues, your music... These things we call culture SHAPE your mind and thoughts.

Different values shape different societies.

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Walleye-vision71 1 point ago +1 / -0

MHSGA

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 7 points ago +7 / -0

My God, the degeneracy of Communists knows no bounds. He deserves to be crushed by stones.

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TNVol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its coming. Not to worry. God will not be mocked.

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4cdarth 3 points ago +4 / -1

He's pretty much been, in my opinion, abusing his mom for donations by having her in his videos and pretty much instructing her what to say. If you see the videos, you can just see she is failing.

I have watched the documentary and everytime I think it couldn't get worse, it gets into another trainwreck.

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jarvis 19 points ago +19 / -0

There's been more written about this guy than George Washington. Think about that.

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Awakened 16 points ago +16 / -0

That’s true about anyone slightly famous, but I know who Washington is. It is not a feather in anyone’s cap to know who this creep is.

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Iloveamericamore 10 points ago +10 / -0

George Washington was a private gentlemen because he really really loved to throw dancing parties and have orgies with the single women.

He found a chick that had more money than him and married her.

He caused the French and Indian war by attacking the French by surprise so the Indians could get trophies and battle stories.

He changed the course of the revolutionary war from certain defeat to certain victory by raising the black flag.

He was offered King of America. He turned it down and said "I just want to be a farmer".

He was then elected twice to president. Before retiring and living graciously before death.

A man of the people who wanted to be liked and made decisions based on what others thought of him.

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Iloveamericamore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Totally true Washington was a playboy before he married.

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Awakened 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s probably all just made up internet crap, but I love it and am accepting it as true. It makes Washington a bit more awesome.

I’m a history geek and have never heard most any of that. Franklin, on the other hand, oh boy! He did like the ladies, the more at once the better. Franklin Fucked.

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Iloveamericamore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Franklin rode out the revolutionary war in France with his older and married mistress

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Holyscmoly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Care to explain why ? Are the youth really that hopeless and pathetic? We are doomed.

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I stopped following Chris-chan around the time his father died. Got a link to this new chapter?

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LetsGoFishing 7 points ago +7 / -0

I went cold turkey on Chan years ago and did not want his new disgusting "news" in my life. I could sob like a Capitol cop right now :(

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fakely?

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LetsGoFishing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, but with a real dose of vomit, this shit's truly grisly.

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ShinAkuma 73 points ago +73 / -0

Every person with TDS seems to be a sexual deviant. wtf

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scrobin 39 points ago +39 / -0

I dont think the term sexual deviant quite encapsulates what this person is accused of doing.

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Leatherwood 11 points ago +12 / -1

It does seem to be true. Think how many deviants are out there still. Way too many.

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TNVol 4 points ago +4 / -0

They know he will never grab them by the pussy.

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IncredibleMrE1 28 points ago +28 / -0

*Man. And yes.

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Helmerj 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any port in a cytokine storm, amirite?

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rawdog 🤨

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user2827 8 points ago +8 / -0

Apparently.

It's like they say, if you can't keep it in your pants at least keep it in the family. But that was meant to be a joke.

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TraitorJoes 46 points ago +46 / -0

Well mother fucker. I knew it!

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FuckingWiseCracker 18 points ago +18 / -0

Laughed out loud so hard it scared the cat. lolololol

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Gonzotron5000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had to look too hard for this comment.

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thelastlast 39 points ago +39 / -0

how have we been losing the war to these people?

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nickybops 38 points ago +39 / -1

They are loud and we arent

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thelastlast 25 points ago +26 / -1

the sad part is I think this is the actual answer.

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Wizard_killer 18 points ago +18 / -0

They are protected and we are the opposite of protected

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RedditIs4Retards 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, they're just brainwashed sheep to the elite, useful idiots.

They're not winning either.

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nickybops 0 points ago +1 / -1

Id argue they are. They have every single insitution that influences any sort of discourse and all levers of government at their reach. We may have more people on our side, but until people act and do something, they are winning.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

These people literally have to be mentally ill and brainwashed heavily to support the shit they do.

They're useful idiots, they're not winning a fucking thing. They will suffer greatly too.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 20 points ago +20 / -0

We’re not willing to attack them with open truth. Then you have “Compassionate Conservatives” cuck out and throw people like Steve King, who never said anything factually incorrect, under the bus. Republicans fight with honor in mind. There is no honor among Communists. You have to be willing get fucking dirty against these moral degenerate Communists. I’m done playing nice with them.

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NOTWOKE 4 points ago +4 / -0

RINOS live virtue signaling. Gets them a seat at the ‘special’ table. Down with the RINO RNC

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BigIronBigIron 7 points ago +7 / -0

The ____ want to destroy us and find them useful for subversion

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OwlHoller 6 points ago +6 / -0

We stopped bullying them.

I not say bully people with autism or because they are nerdy or like D&D.

I’m talking, you paint your hair blue and we find out you and your friends take pictures in your Mom’s bras for a Reddit sub for “transitioning”.

^ we stopped bullying that

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Joujigun 34 points ago +34 / -0

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Reminds me of that Chinese doctor who always commented on Trumps tweets and it was found he repeatedly beat his wife once to the pulp

These people are celebrated by the democrats

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MagaPhone017 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dr. Eugene Wu! I remember him! (I believe that was his name. Also, those twin dwarves, those brothers who said they'd delete their twitter accounts if Trump didn't get impeached or arrested...)

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Ponzo 9 points ago +9 / -0

He blocked me years ago when i asked how a surgeon has enough time to respond to every single Trump tweet.

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MagaPhone017 1 point ago +1 / -0

You rock. LOL

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Throwaway_Test 6 points ago +6 / -0

Twin dwarves? What? This is clown world, for sure!

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MagaPhone017 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think their names were Kratzenstein or something...Krassenstein..?

Something to that effect. It was a pair of short guys who thought they were such hot stuff until they got busted for embezzling or whatever. They were big in that "#resistance" stupidity.

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Aletheia 5 points ago +5 / -0

Krassenstein bros or something

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MikesBigJockstrap 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Krassencuck faggots were paid by Soros.

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BTBV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck it... Have a John Ward masterpiece. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KYzz2-2HaI It's been too long since I listened to it anyway.

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sorrytodisagree 31 points ago +31 / -0

Until today I was lucky enough never to have heard of this person...

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LetsGoFishing 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am sincerely sorry for the loss of your innocence.

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Darth_Vader 4 points ago +4 / -0

+1

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nickybops 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mix of both, more so they are just subhumans.

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sir_rockness 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Possibly the world's most well known man"

Nikka I've never seen this faggot in my life

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ChocolateEvryday 13 points ago +13 / -0

I have no idea who the hell this is.

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AmannamedRJ [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

It's more accurate to say "Well-documented"

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TheMAGAdontStop -1 points ago +4 / -5

Uh, still no. Grow up

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IncredibleMrE1 17 points ago +17 / -0

NOT accused. He admitted it himself.

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AmannamedRJ [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

He was accused when this post was made. Even with the audio chris has been trolled into lying before. Sure, the audio didn't SOUND like chris was lying (as in he showed no signs of resistance he normally does when being forced to do something) Youtuber Dillin Thomas went and confirmed it. just a few minutes ago

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YaharaRiver 16 points ago +16 / -0

<dropjaw> I am speechless with loathing!

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p1smo 15 points ago +15 / -0

They always look the same.

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2008RonPaul2012 18 points ago +18 / -0

Too much soy, lack of exercise, tons of carbs, not enough vitamin d, too much cooming, self loathing, too much twisted media and porn, a lack of any morals or principles. It creates a physiological change in the face.

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MagaPhone017 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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MinneMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

When people called him a sick mother fucker, they really meant it!

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EllemenoP 12 points ago +12 / -0

I thought he had a irreparable melt down when the dimensional convergence failed to materialize.

This dude transcended lol-cow status a while ago; he's really a frightening pervert and dangerous mental patient. I'm out of pity for him at this point. Is Metokur still studying him?

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generated_name 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Metokur still around? I haven't seen anything from him since before COVID?

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EllemenoP 3 points ago +3 / -0

I haven't looked him up in a bit. Maybe he hung it up after one too many YT strikes?

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bg4u 2 points ago +2 / -0

Last I heard he had leukemia or something.

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TNVol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why isn't he a corpse in a ditch.

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EllemenoP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because the evil among us walk free and flourish, cheerfully lapping at ice cream cones, while decent people are maligned, smeared, attacked and even thrown into cages.

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AmannamedRJ [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Guess you could say this went from 0 to 100 reall..... cwc

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MagaPhone017 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go sit in the corner and contemplate what you've done.

...And have an updoot while you're there.

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stonepony 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kill it with fire...

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TNVol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gladly.

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Awakened 11 points ago +11 / -0

That freak show is not the world’s anything. To be into someone like this, in anyway, makes you a creep.

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Linnaeus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Never thought I'd see the day when Sonichu banging a Snorlax was news on Patriots.win.

But here we are...

He truly is a sick motherf***er

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SweetCheeses 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is why God made Hell. Fucking disgusting, sick, animal.

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TNVol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good news. Freaks like this will be in Satan's first cull.

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FireannDireach 8 points ago +10 / -2

I fail to see how this has anything to do with Trump, as Chris has been what his is, his whole life. And, dragging him in here is too 4chan/KiwiFarms, leave this degenerate shit on sites like that, thanks in advance.

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AmannamedRJ [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

It has nothing to do with Trump...

...But his half-brother CWCville counterpart, Pmurt? It has everything to do with him.

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ChickenInspector 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chris Chan is big enough news I think, where I myself have an objection to it being like Kiwifarms. I know enough about him to know he's a complete laughing stock, and I haven't read up on him in ten years. He's old school fail to the point he's become a legend.

He's another example of the enemy and the type of lives they lead.

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never heard of IT.

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Throwaway_Test 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have never heard of one bit of this - or a "lolcow" - or dillon - or kiwichan - or cwc - or -cwcki - or any of is ------huh?

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Aluminoti 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤮

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GodKingHarambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sonichu wept

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Ez_mac 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have zero interest looking into this story. If they’re clearly guilty then swift trial and execution by firing squad. A sick mind like that has no place in this world

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ErosLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

This type of degeneracy unfortunately needs to be highlighted as a measure of how rampant it has become in society. Needless to say it has definitely gotten bad and this world, especially our country, needs a cleansing.

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kompromatdotwin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rekieta just covered it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAf1oxhhF0A

and he will be going live with null, of kiwifarms, shortly..

kiwi thread is here: https://kiwifarms.is/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/

if you get a 502, keep refreshing, that thread is getting hammmmered right now

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Mememagic4all 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Trump curse strikes again.

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USAF4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

This guy looks like he’s ready for the Tokyo Olympics

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Dieselslacker 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is some sick shit. This scumbag needs to be turned into a pincushion or something

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TNVol 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blue lamp shades are currently in.

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Serp-Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously....this is the funniest thing I've seen all month from this site...I told my better half about this and she said I made it up, then I showed her this picture and she said "omg you weren't lying"

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Maggot 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a guy that has to take his mom as a date to Prom....

And than bangs her.

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BidenTouchedMe 4 points ago +6 / -2

He didn't get bullied enough as a child.

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NucaCola 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bullying wouldn't fix this, the problem is that his parents never got him the therapy he desperately needed as a child like the neglectful hoarders for parents he had growing up, leaving his untreated autisim to spiral out of control to where he is now.

The poor bastard never stood a chance to have a normal life, and should've been taken into CPS care a long time ago, now it's far too late.

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CrankyCrab 3 points ago +3 / -0

😐 That is fucking sick and twisted. That type of problem should be solved with gasoline and matches.

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Tryan 3 points ago +3 / -0

D Rats are perverts, pedophiles, murderers, child blood drinkers, etc. They are the lowest trash to ever live.

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am so disappointed with sonic the hedgehog.

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MsAnthropic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eewwwww!!!

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +4 / -1

Furries. Figures.

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Ed_Ward 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if he will keep writing Sonichu stories in jail.

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Mediumphone 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the fuck is chris chan?

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Womb___Raider 3 points ago +3 / -0

He finally found China... 😝

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crazyjackel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Motherfucker!

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nickybops 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all knew he did, deep down.

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NakaTrash 3 points ago +3 / -0

“C’mon, mom! I thought you liked me.” —Chris Chan

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wtf is that thing?

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Greatlakespede 3 points ago +3 / -0

That pic of his mother is hideous. Gross

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Don-O-Mite 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did a double take thinking I missed the pic; well played!

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RobinNet 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Benji from The Howard Stern Show.

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yunarukami 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hate that madarchod so much.

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TrumpLandslide20201 2 points ago +3 / -1

Wont see one day in any jail.

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Beeferson 2 points ago +2 / -0

we are living in a simulation