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MrGone 44 points ago +44 / -0

I'm a former martial arts instructor and this guy's high left block followed by a right cross makes my peepee smile

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nachosamplerREBORN 19 points ago +19 / -0

If I recall from my strip mall Taekwondo, that is the first move from the white belt form to achieve yellow belt.

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Rainman 16 points ago +16 / -0

Anyone who flails like that in a fight needs to get knocked down as a matter of principle. Maybe next time xhe will bring some masculinity

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TheMadManDidItAgain 14 points ago +14 / -0

OMG.... as an American Kenpo black belt, I was going to say the exact same thing. I came here to say this and, there it is, top comments. Granted our combination of moves for white belt were with one hand (Chinese Sword or Japanese Sword) but the mechanics is still the same.

You learn this technique with a white belt.

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

I regret not taking something better. I was a blue belt - I was OK, but it seemed like as long as you paid your dues they used belts like a carrot and not something earned. I’ve waned to start jujitsu as I’m more confident you don’t advance without demonstrating belt appropriate mastery. Nothing wrong with Taekwondo, I just think there are more bad Taekwondo places than jujitsu.

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MrGone 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol. Yep. With a step forward.

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EllemenoP 27 points ago +27 / -0

When you're a 99 pound porn-addled vegan, you probably shouldn't go around throwing girly punches at grown ass men.

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MarcusAurelius 24 points ago +24 / -0

Looks like she took the first swing, but he took the last.

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Bluestorm83 23 points ago +23 / -0

That twig is a dude, it's got a beard. I can understand why.you thought Chick, what with the embarrassing lack of fighting ability and shrill ineffective rage, but no, that's male.

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AllahFubar 10 points ago +10 / -0

I still think that beard is glued on pubic hair.

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stuck on with shit from all the ass-eating.

Still male, though.

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flyover_deplorable 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok Beavis. Lol!

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HulkHogan42069 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well that’s gonna be a problem, I laser. It’s like a tortoise shell down there.

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TheMadManDidItAgain 4 points ago +4 / -0

In a sick turn of events, girls can have penises and beards....

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sounds like a fairy tale.

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll pass, thanks.

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HulkHogan42069 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s not a penis it’s a girldick, bigot!

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MarcusAurelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this point, does it even matter?

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not when one's coming at you, and as shameful as it feels to say it, that's a thing we need to realize as a society.

But still, I'd prefer a world where it's never right, or necessary, to strike a woman.

We're just not really IN that world anymore.

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HulkHogan42069 1 point ago +1 / -0

Equal rights means equal fights.

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

It bleeds vegan blood

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Ballind 10 points ago +11 / -1

Even worse, the fag in black sucker punched someone else earlier and the queer in blue laid on top of him telling conservatives not to hurt him. Lesson learned: when people are telling you to stop giving antifa what they deserve, lay both of them out.

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Human1967 17 points ago +17 / -0

Leftist Meets Right Jab

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Cianevalies 15 points ago +15 / -0

I. CAnt stop watching it! It’s mesmerising

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 10 points ago +10 / -0

Based on the name I think it's safe to say antifa is definitely not just "rich white liberals" like the cryptoleft wants you to think it is.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 7 points ago +7 / -0

lmao

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BS2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

lmfao -- the thing was so skinny and didn't even know how to throw a punch I thought it was a chick -- I'm laughing even harder now

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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Muttsbitetoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

“I thought this was Twitter”

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NancyPeloci 6 points ago +6 / -0

Another one of those Black, right wing West Hollywood Nazis we keep hearing so much about!

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AllahFubar 6 points ago +6 / -0

The whole thing is hilarious, even the fanny pack "guy" haha.

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hansgruber7 5 points ago +5 / -0

There do seem to be an inordinate amount of psycho leftist Indians around, especially in journalism. Am I the only one noticing that?

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're probably Microsoft goons. The current CEO is openly antiwhite and the company owns tons of media outlets. Hell, the MS in MSNBC literally stands for Microsoft.

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me-no-likely3 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a faggot

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NecturusMaculosus 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are correct. I smiled. Thanks.

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

#MeToo

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astutsa 4 points ago +4 / -0

I put it on loop and now I can’t look away.

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KRule_45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Woke up and asked; who hit me? Hahahaha!

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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UrTVisLying2U 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did anyone watch that less than 8 times?

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IeatCrakerzNbed 3 points ago +3 / -0

That little elven dipshit needs to report that jab to the VAERS database. Side effects include concave face with a fist profile permanently stamped into the back of his eggshell skull.

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Poolmanstl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost a backflip. Niiiiiiiice

Big smile, thank you

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

That other dude knocked his lights out one punch

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's a reason whey they match people by weight in contact sports.

E = mc²

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Meaty_Tulip 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a dude?! BWAHAHAHA! HOLY FUCKING TITTY PUSSY! That bitch will be busy collecting his chiclets for days...

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WhoMeTwo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Assume the plank position!

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raginclayton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I liked the part where the faggot got his face caved in.

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surfnslay 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need this one on a loop like yesterday’s st Kyle pink arm mist shot. That would be nice

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Fren_Downunder 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is very watchable!

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Wordlife187 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. That limp wristed "punch." Hahahahaha.

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crobbies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Leftist meets reality

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MeesterNeusbaum86 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I was just severely injured by a mob of anti-vaxxers," he wrote on Twitter. "They were surrounding and assaulting someone. I went to film and help him escape. They attacked from behind. Possible concussion. Maced. Had to fight them off me by myself. Deployed mace in self defense after I was concussed."

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wethepeople74 1 point ago +1 / -0

EQUALITY MOTHER FUCKERS. EAT SHIT.

silly me, i thought that thing had a gash.

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Zeroxorez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Falcon Punch!

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UltraFrogMan 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dont hit women

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rcstl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not when they are physically attacking you?

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Infuriator 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s a dude. Check out the beard.

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UltraFrogMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesnt fight like one..

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

My thumb hurts from playing it over and over and over and over and over

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Trumpluv77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watched this about 15 times!!! Nothing makes me more 😊

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Weallseethetruth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Glad to see white people finally learning how to fight the fuck back!!!

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

And leftists want us to think women, that have less mass than men on average, are no different than men in sports.

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CB_Fonoti 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice one....👍👍😁😊