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deleted 34 points ago +34 / -0
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Wrexxis780 23 points ago +23 / -0

Why didn’t their dads teach them how to… oh…

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G_regulator 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLM starts peacefully protesting lakes and rivers. Gives up when they can burn water down.

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dey wuz kang fishes, and now dey is sleepin wit da fishes

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Dr_Steve_Brule [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thats a new hit song i think

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chahn1138 7 points ago +7 / -0

Winner!

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swutalk 19 points ago +19 / -0

Water is Racist!!

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Tyscribz 13 points ago +13 / -0

This sounds like a plot to a lifetime movie

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chahn1138 12 points ago +12 / -0

What!??!? A Filthy Healthcare Executive?!? Heaven forfend!

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TheTruthTheFacts 8 points ago +8 / -0

You cant spell racist without H20.

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PepeFarmsRemembers 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sauce: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9844389/Louisiana-vitamins-millionaire-pleads-guilty-kidnap-plot-involving-ex-wife.html LOL

After placing Schanda in the back of their van at gunpoint, the two kidnappers drove away but they ran into traffic.

Rather than wait it out, they drove up the shoulder of the road and attracted the attention of a deputy who started pursuing them.

During the chase, they turned off the road and crashed into a swampy area. They then abandoned the van on foot, leaving Schanda tied up in the back, and as they ran, decided to jump into a canal where they later drowned.

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anotherthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

God damn, that's a pretty crazy ending to that story. They didn't crash in to the canal or anything like that. They just decided to jump in there. I'm surprised BLM didn't riot over that.

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deplorabillybot 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fargo 2: The Return of Jerry Lundegaard

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha thats just what I was thinking too. He sorta looks like Jerry and all

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Water fills their lungs disproportionately like the sun heats them disproportionately. This is why Bill Gates is such a good man. He wants to get rid of our drinking water and block out the sun. He is sucha great anti-racist.

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smartass 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love a happy ending

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jsphere256 3 points ago +4 / -1

I heard they can't swim, but woah

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hrrmmm. Is it time for another great flood?

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RocketSprocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jimmy the Greek has left the building.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do they always hire Jingoz to do the dirty work?

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Siteless_Vagrant 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cheap and everyone already suspects them of doing stupid shit like kidnapping people. MY question is if those two died while trying to escape.... how did LEO's connect them to the millionaire?

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HairSniffer 5 points ago +5 / -0

They always suspect the ex.

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, especially when the ex is ultra rich and has been fucked over by the court system. Just a guess based off of patterns of course.

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p1smo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pool’s closed!

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Breacher 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why you don't hire joggers to do a swimmer's job.

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

So he hired dindus to rape his wife but they couldn’t get passed the pool

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ColonelKlink 1 point ago +1 / -0

She got really lucky they were so dumb.

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G_regulator 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLM starts peacefully protesting local lakes and rivers. Give up when they can't set water on fire.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

You gotta pay for quality when it comes to black hit men. They charge by the IQ point.

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Everyonelovesblacks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good old rockfish season has started again, I see. Can't wait for lobstah season, as well.

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no_public_id 1 point ago +1 / -0

Allegedly, their last words were "I can't brea... blub...blubb...bloop". Allegedly.