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chad53 55 points ago +55 / -0

He thinks he is Darth Vader.

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zooty 40 points ago +40 / -0

Was going to say Dollar Store Darth Vader.

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Space_Force 24 points ago +24 / -0

KEK - Darth Gaydar was my 1st thought.

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Big-E 7 points ago +7 / -0

Okay. Now everyone post their best caption to this pic. Winner gets 500 internet points.

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Groundpounder 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn, read your comment after posting. Great minds!

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Olds777 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, more like some granny at Costco shopping for TVs.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

That was also my immediate thought.

What's up with his stupid participation ribbon?

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HanginChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look... (khhhhhhh hhhhhhh) I am a faggot.

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PlateOwner [S] 19 points ago +20 / -1

Lavern Spicer: I will never understand how this became a virtue signal.

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mundania 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not in the USA, the Philippines, and of course that’s their military (those uniforms aren’t like anything in the US military). Philippines requires masks and face shields in public.

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Herecomedatpresident 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even worse that he didn't take a stand on it since they were "requiring it." Even more pussyish if it wasn't his idea.

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hey_spike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Medallion looks like Philippine flag.

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Noticed as well. Sloppy slouchy line.

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BlackLightsMatter2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look ! he's wearing his participation medal with a spit guard. The salad bar is safe.

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have you theen ma chromothomes?

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loooooof 12 points ago +12 / -0

Raytheon, zombie-cuck.

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grassshrimp 9 points ago +9 / -0

What in the actual fuck is happening to us.

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Groundpounder 8 points ago +8 / -0

Darth Vader soundtrack music is appropriate when viewing this pic

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Faktchecker69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was legit listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE. Still quite accurate.

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Justaguy147 7 points ago +7 / -0

Came here to say Soy Vadar, saw that you pedes already out meme'd me as usual. Carry on.

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Jabron661 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good lord what a faggot specimen.

The "honor guard" is not much better, half of them look like they got beer gut and the tiny shield that does nothing but demonstrate these guys are afraid of a bad cold.

Men have abandoned this earth.

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, some of them might be pregnant.

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neosin 5 points ago +5 / -0

spaceballs

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PonySoldier66 4 points ago +4 / -0

part II "hunny, I shrunk the spaceballs"

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Slugbert 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any displays of weakness makes women’s vaginas dry up like the Sahara.

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TheNightJanitor 4 points ago +4 / -0

What in the actual fuck is the bling that he's wearing?

He looks like an African dictator ffs.

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lash 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL! The new version of their uniforms should simply be adult diapers.

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Duster_340 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like that guy from spaceballs! lol

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Groundpounder 3 points ago +3 / -0

His Swartz has shrunken due to excessive masking

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jumpy2021 2 points ago +2 / -0

The sultans wife reviewing the troops!!!

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Popcorn Colonel

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Txponi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corn Pop all grown up.

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TheNightJanitor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Colonel CornPop?

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AngryCitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Derp Vader"

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monkeycat2010 1 point ago +1 / -0

No kidding. What a huge pussy coming from someone who has one.

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PonySoldier66 1 point ago +1 / -0

that is some serious mental gymnastics in retard land.

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AppalachianTactical 1 point ago +1 / -0

Medals are usually a sign of bravery or strength so he looks like a total fruit with the mask/face shield abd a medal. Regardless of what the medal is for.

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Vox_Dobad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darth Gayder

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BeekeepingPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of German soldiers wearing gas masks. Easy to identify the bad guy

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Poobah 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much banana republic can we be?

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coreyworks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t qasem soleimani look like that before he went to Iraq?

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BasedMedia 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Greatest Generation.....to this TFD...in 75 years.

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ManateeRanMild 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dime store Dark Helmet.