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JoeBidensDementia1 40 points ago +40 / -0

Don't step out of line and say yes to every request. Otherwise you'll be fired for poor performance.

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Olds777 20 points ago +20 / -0

Good on you! At the end of the day they fear liability and lawsuits the most. Stand your ground or have a better job lined up somewhere where people appreciate you and don't give a fuck.

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Anaconda 18 points ago +21 / -3

Be careful. They can be sneaky in the quarterly performance reviews if you say no to more than just the "vaxxes".

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bluebahloo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stress leave is your friend.

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ikuyas 8 points ago +8 / -0

hahaha. that's the way. just keep the job.

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Trumpymctrumpface 73 points ago +73 / -0

I am a vegan, but I lost my vegan card in a boating accident

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DickTick 42 points ago +42 / -0

I identify as a vegan that eats meat

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IAbsolutelyDare 50 points ago +50 / -0

Transvegan.

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basedvirginian 27 points ago +27 / -0

Respect 👏🏻 Trans 👏🏻 Veganism 👏🏻🤩

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KS-76- 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm a vegan trapped in a carnivore's body.

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captainmawm 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ethical vegan here. I've become so ethical that I now allow the cow to eat the grass for me first.

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DoozerChuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comment of the day!

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MrVegan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Identify as a vegan eater. One who eats vegans (cows,sheep, etc)

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Sirbigusdickus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have an increasingly rare disorder where I identify meat as vegetables. It’s called being a man.

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Trump2024 21 points ago +21 / -0

Man are you lucky I just happened upon your post. I'm running a crazy days of summer sale! For $1000 you get:

Vegan card

Vaccination card

N-word pass

White privilege card

Congressional "get out of jail" card

Costco 30 day trial membership card

Hit me up yo!

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Trumpymctrumpface 21 points ago +21 / -0

You got anything to classify my F-350 as an electric vehicle?

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Trump2024 18 points ago +18 / -0

😘 you know I do!

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lanman 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean, it probably has an **alternator **in it, right?

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Trump2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hell yeah!

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DoozerChuck 1 point ago +1 / -0

How much for just an n-word pass?

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, sorry fren. The only ones I have left are marked "not for individual resale". It's got to be sold by the package deal or nothing.

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DoozerChuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Understandable gl!

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GoldenEarz 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm an intermittent vegan, vegan for 23 hours a day.

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JZSquared 22 points ago +23 / -1

More like a cult.

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MrVegan 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s an eating disorder actually

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TheTuckerDiaries 47 points ago +47 / -0

Just a ploy to get us to be vegan. Newsflash, we are all exempt from the jab no matter how much bureaucrats pretend we’re not.

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HanginChad 20 points ago +20 / -0

You'll have to submit daily stool samples. First day it tests negative for seamen they send a vax squad.

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JZSquared 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that because they cut their dick and balls off?

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the only ethical meat they're allowed to eat

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MrVegan 1 point ago +1 / -0

We are major fertile. I help people get pregnant via plant based diet. Got to stick the carrot really far up there…

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

To make sure it tests positive for semen the second day?

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1080pleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit I never even considered if vegans swallowed. My mind is blown.

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okboomer59 1 point ago +1 / -0

No sailors aboard

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shaven_llama 2 points ago +2 / -0

And gelato.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could be for the kids...

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Climbsurf 1 point ago +1 / -0

use cash

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rebelde_sin_causa 23 points ago +23 / -0

I went to look this up fully expecting it to be fake news, only to find out that it is real

The government has lost all legitimacy. The only thing it has left is force

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CrustyCumBollocks 13 points ago +13 / -0

Guess what, lads? I'm now a vegan!

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leo-bulero 18 points ago +18 / -0

I know it looks like I’m eating a steak but the cow identified as a cabbage.

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BlackKat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going to have to write you up for misgendering that taurus.

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556x45mm 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm from California

Am I vegan now?

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JZSquared 6 points ago +6 / -0

The vaginas growing all over your body would indicate that, yes.

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556x45mm 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm never going to leave the house

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anon09 10 points ago +10 / -0

yikes, put a warning on these. that honk almost blew my ears out.

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quantum_wetware 8 points ago +8 / -0

guess we're all vegan doctors now

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Palmertabs 7 points ago +7 / -0

fetus stem cells are not vegan friendly.

Makes sense.

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MrVegan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not Jesus friendly either

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WashingtonIsNext 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a really gay way to push not-meat

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vongregormench 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why isn’t not wanting the vaccine reason enough?

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jealousminarchist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you assuming my dietary habits, bigot?!

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nachosamplerREBORN 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m "vegan fluid" - No to the jab, yes to steak.

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Bonami 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any fine print on this that says it is only valid if you eat three bugs daily??

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jealousminarchist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't eat bugs and be vegan man.

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, of course, hadn't thought of that, thanks!

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

I identify as a vegan A-10 Warthog.

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Kek_The_World 5 points ago +6 / -1

I’m a bi vegan. During the hours of 10 pm and six am I am vegan. But as soon as I take that first sip of morning coffee with cream, it’s pretty much on.

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ColonelKlink 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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GabeC1997 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Oops, it's only our useful idiots that are taking the depopulation drug! Quick, give them an exemption! What do you mean they're still taking it?!"

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NPC01001101010000010 5 points ago +5 / -0

I identify as a vegan. I just haven't fully transitioned. /s

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Brendancs0 5 points ago +5 / -0

clown world has no peak

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ARfreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

So I'm a medical vegan now...

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680-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

ARCHIVED VERSION:

https://archive.is/Fi7uG

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smartass 3 points ago +3 / -0

Veganism is definitely the lesser of two evils. Especially if I only need to keep up the pretence while at the office :)

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Motherfucking vegans get exemptions but not Christians? We’re fighting satan. Sorry atheist pedes, sorry agnostic pedes. It’s satan. Y’all need to wake the fuck up and repent and devote your lives to Jesus because there’s no other way

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is red meat in the vax now?

..or some other type of......

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bootsy_two_scoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

No, only mutant aborted baby kidney cells that they’ve been keeping alive in a lab since the 70’s. It’s called HEK293

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MrVegan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just aborted babies

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RecycledElectrons 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the aborted baby cells can not violate their vegan beliefs. Murder of babies is one of their sacraments.

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MrVegan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not mine. Life is precious. Most vegans prolife

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okboomer59 2 points ago +2 / -0

So that the only survivors will have impaired cognitive function from protein and vitamin B12 deficiencies

Makes them easier to rule

Every mind control cult imposes vegan diet

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Wintergreen 2 points ago +2 / -0

But this is just for the UK?

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brundlefly777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, what a farce. They want us to disrespect them and disregard them.

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

I identify as a Vegan who eats meat.

Why not? I can also identify as a woman who has a penis.

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Don-O-Mite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im a meat eater but I identify as vegan when asked about the jab

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krzyzowiec 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, a “protected belief”? What the hell is that?

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Suddenly everybody is a “vegan” but not in practice

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Capitalism_Fuck_Yeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Self identified vegans increase 100,000X in a year.

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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess we’re all vegans now!

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onepointtwentyonegws 2 points ago +2 / -0

So either you’re vegan and self-righteously tell everyone about it or you get the gene therapy and self righteously tell everyone about it.

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mgxk91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Crafty way to get people to stop eating meat

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Projectedsoulimage 2 points ago +2 / -0

So vegetarians got left out just cuz they eat cheese, but they still have all the ethical non killing of animals for food beliefs????

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0romis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm vegan fluid now

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

My religion is Ethical Veganism.

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AtlanteanWizard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im 100% vagitarian. I do love some me vag. Does that count?

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KaramelloKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

This just gives normal people who eat proper food the grounds to make the argument that it's discrimination to make them get it an exempt vegans.... If veganism is a belief, then eating meat is also a belief no?

Vegans may finally have a use besides being algae food.

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CaptainButthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im a meat eating vegan I guess

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

No fucking way are you kidding me that’s hors category moronic/ gay

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SteersBeersandQueers 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're all vegan now

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MrVegan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t own a donkey, but it’s a delicacy in some places.

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thelastlast 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHAHA this must be a really serious disease