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I won discord!!! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Jestheter ago by Jestheter +1585 / -2
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Jestheter [S] 67 points ago +67 / -0

Dumb lesbo bitch tried to call pandas useless because they can't reproduce without assistance..

Like.... Do you think rubbing to clams together is gonna make a baby you dumb bitch?

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Themustardtiger 67 points ago +67 / -0

Scissor me timbers

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blackswans 26 points ago +26 / -0

Sigh, take my upvote and get out.

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onemoretimeagain22 20 points ago +20 / -0

LOL,,

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Buck_Fiden 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well, flick my beanie without a weenie.

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buco 12 points ago +12 / -0

They give those tacos a tickle, without a pickle.

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LibertarianXian 9 points ago +9 / -0

toppest of keks

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TrumpsWall 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bwhahahahahaha!

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SaltyBAZ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lesbians aren't born. They're made through neglect and abuse. Just like gays.

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ViduusMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure on gays but I 100% believe this for shegays…

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WeaponizedSmirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK I'm straight and I think Panda's are fucking useless and only survived this long because people think they are cute so we keep them around. They're scared of their own shadows, they lie about all day doing fuck all except eating. They play with their shit, dude they're fucking Antifa, bro. Fuck those ching chong pandas.

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ARfreedom 12 points ago +12 / -0

They are Chinese...

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

Some of them even get to be national leaders.

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Ponzo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Winnie the Pooh is not a panda

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Afripede 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pandas manage to breed fine on their own, or did? They just couldn’t breed them in captivity cause they were depressed or whatever. But I could be wrong...

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ebuy123 15 points ago +15 / -0

agreed. we didnt create pandas in a zoo lab, they must have reproduced prior to zoos or they are immortal

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is factual. During the government lockdowns the pandas felt comfortable enough to get jiggy without all of the rubberneckers gawking at them.

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LibertarianXian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pretty sure lesbos and gays CANNOT reproduce even with assistance. At least with pandas it is biologically possible.

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JZSquared 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh no, they can. They just need a sperm bank and a turkey baster to get it done.

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LibertarianXian 3 points ago +3 / -0

To me that's not biologically possible. They still need a male. But I hear ya :)

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Ponzo 1 point ago +1 / -0

turkey baster reminds me of that horrible "horror" movie i recently watched

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JZSquared 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which one?

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Brickapede2 8 points ago +9 / -1

Slow clap.

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Hilareeeeee 8 points ago +8 / -0

Savage

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RandomPanda 7 points ago +8 / -1

Pandas are tarded.

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cloyster used Pound against Cloyster!

It's not that effective!

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SHILL_DETECTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

bwahahah

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limbaughnomicon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gottem. Nice work!

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Throwaway_Test 4 points ago +4 / -0

Super pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Also, pandas are the laziest damned things ever! I saw them at the national zoo in DC. I thought that they were dead. They never moved.

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TheyLETyougrabit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pandas do suck though. They still haven't adapted to a vegetarian lifestyle as they were carnivores up until recently. Most died off due to (actual) climate change and now the only ones around are the ones with no natural predators and decreased brain activity (big brain = lot of extra calories). They were declining before man showed up as they weren't particularly successful. But now, we have conservationist and 'awww cute it's a panda's' type people who support deforestation to build more habitats for a dependent species. If we keep doing this they will literally evolve into a welfare species.

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TheRougarou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha, hope they have a burn ward at the hospital she is at.

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dorsalmorsel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pandas are so adorable men line up to take care of them.

Lesbians, not so much.

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Americanapplepie 2 points ago +2 / -0

DAYUM this is BASEDAF. Good thing she was at the hospital but idk if they can do much bc THAT BISH GOT BODIED. 😂

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pandas are more valuable than any Leftist. Change my mind.

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Haun_Solo0211 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nailed it lmao

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slimcoat 1 point ago +1 / -0

SAVAGE

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Useless blob BTFO.

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FactsOverFeelings 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just spit coffee on my keyboard!

You won discord.

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MagaDevildog2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based and Panda pilled?

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mrmadigan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not too keen on pandas either, but by gosh are they better for the world than lesbians.

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FlatEarth2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

BOOM. Surgical strike!

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Ampersand2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should see my kek repsonses! Unfortunately, I can't anymore. Y'know. Censorship and the thing!

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Eh_tu_Brute 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuckin cunt lapper, no disrespect to cunt lappers.

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Robust_Safeguard 0 points ago +1 / -1

Literally walked right into that one. How fucking dumb can you be?