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Hussar 113 points ago +114 / -1

An entire nation of Florida Men and Florida Women... I don't think the world is ready for that.

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Kekintosh2020 [S] 67 points ago +67 / -0

Ever seen an army of Fl men on bath salts? They can keep the F-15s and Nukes.

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Hussar 35 points ago +35 / -0

A single battalion of Florida Men, with nothing but the clothes on their backs, can defeat all the armies of the US, China, Russia, and the Roman Empire combined.

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AmericanMan00 25 points ago +25 / -0

"Get 'em Cooter"

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DonJr2032 -22 points ago +6 / -28

This post is bullshit faggot crap. Almost none of us, except for a few loud raging brainless losers want to “declare independence”.

We want our nation United!
We want a single great Union!
We want to expose voter fraud
And RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and
Show normies that Dems are pro chopping up living human babies and selling their parts
We want to enlighten millions of normies and convert Dems
Like Trump wanted to do, we want to Unite our great nation so that it can do great things that only a United American people can do!

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NonyaDB 16 points ago +20 / -4

"Unification" can come later, after we've split, waged open, no-holds-barred war on the communist left and slaughtered them all.
Once they've surrendered, we can re-unite the states into a more perfect Union where Service Guarantees Citizenship.

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HEXEN 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'd like to know more.

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NonyaDB 4 points ago +5 / -1

Read Kurt Schlichter's books for the lulz and the 2nd half of the book "Unintended Consequences" for the how-to guide.

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johnfist1 3 points ago +4 / -1

The reason splitting up is a bad plan is because it creates an opportunity for the other states to call for help/aid from Canada/Europe/China. You DO NOT want that. They would win.

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HKgoneWild 1 point ago +2 / -1

We wouldn't be fighting just New York, California and the other usual suspects. We would be fighting everyone. The countries we would be fighting have no qualms about sacrificing their own people by the bushel to kill one of ours. And they have the population to do it. If there is a civil war then it must stay internal. Fuck the UN and all the other globalist steppers.

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Cumberbuns 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just like the south lost it would happen again.

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biglypatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Larp harder

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SaltyBAZ 15 points ago +16 / -1

Why would Florida men have clothes on their backs? They know the enemy fears naked combat, why would they agree to his terms?

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NateBedfordForrest 11 points ago +12 / -1

General Butt Naked sneaks into the chat

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Thoborius 5 points ago +6 / -1

Wife beater tank tops are clothing.

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NotDangerousGame 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Clothes on their backs"

Clearly you are not familiar with most Florida Men.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +3 / -1

They won't need the clothes either. Or at least that what it seems they prefer.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 13 points ago +14 / -1

I thought the craziest person I ever met in my life came from TN... until I met a dude who grew up in a town near the everglades. We were camping and this crazy fuck snagged a western rattler with nothing more than a batter glove, a marshmallow s'more skewer and metal set of testicles... then he cooked it on the campfire

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ColonelHughes 6 points ago +6 / -0

as i have said a few times. squatters rights are recognized in the everglades because if you can stay in the everglades for a half a year uninterrupted people dont want to fuck with you

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Was there any meat worth eating on the rattler? The ones I've seen in California are very thin and probably couldn't make much more than a White Castle patty.

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becky21k1 12 points ago +13 / -1

The cali ones are liberals and eat soy

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NateBedfordForrest 3 points ago +4 / -1

Escalation complete.

Suck me dry commiformia

Lols.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!! I'm so insulting the next snake I see hiking in SoCal!

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Revelation2010 3 points ago +4 / -1

You can big ones if you look around the scrub brush and pine stands in the swamps. They taste good - better than python.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 3 points ago +4 / -1

They get big out here. You see a lot of the small ones near homes because of the smaller sized food sources like house mice. Get out in the country and you get big bois

https://ucanr.edu/blogs/Topics/blogfiles/65704_original.jpg

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SpaceRat 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm convinced bath salts are the zombie apocalypse in disguise.

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ColonelHughes 1 point ago +2 / -1

im convinced this gene therapy death needle is re-wiring folks brains. way too many of the folks who were ardently against it have become cultists out of no where.

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ClownWorldIsHere 34 points ago +35 / -1

An entire nation of "Florida-Man" sounds terrifyingly awesome lol

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Jsjaajkaka 8 points ago +8 / -0

Greatest army in the world

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zigZag590 6 points ago +6 / -0

Florida man is best man

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TheEvacuator 6 points ago +6 / -0

THE UNITED STATES OF FLORIDA!

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Hussar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broke: "The United States of Florida"

Awoken: "THE GREATER FLORIDIAN EMPIRE"

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DebunkTheLeft 28 points ago +29 / -1

Funny how a state that was considered purple by many only a few short years ago, has taken the reins from Texas as the Red State Standard.

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QLARP 15 points ago +17 / -2

DeSantis won by .5

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DonnieT 28 points ago +28 / -0

Had to beat the cheat

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MAGAguitar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indeed but Desantis didn’t campaign then they way he does now. Rick Scott and state GOP worked hard to get him over the finish line once Putnam lost in the primary. But Desantis has learned mightily since then and he is significantly more popular and effective.

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zigZag590 19 points ago +19 / -0

Massive voter fraud. Once he cleaned up elections, you saw Trump win by a wide margin.

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TeeBP 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yup. Broward was puling some dirty shit.

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EggPlanter 4 points ago +6 / -2

People forget that it's only a few counties that are truly blue. 2 of those are geographically advantageous to exclude from our boundaries.

Convince the bigheads in Miami to separate into a new state. Convince Jacksonville to join Georgia. Legislate well and be normal to sway the blues in the remaining counties. Poof, Florida is now a 100% red controlled state.

what do they have all those overly paid political consultants for again?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF is wrong with Miami? With a bazillion Cubans, how does anyone in that city not know to hate commies? Seriously. I've met even 3rd gen Cubans and "fuck commies" is the second major discussion topic after "why Cuban food is best".

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Revelation2010 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a city, so it concentrates evil. Wouldn't be surprised though if there was fraud happening there too.

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yeldarb1983 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously, though, how is cuban food? I've never had it, and I always like trying something new foodwise. (as long as it's not glorified fishbait)

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Jsjaajkaka 4 points ago +4 / -0

How’s the Democratic Party doing down there in Florida?

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NullifyAndSecede 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think that the first secession worked out well whereby we seceded from King George and England. The second one did not work out as well where the southern states the confederacy conceded. In my book I'm ready to see if we can break the tie.

― Walter E. Williams

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TrumpChampBelt 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's pretty much America in a nutshell

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Awakened 73 points ago +73 / -0

No. It’s all ours. All of it.

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NeoDragoon 14 points ago +14 / -0

Fremen crusade from the Arrakis of Arizona?

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Robust_Safeguard 1 point ago +2 / -1

Honestly these maps are bullshit and ignorant as fuck. Most of the west coast and new england is red as fuck. It is quite literally one or two cities in these states that "turn them blue" and idiots on here think the entire state is the enemy. I actually see people on here act like seattle is all of washington and talk about seattle and portland like they are the same exact place very close to each other.

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MAD-3R 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAGA' DEEB!!!

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tombombadil86 5 points ago +5 / -0

Commie crusade ftw!!!

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Everquest4Life 18 points ago +19 / -1

Secession?

Why not invade! Surrender none of it. Those west coast and north east lands are beautiful! They're ours.

Go up and get Canada too while we're at it.

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NullifyAndSecede 21 points ago +21 / -0

I have no desire to control the lives of others, I simply want to be left alone in freedom.

The "Civil War" was not a "Civil War" at all, the south had no desire to control the north, only to be out of their control.

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Revelation2010 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's true and it's a good goal. But to achieve it you can't just ignore the other side. War is one by the side on offense. Defenses can't hold forever. The reason America is in such terrible shape is evil is relentless and good guys want to just be left alone.

For a quick view of this look at the US civil war and which side spent the most time fighting in the other side's land, then look who won. Offense is critical.

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slammerofhope 0 points ago +2 / -2

What kind of reasoning is this? I can just as easily say that the side that spent the most time fighting in the other side's land was the side that was already winning.

Further more there are clear contradictions to this in may historical examples. See Germany on Russian land during winter during WWII, the US Army in Vietnam, Japan in China during WWII.

Offense is critical, but so is every other aspect of a grand strategy. Defense, logistics/supply routes, morale, training are all very critical aspects. All of this and we still haven't even touched on the political side of wars such as public support.

Quit spewing shit out of your mouth when you don't have the slightest idea of what wars and battles, especially modern wars and battles are like.

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Revelation2010 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just passing on what the US military academy teaches.

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NateBedfordForrest 1 point ago +1 / -0

Overreach and overtaxation

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RStroud 6 points ago +6 / -0

With secession you get simultaneously escape trillions in debt and leave the coasts on the hook for repayment.

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VonTyger 6 points ago +7 / -1

Ever heard of manifest destiny?

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Revelation2010 2 points ago +3 / -1

And womanifest destiny

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VonTyger 0 points ago +1 / -1

Awoman!

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HeavyMetalPatriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

Secession?

Yes, secession. Because there is NO stomach for war on the Right who only sees the 2A for defense. So that leaves Secession or Submission as America's future. Reclaiming all of America might be possible, but only long after Secession where the Red states rebuild and the Blue states crumble.

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Judicator 1 point ago +2 / -1

Secession or submission are the only options? Are you kidding me?

Is that an excuse to sit around doing nothing while the hard working among us actually fight for audits, seize local governments, and grassroots retake the institutions of this nation that is overwhelmingly on our side?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 0 points ago +1 / -1

Secession or submission are the only options?

Yes, that's reality.

Are you kidding me?

Not in the slightest. History books > Harry Potter.

Is that an excuse to sit around doing nothing

No, because Secession will require hard work to achieve because the country is quickly slipping deeper every day into Submission.

while the hard working among us actually fight for audits, seize local governments, and grassroots retake the institutions of this nation that is overwhelmingly on our side?

If the nation was overwhelmingly on our side, we wouldn't be in this situation and 2020 wouldn't have occured. A nation on our side would never have knelt to the Shamdemic, Cultural Marxism nor the Election Steal. Nobody is seizing local governments and grassroots are retaking nothing because the GOP will not become MAGA, at best the candidates will mumble some MAGA-lite noise to win elections. Audits are a wonderful thing, the fountain of our blessed hopium - and the absolute best key to achieving Red State Secession.

I don't say "Secession or Submission" because that's what I want, it's because that's America's future. Nobody votes their way out of communism.

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Judicator 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you believe election fraud wasn't rampant with millions of fraudulent votes nationwide? That's laughable with the amount of evidence of fraud we've obtained, and if you do believe that I can only believe you to be a shill or leftist.

We are seizing local governments and grassroots. If we don't secession will never happen anyways, and, even if it did, it would fail because of the same repeated subversion.

There is no shooting your way out of this. There is only manning the fuck up and doing the jobs that those who came before us neglected in favor of pursuing their own lives.

Until the people own up to the responsibility of managing government BY the people, we will not have government FOR the people.

Even if every last corrupt SOB in government vanished tomorrow, their ranks would be filled again by the end of the week.

Until people retake government through their own hard effort; sweat and tears, no amount of blood COULD solve anything.

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HeavyMetalPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

So you believe election fraud wasn't rampant with millions of fraudulent votes nationwide?

Where did you get that idea? I've got 3 decades as a researcher and I've been explaining the election steal data analysis to people for 9 months now. I had no doubt of the steal even before Time magazine printed their mea culpa.

Until the people own up to the responsibility of managing government BY the people, we will not have government FOR the people.

You are 100% correct, but that was the needed action 20 years ago. Even Trump was surprised how deep the Swamp really is, and beyond it's depth, the Swamp is vast with tendrils throughout media, academia and Big Tech.

We are seizing local governments and grassroots.

Where?

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Judicator 2 points ago +2 / -0

IIRC u/War_Hamster/ [not sure if pinging like that works] has made at least some progress in California. I also recall hearing reports from people making progress in Arizona, Texas [yes, it's needed there too], Oklahoma, Washington [state], Oregon [state], Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Florida, South Carolina, and others.

Given I don't write down every damn thing I read I probably couldn't find most of the links for you, and even if I did I suppose it's up to you to believe it or not, but successes won't exactly be telegraphed by anyone. Most of them are trying to be at least semi covert to avoid resistance and are happening on such a low or small level that, alone, are not much more than a blip on the radar at most.

If you look for info on the "Precinct Strategy" you might find communities/groups organizing logistics, but I am not sure. I've been working alternative angles due to my location and living circumstances, but I strongly recommend that to everyone who has it as an option.

Also, I don't think Trump was actually caught off guard by the level of corruption. If anything I'd say he's just been playing the hand he's been dealt as masterfully as he can; it's not like he can or ever could do anything. Agree or disagree with his strategy, he would have far more information about what is happening than any of us likely, so if you trust his judgement on things he's attempted to accomplish it might be worthwhile trusting his judgement with regards to this information war. That doesn't mean "don't try to make positive change", to the contrary, any ally that has stuck with Trump thus far is now calling for people to get involved in the ways I'm describing. Few if any have pushed for secession, and he most certainly has not.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not seceding my property. It will be like Petoria.

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Wintergreen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Just take over all the landmass where we already dominate and then starve out the cities.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

Doesn't matter how hard you want to pretend to believe this shit, it isn't going to help.

Secession is the first step that gives us some kind of defensive line to operate from. You won't accomplish fucking shit with any kind of sporadic guerilla "insurgency", either politically or armed or whatever. Disorganized organizing is impotent and inefficient.

First you secede, you insulate yourself from the enemy, and when they strike you, you strike back and you strike back to win.

The real funny aspect will be what happens to the fact that 99% of the country's nukes are in the very states that want to secede... if you think I wouldn't send 6 million fucking commies screaming into hell by turning Los Angeles into a glass pancake, guess again.

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biglypatriot 0 points ago +1 / -1

I love when sociopaths openly admit their fantasies. Christ, our side doesn't stand a chance

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NullifyAndSecede 0 points ago +1 / -1

If everyone owns something nobody does.

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biglypatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the fuck does this even mean though. Everyone can own a car or a gun or a loaf of bread. Back off with the Marxist materialism

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NullifyAndSecede 0 points ago +1 / -1

Not the same car/gun/loaf of bread.

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GabeC1997 35 points ago +36 / -1

Notice how all the blue areas seem to be places that an invading army would require?

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shadows_of_the_mind 7 points ago +9 / -2

Hard times make strong men

Strong men make good times

Good times make weak men

Weak men make hard times

We are between step 3 and 4

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polJosephWatson 3 points ago +5 / -2

Real shit makes real niggas

Real niggas be straight chillin

Straight chillin makes bitch niggas

Bitch niggas start some real shit

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Kekintosh2020 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yup it already is occupied

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MySidesGoUp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same places that folks leave to go to Florida.

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Revelation2010 1 point ago +2 / -1

The CCP has been fighting here already for decades.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 29 points ago +30 / -1

The blue Illinois is like a boil on the ass of freedom. Unacceptable, gonna have to do something about that.

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thebest2020 17 points ago +18 / -1

Only downtown chiraq is the worst. Rest of state is OK except for tiny factions. Turn IL into a zit when you claim independence and they will pop.

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VonTyger 10 points ago +11 / -1

"Like a boil on the ass of freedom", you win the internet for the day.

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Brakesbreaktrains2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just like the 3 on the left.

Cut out the third of the are closest to the water and we keep the rest

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Jurais13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you I was going to say that. Cut out the part by the water and the rest is mostly red.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +2 / -2

Oh well it's easy. Genetic marginalization where only a lifetime of servitude can begin to claw a disgusting bloodline back from the abyss.

Communists, communist's families, any who aren't flayed and nailed to crosses, are reduced to third-class citizens. Any children they have (well assuming we don't sterilize them) are also third-class. They have no rights. They cannot speak. They live the life of a true communist: an organic robot that labors according to its ability, and we give it only what it actually needs. Sackcloth clothing. A corrugated metal hut. Gruel and crickets for food.

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biglypatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking retards openly talking about bloodline management, forced sterilization and crucifixion. Would you prefer to live in 1943 Germany or 50 AD Rome?

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

How did diversity and inclusion turn out for Rome?

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islandcentipede 27 points ago +27 / -0

I’ve never used the word secession. I treat it extremely seriously since I really do not want to see the USA dissolve. I’m starting to wonder if peaceful divorce is inevitable.

These “vaccine” mandates present the most realistic threat for secession I’ve ever seen in over 30 years of life. I live in NY and I’m just shattered by what’s happening here.

I rushed into getting the jab in March despite making a full recovery from covid. I had antibodies in my blood work months after.

I felt off about this “vaccine” from the get-go.

I’m never ignoring my gut again, I didn’t give true informed consent. I was given misinformed consent under duress. Under the duress of year of hell just hoping for a ways out. They were floating mandating it at my employer and that influenced my decision. I’m mad because it wasn’t my decision. I never wanted this vaccine but I felt like I had no choice and gave in when I was feeling hopeless.

My employer mandated it. My body is no longer mine. I’m a pincushion for whatever they decide to do to me next. Despite being “fully vaccinated” I need to still be pcr tested regularly.

My parents voted for Trump and trust the vaccine. This mandate is causing my extreme duress. I’ve never felt more distressed in my life. I’m trying to hold it together but my soul is dying.

I thought okay maybe we’re coming out of this… God how naive I was. I’m experiencing an adverse reaction. I’m fearing the day a booster will be forced on me. I’m not taking it and will face the consequences.

I’m speaking out. I’ve had it. I don’t give a fuck if people are mad. Tomorrow during our team check-in I’m going to raise hell without losing my job, especially putting the Branch Covidian bitch on my team that wanted it mandated before it was even available.

Take a look at what Cuomo did today. It’s so bad here in New York. We have to fight this. There’s nowhere to run to.

Walmart corporate mandated it for execs, it’s hitting many other private employers.

I think if the feds push this too hard, and try to stop states restricting vaccine passports/employer vaccine mandates you’re going to see things get really weird.

It’s already getting weird.

The vaccine failed didn’t it? Break through cases… they’re going to double down on insanity and push boosters rather than admit it failed.

God protect us

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HKFan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wouldn't be shocked if some of these companies have their corporate physicians administer saline to their top brass. Guarantee none of the elite are actually taking this shit. No way

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islandcentipede 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wouldn't be shocked either. The thought has crossed my mind. I'm thinking of Biden going to Don Lemon "You got the vaccine? Are you okay?"

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talltellmanson 5 points ago +5 / -0

I doubt they're even getting the saline shot.

Some probably will but once you're that high up you don't need to prove jack shit.

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NullifyAndSecede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Secession is a peaceful act, nothing to be ashamed of.

This country was formed in a secession from the British, and secession is the only way we will ever reclaim our natural rights.

It is our right, it is our duty to throw off these tyrants.

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shadows_of_the_mind 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cuomo and DeBlowsio killed the city. The nightlife might be “back” in, but during the day it’s a desolate wasteland. Just watch Louis Rossmann’s bike ride livestreams. NYC died alongside our grandparents last year. NY ought to evict their asses and toss them to the nursing homes.

…Then ass drag them both up I-87 and punt them into Canada where they belong. Fuck Cuomo and fuck DeBlowsio

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VonTyger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bless you Pede, and good luck!

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Krakalakin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yup, you're a pincusion LOL. Whatever you give them, they just take more and more, they'll never leave you alone. You can't give them an inch. This is why everyone says you can't negotiate with terrorists.

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islandcentipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’re 100% right. I don’t even disagree.

I’m speaking up because people need to know.

Your freedom involves autonomy over your body.

If my experience helps anyone that’s all I want.

I will peach the truth no matter how much pressure I get to stop.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 20 points ago +20 / -0

The United Republics of Florida.

I could get behind that.

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War_Hamster 14 points ago +14 / -0

Screw this!

You left me in Blue territory.

Don't leave a Pede behind.

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Judicator 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd accept it if the map were totally red and it was titled "United States of America". I will accept nothing less, especially not any of this secession BS.

IMO secession is a lazy cop-out that will kick the problem down the road 3-5, maybe 10 years if we're lucky.

What gives these people the idea that the DS will just let secession happen and let go of that territory, or that some kind of "peaceful divorce" is possible? Where have they been the past 20 years when the left has been ruthlessly hunting down any last bastion of conservatism and freedom, and subverting and infiltrating the country?

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Correct. Their goal is ONE WORLD GOV'T, and that means they rule everyone and every where. They will never stop trying to subvert our freedom.

So it's victory or death.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

It won't go peacefully. That's the fucking point, ya dope.

The first stages of secession are used to root out and sever the disgusting cancerous fibers the communists have implanted. It'll be harder for them to operate the FBI across the borders, etc.

Secession gives us a defensive 'home field' to fight from and something to organize and fight for.

Literally the only other option besides that is to just engage in sporadic acts of pointless violence and fail, or give up and fail. Secession is the first step on the only path to victory.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do like the Cubans do. Abandon ship, build up support and we can retake those areas later.

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Patriots_dont_kneel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems like they're stuck on the Abandon ship phase though.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah...I guess, unfettered from communism, they managed to thrive in the U.S.A. and just never went back. Probably most of them alive today only remember the shithole they left, not the land it once was before the Castros took over...

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E-dantes 13 points ago +14 / -1

I like "Texida" better. Pronounced tehita. Cant claim racism if it's a spanish sounding title haha

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VonTyger 13 points ago +14 / -1

Flexis, because we flex on people.

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E-dantes 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm okay with this too. Kek

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not Kekistan?

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Revelation2010 3 points ago +3 / -0

It does sound better than Florizonahomaxas.

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Make it. Don’t let your memes be dream.

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Cheesemaker 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean there is precedence with Texarkana

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Rubicante 4 points ago +4 / -0

Arkansas can't come up with an original name to save itself. Texarkana, Arkadelphia, shit even the state's name is just "Our Kansas".

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont forget the Arklatex.

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AmericanPatriot6f0 -4 points ago +1 / -5

Or wakanda.

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E-dantes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, no.

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yeldarb1983 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not? Take the name and wear it like a badge and the REEEEing across the blue states will be like sweet sweet music...

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Duchess 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just another way of saying we want Ron Desantis as our President instead of the pretender in the WH.

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sleepinggiant 12 points ago +12 / -0

No all 50 states belong to us. Commies can go live in china

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trade 'em for Cubanos.

even if we trade 1 Cuban anti-communist for 1000 american communists, we're still getting the better deal.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah I like the idea of dropping them in Syria. Just fly C-17s in continual loops and throw them out the back.

Parachutes, no parachutes, who cares.

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah, but then I'd feel bad for the syrians...

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Trump4Freedom 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dont forget eastern wa! We don't close down or listen to mandates here!

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Obvious 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most of California and Oregon are red too. There are just a few big hot spots with shitloads of far left retards.

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LongDingDongKong 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maine and New Hampshire are red. Our elections were stolen.

Trump got more votes in the primary as an incumbent then Bush and Obama COMBINED. Who the fuck goes to vote in a primary for an incumbent? Trump got more then Reagan's the previous record holder. He got more then the top 2 democrats candidates combined.

Susan Collins won Maine in a landslide, yet somehow Trump didn't win all the electoral votes (he got 1 of 3).

Both states have Constitutional carry. There's no way democrats outnumber us.

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Obvious 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I was just in Maine. Saw tons of Trump signs. Zero support for Biden anywhere.

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Raythetexan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fuck you, from Texas.

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VonTyger 5 points ago +6 / -1

Flexis, the country that flexes on everyone.

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TheOneWhoKnocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

The United States of Flexis, consisting of the states of Texas, Florida and everything in between.

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Kekintosh2020 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love it, Tex. You guys got that black gold, beef, and brass.

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Gonzotron5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Economy, power grid, military, port...

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was about to say the same thing, but you beat me to it!

More like the United States of Texas!

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rebelde_sin_causa 9 points ago +9 / -0

We could push them a lot closer to the coasts in all those blue areas, except around PA where they would keep Philly

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Kekintosh2020 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

How corrupt is that shithole? We went on vacation in south NJ(work friend moved back there) and made a day trip to Independence Hall. It was daunting to be on hallowed ground but once we left the building it was absolute shit. This was like 11 years ago, I can only imagine it now.

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rebelde_sin_causa 6 points ago +6 / -0

I dunno, I haven't been there in 17 years. It was like a third world country. All the philly cheese steaks I ate there were shit.

It was nearly 40 years ago when Bill Parcells called it a banana republic. He was right of course.

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shadows_of_the_mind 2 points ago +2 / -0

NJ resident here, it’s a shithole outside of every major urban area

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Rubicante 1 point ago +1 / -0

Push them right into the ocean.

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AllahFubar 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like it. Perhaps pull in Western OR, WA & CA, along with most of IL (minus Chiraq), and perhaps pull in Alberta.

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680-EVIL 3 points ago +3 / -0

WTF? What about NH and half of ME?

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AllahFubar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely, and upstate NY, and I'm fairly sure there rural ME is on board.

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Wordlife187 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eastern WA and Oregon with Northern CA.

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AllahFubar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yep, I was being a bit dyslexic with my thinking there.

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Didiwoof 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck that, Washington is mostly conservative and it a total victim of fraudulent election practices.

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Regnad_2720 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oregon Pioneered 'vote by mail', been Blue ever since.

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panic_scam 4 points ago +4 / -0

What if I told you more people voted for Trump in California than in Texas?

“BuT CaLiFoRnIa HaS a BigGeR pOpULaTiOn!!”

So?

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

California would be the first strike. Los Angeles could be subjected to the biggest siege in world history, bigger than Stalingrad. The geography of Los Angeles is basically a giant bowl with only a few actual ways out that could all be controlled. Control the ocean too, and just starve or dry the 10 million subhumans out.

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Gonzotron5000 0 points ago +1 / -1

So its not a fair comparison?

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MightyThor512 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the numerical advantage is small enough we could take the rest of oregon and list leave portland.

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cicero21 4 points ago +4 / -0

lets take CA all the way to the far side of the Sierras and take most of WA and OR as well. and most of Ill, we will give them Milwaukee

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Regnad_2720 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, outside of the metro areas Oregon is very red. CA and WA too based on travels.

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lordvon 3 points ago +3 / -0

thank you for including me in pa

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Revelation2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're welcome son.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't want us to declare independence... I want us to kick the fucking communists out of our country and reclaim our cities.

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JetJocky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Right, we could move NE Illinois commies to the East or West blues and claim Illinois too. Same with parts of California. We need to claim some of that prime ocean front property. If we go by counties nationwide, the blues would have very little.

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Trumpsbigbrassballs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greater Flexas.

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Kekintosh2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!

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Istealupvotes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Our based ancestors did it once before, we can do it again. http://historyandthefenian.weebly.com/uploads/2/6/2/2/26229885/497596.jpg?357

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Ole_Miss_Reb 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the DeSantis slogan:

“Make America Florida”

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Robbie06261995 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cut Shitcago out and Illinois should be able to join. Southern Illinois is very red.

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VonTyger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hearby name our new country Flexis, from Florida to Texas, we flex on everyone.

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wearetruthseekers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey hey hey now, I'm in Texas and we ain't about to go that far.

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Starxteel 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fact that this doesn't say 'Texas' is very telling

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

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Do_the_Math 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Texalorida. There, fixed it.

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we include the red parts of IL. Just cut off that tumor called Chicago.

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is Jefferson State invited?!?! <3 MAGA2021

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yeldarb1983 2 points ago +2 / -0

Think you'd be shocked how many countries in "blue" states went red... this map is more red than you think...

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LibertarianXian 2 points ago +3 / -1

Texas enters the chat to clarify some things

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Revelation2010 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's your state. You don't need my permission as long as you enforce human rights. Immorality spreads like a bacteria and causes Liberalism all over again.

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ApexVeritas 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the cities.

Secede from the cities. They'll be lone islands that can't survive on their own in a sea of red that's tired of their bullshit.

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Kekintosh2020 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Build a wall around them and a septic tank to drain them

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Florida Redistricting Expansion Effort (F.R.E.E.)

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Exploring and Expanding Florida's Future

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ConstutionalCarry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Florida Redistricting Emancipation Effort (F.R.E.E.)

People love a good emancipation.

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TheFountainhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can claim most of Illinois, New York, and Oregon too

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd live for it to be called Texas instead but they really need to step up their game for that to happen.

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Balzenburg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not giving up our pacific military and commercial ports. We're taking it all back.

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MyOathNeverEnded 2 points ago +2 / -0

The real United States.

https://imgur.com/RqYbCJO

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Pillage 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like this one

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JaneMN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank You for taking Minnesota with you!

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NotAnotherNPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

4 more years then I'll be ready to help build the next Silicon Valley.... minus all the snowflakes.

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Ottoandersson 2 points ago +2 / -0

PA here! I for one welcome our Florida overlords.

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PelosiSux1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

We’re gonna need more Publix subs.

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Freedom_Lover750 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be named Texas not Florida.

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Change that to TEXAS and we've got a deal.