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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll ALWAYS remember during my SWEATY Army basic training at Ft Leonard Wood (Lost In The Woods) in deep southern Missouri during July/August 1986, on one of the maneuvers, some poor bastard finally had his shit-once-a-week MRE turd poking out its head and darted into the woods on our Smoke Em If You Got Em 5 minute break. He apparently didn't know the difference between 'regular' vegetation and poison ivy. He spent the next relaxing several days in the infirmary.

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