4014
Comments (540)
sorted by:
785
Gyromancer 785 points ago +785 / -0

James Earl Jones dressed as Darth Covid.

165
women_for_trump 165 points ago +166 / -1

That's the scariest Star Wars villain yet.

56
lestork 56 points ago +56 / -0

[+heavy breathing in imperial+]

107
women_for_trump 107 points ago +107 / -0

"I find your lack of fear disturbing."

48
Fundadores 48 points ago +48 / -0

A cutout of that dude, printed on a shirt, with that quote on it would sell well.

37
Rainman 37 points ago +37 / -0

Here you go frens, cut out

https://patriots.win/p/12jd4nlO20/

29
MAGAMAGMA 29 points ago +29 / -0

Liberals - But, but, but...I got vaxxed, you said there would be no lockdowns if I got vaxxed!

"I am altering the deal, Pray I don't alter it further."

7
neurojerk 7 points ago +7 / -0

This deal really is getting worse by the minute.

2
BigBadJim 2 points ago +2 / -0

This REQUIRES more upvotes.

I thereby mandate it ao.

10
Pandas4Trump 10 points ago +12 / -2

"Enough of this, Chador! Release him."

33
anon09 33 points ago +33 / -0

psssh luke... psssh I can't breeev pssssh

21
FrankWisner 21 points ago +21 / -0
  • with lisp
5
randylaheydidit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Coughing like Gen Grevious

8
A1waysLurk1ing 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wait till ya meet Darth Sneed. Way deadlier.

2
deleted 2 points ago +13 / -11
6
amarie 6 points ago +9 / -3

Well no one trusts Hollywood anymore. Israel is mandating vaccines and it's killing them. Christians are villified the world over and they are the main ally's of jews. So whatever the evil is in this world, is not favoring the jews at this point. It would seem the communist asians may have hoodwinked the jews and they are the one's annihilating them through their main vice, the love of money. Jews are being bought and are buying into covid, and are being vaccinated. There is no going back after vaccination. It cannot be undone if it proves to be deadly.

4
DickTick 4 points ago +10 / -6

Imagine that, a handshake account who just goes on and on about jews and pretty much nothing else......

3
Tony-Wayt 3 points ago +5 / -2

It is because they still stupidly believe national socialism is right wing,when it is the left that is full of hatred for anything and everything. There is none so blind as those that refuse to see.

0
zekin 0 points ago +1 / -1

Handshake account trying to create bad optics, probably to push policies favorable to the observable chinese commies that took over our country. Blaming jews then posting 2 hour long documentaries that look like they were created by psychopaths.

Then you look and supposedly randos are downvoting the guys calling this asshat out.

Nah, I'm not accepting that - people aren't retarded, this is literally just a programming problem attached to their bot net to fill out the desired number of downvotes to match the upvotes.

1
Alexbella 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not all Zionists are Jews.

1
laredditarmy 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmaooo

53
LLegendary 53 points ago +53 / -0

no photoshop battle needed.

36
rainyday1234 36 points ago +41 / -5

THAT MEME MADE ITSLEF

13
ShadowPatriot21 13 points ago +13 / -0

As long as Kathleen Kennedy didn’t make it.

5
Inquisitor_Corvus 5 points ago +5 / -0

They always do, my fren. They always do.

42
rainyday1234 42 points ago +45 / -3

TRUMP WON

27
TrueTemper2 27 points ago +27 / -0

Lord Covid... these rebel scum can run but they cannot hide... they will all be jabbed per your instructions

15
rainyday1234 15 points ago +20 / -5

MUZZLE CUCKS

232
Jmk1970 232 points ago +232 / -0

A virtue signaling idiot.

98
SHILL_DETECTOR 98 points ago +98 / -0

theatre

30
rainyday1234 30 points ago +35 / -5

political theatre ALERT

16
SHILL_DETECTOR 16 points ago +18 / -2

theatre of war!

9
FattyWatt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Optics 2 instill FEAR in u...... Dictators LOVE that!

10
SHILL_DETECTOR 10 points ago +10 / -0

they look scared

23
DeuteronomyTwentyone 23 points ago +23 / -0

Who was more than likely wearing a buttplug that day.... probably every damn day 🤢

7
rainyday1234 7 points ago +12 / -5

A BRAINWASHED CUCK _______________________________

5
amarie 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe buttplug's destroy, over time, the ability of the sphincter to function and thus eventually cause incontinence. Very dangerous to play with such an important area that needs to be able to close tightly. I don't know why people aren't more concerned with the future function of their bodies.

4
DeuteronomyTwentyone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol 🤣. I agree.... that is an exit only path! But were talking about sick degenerates, so anything goes.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
1
amarie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not over time. Over time, sphincters break down from abuse, much more so than in regular use. That's why some men are incontinent in old age and others are not.

-2
DickTick -2 points ago +2 / -4

Just to be clear, anatomy-wise, how the fuck is your body going to know the difference between opening for a butt plug and opening for a turd?

Not sure if you've ever really stopped and thought about just how wide that poor little hole has to get sometimes naturally, but yeah

What you're talking about is all but a myth.... The amount of damage you would have to do down there before it actually became a problem is so unbelievably out there that very few people have actually managed to accomplish it lol

Edit -- tdlr - buttholes are remarkably resilient

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
1
amarie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not over time, however. Over time, sphincters break down from abuse, much more so than in regular use. That's why some men are incontinent in old age and others are not.

16
kornesque 16 points ago +16 / -0

He showed up in a hazmat suit, SCBA and medals on his chest but theyade him tone it down before the cameraman was allowed to take a shot.

2
Building7 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hot take, the US military would be crushed by China/Russia/Iran in open combat and the so called superior American military technology is all vaporware.

0
rainyday1234 0 points ago +5 / -5

A BRAINWASHED^^^^

202
2008RonPaul2012 202 points ago +204 / -2

A conquered nation

101
rainyday1234 101 points ago +106 / -5

A STOLEN ELECTION

31
SoldanoSlo 31 points ago +31 / -0

China laughing there ass off

5
Norwayhastrolls 5 points ago +5 / -0

Putin is fine with Biden too.

2
DontArkancideMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s not like the Navy sent entire nuclear Carrier Battle groups to port over the COLD. Oh.

18
TD_Covfefe_Crusader 18 points ago +18 / -0

Normies: "This is fine."

12
deleted 12 points ago +12 / -0
8
TD_Covfefe_Crusader 8 points ago +8 / -0

They wouldn't be good useful idiots if they were informed and applied critical thinking.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
9
rainyday1234 9 points ago +14 / -5

YEP

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
169
Paulko 169 points ago +169 / -0

An African warlord?

44
Uhtred92 44 points ago +44 / -0

My thought exactly. Lmao

31
BidensPrisonWallet 31 points ago +31 / -0

My thought at first but this moron isn't wearing nearly enough bling.

26
ihatenycladc 26 points ago +27 / -1

i seriously thought it was robert mugabe of the ?congo?..then i was like why are there so many white soldiers? btw their appearance looks sloppy. loose belts, jackets that dont fit right.sad.not even talking bout the masks. supposedly prepared for battle but not the flu.sooooo sad and pathetic.

11
SamuelColt 11 points ago +11 / -0

It starts at the top. When you have a Sec Def who is a scared little bitch and top generals defending silly, stupid shit like critical theory, don't expect a tip top, in shape, crisp appearance at the bottom of the chain.

8
10
Friendly_B 10 points ago +10 / -0

They all have prominent bellies.

6
BillionsAndBillions 6 points ago +6 / -0

That has to be part of the demoralization. "Bring me the fat ones for the front row."

4
deplorable-d00d 4 points ago +4 / -0

And narrow shoulders

2
dukeofdoorcounty 2 points ago +2 / -0

the flu IS the enemy.

2
2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've all got pot bellies.

17
julianleroux 17 points ago +17 / -0

No way, African warlords have some dignity.

9
DiscoverAFire 9 points ago +9 / -0

African warlords don't show fear. This is an homage to cowardice

4
rainyday1234 4 points ago +9 / -5

MEGA KEK ^^^^^

144
GodEmporerTrump 144 points ago +147 / -3

What an embarrassment for the first black Secretary of Defense to be the pussy of the decade…why not just make him wear a dress before he gets the pass

40
deleted 40 points ago +40 / -0
26
magastrophysicist 26 points ago +26 / -0

The war has moved from the front lines to the front holes.

11
Olds777 11 points ago +11 / -0

General Milly would throw a hissy fit that he chose a similar looking dress as him and run off crying to tweet about it.

4
VirPopulus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd bet a lot of scratch that Milley has a J. Edgar Hoover thing going on.

0
Olds777 0 points ago +0 / -0

Who knows. Now a days all these old idiots can find so many people for sale with apps and what not. I bet he's racked up or is hoping to rack up a huge bill of whores. He's such a fat pussy and I can't imagine some poor bastard having to salute him, but there seems to be a lot of worthless shit at the top.

2
3
Olds777 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they had that blackmail on the head of the FBI imagine the dirt people have now, now that everyone has smartphones and the internet that the NSA and who knows who else can spy almost at will on people. I think that's the only reason we are where we are now, because so many people can be bullied and intimidated that couldn't have been bribed as they have secrets they're too afraid of becoming public.

1
VirPopulus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ever see that episode of South Park?

1
Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

The white devil general

10
deleted 10 points ago +12 / -2
4
Flipakademsarepedos 4 points ago +4 / -0

This

2
Truthdose 2 points ago +2 / -0

What an embarrassment for the first black Secretary of Defense to be the pussy of the decade…

Better to be a vagina then a genocidal maniac...

Did you forget WMDs Powell?

1
Nerdrem 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was Secretary of State. Looking at his career up to that point it's surprising, seems like he would have been a a much better choice for SoD. Seriously WTF: 35 years in the Army ending as a 4 Star General and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, stints as Deputy NSA and NSA, and then... Secretary of State? Why? What in his career qualified him for that position?

1
Truthdose 1 point ago +1 / -0

...Being a "good soldier"(following orders)

Ep. 5322 – Ray McGovern on Colin Powell and Mike Pompeo

78
Sweets 78 points ago +79 / -1

Storm troopers in the making.

42
MAGA1775 42 points ago +43 / -1

They already kicked out all of the patriots and real Americans

Now they will achieve the loyal, subservient army beholden only to the tyrants that will gladly arrest and shoot their own fellow citizens.

13
deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
8
deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
12
Falling_ferret 12 points ago +12 / -0

We are the counter movement Poindexter.

Our military in the past of course, did all that they could to create and train killers. Of course that became demonized by bleeding heart idiots. But the reason training looked like brainwashing is because most people aren't so easily turned into MORAL killing machines.

You can take a man and fill him with hate and rage so deep that he'll kill the most helpless. But to take a man and make him kind, loving, ethical, empathetic and still willing to kill when truly needed? Well as massive sense of duty, honor and self sacrifice is needed.

The idiots in this nation who are full of hate for us are capable of killing us, but are we so ready to defend? Patriots always had the lower odds in the revolutionary war, they still won and so we can too with a little AR vs fighter jets to put it as Biden does.

Unfortunately, we as individuals spend plenty of time preparing our gear (buying guns and armor) but how many of us train to use them? Even more so, how many of us train to have the same sense of personal accountability and duty to defend what's ours to protect?

How many patriots pray every day? How many take every chance to tell others about the truth and to listen, truly? How about achieving your own standards (I don't want to eat that cookie!...but then I did)? Etc.

Planning and preparing directly are very important, but for the most of us, all we have control over is ourselves. Pray, train, grow food, love your wife and kids, enjoy every day that our Creator allows us to survive, be thankful at all times...these are the things that, if held to on the battlefield win wars. What enemy can stand against a few men so set on victory that they know they've already achieved it by doing the most they can every day with a love so strong they'd gladly sacrifice themselves?

None. Those guys are warriors, not some chest bumping guy who jumps at every chance to punch someone in the face for looking at him wrong.

So from that standpoint, I bet a few of us are really preparing for the potential of war, but most are just yelling at the clouds of the internet day after day.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
3
Falling_ferret 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm on the same page as you. I got a little carried away on a rant there. But I agree, we need both and all of what I said.

Last protest I went to was at my state capitol on the 6th. Outside if that, considering going to bards fest. But you're absolutely right, the left could gather in droves to chant and jeer, why can't we?

(Well, in my situation, because I work a full time job and have duties to my family and other commitments) it could be said that I don't value my country as much as my social circle. And that's true, but sometimes protecting isn't just spending time with them, but going out and advocating for them.

Still, to be totally honest, what changed from all the BLM protests? A few faces on packaging? That's not the change I want. Our leaders don't fear our votes anymore because they don't need them. I don't think we vote, protest and yell our way out if this mess...but I hope everyday that we can and that makes me try.

1
1
Falling_ferret 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listening now. This Brit is based.

10
anonymousdonor 10 points ago +11 / -1

(that's not our military)

-1
QLARP -1 points ago +1 / -2

Loool

3
Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at their bellies and posture.

3
censored4wrongthink 3 points ago +3 / -0

This isn't the US military my dude

1
Nate143 1 point ago +1 / -0

YET*

10
caKAG 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think that photo was in the Philippines, perhaps the country with the strictest COVID regulations, so those troops are Phillipono Military not US Military. And the Phillipines not only has a mask mandate but also a Face Shield mandate, and our Secretary of Defense went along with it like an obedient sheep.

3
loric4882 3 points ago +3 / -0

He would have bent over and dropped trou for the anal swab.

3
darkmodelogon 3 points ago +3 / -0

going to be tough to top the incompetence of the movie troopers but the masks and face shields might be the key to it.

3
IroWide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look how fat they all are, big chipmunk cheeks and sagging belts lol!

1
PritzkersFatAss76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder what the check points are on those face shields and masks!!!??? bwahhahaha. Fuckin tools

'The brim of your faceshield will be no more than a 1/4 inch above the brim of your combination cover chin strap.'

65
Here_we_go 65 points ago +65 / -0

Are the soldiers 6 months pregnant?

23
deleted 23 points ago +23 / -0
13
ShadowyMrBlank 13 points ago +14 / -1

They look like they're thrusting their dicks out.

2
FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to say, the two in front look to be big boys.

50
PowTimesTwo 50 points ago +50 / -0

A bunch of trained killers afraid to die.

11
Tip-O-Matic 11 points ago +11 / -0

As far as I'm concerned, you win the internet today!

1
rainyday1234 1 point ago +7 / -6

TRUE^^^^^^^^^^^^^^______________

-1
panic_scam -1 points ago +2 / -3

Those aren’t Americans, retard.

35
SaltyKrakenBalls 35 points ago +41 / -6

The moral degradation of the UNITED STATES MILITARY

15
MAGA1775 15 points ago +17 / -2

And there's still actually people on here who think the military is "based" and even some who think the military is currently running the country to save us from Biden.

In reality, the military has been pretty much fully cucked.

17
BarneyFranksNipples 17 points ago +18 / -1

Trump was able to give our military the equipment it needed to make our enemy’s buttholes pucker. The military-industrial complex loved it, because he was writing them fat checks. But he didn’t solve our military’s biggest weakness - cucked top brass who bow to their globalist overlords, with no loyalty to the American people and our constitution.

If the top brass aren’t loyal patriots, beholden to our constitution first and our commander in chief second, all Trump did was better-arm the communist takeover.

8
The_Litehaus_Abides 8 points ago +8 / -0

... all Trump did was better-arm the communist takeover.

I've been thinking the same thing the past several months.

Feels bad, man.

5
KennethsFrequency 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's really sad is the force that will be wrought once American Patriots start to organize against the government, in 2020 we watched BLM burn down cities All Summer Long and all you seen was cops with batons and gas canisters once you see American Patriots in the streets you will see the real anti-riot stuff that are police have been given ,they will be using microwave beams ,sound beings rubber bullets, dogs ,fucking running people over with vehicles , plain clothes with clubs, the occasional execution in crowd...EVERYTHING

3
BingusCombat 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll get it back ten-fold, then.

1
MAGA1775 1 point ago +1 / -0

100% correct

Trump loved the military and gave them all kinds of new toys and funding. But he never solved the biggest problem of all, the hundreds of Obama-appointed top brass that are still there and act more like globalist politicians and left-wing activists rather than military leaders. He should have purged them all.

7
censored4wrongthink 7 points ago +7 / -0

This isn't the US

1
Truthdose 1 point ago +1 / -0

The military has never really served its country(the people)

Conservatives were stupid enough to believe it because MUH UNIFORM

https://youtu.be/tmAZlUplZmI?t=3522

14
deplorable-d00d 14 points ago +14 / -0

That's not the US Military. It's the Philippines.

1
victory2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except it's the US SecDef walking past them.

1
deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except its NOT OUR TROOPS! Are you blind?

https://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Transcripts/Transcript/Article/2714190/secretary-of-defense-lloyd-j-austin-iii-holds-a-joint-press-conference-with-phi/

Someone from AP used the wrong photo for their feed, and they changed it!

Go ahead, reverse image search it. I'll wait.

1
victory2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not talking about the troops on the right, but the US Secretary of Defense, Lloyd Austin, walking past them, wearing that ridiculous face shield.

1
deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who gives a fuck. And did you even see the link I supplied? He's a fucking retard. He was in the Philippines giving Buta speech.

But 99% of the retards here think those are our Military Troops with sagging soy gut.

33
ceremony_ 33 points ago +33 / -0

Darth Vader.

This is so fucking ridiculous - and a picture is worth a thousand words.

This is all meant to convey this feeling of fear and dystopia - morale degradation.

9
realPhantomFuck 9 points ago +9 / -0

Darth Vader is actually cool though...

This is faggotry

2
FuckRedditMAGAMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Eh. Vader is badass, but he was still Space Hitler's lapdog

0
QLARP 0 points ago +2 / -2

Darth Vader was cool until the prequels

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
0
QLARP 0 points ago +2 / -2

No because Darth Vader said the words padme lol

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
5
Prudentwait 5 points ago +5 / -0

At first I thought this pic was from a random African country. Then I saw the uniforms.

6
realPhantomFuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those aren't US Marines

24
business_narwhall 24 points ago +24 / -0

At first glance i thought he was wearing a lamp shade over his head

16
MoldySideOfBeef 16 points ago +16 / -0

He forgot his gloves. Why does he want people to die?

14
deleted 14 points ago +15 / -1
12
South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

The end of western civilization

11
realPhantomFuck 11 points ago +11 / -0

Branch Covidian soldiers gearing up

11
Czshad2 11 points ago +18 / -7

The secretary of defense walking past a bunch of neutered jarheads.

9
censored4wrongthink 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucken a the amount of retards in this thread screeching about muh cucked military and they can't even tell this isn't a photo of American soldiers/marines

10
Legionnaire0311 10 points ago +11 / -1

Fucking embarrassing.

10
OrdusMaleus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Looks like cobra commander looking over the troops

9
ExileOnRedditStreet 9 points ago +9 / -0

Weakness

8
Formerlurker92 8 points ago +10 / -2

The end of American military superiority

7
BS2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

fat black man awarding himself a Tribal Medal of Honor while his troops who are trained to swing machetes dress up in a rip off of the Marine Corps dress blues uniform to try to give the impression they're an actual military force when the idiot in the foreground is wearing "hash strips" towards the bottom of his sleeve indicating 12 years of service when that regime hasn't even been in power that long lol

7
AbrahamLincoln 7 points ago +7 / -0

Clown parade?

7
Wakenbake 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks like fuckin Darth Virus

6
coffee_grdr 6 points ago +6 / -0

seriously, in his position, couldn't he have just said "No, i'm not wearing that shit"??

3
dmt3rdi 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is necessary for the public to believe that we are fighting a very bad "illness" and that we are going to win.

What that "illness" really is, not everyone can handle to know. But as long as they know this is serious then they will go along with the measures needed to defeat it.

1
The_Emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dis the Philippines make him wear that? Haiyah! So weak!

6
sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

anyone in uniform wearing a mask or a face shield should resign in disgust.

6
BrionK 6 points ago +6 / -0

Darth Douchebag or 3rd Anti-Christ

6
DefKon1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Retarded People...

6
Groundpounder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Defeat

6
Redtrip 6 points ago +6 / -0

is this real

5
webthing [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mods 👍

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
3
anonymousdonor 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a foreign military.

0
deleted 0 points ago +2 / -2
5
deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
8
p1smo 8 points ago +8 / -0

More like Derp Helmet.

5
TheBestIsYetToCum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cuck (noun): A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women (and in some circumstances, men). This desperation has led to the compromise of his beliefs and values, the desecration of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. loyalty, fidelity, and honesty. (aka "a pussy")

5
Ch138 5 points ago +5 / -0

Darth Tranny

5
runonce 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's from that movie The Last King of Scotland

5
mariox 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looking at a joke of a country.

5
comakevin76 5 points ago +5 / -0

A psycho and some lemmings are all I can see. Sad

5
lash 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fags of Philippine.

4
Assassin47 4 points ago +4 / -0

Preparing for the coming of our alien overlords who don't want to see our disgusting animal mouths.

4
friendly_friends 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds me of the ajumma (married old woman/mom) visors in Korea that used to be a source of comical amusement for non-Koreans and young people. Who would have thought in 2001 that military leaders would be ajummas in 2021?

4
Vindalou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bottom Surgery Brass

4
PissJuggernaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking pathetic!

4
RBFace 4 points ago +4 / -0

Devils legion

4
MiamiInfidel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Semper.....woke?????

4
SteersBeersandQueers 4 points ago +4 / -0

dress masks and face shields? how about NO

we are going to be lucky if the PLA doesn't just invade

4
NancysMinge 4 points ago +4 / -0

A commie

3
entwickelnden 3 points ago +3 / -0

typical authoritarian military brass with ridiculous medals.

3
drakts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tyranny

3
jumpjet 3 points ago +3 / -0

bitch made