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posted ago by Felizcheese ago by Felizcheese +1070 / -1

Just feel like telling everyone the good news. Fuck the vaccine, Fuck Fauci, and Fuck the illegitimate occupants of the White House!

Edit: in my excitement, I left out a letter. Forgive me grammar Nazis

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DennyCrane 31 points ago +32 / -1

Congratulations!! Best thing you will ever do is be a father!!

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Rainman 16 points ago +16 / -0

Absolutely most rewarding thing I've done in my life AND it puts everything in perspective when you're responsible for those little people

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rainyday1234 6 points ago +8 / -2

YAY!

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Furshezil 15 points ago +15 / -0

Congratulations, don't let her get vaxxed.

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Felizcheese [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Not fucking chance in hell

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Furshezil 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol

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BlancoBasura 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congrats, Dad!

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PaigeAshley 13 points ago +13 / -0

Congratulations to you and your Lady!!!!!!!!

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TheHopiumReport 11 points ago +12 / -1

Congrats pede, and good luck.

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shivermetimbers 11 points ago +11 / -0

Congrats!

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Felizcheese [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, thank you for taking the time to write all this out. It’s all a little overwhelming but I’m going to definitely read through this again as we get further along in the process. It is my first time and I’m so excited and terrified lol

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TearsMakeTheBestAmmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Few more words of advice:

  • Get a bag together for you and the wife a few weeks out. Include multiple changes of clothes as needed, you may get crapped on or vomited on. It happens.
  • Sleep. Get it.
  • If she asks, or is even thinking about an epidermal, they take time. Not in the "has to kick in", more along the lines of it can take the doctors a bit to get things set. Be prepared for the wait on that.
  • After they are born, and I recommend this to everyone.. This or something like it when they get a bit older and you can put them down. Just don't leave them there forever, you don't want to flatten the back of their head.
  • Learn how to bag milk. Your wife will really appreciate the help. Get something to hold the saved bags in the freeze. We used a cardboard soda box cut up and taped back together to fit in the freezer door + hold the bags. Expect to rotate them constantly.
  • Get a self sealing container for the diapers if you go that route. Diaper Genies work great, but there are a lot of knock off brands that work great as well.

Have fun man, congratulations and just wait.. Your world is about to change in ways we can't explain to you until you experience it.

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its_three_oclock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Congratulations dude!! Fuck Fauci!

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entwickelnden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell ya, congratulations, im jealous!

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Jl123 5 points ago +5 / -0

Congrats! Raise that kid right! We need more sane people in the world.

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Maxmax 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wonderful news! Congratulations!

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WhoMeTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

CONGRATULATIONS!

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations!

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hulda0100 3 points ago +3 / -0

back to regularly scheduled program: normal goodstuff! Congratulations.!!! we need many more babypedes!!!

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Nowsthetime 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats fren!

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iirc_life 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations! Take lots of pictures, fren!

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traveler1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats now move rural buy ammo to protect your family

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EllemenoP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alright! Way to go Big Daddy!!! God Bless you and Momma and Wee-Pede!

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Lordahdaring 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't be just a Father, you be the Fathest!

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SoundsGood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations ! When that little one is placed in your arms that is when you realize that everything that you hold dear to your heart is worth fighting for.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations Pede! Keep 'em coming!

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Mpower88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations! I strongly recommend you read the book “To vaccinate or not to vaccinate”. ALL vaccines are crap, and if I had to do it again, none of my kids would have gotten a single vaccine.

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liberalseatfarts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats! Both the best and hardest job you will ever have!

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Anastasia17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh wow!!! Congratulations xxx

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linereddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

May your child have the intelligence and imagination to dream great dreams, and the strength and energy to make them real!

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ChristPrevaileth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats brother. It is truly the greatest accomplishment you will be a part of.

God bless your patriot to be

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Muzzah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations! 💟👼🏼💙

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SALTYBALLS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congratulations. Raise a patriot

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mclsusan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's awesome! Congratulations!

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Big_cunt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're going to be a NON-BIRTHING PERSON, bigot

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations!

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Blue_Falcons_Suck 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's fantastic. Congratulations... It's one helluva ride. best of luck.

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TrudopesEyebrow 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bless you both, based pede parents

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SmartPlenty86 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful!! Congratulations to you and your family.

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fapoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck, i have 2. No exaggeration - "best thing ever"

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ancroidubh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations, daddy pede. Life as you knew it is now over. 😎

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RaginCaucasian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats man! It's a life changer.

And damn right, fuck all that shit, life still has good things in it despite their best efforts. Gotta revel in it when you find it!

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B1ueCo11ar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations.

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ChonkFingers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations!!’

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SryServiceDown 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gratz pede!!

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TRUMPisTh3truth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats! Try and find a pediatrician you like early on, had to go through 4 before finding one we liked

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51cab 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats, and God bless you and your growing family! Prayers for a healthy baby and mother in the months and uears to come.

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PhantomShield72 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats!

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smegmaless 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congratulations! You’re going to be great at this. The ups and downs are tremendous. Enjoy the ride

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ChikfilaFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

A pede is born!

... Or will be !

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BunkerHill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats!