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💥I’m sorry, it’s too late💥 (media.patriots.win) 💩   SHITPOST   💩
posted ago by Bigly-Wrong ago by Bigly-Wrong +2580 / -4
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JediMasterGandalf 374 points ago +376 / -2
  1. Not a Trump supporter.

  2. Did not ask for vax on his deathbed.

  3. Not in "perfect health."

Three strikes, yer out.

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DebunkTheLeft 135 points ago +136 / -1

Great meme, should spread it around. Watch the normies say he's totally in good health.

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peterthegreen 259 points ago +259 / -0

His voice was muffled by the ventilator mask. - He was asking for snacks, not vax.

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ViduusMAGA 107 points ago +107 / -0

“Racks” - racks of ribs

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Illah88zillah 45 points ago +45 / -0

Kek, under rated

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MAGAguitar 31 points ago +31 / -0

Racks Raggy. Scooby-Dooby-Doo....

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JustTheNews 18 points ago +18 / -0

Rook da wrrods outa my mouf

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flyover_deplorable 17 points ago +17 / -0

Have you priced ribs lately? $5.74 a pound at Sams club today!

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DontTreadOnLego 15 points ago +15 / -0

This guy has plenty of pounds to spare.........

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JKillen 8 points ago +8 / -0

This guy’s says we’re numbered well before 2020

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmm, you know, if that miles driven tax was actually a "lbs transported" tax...

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +4 / -1

You buying? 😁

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Novus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Racks of ribs.... right...

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or Rax, the Ohio knockoff Arby's.

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Amaroq64 47 points ago +47 / -0

They will fat-shame him if they think he's a Trump supporter, and they won't see the irony in it.

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Joe_Snow 13 points ago +13 / -0

Delicious

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consumptiveballerina 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's what he said. About everything.

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Joe_Snow 9 points ago +9 / -0

Serious question tho: How do you get pimples on your fucking belly?

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Tardigrade 3 points ago +3 / -0

How dont you? At a certain size, you cant reach areas to clean them, your skin will chafe against clothes more, and theres probably constant currents of grease dribbling down in that general direction.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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consumptiveballerina 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shenanigans!

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +7 / -1

They’re still find a way to fuck up fat shaming. They ruin everything.

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Wrexxis780 18 points ago +18 / -0

Well considering that they think that morbid obesity is healthy and sexy...

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Sansa_Belt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are they still publishing Playgirl? Woke cover-boy right there.

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Unzipped_Patriot 2 points ago +4 / -2

Those rules only work for women and delusional men in dresses.

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Jsjaajkaka 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit that would be a good redpill

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Females would agree it’s the diet of the century….

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malthael 37 points ago +37 / -0

i agree I read it then looked at the photo and was like are you fucking with me? you gotta be fucking with me.... HE IS FAT!!!

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FromSethWithLove 22 points ago +22 / -0

Healthy at any size

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MAGAguitar 14 points ago +14 / -0

XXH - Extra, extra healthy

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KekistaniMemeLord 8 points ago +8 / -0

the fat and grease lube the blood vessels for smoother flow.

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Joe_Snow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its called cholesterol

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Skogin 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, cholesterol is essential nutrition.

They made it a boogeyman.

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Sansa_Belt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, eggs are on the menu.

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malthael 2 points ago +2 / -0

there is both LDL and HDL cholesterol you need both but less of LDL

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Joe_Snow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, let me check my privilege

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malthael 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH thats how that works, I been doing it wrong all this time building muscle and being skinny

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DonaldismyNigga 18 points ago +18 / -0

"tHe ViRuS mAdE hIm FaT, gEt ThE jAb Ya NaZi"

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glasses2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

No I’m fat. 5’10 200lbs. This guy is morbidly obese.

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Pederella 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's 'Ah, hell nah' on the Gabriel Iglasias scale.

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peltast 4 points ago +4 / -0

Friend, that isn't 'fat'; that is GARGANTUAN!

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Skogin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bursting at the seams.

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thebassdude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fat?

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ViduusMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

(Fat, fat, really really fat)

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captainmawm 17 points ago +18 / -1

Fake! The Dr is not wearing proscribed PPE for a patient with Covid.

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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Joe_Snow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ope...

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ajkurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

The meme is powerful. The image is from 'The Atlas of Emergency Medicine' Fourth edition. An example of successful intubation after three attempts. Looked off to me too.

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captainmawm 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know. Been there, done that but I thought I'd keep it simple and topical.

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TheJustin 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Healthy in all sizes" Mate. Just shut up and drink the kool-aid

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JoeBidensDementia1 84 points ago +84 / -0

You can count how heavy he is by the number of stretch marks

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Krat 38 points ago +38 / -0

Like tree rings in a tree. And each one is like years being like that

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Bacall 7 points ago +7 / -0

LMFAO

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Joe_Snow 3 points ago +3 / -0

😭

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D-Dub 11 points ago +11 / -0

They never go away. Lost 80lbs. Still got stretch marks everywhere.

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TheJustin 13 points ago +13 / -0

Try fasting. Kicks in autophagy, which breaks down older proteins (skin etc.) faster and can reduce stretch marks, etc. Look up Dr. Jason Fung for a good primer on fasting.

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D-Dub 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never cared enough to try and get rid of em lol.

I definitely fast, never notice if it made a difference.

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Joe_Snow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lost 80 lbs

Down to 600

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D-Dub 4 points ago +4 / -0

160, so technically 98lbs down from my heaviest. My problem is burning off the last bit of gut fat without looking like a malnourished methhead in the face.

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Joe_Snow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry, I misdrunksterstood. Congratulations on mad progress. That's more than most will ever be able to brag about. If you're able to maintain the healthy habits, the scarring should subside. Collagen can help some too. Stop losing weight. Start building muscle. You'll need it soon. Also, 🤘🏻 fuck yeah, pede!!

-some ugly idiot on the internet

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

At 160, that's probably loose skin. Unless you're 5'4" or so.

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D-Dub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm 6ft 3in. I'm told I look malnourished but I cannot get rid of the flab.

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PosterIsDead 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's skin.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol funny you mention 5’4. I was at work today and calling a critical to a nurse and she was like “he’s dying. He got covid. He’s only 32 😢” and curious, I pulled his chart. He was 5’4 and weighed 375 pounds. Nearly bust out laughing on the phone with her. Right. Covid got him. Shoooore it did.

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JoeBidensDementia1 3 points ago +3 / -0

You lost that much?

Congrats, fren.

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ChonkFingers 3 points ago +3 / -0

A dermastamp is $15 and will take care of them within a month or two of stamping every few days.

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D-Dub 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hmm, I have never heard of that. I guess it's good to know. Thanks.

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ChonkFingers 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yeah m8, anything to help a pede and spread knowledge. I ate nothing but McGangbangs for a year when I was poor, gained 50 lbs in the first few months and my stomach was covered in red tiger stripes. It was a mess.

A few things you gotta know, you need to go deep in the dermis and bleed, 1-1.5mm or you’ll just be wasting your time. Take a few ibuprofens so you don’t feel your skin and make sure to always disinfect everything. Cover it with neosporin while it heals and you’ll have less of a chance for scarring or infection.

It’s the chance of infection which is why nobody pushes it and is mostly unknown in the US but it’s a solved problem that anyone can do themselves on the cheap.

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Tip-O-Matic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, that sounds experimental, and our government doesn't allow experimental medicines or procedures... </s>

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can get em from working out too. My shoulders and chest blew tf up when I started weights as a teen and I got fat girl stretch marks near my armpits. Rub some lotion on em every day and get some regular sun, it'll help a small bit with the coloration.

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D-Dub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea I was all state defensive linemen so my bulk was part fat and part muscle. Which makes the weight loss less impressive since muscle weights more and is easier to loose lmao

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Jeffersonian_Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure you still got a good bit of the CNS strength in there. It comes back quick too in the gym.

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King5150 5 points ago +5 / -0

he can only be weighed on a truck weigh bridge ...no domestic scale goes tp 500 pounds.

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jaeger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Crane scales like you would use on any beast.

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JoeBidensDementia1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or he's taken to the zoo

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newuser999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Max for most scales is 255

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whatcha lookin' at ma gut fer?

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DairyBoy 66 points ago +66 / -0

Hey look it’s the average redditor who wanders in here!

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AussieTrumpFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wanders? I think you're being a bit generous there. Perhaps waddles or wheezes if you wanted to use a 'w' word. There's also the four letter 'w' word (work) that they know nothing about.

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Donkeyballs 56 points ago +56 / -0

Perfect health

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Lord_Nekro 28 points ago +28 / -0

For an Elephant

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King5150 8 points ago +8 / -0

he's really slim for an elephant and hippo for that matter.

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Filo76 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fat is healthy! Fat is beautiful! Cosmopolitan can't be wrong, can it?

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Joe_Snow 3 points ago +3 / -0

*cholesterol

It's spelled, cholesterol

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BillionsAndBillions 1 point ago +1 / -0

Body Positivity! #HAES

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Mier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on now. I’m fat but this guy gets out of breath just moving from the couch to the kitchen.

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hillarysdildont 14 points ago +14 / -0

The doctor whispered, “it’s too late, you’ve been swallowed whole by this fat bastard.”

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Tip-O-Matic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get in muh belly...

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elmerecido 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely looks like he ate someone his ideal weight

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wasn't in vitro. His brother was 32 when he ate him.

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UndeadRevolver 43 points ago +43 / -0

You could give him the whole tube of ivermectin horse paste...

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UndeadRevolver 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm such an asshole. I couldn't help it.

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AussieTrumpFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't need these tranq darts?

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MAGAvenger45 29 points ago +29 / -0

Gee. I wonder what could possibly have killed this fine specimen

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women_for_trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Picture of health.

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King5150 4 points ago +4 / -0

diabetes?

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AussieTrumpFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diet Coke?

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DeplorableKatie 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just one thin wafer..

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love that skit... “I’ll have the lot of it... in a bucket.”

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RandoMando2A 8 points ago +8 / -0

And a Diet Coke.

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P_Henrys_Brother 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude looks like a balloon.

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

A weather balloon

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Saltman5000 20 points ago +20 / -0

I don't think he asked for the vacs, I think he asked for Pop-Tarts.

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Krat 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think he gurgle out the word snacks. Not vax

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can tell he's vaxxed because nobody like him would pass up the free Krispy Kreme.

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TheGreenDragon 19 points ago +19 / -0

right this picture is probably from years ago from my 600lb life

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DeplorableKatie 4 points ago +4 / -0

“So. Tell me about your eating habit”

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TheGreenDragon 9 points ago +9 / -0

EVERYTHING

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ImVoting4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

“How long do you have?”

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probalby on the seafood diet. They see food, they eat it

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JustHereForTheSalmon 14 points ago +14 / -0

The man he ate was probably in perfect health.

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RyanUpCreek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let me guess

TV dinners, McDonalds, Dairy Queen, Burger King, Wendy's, Carls Jr, Rallys

He is a Deep Sea Double now

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Cyer6 4 points ago +4 / -0

But he's watching his sugar intake by drinking diet soda.

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imafarttrustme 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's just his afternoon snack. Dinner also includes KFC, Jack in the Box, Sonic, Whataburger, Subway, and Pizza Hut.

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women_for_trump 10 points ago +11 / -1

Whoever wrote this ripped it off from that fake story the doctor in Alabama told.

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GenadderallPatton 8 points ago +8 / -0

“Perfect Health” his whole life HA HA HA HA HA HA

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MAGAvenger45 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that the subway dude?

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BPasFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

No sorry, Subway dude is in the slammer, dreaming of underage girls and chronically masturbating.

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's a BIG Trump Supporter! :/

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Theretherethere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just think, if he'd gotten the jab, he could die of the flue instead. Apparently only the unvaxed are allowed to die from covid.

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tiredofwinning2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump:

I think you should get vaccinated but I believe in your rights 100%

Retards:

Trump is anti-vax

Also retards:

Trump is a fascist dictator but I want to force everyone to get the vaccine.

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TheMemeMachine 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't imagine being that weight. I just eat less when I start gaining weight. Food addiction must be wild.

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NeverBeFat 3 points ago +3 / -0

"In perfect health" - where'd this come from, a fever hallucination? Fatties aren't human.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turn off the oxygen, Violet the Willy Wonka Blueberry (guy) is done!!!

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BasedRetard 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's a goddamn Olympic athlete.

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Ferzth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tough break for the family, and the dead guy, but that sure looks like a whole belly full of co-morbidity. Wonder what other ailments he had before the ChinaVirus helped take his life?

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MAGAvenger45 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is survived by his close associates who have asked for privacy during this trying time; Ronald McDonald, papa John, mayor mccheese, captain crunch and Mr Wok will be hosting a memorial with Joey chestnut at Golden Corral.

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Hollyweirdness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Covid or no covid that guy was on borrowed time.

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chickeninoven 3 points ago +4 / -1

Damn those zits on his blubber make me wanna coooommmm

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GeneralVeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Okay, yeah, I get that this text and that picture, together, are a joke.

However, taking the text by itself, with no picture? Whenever I see a tweet like that (which is very rare, because I avoid twitter like an ACTUAL plague, which coronavirus is not) I just automatically assume it's bogus. Anybody, anywhere, could make up a fake story saying their brother begged for the vaccine on his deathbed, when in reality the person posting that tweet doesn't even have a brother.

This is, after all, the Internet.

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Redpillmachine 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're forgetting when RGB had a dying wish that her Supreme Court seat be saved. That was definitely real and not made up.

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +1 / -0

She got her wish! It went to a communist anyway.

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Crappydatum 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should stop inflating him with that thing in his mouth. He's clearly about to explode

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Norwayhastrolls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Victoria’s Secret model

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Jecovidwitness 3 points ago +3 / -0

His blood is likely crisco

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DontTreadOnLego 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of Violet from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

Oompa Loompas, take it from here!

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Kekintosh2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This 43 year old cop died of delta and wasn't clotshotted, we got a code black, now where's that E.R picture of Lombardy, Italy 2020.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

QUIT LOOKING AT IT!

I was just reading where it says Vancouver.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuckin' Mustard Tiger.

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biggerthanyours 2 points ago +2 / -0

eww, covid tummy zits.

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RandoBudster 2 points ago +2 / -0

And he just identified as trans and was looking forward to man-birthing octuplets. Aww. ..what a shame.

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NoEffLeft2Give 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess whoever was bringing him his12 square meals a day infected him.!!

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

The inflammation must have been covid side effect amirite?

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gamingnerd1 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m quite sure this isn’t real, right? The fact I’m even asking shows how fucked the world is.

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dorsalmorsel 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see the new Sports Illustrated Swim Suit cover is out.

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dizzle_izzle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not too late for HCQ tho bitch

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

This reads like satire

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TeeTee2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect health for one foot in da grave guy! He actually got the shot and now has both feet in da grave, right? 💀

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think I saw him on my 600 lb life.

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iSignedUpForThis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why is the username cutoff?

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DeadRepublic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Astute question.

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Im_shmmaaaaaat 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is hilarious. "Perfect health his whole life" lmao

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Theoldmaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn’t look like a picture of health with that stomach !

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Retardloserimsogay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Savage

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PeruvianNeckTie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfect.... health.....

We are so far beyond parody....

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hootersmcboobies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guy also looks like he has a bed bug infection. They better gurn that hospital bed.

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Steady3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was this the triple bypass burger with bacon and extra cheese variant?