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AL_Rise 23 points ago +23 / -0

Omg that's glorious!

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smartass 11 points ago +11 / -0

That needs to happen a LOT MORE

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PewPew_ThaDuK 10 points ago +10 / -0

How the fuck does he even get in the position? Lol

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Isaiah53 [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

He was apparently harassing residents for breathing evening air without a permit, and picked on the wrong group.

Beat cops in the UK have no weapons, so...

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AngryMuffin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oi Mate, do ya 'ave a loicance to loiter on that lamppost? Lamppost loiterers lose lives!

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TheTuckerDiaries 9 points ago +9 / -0

He needs a mostly peaceful snackbar to go along with it, pure filth

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USAF4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just shimmy up the pole fatso

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MW23232 5 points ago +5 / -0

He might also realize those kids are probably just waiting for him to do that, then they would start screaming loudly, accusing him of trying to do something sexual and perverted to the lamp post.

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Isaiah53 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was my exact thought.

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Comntrinchief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really anything small enough to fit into the catch will work.

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Isaiah53 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Prostitutes ALL have them. That's why cops zip tie them.

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FreeSpeechMaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best thing I've seen all week.

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Isaiah53 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Plus, knowing that every last one of those teens was posting your predicament all over social media...priceless.

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FreeSpeechMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

...the internet never forgets.

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Groundpounder 6 points ago +6 / -0

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Ride that pole, b*tch… ooo, yeah!

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cyberwar 5 points ago +5 / -0

oi mate!

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jweeks221 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hahahahahahahaha

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Casidog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dear lord.. Please forgive me... But please let this be real.. Lol

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Isaiah53 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't know, but I got a kick out of him surveying his humiliating situation, weighing his vulnerabilty versus his pride.

He alternated quickly between not trying to call it in...recruiting local help, which was absolutely not forthcoming...and trying to use his chin to activate his shoulder radio.

He was epically screwed, either way.

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Winter_bow_huntress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have pants him too😂 gotta love British pranksters lol