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ENormaStitz 59 points ago +59 / -0

Brutal. Insensitive. Sad. True.

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BlackPillBot 21 points ago +21 / -0

You just described the overwhelming majority of reality.

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t0ddly 31 points ago +31 / -0

What is the source of the flapping legs piece of the edit? Was that real?

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t0ddly 27 points ago +27 / -0

Holy shit. So this is from the Kabul C17. 3 fell off and one got stuck... Damn.

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MustBeTrump 14 points ago +14 / -0

It looks like there were a dozen people on there. Are we saying 8 held on and made it the whole way??

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MustBeTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I can easily imagine them kicking each other off and trying to grab onto each other helplessly even before the plane takes off, the runway speeds would be enough to slide them off without any proper grip.

Kinda funny that the Muslams that fought to stay on and likely kicked off the other Muslams were the ones that met the worst fate.

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everyman 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stand and fight for your life with weapons left behind or cling on landing gear and die anyway.

These males are cowards and just plain dumb

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BasedCostanza91 2 points ago +3 / -1

I shouldn't have laughed at the Gmod sound effects. The body hasn't even gone cold...oh wait, it did after going above 10,000 feet.

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AE1989 16 points ago +18 / -2

Hand got caught in the plane, went up with it.

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Shrillary 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don't think his hand was caught. I can't tell why his torso is immobilized on the wing, but it's more than just a hand.

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jubyeonin 16 points ago +16 / -0

He tied himself to the wing. He probably broke his neck or spine and his corpse started flapping.

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Toobin247 12 points ago +12 / -0

I could see this easily being him having secured himself to the plane in some way then passing out from high altitude and speed then flopping as soon as he wasn’t rigid any longer and getting snapped to bits.

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PraiseBeToScience 10 points ago +10 / -0

No. His left arm is trapped in the gear strut extension panels.

The C-17 has four landing gear doors for each gear. There's two on the bottom, in a more or less typical setup, but on top, there's a panel that's open when the gear is down, that allows the struts to compress upwards. That panel is attached to a primary door that folds open briefly during the gear transition.

In order to see the guys' body from the rear window he has to have been in the aft one. In the whole video you can see just about every part of his body except his left arm, I'm guessing when the plane started rolling he reached his entire left arm deep inside the strut door and held on. Once they got off the runway, they raised the landing gear, and it crushed him at the shoulder. I'm also guessing that most of his body disintegrated in flight.

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Toobin247 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fair analysis. Yeah I think they referred to it as finding human remains in the landing gear after they landed.

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Shrillary 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's a clip of a video taken by a passenger within the plane that took off from Afghanistan. Some people climbed onto the outside of the plane as it took off and gradually fell off as it ascended. They most likely passed out early on, and fell off while unconscious, which is usually fatal, but can be survivable: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87

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AmericanScholar373 15 points ago +15 / -0

Damn, she survived long enough to die a lonely bitter commie.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's no way. His shoulder is smashed inside the 3,000 PSI upper gear strut extension door. He was probably shrieking for a few minutes and then passed out and then got disintegrated by his dance routine.

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MustBeTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's a slight difference between falling off the plane and being secured in the plane and having a cushioned crash-landing. But it's an easy mistake for an Afghani to make during their calculated decision to ride on the side of a plane.

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Apersonofinterest 18 points ago +21 / -3

Savage!

No, I mean the savage hanging from the landing gear because they didn’t know you can’t fly on the outside of the plane.

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anon073121 16 points ago +16 / -0

I remember like last months someone posted a picture of a bridge and them crossing a broken segment of it with a rope saying they were too lazy to build it. I pointed out it wasn't laziness it is a matter of knowledge. Even with an example right in front of you it is still possible you do not have the prerequisite knowledge to even have an idea to rebuild the bridge.

Chances are not a single one of these people understand the speeds involved. We have the luxury of holding our hands out a window of a car and going oh yeah that air speed is a force to recon. These people are probably the segment of the population who have no clue whatsoever.

As that segment of population I don't really care to have them here. Not my job to teach someone basics of the universe that they didn't learn as a 5 year old. Driven by fear and lack of knowledge the most creative idea they could come up with was a literal mission impossible.

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MustBeTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't be so racist. Just because they're Afghans it doesn't mean they've never held their hand over the side of a camel and felt the breeze as their humped friend hits a whopping 15Km/h.

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anon073121 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am certain they have knowledge I do not posses. But I can tell you right now I do not want their experience in husbandry. I prefer my version.

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iSignedUpForThis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chances are not a single one of these people understand the speeds involved.

This is just like how fat people have no idea how much their weight inhibits their movement.

I'm reminded of two funny video clips. One was of man rolling backwards uncontrollably on an escalator. He'd list his balance or something and kept rolling over. Because he was so fat he couldn't steady himself and stop rolling.

The other one was of a woman trying to do an exercise (good for her!) wherein she would quickly step over multiple metal rungs protruding from the ground. A little bit like the tire exercise you see football players do.

She hustles over the first or second rung and stumbles on the next one because she can barely lift her knees a few inches.

She proceeds to fall hard onto the metal pipes. When she gets up you see she's bent one of the pipes.

L O L

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

There was a video of some TV show or something where the contestants were on teams, and they had to jump over some gap with the help of their team.

Everybody was fine, and then, this one disgustingly fat abomination came up, and you could tell she'd never done a single fucking physical activity in her life, because the 'jump' she did was this absolutely pathetic half-inch little scoot that basically was used to just propel her entire body like a lipid torpedo sideways and she completely ate shit into the coals or whatever they were jumping over.

It was like Phyllys in The Office when they're trying to get a picture of everyone jumping, and she thinks she's "jumping" when she's just waving her hands in the air.

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ebuy123 8 points ago +8 / -0

kektacular

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RedFoxOnFire 16 points ago +16 / -0

There's .... something on the wing..... Some Thing!

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GitmObama 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shatner!!!

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BlitheringIdiot 11 points ago +12 / -1

What a terrible way to go.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 28 points ago +28 / -0

I think being crushed as a burning building collapses on you after being hit by a plane flown by Muslim terrorists is worse.

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FelixtheMan 16 points ago +16 / -0

The choice of burning ro death or jumping out a 100 story window.

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BlitheringIdiot 5 points ago +7 / -2

I dunno, maybe they both suck.

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 18 points ago +18 / -0

This guy went quick. 9/11 went on for hours with people trapped inside.

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tiamat 7 points ago +7 / -0

he probably passed out rather quick

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LoneStarDangler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stupidity hurts

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Bullet3250 10 points ago +11 / -1

Remember - climbing on to landing gear as the last US MIlitary plane takes off from Kabul -

is just more Islamophobia.

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ebuy123 10 points ago +10 / -0

those legs were very broken.

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Hombre_Trainee 9 points ago +10 / -1

sobering to see. Imagine being in the position of this being the best option to survive.

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AE1989 27 points ago +28 / -1

He wasn't trying to escape. He was trying to come to the US for free shit

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booblitchutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

THIS. RIGHT. FUCKING. HERE.

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +6 / -3

Exactly. We should be CELEBRATING this.

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MustBeTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

They're laughing and joking and cheering in the videos. I think they're just so inbred and retarded that they thought it was as simple as riding a train or truck like they tend to do.

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ENormaStitz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Inbred is key. Low IQ. Islam. It makes my heart sick that those camel fuckers are now going to be sticking their dirty perverted dicks into 9yo virgin undeveloped little girls. And so-called Feminists do nothing because they are not about women’s rights at all but the rights of commie tyrants.

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boreal_storm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Killer dance moves.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sicsunofabitch.. I can't stop laughing

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Snoozebum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn

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xprncd_n00b 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMAO!! Reminds me of the movie Con-Air

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grandfather_nurgle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh I’m going to hell for that kek

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1776Widowmaker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top kek!

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Priopism 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man that’s dark

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MR_ROBOT1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Curious to know how far the last one made it

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Dropcord 5 points ago +5 / -0

Toppest KEKs! In the stratosphere!

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LiteraIIyHitIer 4 points ago +4 / -0

"There's a man on the wing of this plane!"

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chungus47 3 points ago +3 / -0

I only see two feet in the shadow.

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Trumper007 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck me there are talented people.

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cincydan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder where he fell out at. And if the bottom half was still attached. Probably on approach.

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Registered 3 points ago +7 / -4

These people were desperate to be saved. Making fun of this diminishes the reality that what Biden did was brutal and terrifying. This was a human life. Biden owns this.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

This dirtball squashed in the landing gear could've picked up a rifle but chose not to.

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Registered 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you know anything about this "dirtball"? He could have been someone that worked for and trusted the US Government. Either way, he is a Biden victim. That's the message.

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shadypollster 3 points ago +5 / -2

Those poor poor people.

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NavySTG 3 points ago +4 / -1

Thanks, Biden.

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Masterfully done.

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flyover_deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Das a spicy!!

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jweeks221 2 points ago +3 / -1

wacky inflatable leg flailing tube man

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Resident-in-Chief presidency in a gif.

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back2back2back 1 point ago +1 / -0

curator of artistry.. you are hired my pede

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Smdlegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very spicy.

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Petes_Agate_Israel 1 point ago +2 / -1

Who cares. One less hateful mouth we have to feed.

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AppalachianTactical 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is actual artwork.

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh damn, took me a minute to realize what that was. Dark, pede, but on point.

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ChynahIzAzzhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funniest thread in awhile.... you bunchofsicbastards... I'm cracking ribs trying to not to Laugh out loud and wake the misses... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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acasper -1 points ago +1 / -2

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