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ethan123 23 points ago +23 / -0

People just need to stop testing. What is the point even? If you have the coof go take ibuprofen and get some rest. Just like any other disease.

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tired-of-crap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or better yet, ivermectin.

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Inquisitor_Corvus 1 point ago +1 / -0

When I read that pollen transmits Covid, I ducking lost it. And this isn’t even peak clown world. Sauce: https://www.webmd.com/lung/news/20210310/could-pollen-be-driving-covid-19-infections

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Inquisitor_Corvus 1 point ago +1 / -0

And why the fuck can I type fuck it my spellcheck is ducking fucking?!?

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AbrahamLincoln 14 points ago +14 / -0

Asymptomatic = not fucking sick. The tests are horseshit.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well, he's either got the WuFlu, FluFlu, or common cold.

Or maybe none of the above.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 15 points ago +15 / -0

Some great diagnosis skills you have there. You should be a medical doctor!

Seriously, I'm not kidding. You'd be better than most.

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TEXinLA 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂😂

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Bannedmanytimes 9 points ago +9 / -0

He could also be an orange or a banana muffin.

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn't there a mango that tested positive too?

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Bannedmanytimes 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think there was. I also think there was a new bandaid.

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strawman7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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BurtMcGirt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Definitely not any type of spinal affliction.

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YoureMyFavPerson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you wheely think that was necessary?

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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Dahnald2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why would anyone get tested if they had no symptoms? 🤔

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Mintap 3 points ago +3 / -0

Forced rape/molestation.

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1776Widowmaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have to test once a week. But since i tested positive,(false positive) By their own rules i can't be tested for 90 days. Also fully vaccinated coworker does not have to test. Even though we're know they can still get it and spread it. Honk honk.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Elected officials are getting tested regularly no matter what. Trump was (and probably is) tested every day.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 7 points ago +7 / -0

When all the papaya and goats are positive, we will have reached herd (and forest) immunity.

Do not question clown world, pede.

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FreeSpeechMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

They already know the tests are flawed. They all operate at 40 or above cycle thresholds, when they should be 28 or less. They WANT everyone to test positive, because they want to keep the "plandemic" going. Too many people getting rich off it, to stop it.

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Bullet3250 5 points ago +5 / -0

The question you should be asking is

How does a FULLY VACCINATED PERSON COME DOWN WITH THE COOF? AND DOES THIS MEAN ALL VAXXED PEOPLE CAN GET THE COOF AND PASS IT ON TO OTHERS???

SHOULD EVERYONE WHO GOT VAXXED BE PUT IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS???

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Desktop 5 points ago +5 / -0

The PCR test is invalid for diagnostics. That was known early on. With the antibody test everyone "vaccinated" (not a vaccine) will show positive for a time as long as antibodies are circulating in the body, which depends on how long the modified mRNA cells are producing spike protein. The test subjects are also shedding spike protein and infecting others. That's been shown. Will the test subjects get sick and perhaps die as a result of having been "vaccinated"? The scientific evidence is clear that the "vaccines" cause antibody priming which in the past has not resulted in successful outcomes in test animals (they all died).

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frombeyond 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely. That's the essence of the casedemic. The tests are giving out at the very least 40% false positives (and I wouldn't surprise if they're giving out 100% false positives either).

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strawman7 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apparently WHO changed PCR standards from super loose to more accurate the day Biden was inaugurated. Haven't verified it but worth checking out.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes they did, but no one knows if that really took or not. For all we know they're testing at 60 ct right now.

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orange_kek_great 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, they've already said the fucking tests cant distinguish well, so....I think we know the answer.

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verse 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guess we won't have to worry about voting.

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HippieNinja17 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like March of 2020

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Jleinf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too, I mentioned it at a medical board meeting and no one spoke up. Cowards

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BlancheNegre 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should try the Chinese anal covid test.

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TrumpWonByALandslide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mayor Buttplug has entered the chat.

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ItsBigLeagueNotBigly 2 points ago +3 / -1

Oh no, he might get the sniffles. I hope his little nose doesn't get too sore from using too many tissues.

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP: Would you mind replying to this comment with any text? Need it to establish a baseline for an experiment.

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becomelions [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

any text?

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acasper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, that works. Thank you!

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terri1143 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wonder why he got tested if he was asymptomatic? It's all so crazy.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

He probably gets tested every day. Trump did as president and probably still does.

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becomelions [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The test are bull. But here's a question:

Is a fully vaccinated,the non-symptomatic person able to get infected and shed virus (spread to others)?

It seems to be the case - from the Gorka video where a doctor redpilleds a school-board: (around 3:15) "no vaccine stops infection"

https://rumble.com/vkw3wt-more-covid-facts-the-cdc-and-biden-administration-doesnt-want-you-to-hear..html

Is that what is happening here? vaccinated, no symptoms, but still infected - checks all the boxes.

Thoughts?

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OrangePill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if we tested every piece of fruit in the supermarket for bacteria and then were surprised every time to find it and more on every single one.

I don't believe these tests (if they're not false positives in the first place) have anyway to differentiate between someone infected and someone who happened to have a viral particles stuck in their nose hairs and snot. The viral particles would be everywhere and so everyone and thing would test "positive" if they get anywhere.

There's the jokes about anal swabs but I wonder if they are not more reliable, people don't often enter that area inadvertently if at all, so cross contamination is reduced and the only other way in has to go through the digestive system which would destroy most everything except maybe in an individual actively producing massive amounts of viral particles.

In all testing anyone except already symptomatic for a good reason (such as to validate for treatment) is stupid.

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tired-of-crap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are each of these tests being counted as a "CASE" in the stats for Texas?

If so, no wonder there are so many "cases". This is BS.

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1776Widowmaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

I tested positive falsely here in ca about 3weeks ago.

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why did this retard decide to get tested in the first place?

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SickofItall 1 point ago +1 / -0

If so many vaxxed people are testing positive then is it really a "breakthrough" or is it just par for the course?

Look at the texas dems. 6 of them (that we know about) tested positive out of how many? That's above the alleged "breakthrough" numbers.

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

You haven't started?

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Mintap 1 point ago +1 / -0

The test is the symptoms.

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Petes_Agate_Israel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whoopdeedoo, he’ll be fine. Or not. He’s got a 99.97% chance.

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Verojoia22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop taking a test.... why drive up the case numbers?

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bike seat tested positive for Covid and I was told not to ride it for 10 days. I rode it twice this weekend and it was fine

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findthewarmspot 1 point ago +1 / -0

If he’s not hospitalized, I don’t fucking care. Literally the summer crud that goes around yearly.

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ImReallyRich 1 point ago +1 / -0

So he’s got Covid but he’s not showing symptoms? So he could spread it to someone else who won’t show symptoms? Who could spread it to someone else who won’t show symptoms?

Sounds terrible, let’s lock down the country again!