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Yourpersonalfbiagent 140 points ago +140 / -0

Kek!

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UltraFrogMan 61 points ago +61 / -0

TOP LEVEL

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TheWinningNeverStops 34 points ago +34 / -0

Toppest!

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SavingPrivateGrace 16 points ago +16 / -0

Alyarkbar level Top

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JustBoo 5 points ago +6 / -1

Donhammed Sells The Very, Very, Very Bestofus Rugs a Human, Goat, or Camel can buy!

Don' miss out! (still laughing...)

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sackofwisdom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Going in my meme warfare folder. Easy decision.

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ChuckedBeef 82 points ago +82 / -0

This is the way, FUCK Twitter and Jihad-Jack Dorsey

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RegularAmerican 25 points ago +25 / -0

I would love to see Dorsey in an actual Muslim country

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Mona1950 11 points ago +11 / -0

He looks like Rasputin.

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RegularAmerican 20 points ago +20 / -0

Minus the testosterone

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BestTimeToBAlive 5 points ago +5 / -0

Without his private security detail

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UltraFrogMan 3 points ago +4 / -1

I find my sex drive has gone down a lot and im only 34 What should i do. Get horny pills?

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Barack-Obama2 9 points ago +10 / -1

Try guys and trannies. That’s what I do and I’m always DTF

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Error404 7 points ago +7 / -0

^this fucking guy, always good for a laugh.

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AmericanMan00 1 point ago +2 / -1

find prettier women

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Dane4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're both serious and haven't already, then.

https://patriots.win/p/12hkmQbuzI/how-porn-is-destroying-you-and-o/c/

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CannonballJunior 51 points ago +51 / -0

U.S.—Trump has been allowed back on Twitter after disguising himself as one Donhammed Trumpistan, a newly hired spokesperson for the Taliban. As Trump had previously been banned from the service, then allowed back on after disguising himself as a spokesperson for the Chinese Communist Party, then banned again once he couldn't help himself and started claiming the election was stolen again, this is simply his latest ploy to get back on social media.

"Allah be praised. Allah is pretty great, maybe the best ever. Everyone says so," 'Trumpistan' wrote on Twitter as his first post. "That Joe Biden is really screwing things up over here. What a sad, pathetic loser!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 60 points ago +60 / -0

The Babylon Bee has got a goldmine of talented writers and artists. Love the Bee.

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CannonballJunior 19 points ago +19 / -0

+1

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Triiton 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have a better track record than CNN.

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CucumberExtract 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus they keep reporting things before they happen! CNN can't even get them right AFTER!

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Sparks1017 9 points ago +9 / -0

Only "real" news out there!

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SleeperAg20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is this real? Love it, nothing surprise me anymore.

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Sparks1017 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the Bee, satire, but they are right on point and more real than so called MSM

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UltraFrogMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now do trump as north korea

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BidenLikesMiners 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Onion = ✔️ DESTROYED haha

plz do this geotus. if nothing else, for the hearty laughs we'll get at MSM's stupidity covering it

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you imagine the media covering this story?

bohammed binladen would probably airdrop some humvees and armaments on maralago lmao

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Gooseontheloose 54 points ago +54 / -0

Afghanistan will build a wall and the US will pay for it.

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crazyfingers619 43 points ago +43 / -0

222 virgins, 22 goats, 2 scoops of tabbouleh.

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WhitePowerRanger 15 points ago +15 / -0

0.2 grams of ivermectin!

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HyperCarbs 7 points ago +7 / -0

200mg

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

222? They only promised me 72

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Helmerj 4 points ago +4 / -0

Art of the deal, bruh.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

You get 222 radlib virgins (all libs are)

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Erikabodereka 38 points ago +38 / -0

I just laughed so loud my husband came running. Now he's laughing. I love this place.

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FuckingWiseCracker 11 points ago +11 / -0

Now my husband and daughter are laughing too!! Hahahahahaha! ;-)

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UltraFrogMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Obey your husband. Inshallah. Mollions and millions for our burkas. We got the best burkas dont we? Make afghanistan geeat again.MAGA. how bout those clowns in china. The amercans are gone eh. Whos next... I ban the vaxxine . come on chyna your bioweapon means nothing to us. Biggly. Yuuuuuuuuge

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FuckingWiseCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek!!! I do love this place!

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Magabirdlady2 2 points ago +2 / -0

me too..hahahahaha

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boonjosh 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm fucking dyin. Hahaha

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WeaponizedSmirk 21 points ago +21 / -0

The Bee with top Kek content.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 16 points ago +16 / -0

Waiting for the Taliban to claim that Biden isn't a legitimate President- that will probably be what finally gets them kicked off twitter. Either that or saying something negative about BLM or burning a gay pride flag. You know, real horrific crimes like this.

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roflcopt0rz_returns 13 points ago +13 / -0

Today’s Bee articles are simply tomorrow’s reality

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ENVYNITAZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

well put pede . . .

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CahalTheMad 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're legit prophets.

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SleeperAg20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact check: True

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Kiss_The_Ring 12 points ago +12 / -0

That shit made my day.

KEKKUS MAXIMUS

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vespasiano 12 points ago +13 / -1

The taliban are better than the america regime. Banned gays, vaccines, and abortions.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +2 / -1

taliba im COOOOMING

✔️ religious supremacy

✔️ subjugating women

✔️ washing penises after absentminded sex with animals

for everything else, there's democracy. the pedes who are supporting a backworld barbaric culture arent conservative; they're priceless.

I think the talibCoomers should go run for office in afghanistan.

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vespasiano 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah good old democracy. Homosexuals, degeneracy, pedophiles, mass migration, fake elections, great! so progressive!

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BabbleRabble 12 points ago +12 / -0

Aloha snack bar!

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FuckU/Spez 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best snack bars folks!

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Joe_Snow 8 points ago +8 / -0

perhaps, ever.

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BetaODork 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gotta love lefties trying to shrug memes like this off in an attempt to rationalize their arbitrary and contradictory value system lol

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DickTick 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Jack Dorsey caught on to what Trump was doing pretty quickly, but wasn't able to do anything about it. "This guy says he's a Taliban spokesperson, and it would be wrong of us to silence someone of a different culture. Now, if he starts questioning whether our government and election practices are worth trusting, then we can ban him immediately. We're keeping a close watch on this 'Trumpistan' person.""

Kek

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Trump just waged war on the country, twitter would allow it. It's funny how the fake revolts get banned, but literally 20 years of war against our country, and they're allowed on the site.

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Snoman 10 points ago +10 / -0

The price of meme gold just doubled..

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ExileOnRedditStreet 9 points ago +9 / -0

@realdonhammedtrumpistan

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XERIPHYTE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was already taken.

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Moebius 9 points ago +9 / -0

KEK.

Make Afghanistan Great Again...MAGA.

checks out...and new hats not needed...

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's bring all Afghanistans and Talibans over here, then start a Afghanistan First, MAGA country by moving all patriots there. Guarantee we would be prosperous there and North America would continue spiraling down the drain.

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logan34 2 points ago +2 / -0

Western Values seem to raise every society to prosperity and wealth. Who would have thought individual liberty, freedom and law and order would get man so far?

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Morifinwe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nothing like black humour. Oops, is that a racist joke?

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Joe_Snow 7 points ago +7 / -0

REEEee!!!!!

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FuckingWiseCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

GTFO, BIGOT!!! I am crying. I really love you guys!

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Ryan192 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thanks TDW. I sincerely needed this laughter today.

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DJT_MFer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn!

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ENVYNITAZ 7 points ago +7 / -0

thank you for making my day OP!

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boonjosh 7 points ago +7 / -0

OK who took @DonhammedTrumpistan?

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats the new spokesman for the Walhiban army.

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Gosh_darn_hotdog 5 points ago +5 / -0

When can we move to Trumpistan?

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Bullet3250 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent Kekage!

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crimsontsunami 5 points ago +5 / -0

His name.....bahahaha

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Thomas24 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh! that is grate!

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MountainMan95 4 points ago +4 / -0

The liberals told me that Taliban is allowed to have Twitter so our intelligence agencies can collect intel on them. Who knew that the Taliban posts their plans and secrets online????

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IllKissYourBoobies 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit. This is top notch.

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Sparks1017 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta love the Bee!!

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BrionK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Helloooo Infidels! ALALLALAAAAAA.

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Grond999 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter is for cucks.

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MrCuriousGuy513 3 points ago +3 / -0

I approve of this Donhammed Trumpistan. He seems like he really likes his people.

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Yuri_Gagarin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donhammed Trumpistan for president!

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, I miss my President

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Callmejuls 2 points ago +2 / -0

You and me both!!

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XlDEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

You cut off the credit! Babylon Bee.

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Coprolite 2 points ago +2 / -0

Serious question. Does the Taliban leader have a active Twitter account?

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DarkRiver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taliban spokesman instead

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually I think he is on Twitter. But I ain't saying who he is!! (Shhhh!!!)

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TenaciousDT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jajajajajajajaa :D

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GuerillaYourDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

You follow him too, señor?

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becky21k1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am actually surprised there isn't an account like this already.

I mean we have the latino one

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kent 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's how you do it. Either that or just say you're a pedo.

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OldsmobileRocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

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BidensWetNurse 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kekistan has a new ruler.

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Magabirdlady2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha

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VonTyger 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is funny but it's also painfully true that the Taliban and so-on don't get banned from Twitter because they would kill Twitter employees, yet conservatives are regularly silenced because of usually fake claims of incitement. The left doesn't have any honor and yet we let them defraud and disenfranchise us on an ongoing basis.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

And he said- Durka Durka, al jihad…

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SupremeDearLeader2 1 point ago +1 / -0

JUSTICE FOR SEXY GOATS 🐐😘

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