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Sun Tzu goes full potato (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MonkPepe ago by MonkPepe +3974 / -2
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GrandDaddyMemesGhost 97 points ago +97 / -0

Also, go ahead and leave all the equipment behind, so you get to fight your enemy twice.

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rainyday1234 15 points ago +21 / -6

aug 31st

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rainyday1234 -9 points ago +6 / -15

will come and go

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spezisacuckold 27 points ago +27 / -0

along with pallets of cash in the dead of night

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GlacialSpeed 11 points ago +11 / -0

Always ask why.

Nothing is on accident with decisions like this.

"Why would Biden's handlers order the withdrawal this way?"

I'm not pretending to know the answer, could be many reasons.

  • Gives a valid reason for the uniparty to ask Biden to step down.
  • Strengthens China's global power and weakens our own.
  • Allows the Taliban room to become an enemy to fight again one day (wars=money)
  • Unknown reasons because we only see a fraction of what is really going on.
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japplekun 6 points ago +6 / -0

To find possible culprits also ask "Who benefits?" ("Cui bono?" in ancient Rome.)

And of course "Follow the money."

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kayak 5 points ago +5 / -0

2nd bullet point has me going ding, ding, ding!

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

A++ Yes this is not a FU this is a well designed play with multiple objectives.

Biden is the fall guy and the US is left holding the bag

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daty_dato 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd normally agree but I think that tard in the oval office fucked it up so bad that the thugs don't fear him at all.

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Ham_Sandwich77 -5 points ago +1 / -6

Oh fuck. That's probably next, isn't it?

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jtt888 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wise man say, He who gets most votes at the ballot box is an honest man. He who gets most votes with a copier becomes president."

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AK94 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wise woman say, She who get erected Vice Plesident when imposter Plesident is narcoreptic senire zombie become Plesident vely velly soon.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, tell everyone that nothing could have been done any better than it was.

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Usmc_vet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank God I’ll never go back there again. Even if I were still active, I wouldn’t under this fake ass administration.

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projectako 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fight It Again, Tony

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JoeNotErotic 40 points ago +40 / -0

You’re a lot smarter than I look. - Joe Biden

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IncredibleMrE1 19 points ago +19 / -0

You look a lot smarter than I am.

-Also Joe Biden

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JoeNotErotic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Which one of you cowards shit my pants? - Joe Biden

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plznosteal 4 points ago +4 / -0

“MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED!”

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rainyday1234 1 point ago +6 / -5

"your legs turn blonde in the sun"

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Supervillain66 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s the best. The 2nd best is the 1/4 mile he walked in the corn field to read some bullshit stump speech

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
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Redditcensorsyouandi 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was only 4 joe, FFS

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

And that's how I learned about roaches.

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rainyday1234 -2 points ago +3 / -5

"the smartest guy i know""

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Trubs 24 points ago +24 / -0

The art of... You know... The thing.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chocolate-chocolate chip!

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NotAPuma 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN: clapping like Seals

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Corporal_Joe_Bauers 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sun Tzu would quickly realize that none of his maxims are needed against the potato.

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rainyday1234 -3 points ago +5 / -8

yep that election stealer rigger hoaxer perv sniffer tyrant commie should be finished {HUNG}

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Patriots_dont_kneel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he's talking about his son, I hear he's quite hung...

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rainyday1234 -13 points ago +1 / -14

yes

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rainyday1234 -13 points ago +1 / -14

thank you for the link

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rainyday1234 -13 points ago +1 / -14

i prefer a public one though

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OGpsywar 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sun Tzu goes full potato

🥔 Spud Tzu 🥔

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fart of war by Spud Tzu.

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_-Th0r-_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

You never go full potato…

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ThickCheney 1 point ago +1 / -0

I little crack money for his son might go a long way

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xmetalgod 1 point ago +1 / -0

10% for the big spud as well!

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rainyday1234 -6 points ago +1 / -7

sun tzu is better

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BidenLikesMiners 16 points ago +16 / -0

Confucious say, wise man fight, but big brain run and leave all countrymen trapped behnd enemy lines then blame predecessor and allies for trying to save them.

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MotherOf13Furbabies 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell's Bells,Pedo Joe AND his administration are blaming the victim as well. I have heard pedo blame the Afghan army for not fighting (after we stripped away the CAS and ISR WE taught them to incorporate into their tactics), Buttsake scolding the Americans for not leaving already) and some giant chode insisting our citizens and allies "take responsibility for getting themselves" to the Kabul airport

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

That shit is despicable. theres no excuses for bijing Joe removing their air support. the collapse was PLANNED. before they said it wouldnt falll; now theyre claiming they thought it would fall IN A MONTH. CORRUPT CUNTS . saki is a bitch who went on fucking vacation when the pullout started. everyone in htis administration is a corrupt feckless coward. no exceptions. right now there's 5k to 9k americans being left in the country/ COWARDS. and telling them they HAVE TO PAY for their trip back is disgusting corporate shit, fuck bidhen/

fuck this admin, its a COMPLETE SHAME leaving even ONE american in a warzone. and gayden leaves THOUSANDS.. criminal cunts

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rainyday1234 -8 points ago +2 / -10

username is very fitting

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sun Tzu:

Always get your butt wiped by a friend, not an enemy.

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rainyday1234 -5 points ago +6 / -11

"my butt's been wiped!"

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LosPepesContra 12 points ago +12 / -0

And Bagram is only 35 miles to the north. And in an open area easily to defend.

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nozonozo 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gee that must be the Woke edition that I'm sure Milley has read.

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War_Hamster 18 points ago +18 / -0

The Art of Woke.

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Everything woke turns to shit!

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War_Hamster 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's what I heard, too.

Anecdotal evidence seems to support this.

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rainyday1234 -8 points ago +1 / -9

yes it does^^

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rainyday1234 -8 points ago +1 / -9

THIS^^

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

By Un Tzu

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

And add a clown nose to statue.

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Prussian_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would of made the meme actually funny.

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rainyday1234 -6 points ago +2 / -8

KEK!!

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South_Florida_Guy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look you can't ride a dolphin on the moon while eating shoe flavored potato salad on a Tuesday, cmon man!

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reagan2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

Spud Tzu

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Light_HIV_Effect 7 points ago +7 / -0

Leave behind Americans so they can be ransomed later while you get out unvetted Afghans in time for the midterms.

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Kekman85 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what happens when you read it upside down.

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RocketSprocket 3 points ago +3 / -0

The wisdom of Sun Tzu seems as fresh and relevant as if it were only written 4 or 5 days ago.

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beta-detector 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Art of Potatus

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rainyday1234 -5 points ago +2 / -7

potato

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BewareOfThePug 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Do not pray for an easy life, pray that Joe leaves them enough weapons to make you stronger men."

Easy mode is for pussies - JFK

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mass55th 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then have the CIA Director secretly meet with the Taliban, so he can grovel enough to get an extension on that deadline they gave you to get out of the country. Maybe you should have sent Hunter instead, the smartest man you know Joe. He could have at least done drugs with them.

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MotherOf13Furbabies 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't convince me that Biden isn't a patriot...in CHINA!

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Thetigerpoppy 3 points ago +3 / -0

This right here easily takes the cake for shit post of the month.

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CornPop69_420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Never go full tater.

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Demokraut_No_More 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great. Hope this becomes a regular series.

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel a more glorious meme coming on with this. This his funny

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WinterSoldier82 2 points ago +2 / -0

"If you have the Best Ideas, you have nothing to Hide." -Gitmo Joe

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MagaChief 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sun Tzu… as translated by Valerie Jarrett for potato in chief

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PlateOwner 2 points ago +3 / -1

Joe always finds a way...

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ebuy123 2 points ago +2 / -0

this gave me one hell of a laugh thanks

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MAGAsJustBegun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those knocking Biden over this are simply ignorant and misinformed.

They believe the msm narrative that we left Afghanistan.

But I have the secrets! We secretly are the Taliban, and we WANT the Taliban to run Afghanistan!

Why the fuck else would be hey leave so much advanced military hardware behind, that now the Taliban has the 25th best airforce worldwide?

Fuckin nuts man.

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Lord_Nekro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confucius say Biden is The Big Gay

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chickeninoven 2 points ago +2 / -0

Confucius say: look, fat

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realgeotus2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top kek. If only it weren’t so fucked up and sad..

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Unbounded1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tim Pools favorite guy to quote.

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TrumpWinz 2 points ago +2 / -0

the friend of your enemy is your friend

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Gregorina 2 points ago +2 / -0

but biden did that because the aghans said to. so the quote should be.

"Always abandon your most strategic airbase right before an evacuation because someone told you to."

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always evacuate the military BEFORE citizens since they can't protect themselves.

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DJT_JR6544 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sent this meme to my church frens. They loved it.

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AlinskianAntiLeftist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The fart of war.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

...Never go full potato...

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GabeC1997 1 point ago +1 / -0

Specifically, from the copy Sun Tzu gave to his enemies.

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Somniac 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need to change the picture to Biden staring blankly in space with the tag line “Joe Biden - The Art of Surrender”

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FredRedd 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think this one was actually from his village-idiot brother, Shih-tzu - but was caught by a sharp-eyed editor before the book went to print.

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

What was that Bush word. Stratergery? That is what we are seeing with a side of alszimers.

Actually Biden has nothing to do with what is happening he is the fall guy. Amazing how they treat their own

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SilverStarv5 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need more of these!

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Honkycracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reinforce your positions with more than you need to fight the enemy, then abandon/surrender it.

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