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PatriotPen 185 points ago +186 / -1

They will do that by killing their dissenters to reduce carbon emissions and the world population.

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DonJr2032 183 points ago +183 / -0

This statement is a 100% publicity stunt.

Funny thing is, this stunt will work on the intended audience

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TopperBlack 121 points ago +121 / -0

I would say they've been coached by China in how to manipulate the yanks and their media.

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CrusadingPowerUser 42 points ago +43 / -1

LOL Squeeze all the billions you can out of them!

Xi's wealth extraction strategies

Might as well sell a get rich quick book

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TopperBlack 45 points ago +45 / -0

Get dirt on Joe. Run campaign to get him placed in charge. Show Joe the dirt. Tell Joe to gtfo of Afghanistan. Take ownership of Afghanistan and minerals.

I wouldn't be surprised if China had dirt on heaps of world leaders.

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Darkheartisland 28 points ago +28 / -0

They have been sleeping with our elected representatives for decades.

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FliesTheFlag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cocaine Mitch

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honeypots like Epstein

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Carnasty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, quite literally. Eric Fartwell and Bang Bang. No investigation. No consequences. Nothing.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rich dad, poor dad..

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basedvirginian 14 points ago +15 / -1

CIA employees more like it.

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SHILL_DETECTOR 13 points ago +14 / -1

obviously

their "jokes" and "memes" and "stunts" are proof that they are a total fraud

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The_Litehaus_Abides 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Taliban MEME WAR: TROLLING Biden & the West

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tkXYXpOLIE

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KickingPugilist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good video.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 11 points ago +11 / -0

Democrats: "WTF? I LOVE the Taliban now!"

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TopperBlack 18 points ago +18 / -0

*Insert Vince McMahon Meme

"we are Muslims" *Tier 1 happy Democrat

"We want to stop global warming" *Tier 2 happy Democrat

"Death to America" *Democrat collapses from ecstasy

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Mooksayshigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought the exact same thing as I was reading the article.

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BidensPrisonWallet 26 points ago +26 / -0

They've learned to troll the left.

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PatriotPen 24 points ago +24 / -0

Did you see THIS publicity stunt? LMAO

Taliban seat on UN Commission on the Status of Women is 'likely,' says former U.S. envoy to UN.

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MagicBanana 15 points ago +15 / -0

The UN is such a fucking joke.

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PKShadilay 9 points ago +9 / -0

You misspelled 'League of Evil'.

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FliesTheFlag 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same shit when they had the house of Saud on their human rights council, UN is fuckin trash just like Nato.

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Hades440 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Fighting global warming" is the pass phrase to let the globalists know they're on the same team.

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KekistanPM 9 points ago +10 / -1

They were probably laughing themselves silly doing it, too.

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JudicialDredd 13 points ago +13 / -0

Lol my very first thought was this is as ridiculous as saying

"Genghis Khan dropped human carbon emissions during his reign"

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MAGAMAN4EVA 4 points ago +4 / -0

but all the cow farts back then!!!

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hey_spike 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goat farts now

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SwampMonsterJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Goat queefs

Had t correct that for ya.

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RuprechtThaMonkeyBoy 12 points ago +13 / -1

Banning women from driving will immediately reduce the number of vehicles on the road. Not saying that contributes to whatever they call global warming now, but it will reduce traffic.

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dontwannalivelikeare 6 points ago +6 / -0

Heck banning women from shopping will reduce carbon emissions as well.

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DoesItWorkAlready 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go play with this website, you'll see that for every American they kill, they cover the emissions of 10 of their fellow Afghans.

Let it never be said the Taliban can't do math. <sarc>

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/carbon-footprint-by-country

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Comntrinchief 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eco warriors for Alah! 🤣🤣🤣

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vespasiano 3 points ago +4 / -1

We don't belong in afghanistan.

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NoFats 105 points ago +109 / -4

Pretty clear evidence they work for the American left.

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pushbackv2 31 points ago +31 / -0

Allahu Globohomo Akbar

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Spicy_maymay 19 points ago +19 / -0

There is no way any of those retards wrote that shit. Look at the vocabulary, who fucking says "rapprochement"? The average IQ of the taliban is 80, that was so painfully obviously written for them by an american leftist with a masters degree in gender studies.

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Steven_IDGAF_Miller 6 points ago +6 / -0

They can't even use gym equipment, and they want us to believe they even know about climate change?

Good one Left, next time try something a little more believable. Like trying to tell the world that donkey's can fly helicopters.

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Aambrick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can happen if take the brain itself, wipe all memory related connections, and the use that big processor for processing. In that sense donkeys can fly.

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pushbackv2 3 points ago +3 / -0

You underestimate how dumb their target audience is. If they can transform woman-beating drug addicts into overnight martyrs for social justice, they can pull off a campaign to portray the Taliban as an enlightened and progressive commune of well-researched peaceniks.

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Bernier4Canada 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly big props to the taliban for achieving 80 IQ average. That's 13 whole points away from "retarded"!

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CyclopticErotica 3 points ago +4 / -1

Them cavemen are parading around in humvees and blackhawks they won as war booty. Part of the reason for that is thinking of them as cavemen. These guys keep winning against the big boys, some respect is due.

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Jack_NC 1 point ago +1 / -0

It looks like some of those out-of-work leftie journalists never learned to code, after all. :(

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

The average IQ of the taliban is 80

Are you implying they are american?

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Isaiah53 20 points ago +20 / -0

Pretty clear the msm is just making shit up.

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doug2 12 points ago +12 / -0

I could do with any journalism, doesn't even need to be good, just real. We have pretend news. I wish there was some catchy way to say "the modern day news stations are painting a purposely misleading picture in order to promote a political agenda." Alas, I'll have to order the extra large bumper sticker this time.

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KickingPugilist 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Media are the Enemy of the People is my go to.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 6 points ago +6 / -0

What? The CIA created the Taliban.

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NateBedfordForrest 5 points ago +5 / -0

And there is no right

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Forbidden_outcast 2 points ago +2 / -0

^^

You either agree or disagree, and each carry their own set of resulting circumstances

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NateBedfordForrest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prove to me that the "right" hasnt gained so many feet left that they are basically middle ground.

Just face it. There is no right. Its all theater. Both parties shake hands behind closed doors. Hell traitor pence even did it on camera with Pelosi elbow knudging and fingerpopping each others buttholes. This was right after pence was handed her shekels via handshake. The list goes on. All an illusion built by design to make voters think that they actually have a choice. Pepsi or coke. Malarkey. How to lead a horse? Lead left lead right kick the sumbitch to get it in gear.

Joachim and boaz are the two pillars that hold up this subverted system.

If one fails the other will support.

Shit

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Forbidden_outcast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fren, I agree.

And it’s the number one thing out of my mouth since the November election, to anyone who mentioned it.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe some things transcend the left/right argument.

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

most things do, almost everything does. If it were easy enough to fit into two simple groups, then our lives would be much less exciting.

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patR1OT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe, but everything they do nowadays only benefits the left

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MAGAMAN4EVA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also true.

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. I mean, "climate change" is the left's anti-West/anti-White agenda of destruction after all. Zero science.

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TheEvacuator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, most of the Taliban are CIA agents so.

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HeavyVetting 79 points ago +79 / -0

They've got to be trolling, and the fact that people take them seriously about working on climate change is part of the trolling.

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rubberkidney 27 points ago +27 / -0

using climate global warming change as a manipulation tactic...seems like theyve got it all figured out!

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diverscale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apophis variant

I love this new one

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MAGAMAN4EVA 2 points ago +2 / -0

This.

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Toohershat 10 points ago +10 / -0

They might be doing this to establish a steady stream of income from US taxpayers. They already control a country, so all they have to do is sign up for some Paris Accord BS and they might be in.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely. Just mention muh Climate Change and the Democrats will throw even more of our money at them.

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Toohershat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Step 1: Get a country by any means necessary

Step 2: Ask to be a signatory on the Paris Accord and then sign immediately. The terms don't matter since it's a piece of shit that no one will abide by.

Step 3: Profit

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GulagInmate769 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well they have the equipment and weapons to fight the climate. We havent tried blowing up ourselves up to combat climate change. It might work. Maybe it would make an impact after 70,000 taliban soliders. Just an idea

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Specter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got to be trolling us. Probably learned their memes and trolling from us to be honest

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +3 / -1

Definitely trolling.

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rememberashlibabbit 45 points ago +45 / -0

Is this the Babylon Bee?

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AlphaNathan 20 points ago +20 / -0

getting reeeeeally hard to tell

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Cheesemaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes... no... i don't know anymore!

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

thx for the based name, patriot.

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JSullz59 33 points ago +33 / -0

Bro I can't honk anymore. My honker is so sore.

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TheEvacuator 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's when things feel funny.

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coffee_grdr 23 points ago +23 / -0

this is literally all it takes for the left to embrace them!

wait a week and watch pbs run stories of life in afghanistan with the hot take that their primitive lifestyle is actually great for the climate!

the radical left already loves the idea of living in dirt huts, not taking showers, and walking a mile to a communal watering hole,

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BidenLikesMiners 7 points ago +7 / -0

and dont forget all the child rape (12 year old getting offered to talis) and reminders to wash their penises after absentminded animal sex

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YourWifesBoyfriend 6 points ago +6 / -0

People dont know that dumb stuff like that is written in the koran. Absentmindedly fucking something...

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 17 points ago +19 / -2

This is how you know they were created and funded by Democrats

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SHILL_DETECTOR 6 points ago +6 / -0

Communist Infiltration Agency

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zeeshopper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Faggot Bitches Insurrectionists

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KINGOJ007 14 points ago +14 / -0

This world really is a clown show now

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BlondeBombshell88 12 points ago +13 / -1

Sure, people will a 10% literacy will combat climate change. Riiiiight

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Filo76 7 points ago +7 / -0

They've been combating climate change for decades. Just point your ak-47 up into the sky and fire. Take THAT climate!

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Joe_Snow 3 points ago +3 / -0

ThAtS tHe wEaThEr nOt tHe cLiMaTe

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TOGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well altough you are right, id like to point out some nuances. First, id love nothing more than for things to go back a bit to the way they were, when carrots were dirty, strawberries were small, and all that. But in our way is massive money interests who need us to consume more and more for those interests to keep increasing profits every year and thus stay profitable. So the strategy is to just play switcheroo evry few years. Here they banned individually wrapped in paper plastic straws, so now we have......... Individually wrapped in plastic cardboard straws. So yeah its on purpose. Gotts keep those numbers up whatever the marketing ploy to sell. Amd secondly id like to point that if its CO2 the big mean gas according to media, even with our very high per capita consumption, my country is so big and there is so much granite that ue to carbosilicate cycle, my net co2 balance is that I capture like 30% more than I emit. So i personnaly really dont feel concerned at all by all this bullshit. Talk with the overcrowded tiny granitless nations about reducing.

We Granitefull people already do our best saving all of you and your kids from asphyxiating. Thank lord for giving me enough granite so that I can fulfill the destiny of my people to save the world with all our beautiful and strong granite

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MLGS 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Taliban knows exactly how to talk to appeal to bluechecks and genuine Biden voters.

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Joe_Snow 3 points ago +3 / -0

All 38 of them

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GrumpyGrumpus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Here is my take on this:

  1. They are trolling

[and/or]

  1. Some of the leadership has received western collegiate indoctrination and actually believes this

The suppression of basic liberties definitely aligns with leftist ideology so it's not a stretch

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wethedownvoted 7 points ago +7 / -0

They're just playing the same game China/Biden do: say the right words when the cameras are rolling, then do whatever the hell you want.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

and or cnn/china is giving them their pr agents

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xBigCoffinHunter 10 points ago +10 / -0

LMAO! These guys are actually pretty fucking awesome at this shit. “Oh yeah, we’ll totally work to lower our carbon footprint by 2045. Mind you we will require $7 billion a year from America in order to achieve it”

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le_destroy 8 points ago +8 / -0

The media is shamelessly simping for the Taliban and no one is surprised. I am 100% sincere when I say I think the destruction of the mainstream media would be more beneficial to the entire planet as a whole than the eradication of any other terrorist groups combined.

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Xinix2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look at what the msm has done. They are the definition of terrorists.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 7 points ago +8 / -1

Can we just change their name to the Trolliban yet?

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WenOli311 4 points ago +4 / -0

This...😂

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MagaDevildog2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I miss the days when the Babylon bee was just funny fiction....

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War_Hamster 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is a gambit to gain entrance into the UN.

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monkadelic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell me you work for democrats without telling me you are working for democrats

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I just drugged a male prostitute and jerked off as he died... for the 8th time this week"

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patR1OT 3 points ago +3 / -0

"My pronouns are xe/xem"

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

CLOWN WORLD PSYOP PROPAGANDA 🤡 SPONSORED BY THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY.

😂

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DarkDrai 3 points ago +3 / -0

"May our plans for interesting times be successful."

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Kaisgrammy 4 points ago +4 / -0

They have enough US dollars to buy Teslas. And that auto drive makes firing SAMs a breeze!

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canttrumpthis203 4 points ago +4 / -0

TFW you realize you're living an episode of south park...

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Atlantapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Taliban being trained by the CIA is now confirmed

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

They know the value of Rhetoric.

And using tactics of weaponizing OUR OWN hypocrisy AGAINST US!

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QSWO1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Until we draw a picture of that astroid worshipping pediiphile they tattoo on the back of goats heads.

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DennyCrane 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, they are Democrats.

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brundlefly777 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol they're exactly like the establishment.

Promise something that's obviously a lie, complete the action that affirms the lie, and receive no flak for it.

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PierreDerelicto 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know OP is new to all this, maybe just came from a townhall.com article, but the Taliban, not being ISIS know they're not ISIS yet still are bad people.

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Primebeef 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man would be nice to get the Taliban to fight the CCP for a change.

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7.62swinebuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course they're going to fight climate change: It's called mass culling of humans that consume resources to survive.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

And pay them taxes by the head.... the taliban isn't handing out resources to anyone lol.

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Ironlabel1 3 points ago +3 / -0

These guys are smart that’s a great statement to make because retards will believe it.

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Walleye-vision71 3 points ago +3 / -0

Going to cut camel dung burning by 33%

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Once All Non-islamics are killed or converted....

Then Allah will tell them the earth is entirely theirs to pollute as much as they want.

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Coslin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Durka Durka, the heat is so hot!

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Hillarysudders 3 points ago +3 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! WTF?!?

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Bernier4Canada 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know what I realized today?

People in Kabul have more freedoms than some australians.

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bills_gash 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still won't kill as many Americans as Cuomo or Whitmer.

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll cut down on stranded American's Carbon Footprints...by eliminating their respiration...

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Crude 2 points ago +2 / -0

They'll just assert that gay people cause Climate Change.

Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. Plus, it has the added benefit of having just as much scientific fact to back it up as Climate Global Warming Cooling Change.

They're bucking for that Nobel Peace Prize in 2022.

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ispongeyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

HONK! 🤡🌎

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patriotswinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

They want those climate change bucks that the U.S. hands out freely.

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BlaineBug 2 points ago +2 / -0

This reads like babylon bee.

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BUTERBALZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor bastards just discovered fire and now this.... Cutting back just 10% on CO2 emissions puts them back at rubbing rocks.

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

they know what the dummies want to hear. they can murder and rape left and right as long as they give lip service to almighty global climate change warming.

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slimcoat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Behold, taqiyya on a national stage. And the dense leftists will fall for it again.

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Smarmcastic 2 points ago +2 / -0

When the real news out-Babylon-Bees, Babylon Bee.

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Greenhills 2 points ago +2 / -0

I read…taliban to sell mining licenses to cobalt mines to China to combat climate change.

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Eru1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice trolling guys.

God the west is so fucked..

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess they will do Population Control right away starting September 1st and will wind it up with an orgy of murder by September 11th