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CorradoSoprano 178 points ago +179 / -1

His handlers aren't gonna give him his ice cream today because of that slip up.

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ProphetOfKek 89 points ago +89 / -0

Is “ice cream” what they call 8 year old girls now?

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TheJustin 53 points ago +53 / -0

Walnut sauce is for 8 year old boys

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Coprolite 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's a banana cream pie. You got a bad source.

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BasedTemplar 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fake news!

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Dlrnemesis 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s called a cream pie in the industry.

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ConservativeTeacher 1 point ago +1 / -0

With M&M's?

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus juice

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BidensPrisonWallet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Only if they're lookin all 19.

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BasedTemplar 5 points ago +5 / -0

With their legs crossed.

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yukondave 2 points ago +2 / -0

someone wipe his but

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mikejones 85 points ago +85 / -0

I was surprised he said the quiet part out loud.

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ProphetOfKek 71 points ago +71 / -0

I’m not. I’m surprised he said anything coherent.

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pushbackv2 31 points ago +31 / -0

I'm surprised he didn't shit his pants.

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ProphetOfKek 30 points ago +30 / -0

To be fair we don’t know that. Smell-o-vision isn’t a thing yet.

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pushbackv2 23 points ago +23 / -0

To be fair, he probably doesn't know either.

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BidensPrisonWallet 26 points ago +26 / -0

I wish someone would hack that teleprompter. This dipshit would read anything scrolled out.

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pushbackv2 15 points ago +15 / -0

"I'm Joe Biden?"

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DivvyDivet 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Go fuck yourself America"

~Joe Biden

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HeavyMetalPatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have no idea how that hasn't happened yet.

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Comanche_Moon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Only his butt wiper will know.

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SenorTrumper 6 points ago +6 / -0

They were promising we'd have before the end of the 20th century back in the 1970s!

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SteveRogers42 4 points ago +4 / -0

For which Nads Nadler is deeply grateful.

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BasedTemplar 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, he did not clarify that his butt’s been wiped so we don’t really no that.

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KickingPugilist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably did but his butt's been wiped.

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SteveRogers42 39 points ago +39 / -0

“Salute the Marines “.

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JudicialDredd 22 points ago +22 / -0

Oh he's done givin' up on trying to act like he's been elected. He's over it. Dementia has kicked in full time. The media and globohomo cabal will carry him until cunt face has been advertised enough as next in line.

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prayinpede 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're waitng until just after the 2 yr mark. So it wont count as one of her terms

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emjayt 3 points ago +3 / -0

As If she could ever win an election… oh wait, you don’t need to do that anymore, just buy the Dominion guy a new vacation home and you’re in like Flynn.

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mikejones 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched it live. I'm sure it's somewhere on Youtube

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pushbackv2 59 points ago +59 / -0

The worst part is that the left was fully aware of the ticking time bomb of propping up a cognitively impaired career politician with early onset dementia.

But they had their fraud game down pat and knew it wouldn't mean shit to have gaffes like this on the regular because 80% of DC was already fully compromised.

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ProphetOfKek 24 points ago +24 / -0

Your number is very low balled, my friend.

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pushbackv2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kind of like the initial reports of only 4 US Marines killed today. Just keeping it consistent.

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BidensPrisonWallet 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know they did everything they could to not have to report what happened today.

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SteveRogers42 9 points ago +9 / -0

Plus, he’s a bought-and-paid for CCP agent, so there’s that…

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RustySheckelford 4 points ago +5 / -1

Wouldnt it be nice if the steal completely backfires in their faces?

2022 we replace the RINOS with real MAGA conservatives, We finish auditing and securing the elections, and then in 2024 we reelect trump with a MAGA-powered congress that will actually push America first policy.

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Frankly_George 3 points ago +3 / -0

2022 we replace the RINOS with real MAGA conservatives, We finish auditing and securing the elections, and then in 2024 we reelect trump with a MAGA-powered congress that will actually push America first policy.

A bit cart before the horse there, aren't you?

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HeavyMetalPatriot 21 points ago +21 / -0

It's happening...and it's ALL happening on purpose. Xiden's handlers are not making mistakes, they are fulfilling their plans. That's the fun part to accept.

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jisas 2 points ago +2 / -0

if the plan of biden's handlers is to destroy biden regime legitimacy and democrats reputation... makes you wonder who the biden's handler is ;)

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HeavyMetalPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

The problem is the Demonrat reputation is in the hands of the MSM and Big Tech which control the narrative for the normies. I won't be surprised if the plan is to nuke Biden next month, then enforce a "no criticism of Resident Harris allowed" policy across all platforms. Their reputation had already been forever destroyed with Trump voters so all they need to do is keep their base behaved and Dominion operating.

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jisas 0 points ago +1 / -1

oh boy with that mindset you're just not ready

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Bruno 44 points ago +44 / -0

I'm not laughing anymore. None of this is funny to me. None of this is funny to real military families. There's no accountability anymore in our government or its leaders.

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KonyHawk_ProSlaver 42 points ago +42 / -0

Did he really say that? Instructed to call on?

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pushbackv2 35 points ago +35 / -0

Of course he did. He's been in over his head since day 1 of the Installment.

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kastmaster2000 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yes

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maga05 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes

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cgret988 25 points ago +25 / -0

This pedophile is a complete BUFFOON!! An absolute POS!! He needs to go..

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illidann 12 points ago +12 / -0

the globohomos are trolling us hard at this point as in "Hey America, you have a clown as president and there is nothing you can do about it !!"

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tedandlisa123 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is beyond a joke. It’s enough already. Marine One needs to pick Trump up and fly him back to the White House.

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SteveRogers42 18 points ago +18 / -0

All it would take is one brave O-6 at SOCOM.

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King6of6the6retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

literally drop him off in Delaware, then head straight to Florida. Or Jersey. Wherever GEOTUS is resting his head these days.

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ProphetOfKek 18 points ago +18 / -0

At least no more mean tweets, amirite guys?!

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KingOfTards 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nobody except few are on Twitter.

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therighteousdontfear 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, aside from mocking the Afghanis who fought and died alongside the coalition these past few years - including the Area Commander who was excecuted on video a few days ago. But the media ignores Biden's insults to servicemen and allies.

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Al_Swearengen 11 points ago +12 / -1

Great meme. Perfectly fits the clown status of this fucking retard

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Monzie 2 points ago +3 / -1

It's not a meme, he said it today live. Was listening to radio and he said it clear as day.

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Al_Swearengen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm talking about the ACTUAL meme that someone made. Obviously I saw the clip same as you did. I have no idea how you could infer from my post what you did

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pnwpatriot97 10 points ago +10 / -0

OP should use the meme version where Xi is calling the shots. Would be 100% accurate.

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BostonVoter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Incredible. We are such an incredible group

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pnwpatriot97 6 points ago +6 / -0

Outstanding work

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k614 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nice meme because Joe is the one missing.

Our country would be in much better shape if Joe from Impractical Jokers was president.

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megapat100x 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hes just a mouthpeice. The faggots that stole the election and INSTALLED him are the ones that need to hang. Im betting their dream was to have Kumswallowsalot be president, a female black president. Because you know everything is woke these days and women are the future.

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TimoSalami 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m starting to think this guy is crying for help.

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Tomx 7 points ago +7 / -0

Anyone have clip or timestamp? Trying to find it myself on mobile

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Tomx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ty

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KarenKarenKaren 7 points ago +7 / -0

Murr!!!

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4bfd6g5h4df54hgds6f5 8 points ago +8 / -0

LAAAAAARYYYYYY

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KarenKarenKaren 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crangis McBasketball

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emjayt 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s just the drugs.

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BostonVoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

How can I donate $100 to the creator of this meme ?

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lurkwellmyfriends 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's go to Lester Holt for unbiased coverage of glorious leaders Kim Jong Un and Dear Leader Biden.

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IHeartMyDoggy 5 points ago +6 / -1

He always has that vacant look on his face, like a deer caught in headlights

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Nezock_theKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone's gotta put Q's hair on Resident Biden instead of Murr.

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username7 5 points ago +5 / -0

LAARRRY!!

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Correndo 4 points ago +4 / -0

If nobody has seen this show, watch it. It's hilarious.

Impractical Jokers.

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PraiseBeToScience -1 points ago +1 / -2

Which one is this meme from?

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Correndo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish I could tell you

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Sass 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm convinced he had an earpiece in the entire time. His stilted talking, his inability to read in the past, and the far off look in his eye. He would say 2-3 words, pause, then say another 2-3 words. He's a fucking robot controlled by the lizard people.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 2 points ago +2 / -0

A real journalist would have some high dollar scanning equipment, and tap into the feed to his earpiece...if it is not encrypted. Imagine the optics of having the earpiece feed going in parallel with the live speech.

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username7 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best post yet!!!

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sackofwisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

On point meme smithing. Kek!

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UndercoverCentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF I thought you were exaggerating, what the hell

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MAGA-Fett 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jesus….how long can the left even go along with this charade?

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Dereliction 1 point ago +1 / -0

For as long as the rest of the world lets them.

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Jonlee 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't spell joKe without joe - too bad it's not funny!! 😡😡😡

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biggerthanyours 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is openly admitting to being controlled.

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Big_Don_45_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this true? Hard to tell in Clown World USA.

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7.62swinebuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Need someone in his ear, lying, telling him he gets field trip visit to a kindergarten class if he immediately orders all military branches to use every means necessary to clean up the mess right now in Kabul.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg this was perfect!!!

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

But we’re suppose to believe that the media isn’t biased! 👌

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webthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Greatest Meme ever. OP 👍

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Jonlee 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't spell joKe without joe - too bad the joke is not funny.😡😡😡😡😡

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Wakenbake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why the fuck does he say the quiet part put loud? What an asshole

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Rubicante 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can't fix stupid.

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PizzaDecorations 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sal's uncontrollable laughter is great

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Spawnlingman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please link someone.

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Justaguy147 2 points ago +3 / -1

What if he is not the bad guy and it's actually signaling for help? I mean I don't really believe that's true but reality has been horrifying since election day.

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Trythisagain 6 points ago +6 / -0

He was already a demon before he reached this state of mind, shit on him!

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MAGALOVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Joe Biden..... it's a Spanish name that means, "Whale's Vagina." "

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IAmDisappoint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bidet is a joke

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downwithuppish 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you think the teleprompter or card said

INSTRUCTION: Call on Kelly O'Donnell at NBC

Would make sense for him to read that line, get confused and insert a similar word into his statement.