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AMBER ALERT:: WHITE MALE 78, WANDERING IN DC THINKS HES PRESIDENT!! (media.patriots.win)          TOP  KEK    
posted ago by geekesmind ago by geekesmind +4054 / -2
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Smudgerator 98 points ago +98 / -0

Actually, still thinks he’s a Senator.

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rainyday1234 86 points ago +90 / -4

sliver alert

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TuringComplete 38 points ago +39 / -1

*silver alert

Great meme, came here to say this.

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Corporal_Joe_Bauers 24 points ago +24 / -0

you know, OP might have a point. With creepy joe on the loose, it would be wise to keep an eye out for young girls in distress. I'll allow it.

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Meme_Too 12 points ago +12 / -0

Technically correct, but the meme works better with amber, since that's the more common type of alert.

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HillarysBustedDonut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not in Florida. It's about 50/50

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Meme_Too 5 points ago +5 / -0

Interesting.

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IwillRefuse 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sniffer Alert

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden and his friends may be responsible for many Amber Alerts, but when *he *goes missing, the proper alert is silver.

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sliver alert.

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Jsjaajkaka 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤣

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coolhandcuke 7 points ago +7 / -0

He should wear a nametag that says, "Hello, My name is Joe Biden. If found lost,and disoriented, please return me to the White House ASAP."

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Cutter 2 points ago +2 / -0

"...if found please drop in nearest mailbox, return postage guaranteed."

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

and he thinks he is in Vermont

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cyberrigger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually, he stopped thinking.

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South_Florida_Guy 35 points ago +37 / -2

Silver Alert

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Philhelm 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is pedo Joe, so it's an amber alert too.

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LUXURY_USERNAME 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit he’s right.

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IamDevo 3 points ago +3 / -0

So close to being absolutely perfect.

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AnacronicA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sniffer Alert

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OneBigMaga 31 points ago +31 / -0

My favorite it the blue alert I got a while back.

"Lock your doors and stay inside. Stay away from windows."

I'm expecting a massive shootout on my street. Nope, other side of Texas. The whole amber alert system is garbage.

First, if they go off while driving it can cause an accident. Second, the give absolutely no useful information. Third, if you want more information, there is nowhere to get it.

'amber alerts blue Nissan license number 67tb826" click OK and all the information vaporizes. Hey, there's a blue Nissan, what was the license plate again?

This whole thing need to be thought out better. The alerts should link to more useful information, such as pictures of the abducted child, location and time of occurance, along with any other useful information. As it is, I think the amber alert system was just a scam by politicians to funnel more money into their bank accounts. They are absolutely useless.

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tom_machine 10 points ago +12 / -2

That’s so he can nix the ones that would implicate his friends

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American2 7 points ago +8 / -1

Exactly.

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Oh_Well_ian -2 points ago +1 / -3

His brother was at the National Center for Missing and Endangered Children

foxes in henhouses

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zooty 7 points ago +8 / -1

Always absolutely useless, always go off in the middle of the night. I'm ready to turn them off, I just haven't got around to it yet.

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dizzle_izzle 8 points ago +8 / -0

I turned mine off the moment I got my phone. Fuck you government.

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

i am driving down a highway at 70 mph and the big electronic signs says "Amber Alert"

i better look fast

90% of them are husband/wife bullshit

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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farangbak 13 points ago +14 / -1

Should be "Silver Alert"

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

slobber alert

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MasterVader2U 7 points ago +8 / -1

SILVER ALERT

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Sgt_J_Bz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great job to the pede that made that sign!!!

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Sparks1017 5 points ago +5 / -0

Major league Kek

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findthewarmspot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Silver Alert.

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comakevin76 4 points ago +4 / -0

My God I heard about this, Not sad.

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MI-MAGAgirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s only 78? Good Lord, my dad is 89 and seems decades younger than Biden!

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airborne3502 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was hoping for a code blue instead.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Followed by an "All Clear".

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Brandon 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Silver

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VikingHalo45 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is a Silver Alert .... For old people.

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Magabirdlady2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Silver Alert

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NotMyPresident2021 3 points ago +5 / -2

Fake news. This is obviously photoshop. Photo is over 15 years old.

https://i.imgur.com/p8ZAdSi.jpeg

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mav2468 0 points ago +3 / -3

Of course someone has to ruin the fun.

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Urusovite 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not ruining the fun. You can still enjoy the joke but you at least know it isn’t real. Keeps us from looking like morons when someone shares it on social media saying “look what someone organized on Patriots.win!”

Idiots exist. Cover your ass so they don’t make you look like one of them.

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is both a news and funny meme site. It is crucial for our mission that the two not be conflated. Especially because, now more than ever because we live in clown world, some things that tend to look like jokes could be 100% real. It is important for us to know whether something is real or fiction.

We have a special flair for this very purpose - the "shitpost" flair. OP is missing his flair and as such is a bundle of sticks.

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Aoikaze2000 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a silver alert... good meme otherwiese...

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LibtardJesus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Kek!

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based_trekkie 2 points ago +2 / -0

The amber alert if for the girl who had her hair sniffed, silver alert is for the old man..

and 10% for the big guy.

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ElectronicSlurm69 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has amber leg hairs

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious! 🤣😅😂

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Kdiddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first I was, hey it’s a silver alert… then I realized he was probably the suspect for the Amber alert

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craigccfl 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍👍👍👍👍👍

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mav2468 1 point ago +1 / -0

LMAO

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking kek

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thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silver alert

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Worldpower 1 point ago +1 / -0

God I love America the most unique and amazing place too be

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Fuckommies 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m not sure he’s capable of thinking

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PelosisSaggyTadders 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think people in emergency response send out Amber alerts just to give boners to all of the politicians.

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Tookens 1 point ago +1 / -0

ITT I learned that a silver alert is a thing. Never heard of it before.

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Avykins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually he thinks Kneepads is president...

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MasklessMarvel 1 point ago +1 / -0

why can't they keep these people locked up in homes where they belong?

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maga_gal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Silver alert. Lol

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bdailey1965USA 1 point ago +1 / -0

79

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TommyJarvis 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is a meme failure, pede.

When it's a CHILD it's an Amber Alert. When it's a senior, it's a Silver Alert.

The Amber Alert would be Bidet shambling around DC groping little girls with his sidekick Hunter.

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Sunnybats2 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hahaah