DO THEY EVER STOP LYING? (media.patriots.win)
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Archmagnus 138 points ago +138 / -0

celebrity scientists never are, otherwise they would be doing actual science instead of celebrity shit

vegaspatriot1776 11 points ago +12 / -1

personally, i am going to hold out for the opinion of "bill nye, the science guy."

JesusisKing 4 points ago +5 / -1

literally. IM A SCIENTIST

post on media all day

deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
Bilabrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

(Don Herbert) Mr. Wizard was the last OG chad celebrity scientist

yudsfpbc 113 points ago +116 / -3

He's an astrophysicist.

It's where kids are sent who can't do real physics.

That way they are kept away from real experiments and spend all their time looking at stars.

556y308 50 points ago +50 / -0

we got a physics pede in here, KEK

yudsfpbc 52 points ago +52 / -0

There's more of us than you realize.

Physics has always been based.

I regret that so many physicists decided to hide their beliefs and opinions rather than chase out the commies who took over the college campuses.

DocOneToo 20 points ago +20 / -0

It's so hard though lol. It took me 2 and half tries to get through physics 1 in engineering school but I flew through thermo 1, 2 and 3 which are dream killers for a lot of people. Don't even get me started on vibration and magnetism or whatever the 3rd year physics course was called.

GakLivesMatter 18 points ago +18 / -0

Pain. Pain is what we called 3rd Year Physics courses.

anotherthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ugh. We had two years of physics as part of engineering. Not sure why they divided it up in to three years in your schools, but yeah. The only thing worse than the wave/electromagnetism stuff was thermodynamics and fluids for mechanical engineers.

Truthdose 8 points ago +8 / -0

pfft...math in engineering is a joke compared to physics

Android17 1 point ago +1 / -0

those things are sort of interesting tho i wouldnt call it pain

Truthdose 2 points ago +2 / -0


yudsfpbc 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you did well in thermo, you could probably cut QM and other more "advanced" topics. Thermo kills most aspiring physicist dreams.

Thermo is so random and so ridiculous you have to suspend belief for most of it to even begin to understand the concepts. Most people can't even start to consider the most basic concepts of thermo.

The first-year physics courses, in my mind, are a bunch of professors trying to dump as much information into their future surgeon's head, either to help the future surgeon learn how to absorb as much material as quickly as possible, or to drive the low IQ ones out of the business. Probably similar for engineers.

Knowing what I know, if a student told me they wanted to study physics I would tell them to skip the first year courses altogether. It's like learning arithmetic when you really need to learn calculus. It's a pointless distraction.

DocOneToo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thermo is so random and so ridiculous you have to suspend belief for most of it

It's funny you say that because that's exactly what I did. It was so unintuitive. Well, I should say "unintuitive at first" because once the first few concepts kind of "clicked" it made perfect sense. It still took a lot of work of course but since I found thermo absolutely fascinating I just wanted to do more of it. I'm sure you know what I mean. I didn't even have to take Thermo 3 but I took it as an elective lol.

professors trying to dump as much information into their future surgeon's head, either to help the future surgeon learn how to absorb as much material as quickly as possible, or to drive the low IQ ones out of the business

You're good at this. My professor was this way. I actually liked him but he got his PhD at a school that is known basically for the difficulty of the physics dept. This is a problem of course since they made it difficult not for the students' benefit but in some sort of nerdy dick waving contest and that's all he knew. He even said as much almost exactly. I actually liked him but most didn't.

Another issue I had is that I joined the Army, went medical, was a nurse and decided I was over it before going back and finishing school. I was like 31 when I went back and there were a lot of miles, 12 IEDs, about 20 total concussions and a shitload of drugs and booze between first leaving school and getting serious about finishing. It's more difficult than I thought getting in that sort of "scholastic mindset" if that makes sense.

IeatCrakerzNbed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wave mechanics?

https://ocw.mit.edu/index.htm ... Take your pick.

DocOneToo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably similar. I just know my school called it something "& Magnetism". Of course I went to a large state school, not MIT 🤣

JeffEpstein 6 points ago +6 / -0

I remember seeing a study a while back that looked at the cross-sections between people's academic pursuits & their political/philosophical ideologies.

Natural science folks are inherently predisposed to be BASED AF.

yudsfpbc 4 points ago +9 / -5

I went into physics because I really thought God was a cool dude and I wanted to understand more about how he thinks and creates.

I came out of physics understanding why we have to kill all the adulterers. There is no other option. A swift, fair trial followed by execution using whatever humane method we can invent.

Friendly_B 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please tell us more.

yudsfpbc 3 points ago +6 / -3

Make divorce illegal too.

99% of our social problems disappear, and the rest will have strong multi-generational familes to rely on.

JeffEpstein 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder why you got -4 votes for that.

I totally agree with you - swift trial, speedy death. Too many perverts alive and around, snatching up little kids and ripping their entire faces off so they can wear them like skin.

yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

The great part about making the line adultery is you don't even have to mention the other stuff. Women and children don't need to know the depravity of men's souls. We don't need to tell them that the reason Mr. X was executed was actually child sex trafficking. We'll just say it was adultery and be done with it. Re-emphasize how important it is to maintain your sexual lusts within the bonds of marriage and all at the same time.

love_and_peace 3 points ago +3 / -0

ISIS might have an opening for you. Do you know Sharia? You two would get along.

yudsfpbc 3 points ago +4 / -1

I am just a humble Bible reader.

I don't accept modern culture's notions of justice and virtue. Because look at where it has gotten us.

It's time to go back to the traditions of our grandparents and great grandparents.

It's time to make the family worth fighting for again.

WowStrongWinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

My physics courses ended up making me a stronger believer in God.

yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the atheist physicists that are the weirdos. True fact. Almost all of them believe in some sort of God or divine power.

Oda_nicullah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Money talks. Bullshit walks.

MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can bullshit your way though arts, humanities, and social sciences.

You can't bullshit your way through physics.

vegaspatriot1776 5 points ago +6 / -1

i am into physics also, specifically, muzzle velocities.

Building7 16 points ago +16 / -0

Look his background up, it's worse than you think. He bounced around a few PhD programs because he couldn't do research. Eventually he was given a team of 6 grad students that hand held him through his PhD. He is a complete fabrication designed to do exactly what he's doing now.

Joeshmoe91 -1 points ago +0 / -1

Spooks gonna spook....I get brushed off when I say this to people, glad there’s someone else who sees what’s going on here. If you ever want a good laugh, look up the twitter beef between Neil and SteakUms.

Truthdose 9 points ago +9 / -0


drachennwolf 9 points ago +9 / -0

Astrophysicists, the asshole of the physics department

yudsfpbc 5 points ago +5 / -0

Usually, it's another department, but they like to pretend they are part of the physics department.

Sometimes the physics department has their students take a few astrophysics classes. When they come back to their physics profs saying, "What a load of bunk that is!" the professor smiles and says, "Well, I guess you can't be an astrophysicist."

I remember a kid who desperately wanted to be a physics professor. He spent his whole life preparing for it. In the undergrad program, he just couldn't perform. He spent more time than anyone else studying, memorizing, doing everything he could but he consistently got bad grades on the tests. I remember taking some time to tutor him and it was like there was a fog on his brain. I figured out you just have to go real slow with him.

Eventually, he quit physics, and became an astrophysicist. I remember talking to him after he made the decision, and he was sad because he truly loved physics, but he understood that he would never be good at it. And besides, stars are pretty.

EdgeGuy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Theoretical physics takes the cake. Its only possible home is in astrophysics because we can't reach out and touch the stars. That's how we get "see that black spot out there? That's a black hole." and "see that bright spot out there? That's a black hole". Only in astrophysics.

side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

astrophysics: we don't know what to do anymore but we don't want to lose funding so we're going to create systems of math that have no relationship with the physical world or the observable universe and then use those same crazy systems of math to make predictions. string theory.

yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey guys! Remember that big bang theory, right? It turns out it's very, very wrong.

I know! Let's invent mass that no one can see.

How much mass do we need?

ten or twenty universes should do the trick.

It's still not enough?

How about invisible energy?

How much energy? 1,000 universes or more.

Ok, now does the math work?


Who cares? Let's publish this.

side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

They had to invent dark matter, dark energy, and dark flow. They can't explain ANY of that shit. Which I'm ok with; we should always be trying to level up.

But then the same people turn around and shit on faith.

There are people whose full-time job involves sitting in a dungeon deep underground monitoring germanium alloy to see if it interacts with dark matter particles. So far it hasn't ever happened. "We need more funding."

yudsfpbc 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am reminded of physicists studying the particles being emitted from the sun. We knew that there was missing mass and energy in the beta decay, and so we invented a new particle to explain it, a figment of our mathematical imagination.

It was a long time before we could detect it, and we could detect it only because we were able to predict its behavior.

When we measured the intensity of the neutrino field, we were puzzled because there was still a significant amount missing. Some theorists proposed that if the neutrino was massless, it wasn't frozen in time and could change into a different type of neutrino. So we built detectors to measure them. And we found them at the right intensity to explain most of what is happening in the center of the sun.

Meanwhile, Big Bang Theory has failed on pretty much ever level. I like to say it is the least wrong theory when it comes to the existence of the universe. The best theory, unfortunately, is that the universe doesn't exist.

GrayManNumber333 36 points ago +36 / -0

Black celebrity physicist. Ever hear about him for his work? No just for talking? Diversity hire.

magabeans 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's known as the "black science guy"

duder56 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did he even post it? Who the hell knows

HowManyLumpsDoYaWant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn’t he get into trouble for sexual harassment? His favorite Freshman pick up line was “Hey, Baby! You must be from Mars cuz your ass is outta this world!”

Steelflite 86 points ago +86 / -0

Can confirm. I've died 271 times during these past ten days.

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Dialectic 23 points ago +23 / -0

I died during net neutrality tbh

side_o_beef 8 points ago +8 / -0

the paris accords did me in

love_and_peace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which net neutrality? The first one where everyone was pushing against it? Or the second one, where everyone was pushing to keep it?

WinnerChickenDinner 2 points ago +2 / -0


EricCharliemella 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tax cuts is what sent me to the grave.

Climbsurf [S] 20 points ago +21 / -1

lol, amateur. I’ve died over 11,000 times according to my local dominion covid testing machine.

HuntedVVumpus 7 points ago +7 / -0

My dad says if I work really hard some day I could die 11,000 times like you!!!

Tr0mp 5 points ago +5 / -0

my entire town has been converted into a nationalized state cemetery for republicans. we're using 3-storey parking lots and theres still not enough room.

ALargeRock 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’m still dead from Trump leaving the Paris accords.


notCIA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I actually died of black lung from the Paris pollution the second he backed out

notCIA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are rookie numbers.

JediDwag 67 points ago +67 / -0

Lol So he's literally making shit up based on a few numbers, while ignoring dozens of other contributing factors, like population density, racial demographics, political affiliation of cities, and who knows what else.

Not to mention that the numbers are all probably bullshit in the first place based on how they determine cause of death.

y_do_i_need_to_hide 25 points ago +26 / -1

Most importantly he's ignoring that the definition of those numbers subvert the claim that he's making. People who died of covid overwhelminglybdidn't die of covid, people who are unvaccinated may have had the vaccine 13 days ago. Anything derived from numbers defined that way will be full of shit.

mobgrazer 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yep. Get killed by the vaccine before 14 days after the second jab and you are listed as unvaccinated and having tested positive for covid, it is a unvacinated covid death.

y_do_i_need_to_hide 5 points ago +5 / -0

Despite the fact that they spell out what they are doing, many people refuse to look. I like to tell people this, because it is one of the easiest things to show them when they call you a conspiracy theorist.

side_o_beef 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's gonna have to explain how "vaccinated" people are dying from the coof then. Remember that one woman on here that said she's glad her dad got the clot shot (he ended up dying) because otherwise it could've been so much worse? He could've double died!

MamaLlama4DJT2020 61 points ago +61 / -0

Pseudoscience derived from fake news. Got it.

Red_Privilege 3 points ago +3 / -0

"derived" == BULLSHIT!

GontMawr 49 points ago +49 / -0

Neil De Grift Tyson is another man who thinks long words and hyperbole make him look smart. It pissed me off that he even attempted to recreate Cosmos, jumping on Sagans idea and grifting it for all he could.

ALargeRock 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sagan was better at it anyways.

The new cosmos looked pretty with fancy CG but the old one told a better story.

scruffyshoulders 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not to mention the music from Vangelis, impossible to top.

Gunmolester 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kneel ruined Cosmos...he was total shit...they should have had Brian Cox do it

Congress_is_ISIS 45 points ago +45 / -0

What a fucking clown

MamaLlama4DJT2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

Honk honk! 🤡

ImpeachThisBitch 39 points ago +39 / -0

Now do blacks you clown.

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BloodDe 20 points ago +20 / -0

O look a liberal scientist who doesn't understand numbers...

What a surprise

BorisovitchOslav 2 points ago +2 / -0

Math is racist, don't ever forget it!

On another note: cannot help but think that the upside-down elephant is funny. We're done with the GOP!

stick_in_the_eye 17 points ago +17 / -0

they can stop once they have achieved their goals of 90% population reduction. 2030 is the goal. oh and by population reduction i mean mass murder.

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vongregormench 4 points ago +5 / -1

Are you saying believe all wahmen?

NZ_Pede 15 points ago +15 / -0

RIP all those black republicans

Zadok 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why would democrats want to change that scenario if it is true?

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because they lie to themselves

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Saint_Floyd 3 points ago +3 / -0

What took you so long? That's been common knowledge for at least 10 years.

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consentofthegoverned 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah, THIS is the science that I'm supposed to trust!

Keiichi81 8 points ago +8 / -0

tRUst tHe sCieNtiSts!

Assassin47 8 points ago +8 / -0


FORMERCHILDSTAR 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've had skid marks smarter than this guy.

BaldyGull 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big freaking assumption that no vaccinated will die of covid or adverse affects. If he brought this up in an academic setting he would be promptly corrected and asked to justify his assumption and his stats would be checked.

Farqquard 6 points ago +6 / -0

An example of not being smart. He’s pretending he’s working with “real” stats. I don’t think so.

KilroyJCNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

They should be cheering!!!!

Prussian_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"98% upvoted" They are, clapping like fucking trained seals, the whole bot of them.

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zerocooltx 5 points ago +5 / -0

i genuinely hate this guy.

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Nimsul 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is some seriously smooth-brained thinking.

556y308 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is hilarious

SpicyAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tyson is just a stupid pitch man who knows physics. He a schill.

SquidThrowFaux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Glorified planetarium tour guide.

BLMARETERRORIST 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahaha I love that logic. That's fine. Let them think that.

MissileToad 3 points ago +3 / -0

duh, wow, he uses fancy thinkin' words like "derived", he must be way smarterer than me and definitely knows what he's talkin' about! Glad I gots real science mans on that there tv to do all that pesky thinkin' for me!

ChyNahAzzWhole1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget you experimental booster.. you know because if you do not get it you will be labeled an "Unvaccinated" and will be denied services... even though you got 2 full JABs you are.... duh-duh-duuuuuuuuh UNVACCINATED! the horror!!!!

M3CJC 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s science! Fucking faggot

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Ic3D 2 points ago +2 / -0

Added a zero or two on there big guy.

47urOFH3d 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess he forgot the script. He's supposed to say that inequity causes the 5% unvaccinated, democrat voters to be more heavily affected.

Also, isn't it strange that unvaccinated covid deaths are (slightly) higher than the total excess deaths? Previously, economic downturns have caused plenty of death by themselves. Ah, well. I guess it means the vaccinated are entirely safe, so they can just stfu now.

JoeBidensDementia1 1 point ago +1 / -0

This coming from a dude who got roflpwned by a box of meat on Twitter about what real science is.

TrumpIsMyyPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

25% Republicans and 5% Dems... yet the national unvaccinated rate is like 60%?

Seems legit.

Scot 1 point ago +1 / -0

In case anyone is curious... Neil deGrasse Tyson is a certified moron. More than 80% of everything he believes is absolutely wrong.

username_is_taken 1 point ago +1 / -0

He is the zoomer bill nye

Pax11B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hope he took into account that you're considered unvaccinated up to 14 days after your first shot.

SakaSouffle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Univariate analysis of a multivariate problem. What a dumbass.

chahn1138 1 point ago +1 / -0

Neil deGasBag Tyson is TRIPPING!

vongregormench 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a quick thought outside of a liberal bubble would debunk this. Unvaccinated rate of black people is 75% or so. The whole population isn’t being killed by the virus, just a small subset of fat and old people. Younger republicans not older are most of their unvaccinated. NDT is a fake black science man. Someone find me a better black science man. Black Economist Man is so much smarter than him.

Ep1ctetus 1 point ago +1 / -0

In short — this PhD KNOWS he’s jumping to conclusions, intentionally using garbage quantitative methods.

I bet this red pilled a bunch of other scientists as to how fake this guy is.

He just assumed ALL deaths are among the unvaccinated. If he tried to publish that (to anyone reputable), he’d be laughed out of the room and send back to middle school.

Seenev 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it was true then democrats would do everything they can to make the virus spread... Wait a sec...

thetiff 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's he getting that 5% number. Over 70% of blacks and Hispanics are still unvaxxed. They really need to do better.

AllTheWayTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

I sure hope 95% of dems are vaccinated and that 75% of Republicans are not.

BeerAndCope 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Polls show 25% of republicans are unvaccinated, while 5% of democrats are unvaccinated. Therefore 4 out of every 5 unvaccinated covid deaths are republicans.”

That’s not scientific at all. That is a 10 year olds understanding of how it would work.

By the way, do we know the number of vaccinated covid deaths each day/week? Is that reported anywhere?

wolfsettler 1 point ago +1 / -0

So he figured that the deaths MUSTbe from republicans because they are unvaccinated? Okay, but that's not evidence... Isn't ge supposed to be asmart guy, or is he just another TV personality?

destroyer713 1 point ago +1 / -0

He used the word derived, so dude it's totally true. He derived his derivatives from data published in the paper. So uh, SCIENCE I guess....

BeBest 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s not how any of this works!!

runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go back to shining lasers on your planetarium dome and playing rock music Neil, that's what you're good at.

remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bullshit mumbo jumbo numbers.