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Breaking! Durham spotted in grainy video footage! (media.patriots.win) 💩   SHITPOST   💩
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y_do_i_need_to_hide 63 points ago +69 / -6

The lesson here is not that Durham will not make a report. The lesson here is that everything the fake government tells you is going your way is bullshit. It is all a stall to get you not to do what you should do. I'm looking at you, people who pretend we should vote harder in 2024, or will clap as though we won when there is no vaccine passport.

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Sylvester1212 9 points ago +13 / -4

Like faking a vaccine passport it only validates their lies. We know for a fact we don't live in a free country where we get to elect our leaders so why pretend? All that does is give credence to what we know is a sham.

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War_Hamster 17 points ago +18 / -1

By your logic, was getting the Recall Petition in CA signed a waste of time? Should we not bother showing up on 9/14, even knowing they're rigging it?

Seems to me that if we get overwhelming turnout on the Yes vote, it'll make it a lot easier to catch them in the act.

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Sylvester1212 8 points ago +9 / -1

We've already caught them in the act in 2020 and no one has been charged. Am I the only one that remembers this? We must demand accountability of what's happened before we can expect it for what's to come.

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +7 / -1

We must demand accountability of what's happened

Yup. And when enough of us do this, we'll have a chance to put things right. We're not quite there yet in terms of critical mass, but a couple of more screwups by Biden or revelations on Audit stuff might get us to that point.

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MAGA1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

These aren't screw-ups from Biden. If Biden (moreso his handlers...we know Biden isn't actually making any decisions) were this incompetent they never would have been able to successfully pull off the biggest coup in history.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think there's two different things: Those who pulled off the coup, and those who are pretending to run the WH. The former group will step in if they have to, but it seems they're pleased with the direction the WH clowns are going.

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Devildtails 2 points ago +5 / -3

Just two more weeks.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if Larry Elder will just quietly concede or whether he will demand an audit and rally his voters? I also wonder how the black voters are going to feel about a White guy stealing the election from the black guy?

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Deadpoolnormiefan271 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit will get wild if it does and if it doesn’t will know Larry Elder was full of shit and on the take so to speak.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +2 / -1

Whether Elder is part of the challenge or not, the Recall team and all of the grass roots orgs are most certainly going to.

Didn't you hear? Elder is not black. He didn't vote for Biden.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

But he keeps wearing blackface in all his photos!

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War_Hamster 0 points ago +1 / -1

He's not fooling anyone. I know my White Supremacist brethren when I see them.

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spez__ 1 point ago +2 / -1

Funny that you think the recall election won't be cheated to high heaven. They've already caught a guy with drugs and hundreds of ballots in his car.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +4 / -1

Your reading comprehension is off on this one. I mentioned twice in 3 sentences that I'm expecting them to cheat.

even knowing they're rigging it?

it'll make it a lot easier to catch them in the act.

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DonnieT 6 points ago +6 / -0

Moronic. You still vote even if everything’s fubar. Even the act of overwhelming or causing them to further expose their fraud helps our cause.

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Sylvester1212 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not fix what's broken before trying to play the game again? Continuing to play knowing the outcome is absolute lunacy. Do you believe they blatantly cheated in 2020?

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DonnieT 5 points ago +5 / -0

You can do both. You don’t just not vote because that’s all they’ve ever been hoping for from us (demoralization). That’s what happened in California, and trust me, it didn’t go well. We know they don’t have full control of all voting systems because they had to make a desperate move in 2020, simply by continuing to vote we force them into a situation where they may have to expose themselves in order to win.

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BoatingAccident 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why not do both.

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President_Elect_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

The people making your argument are mentally challenged.

You can say this about anything. It’s a generic nonsensical argument that sounds nice.

Example: The notion that you’re fat and ugly “validates” the fact that I fuck your mom.

It makes just as much sense.

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mark1028 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know I need to vote, but it gets tiring. I got the Democrats fucking me and my elected Republicans just stand around and watch the Democrats fucking me.

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deleted 1 point ago +2 / -1
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Ballind -1 points ago +5 / -6

Voting is spending your time dumping water out of a sinking titanic by hand. It's better than nothing but not a real solution, only stalling the inevitable

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Robbdogg 0 points ago +2 / -2

That applies to all voting countries.

Countries only vote until the masses get indoctrinated and take over Or Its just plain communist simulated choice voting.

So yes voting postpones the inevitable cycle

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HoganP 2 points ago +5 / -3

Do all of that. But not voting is just stupid.

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BoatingAccident 0 points ago +2 / -2

anyone saying not to vote is either

  1. so incredibly angry still about the steal that they have broken and are not rational.

  2. a shill

  3. too stupid to grasp the multitude of reasons we need to vote, regardless of cheating. there will always be cheating. always. most likely...

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argumentative77 -5 points ago +6 / -11

so please explain how it helps to vote if the election is rigged? surely you are just helping provide validity for the election showing how many people are participating

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President_Elect_Pepe 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is small picture shilling.

20% more people showing up to vote legitimately forces them to cheat 200% as much.

That’s far more revealing in the grand scheme then throwing a child’s fit and staying home.

I assume you’re single and don’t go out of the house because using the sidewalk validates corrupt government labor, drinking water validates corrupt government appointed utilities. How about electricity? Transportation?

You’re literally validating pro voting comments by replying.

Please.

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BoatingAccident 2 points ago +4 / -2

It's also misdirecting from what the main point should be in all of this. Everyone needs to vote and Everyone ALSO needs to investigate the cheating. Shills try and make them seem mutually exclusive.

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President_Elect_Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh yeah. It’s not even investigating.

They try and make voting mutually exclusive to anything.

Don’t like the GOP? Guess I can’t take 5 minutes to vote.

Don’t like Democrats? Oh I guess I can’t take 5 minutes to vote.

Q predictions wrong? Guess that’s gods fault and I shouldn’t vote.

It’s one of the obvious signs of shilling.

Me: “It’s still easy and responsible to show up and make things difficult for the other side.”

Glowie: What!?!?! You don’t believe 9/11 was a conspiracy??? You can’t vote after that. That would VALIDATE the Zionist attack on America!!!!11!!

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QLARP -1 points ago +2 / -3

Vote harder

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

the more we vote the more the e gap between the chosen and the elected is obvious. just like this election

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HoganP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because very little of it was rigged in 2020. It was in key places and key races. But the entirety of it everywhere not only wasn't, it wasn't even close to that.

There are other offices besides president that matter.

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Heavy_Metal_Patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep in mind that this place is full of GOP/RNC operatives too, not just glowies. They gotta make sure the MAGA voters show up to "vote Red" and more importantly, send money. Lots of money. Trump got many non-political people into politics and those cows need to be milked!!!

So of course, we're going to hear "Vote Harder in 2022" nonstop until November 2022 when it will become "Oh that darn Dominion! Oh well, Vote Even Harder in 2024!"

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lordvon 9 points ago +10 / -1

voting is how we uncovered the 2020 fraud... duh

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree. We all know what's happening now, or you believe the TV. If we can't fix this one, we won't fix that one.

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lordvon 6 points ago +6 / -0

what r u talking about? if ppl did not vote for trump, we would not know biden cheated

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President_Elect_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don’t even spend time with this guy. It’s a troll designed to move the conversation elsewhere.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not a black bill, it is a red suppository. I'm on Election fraud and vaccine fraud, I don't bother to watch any of the places that are never telling the truth. Meet me there, or suffer the consequences😁

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Cutter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not sure where that leaves people like me, who want actual qualified candidates to vote for and don't give a fubsy farthing about the WuFlu or anything our government says or does that runs contra to the rights of American citizens, except that we will intervene if and when we feel we can make a difference.

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President_Elect_Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Run yourself or find fringe candidates who need support and help their campaign.

You don’t even have to have them succeed. If they give RINO guys a challenge it forces them to move their policies to accommodate your own positions. Especially if you have money behind you.

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

My problem is I don't have money behind me. I gave up involvement in the local "Republican" party because Democrats control the elections department and the Repubs are either grifters or useful idiots. Example: when I questioned why there were so many dems running UNOPPOSED, I was told it's "because a Republican couldn't win those seats".

After some soul-searching I've basically resigned myself to if and when it hits the fan for real, I'll make a difference by reducing the numbers of our domestic enemies. I'm retired, but still ready for war, and probably better at it than politics.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 4 points ago +4 / -0

You could stop paying any taxes voluntarily pretty quickly. There are a lot of schemes for making this legal or quasi-legal. When you have done that, the next step is cutting out every corporate entity that supports this Administration. I'm mad, and people deserve to be shot in the face. We have a lot of actions we could take before it comes to that level though

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Cutter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't take my saying "We WILL interervene..." as an implication that we haven't already. One of the big "secrets" is how many million citizens have stopped paying taxes. Admittedly I'm a bit lax on not supporting big corporations that are not on our team, because I live frugally and need to stretch my pennies. THAT I wish I could change.

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 3 points ago +3 / -0

No need for apology, this system is everywhere and it is hard to extricate yourself completely. I'm telling as many people as I can.

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FrankWisner 3 points ago +3 / -0

YASSSSSSSSS

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JoeBidenAndroid 25 points ago +25 / -0

WORST...MUSTACHE....EVER.

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deleted 11 points ago +12 / -1
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Mew_Deuces 4 points ago +4 / -0

John Cena should sue Durham for copyright infringement!

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FreeFlorida 6 points ago +6 / -0

to stop the spread🤡

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FrankWisner 7 points ago +7 / -0

"FREE TWO WEEKS WITH EVERY FREE TWO WEEKS"

[sound of 777 rifles firing]

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officer_slater 15 points ago +16 / -1

It’s coming folks, trust the plan, Q has the blueprints and Durham has the report. Military is in control now

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doug2 8 points ago +9 / -1

You mean tranny mc white rage?

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deleted 5 points ago +6 / -1
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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget muh based Bill Barr and his super awesome water sip!

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ScullyMully 6 points ago +7 / -1

"Lin Wood said it, I believe it, that settles it"

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FrankWisner 7 points ago +7 / -0

General Flynn rates this comment a 10/10

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VonArman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Do we have any proof this guy is even real?

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freundwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zero.

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lordvon 11 points ago +11 / -0

finally, we now have a total of 3 images of durham

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Crude 6 points ago +6 / -0

That isn't him. False alarm.

He'd only be photographed on the steps of a courthouse (probably after having indictments sealed).

Anyway, be patient, guize. In two more weeks, this will all be resolved.

#TheKrakenStormIsComing

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WeaponEx 4 points ago +4 / -0

He never had anything. Luckily the audits are over and the truth can be revealed

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turdinthepunch 4 points ago +5 / -1

I just want accountability.

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FrankWisner 0 points ago +1 / -1

Your problem is you lack a credible deterrent to your continued destruction by syndicate-vetted 60IQs.

Your other problem is that you will not serve as the credible deterrent.

Your other problem is that nobody else will either.

You aren't prepared to contemplate the problems your children will face due to the first three problems above. Although, if you're a fan of the horror genre, you can approximate the emerging trendline.

To get you started, imagine what Taliban does to 100 abandoned dogs at an airport. You know, they despise dogs less than your Luciferican leaders despise you...

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FrankWisner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair enough, friend.

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AbrahamLincoln 4 points ago +4 / -0

Quick, someone catch him before he runs into the Two More Weeks Forest! No one ever returns from the Two More Weeks Forest.

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Equality72521 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

--Mitch Hedberg

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mytummyhurts [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

My first sticky! Hi mom!

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AZ-is-the-key 2 points ago +2 / -0

Durham has the AZ audit results! Trust the plan

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Ironlabel1 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s probably dead and has been for a long time. Has anyone actually seen him?

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1776ThereIsaidIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maudes, please change the flair. This really isn't a shitpoast.

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NotAnotherNPC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually LOL'ed to this

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MolochHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

the rarest of all pepes

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entERmyMAtrix 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Shoot it Ned! It’s coming right for us!”

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Drinkup4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was told that that is fake footage. Just someone dressed in a Durham suit.

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Syke_Ho 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oct Nov... spring ... next month. Blah blah blah. Kicking the can down the road

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Brucesky420 2 points ago +3 / -1

Qtards: "Dude just wait, patience is a virtue! It's coming I swear, Q says it's on"

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Magabirdlady2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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Cpl_McMerica_1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw Durhams foot print cast in plaster at a flea market in texas one time as a boy, I went with the evil kneivel lunch box instead. But I always wonder...

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mytummyhurts [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!

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10gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm surprised he hasn't been suicided yet. His silence is keeping him alive.

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VonArman 10 points ago +10 / -0

You can't suicide someone who doesn't exist in the first place.

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Jacobites 3 points ago +3 / -0

exactly. Durham is the fictional representation of the 'deepstates' bogeyman Durham is the boat that patriots crossed the Delaware in Durham is the birthplace of Sidney Powell.

This Durham caper for Qtards is like the cold reading psychic throwing out a 'I see someone with the initial J'

I think you ALL need to come to the realisation though that the shallow state are singing off exactly the same songsheet as the deep state.

This is all a timewasting distraction for us whilst the infrastructure of global health tyranny and communist transhumanist serfdom is instituted and nothing can stop what is coming. Nothing!!

It's ALL been a con.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao, thanks I like it.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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KoofasaForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that Durham is just as elusive as big foot and probably doesn’t exist either.

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President_Elect_Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

it took this fucking long for all the retarded people out there to clue in to the possibility that Biden might not actually be all that

This is where you’re wrong.

They knew Biden was terrible. Normal people were just hoping they wouldn’t have to admit so publicly. The current situation is too embarrassing for them not to do so however.

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1775Concord 1 point ago +1 / -0

They say he has a Grand Jury and nothing has leaked which is good . So only time will tell if we are having our chain yanked AGAIN . At times it sure looks like it but President Trump keeps bringing him up so let's see what happens .

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80960KA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe in Sasquatch more than I believe anyone in the American government is trustworthy.

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least_counties_ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s looking for the Maricopa county audit report. He heard the Easter bunny and the tooth fairy were guarding it in the woods.

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Sheprecon31 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might as well be he's like rocking horse shit

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PissJuggernaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its funny but its not

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skumario 1 point ago +1 / -0

Durham is deep fake.

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ForsakenForeskin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now do one with Wendy Rogers and the audits

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Poster2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Remember Q said to trust him. Was Q a "Operation Trust" phyOps like many are saying?

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TNVol 1 point ago +1 / -0

CW2 is looking more close every day.

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

i’m sorry to make us seem crazy but the patty footage is legit. it is the most scientificly studied footage in history even more than the kennedy footage. the most common opinion is that it’s a real creature and not a person in suit.

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has boobies.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Year 2050

Durham's report is still in process.

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RedPillMAGALegend 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is Durham?

Whatta we got on that?! Where is this guy?

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 1 point ago +1 / -0

In what way? The biggest conspiracy theory going is that idea that we have representation in our government. Pretend all you like, I'll meet you here when you're done.

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greatresetmyc0ck 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grade-A Memery here

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Brokenmatrix2021 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Mike put on a little weight eh ?

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MadAssShitAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

I figured he was the night janitor, but this also sounds credible.

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tonkabodhi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek!!