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Coprolite 186 points ago +186 / -0

They don't want her either. Maybe try the Islamic community.

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SuperMagaMan 206 points ago +206 / -0

Unfortunately they don't eat pork. Maybe the Asians could take one for the team?

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strawberryismyjam 134 points ago +134 / -0

Nah, trans men must date her.... because of something-isim.

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LindaSarsourCunt 68 points ago +68 / -0

There's no such thing as lesbos, but I'm sure extraterrestrials would take a stab at her.

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bigdickhangsright 83 points ago +83 / -0

Inter-dimensional being checking in. Unfortunately xe's gravitational pull has warped space-time so much I am unable to find my way back home.

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Lonnie62 19 points ago +19 / -0

You expect a beam of light to lift that?😂😂😂

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billyd14311 16 points ago +16 / -0

E T here- We'll return that defective one She 'enjoys' our probes a little too much...

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MrJethro 5 points ago +5 / -0

,,,her mass overloaded the flux capacitor.. abort, escape!,

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Panopticon 23 points ago +23 / -0

I could make a year of lamp oil with her.

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

You couldn’t miss.

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TheJustin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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AussieTrumpFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until you get to their gas valves. In which case, the thread is reversed.

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DonaldTheWhite 29 points ago +29 / -0

There's some carpets even we won't munch. Perhaps the crew of Sea World could be of service?

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tucker2020 20 points ago +20 / -0

KEK

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LindaSarsourCunt 15 points ago +15 / -0

GO, WILLY!!!!!!

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Coitus_The_Swamp 15 points ago +16 / -1

excuse me. I gotta go balance a beach ball on my snout.

kek

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Stallionstyle 10 points ago +10 / -0

A dugong and a manatee walk into a sand bar...

They give each other roofies to forget what they just saw floating there.

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Dunkin4COVAIDS 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nope, they're crane doesn't have sufficient capacity to lower her safely into the pool.

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Grunt422 17 points ago +17 / -0

Is it even possible. Do you try to hit it from the front or back ? Maybe just straddle it's shoulders like Captain Ahab did, and hope it doesn't roll over ! Here's a message for those sweat hogs out there. When a man says "No" ! He really means "Hell No, you make me sick" !

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Nameless_Mofo 9 points ago +9 / -0

let them fuck it with their lady penises

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ShadowPatriot21 7 points ago +7 / -0

I figured this one out boyz!! The zoo. I’ve secured a cage and a possible mate at the Oregon Zoo. Please package this specimen for immediate delivery.

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King5150 4 points ago +4 / -0

give it to the porn industry, they'll find a way to monetize this abomination.

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +4 / -1

Acting like trans men dont try to date women

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 27 points ago +27 / -0

The Chinese are intolerant of trannies, but the Japanese love to go whaling. So Japan it is.

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War_Hamster 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Great Purple Whale?

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SupremeDearLeader2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oof that's A LOT of lamp oil!!

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AussieTrumpFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a lot of exercise to swim that far. Can someone perhaps tow her that distance?

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HulkHogan42069 2 points ago +2 / -0

They’ll need to requisition an extra flotilla of tugboats.

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geekesmind 12 points ago +12 / -0

WHALE HO!!!

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Artek 12 points ago +13 / -1

Asian community has a dick size problem. Can't take any risks. Send it to the Canadians.

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TraitorJoes 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Asians already have Godzilla.

Maybe the Eskimos?

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Grunt422 6 points ago +7 / -1

Maybe the little Bushmen (San people of the Kalahari) will give that a shot. If nothing else just for the wet spots, and oily smeg trapped in her fat wrinkles.

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NeverArgueWithIdiots 28 points ago +28 / -0

I don’t think anyone in Afghanistan would even trade a goat for this one…

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DeplorableDC 13 points ago +13 / -0

And yet cows are considered sacred to Hindus... as for barter maybe we can Hindu-sumthin?

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Johnny_Dangerously 6 points ago +6 / -0

The Asians maybe?

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SendThemBackToCanada 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean being fat is a symbol of status in many 3rd world countries. so...

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17-45Pepe45_17 16 points ago +16 / -0

OMG. THAT JUST WENT TO THE INTERWEB HALL OF FAME.

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Thwok 7 points ago +7 / -0

This thread needs an award.

Mods should invent awards just to award this.

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SaltiTaralli 11 points ago +11 / -0

The FURRIES might take her.

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rainyday1234 9 points ago +13 / -4

barf

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War_Hamster 26 points ago +26 / -0

Back in college, there was a comedy store that had very cheap pitchers of beer on Amateur Night. There were some awful comedians, but also some real pros who would come in to test out new material.

One dude was a paraplegic. His whole routine was making fun of quadriplegics. It was some of the coldest most brutal humor I've ever heard, and only a paraplegic could pull it off.

Hilarious stuff, back before the PC police took over.

Really wish I could remember that dude's name. I'm sure there's videos running around somewhere, but I've never found them.

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AussieTrumpFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here in Aus we had a comedian with CP (Cerebral Palsy you degenerate fucks) who used to take the absolute piss out of the disabled community. The guy's stage name was "Steady Eddy" - a play on his inability to stand upright or stationary for any length of time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbGOjmNAsb8

He opens one of his sets with "I just came back from the States, and you know what I found out? I'm not disabled."

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Luv him. Thanks for sharing.

Only problem is, this line may not have aged well:

Can you imagine if political correctness came to Australia?

Wokeness must have hit there pretty quickly.

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AussieTrumpFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. That set was from 1994... Workplaces were infected with that shit through the early 2000s.

Hell, I'm playing The Last of Us (the first one) again and paying a bit more attention to some of the narrative and comments that comes up. For a game released in 2013, I don't think they realise how close they hit to the mark for how quickly things turned authoritarian.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he was aware of the PC issues in 1994, he's a very sharp dude.

I was in college around then when the PC movement really started to take off. I had a writing partner who wrote about it, so I was aware earlier than most, but I was not adequately alarmed until a bit later.

It's amazing how much life is starting to imitate art, isn't it?

I'm just hoping the next phase does not resemble Hunger Games.

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LibertarianXian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not hookin those horns

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randomuser9193 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fat women, maybe not but disabled people yes. People do rape people who are in comas, or otherwise disabled.

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conservativefrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

No means No when a man tells such a gal that he isn't interested.

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raytwentynine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I guess the quadriplegic couldn't fight back

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DonaldTheWhite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her fingers are sticky and my dick is rising cuz this pic is hot!

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basedvirginian 71 points ago +72 / -1

Man the harpoons, gentlemen!

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rightway 29 points ago +29 / -0

Ma'amatee

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dontwannalivelikeare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Womanatee?

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basedvirginian 15 points ago +16 / -1

I’ve been sentenced to 40 lashes for my punishment!

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Nameless_Mofo 10 points ago +10 / -0

or is it "WOMAN THE HARPOONS"?

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Smudgerator 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are correct.

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Moxieluv 5 points ago +7 / -2

thats fucking hilarious

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ColonelKlink 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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lostremote- 11 points ago +11 / -0

Eww, the mental picture I got from that is disgusting 🤢

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raytwentynine 8 points ago +8 / -0

We're going to need a bigger boat

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mintyfresh 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha, Moby Dickless!

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US3RNAM3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unless you’d like to have a go at it 😉

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Gerbaski 64 points ago +64 / -0

Personally I'm thrilled that the batshit crazy, pinko, commie, cows are willing to voluntarily remove themselves from the gene pool with no loss of innocent life...

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DeplorableDC 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yes they can have my vaccine also. My gift to their well-being.

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Give them your horse-paste too.

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DeplorableDC 18 points ago +18 / -0

Neigh!

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MR_FROG_TRUMP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haaayyyy naaayyyy

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Thwok 4 points ago +4 / -0

She may need the whole tube...

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operation_eland 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some woman in Florida was on twatter the other day saying women in Texas should delete all dating apps and refuse to hook up with men until Texas repeals this law. It won't happen but that would be an excellent unintended consequence of the law if women became a lot more selective about who they had sex with.

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SupremeDearLeader2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists are so progressive they align w conservatives on not being a whore!

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ColonelKlink 4 points ago +4 / -0

Denying men sex because they don't get their way.

That sounds like the perfect person to be in a relationship with. /s

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Bardwitha45 41 points ago +41 / -0

Worst case scenario? High quality sex dolls are like...$3k online, and the maintenence is a hell of a lot less than your food budget.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 23 points ago +28 / -5

As soon as real sex robots exist I honestly think the bottom 20%-50% of men will exit the dating market permanently.

The top 20% will never leave, but the rest of the top 50% will slowly disappear the better sex robots get. Once real androids exist that are like the androids in Blade Runner, Ghost in the Shell, etc. Most men won’t even bother with real women I’m betting.

But women will attack it and try and outlaw it or pass laws that extract more resources out of men because women’s primary purpose for men is for provisioning, resources, and security. You can make a sex robot that gets fucked, but it’s gonna be a long while, if ever, before a robot can replace the responsibilities assumed by a human male.

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KekistanPM 35 points ago +38 / -3

Meanwhile good men will be meeting women through friends, church, events, hobbies...falling in love with them and marrying them. And the world of promiscuous hormone-charged hookups is the farthest thing from their minds.

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MasksAreChildAbuse 8 points ago +11 / -3

You may be over estimating women’s ability to remain marriage material, we can thank feminism for why the distribution of marriage minded and marriageable folks will not be equal among the sexes. Even for church going women.

There will be a discrepancy unfortunately. In fact history already shows this, only roughly 40% of all men in human history have procreated, while over 90% of women have. These numbers are unfortunately only getting worse the more leftist ideology permeates society. And sadly, it has permeated religion too. Church going god fearing women are no strangers to the destructive ideals and behaviors of even the most ratchet hoes.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 5 points ago +6 / -1

same amount of divorced women in the church as the rest of the world....the message is not getting through

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Daddy_Knew_Best 2 points ago +2 / -0

sauce? good stats i'd like to look up. it's so sad that even in my circle of 'Evangelical' Christians many are divored and for really dumb reasons. no abuse...no cheating...just 'can't make it work'. haha. give me a break.

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amarie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps that is one reason this country is being flooded with immigrants. Their women are third world and so have not bought into the feminist 1st world ideology, to such a strong extent. I'm sure that is why many men marry asian women, whom they go get in vietnam, thailand etc.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 5 points ago +5 / -0

God made a man to provide and a women to help. Role reversals don't work

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps religious polygamy will make a comeback

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

In fact history already shows this, only roughly 40% of all men in human history have procreated, while over 90% of women have.

And in the periods when the male percentage gets closer to the female percentage -- yes, feminists, this is a very important form of gender equality that you never talk about -- we see some of the greatest leaps in quality of life and advancements in human civilization.

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Ole 80/20 rule. I just thank God I'm up there.

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operation_eland 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure about the sex bot thing. I wouldn't mind having something like Joi in Blade Runner 2049. A replicant android would probably be a bit out of most mens budget but it would be nice.

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raytwentynine 6 points ago +6 / -0

The rubber skin just doesn't work for anyone who has touched a real woman

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EagleOverTriumph 2 points ago +2 / -0

So long as feminists exist, sex robots are going to be a pipe dream. Even if they are put out they will probably have feminist programming and run through a publicly accessible database that records what it sees and otherwise to judge if your sex robot is consenting or otherwise... sounds like a grand old time, doesn't it?

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randomuser9193 13 points ago +13 / -0

I can't imagine fucking a sex doll, or maintaining it. What am I supposed to do, clean out my own cum. That's gross af.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 4 points ago +4 / -0

that's true desperation

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shaven_llama 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you can’t afford a model with a self-clean cycle, that’s your problem.

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randomuser9193 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol does that actually exist

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Jeffersonian_Man 2 points ago +2 / -0

You never suck it out of women after you're done?

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randomuser9193 1 point ago +2 / -1

TMI bro TMI

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Bardwitha45 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did say worst case

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DonaldTheWhite 8 points ago +8 / -0

Friends don't let friends become Feeders.

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operation_eland 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now I'm in my 30's and my testosterone levels have dropped considerably from where they were in my mid 20's I can't even be bothered to spend £3K on a sex doll. I see this very nice high class escort a few times a year for probably less than £1K total. She wears me out, sometimes she cooks dinner for me. We've been to see a film a couple times. Sometimes I'll do some work on one of her rental properties for her. We get on very well. It meets my needs at my age.

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SaltySteffie 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you’re emotionally lazy? Spoiled brat? Or just lame?

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operation_eland 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm burned out completely. In my 20's I did the whole working hard thing. I often did 80-100 hours a week in my job as a manager. I chased after this woman who was the love of my life. She rejected me and got with this useless hipster pretty boy who milked her for money and then she complained about him endlessly to me. Working all the time caught up with me and I suffered a severe mental breakdown. Luckily the mental deficit I was suffering from wasn't permanent and I have recovered my faculties though I don't sleep great these days.

Since 2017 I live in a 2Mx5M shed, shit in a bucket. Ditched the BMW 3 series and drive an 18YO Toyota. My land lord rents me this shed for £200 a month. I work 45 hours a week in a factory on nights and can make a bit of cash here and there on some odd jobs. I've pretty much left mainstream society - honestly besides my gaming PC and the odd camping trip before COVID seeing my favourite escort a few times a year is my only indulgence.

I will probably eat my gun in the next few years. Most of the people I grew up with are dead or in prison. People are just brainwashed zombies who believe whatever slop TV man or Facebook feeds them. Society is a fake worthless shit pile. My home town is gone, just full of third world filth. Things I used to enjoy have all been defiled and are unwatchable or unplayable now. If you read whats in Agenda 2030 no jobs or cars will be allowed. No holidays. Just live in a pod and eat the bugs and the normies will cheer for it.

Honestly before all this started in 2020 I had plans to probably quit my job and do some travelling for a few years. I was thinking of driving my Toyota shit pile to Ulan Bator in Mongolia (I know of people who have done this) and I was also planning to drive to Casablanca in Morocco and go touring in the US or Canada either buying a shitty motorbike or a car and just living on the road but all that will never happen now. Travel is only for the super wealthy and will never be allowed for peasants. I didn't even go camping this year - every place is either sold out or 3-4 times the price it usually is.

I know a lot of people on here are Americans. Maybe life will go on in a few parts of America for now but its over for the vast majority of us. Best of luck eh?

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SaltySteffie 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take back my snarky, judgmental questions. I’m an asshole and I’m going to PM you. ❤️

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Daddy_Knew_Best 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't check out so soon fren. we need you to raise some good patriots!

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TC10284 26 points ago +26 / -0

I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot dick...

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Bardwitha45 18 points ago +18 / -0

Consequently, if you had a 10 foot dick, you wouldnt be near that.

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DonaldTheWhite 16 points ago +16 / -0

If you had a 10 foot dick, you'd be closer to everything.

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FromSethWithLove 8 points ago +8 / -0

I fucking love science

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TC10284 3 points ago +3 / -0

Truth.

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icockmyglock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you have a 10 foot dick?

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't touch that with Hunter's dick !

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Proud_NJ_Deplorable 21 points ago +23 / -2

The real problem is the pervasive lack of sexual self-restraint that leads to unwanted pregnancies.

At one time, unmarried people, especially girls, were expected to be chaste and if they weren't, and she got pregnant, they were expected to either marry or give the baby up for adoption. Now even "conservative" Christians are fine with spawning bastards and living off of the taxpayer. The last statistics I read was an illegitimacy rate for blacks of 78% in 2017 and about 30% for Whites around the same time.

The more intelligent will at least be more careful regarding sex, but the stupid will keep doing what they're doing and breed more babies.

I also suspect that a lot of "pro-life" people will become "pro-choice" when it comes to their own unwanted pregnancies and conveniently happen to take a trip to a blue state.

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operation_eland 6 points ago +6 / -0

Professor Edward Dutton has talked about this on his show on YouTube. According to the numbers here in the UK the only group at replacement fertility are those with an IQ of 85 or less which is often a predictor of a single parent household on state welfare benefits.

From my observations in RL I think this is pretty on the nose.

If you work for a living you will never get on the housing ladder in large parts of the country and the few places where there is affordable housing in the North of England and South Wales there are very few jobs. These areas are incredibly deprived. Even in my own home town where most of the manufacturing is gone house prices are still 8 times the average wage. Where as those who have no problem being dependent on benefits will just get pregnant by anything to get social housing or housing benefit. No one I know who works for a living is in good condition financially.

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Proud_NJ_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Women still want children and will have them one way or another. Few working men to marry and better off not marrying? Families are better off living off the taxpayer?

In the US, black, hispanic and White women without a high school diploma have the highest birth rates. With blacks, the rate goes straight down while there will be an uptick with college-educated women (don't have the chart so relying on memory).

What happens if the majority of births are to women who are, to put it bluntly, dead weight on society? A fellow told me that he and his wife wanted a third child but couldn't afford one. He figured that he was supporting two or three kids in Newark, NJ (a half-black big city in our area of NJ). "Do I ever get so much as a Father's Day card?"

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operation_eland 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's unsustainable. You need a certain number of people above a certain level of intelligence in order to just maintain a civilisation - someone has to be able to maintain the grid and services, fix machinery, manufacture goods, run the farms, process raw materials, produce steel and chemicals and then distribute them. Construct and repair buildings, bridges. etc.

We have the added problem where things get more complex all the time.

I work in manufacturing. The trend is towards more automation and more complex production processes. The average age of the workforce where I work is probably 55-60 and the average IQ is maybe 90 - the cleverest is maybe 130 and a couple of us are 120. Half of the workforce will retire in the next 5 years. I'm one of the very few young guys there. Most of our processes and machinery now is so complex only a handful of people understand it and we have to get specialist technical support in to fix any major problems - in the past where we may have machined a part on a CNC and then fed it into a thread roller and maybe then sent it for plating now the same part goes through a 6-8 part process. Even the manufacturer of some of our machinery have sent their best guys out have been stumped by problems we have. I think these are microcosms of the world at large - how is a less intelligent population supposed to be able to maintain this? No sooner is new technology introduced and people get to grips with it they replace it a few years later.

I hear Newark is a pretty deprived city. I remember a while back hearing that they had basically fired their entire police force and started again because it was so rife with corruption and absenteeism.

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BigPanda71 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was Camden, NJ, not Newark. They disbanded the city police force and created a county one instead. Allowed them to get rid of the more corrupt cops without having to selectively fire them.

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operation_eland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah. It must have been a long time ago and I misremembered.

I have flown into Newark airport a few times when I have visited the US. There was a pretty decent United service at one point between Heathrow and Newark. I don't know. It didn't seem too bad.

NJ does seem to have been fucked pretty hard by bad leadership over the past 20-30 years. When I was in NYC back in 2012 a guy in a bar was giving me the whole tale of woe about the fiscal condition of the state and complaining bitterly about property taxes.

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amarie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very good points, especially about the housing benefits. I'm sure they do the same here in the states, with the section 8 housing benefits.

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Daddy_Knew_Best 2 points ago +2 / -0

the old saying is: 'why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?' too many women are giving out free rides then wondering why they can't find a man to settle down with

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multithreaded 18 points ago +18 / -0

Notice how they never do a food strike to protest.

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paullyj57 5 points ago +5 / -0

The tub of lard wouldn't have to eat for a year or two before it would warrant intraveneous

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IwillRefuse 18 points ago +18 / -0

A large dildo is going to get a well needed vacation.

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Pinochet_Was_Right [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wish I could sticky (wtf) this to the top of the thread

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zentoco 8 points ago +8 / -0

I didn't spit coffee out, now I'm wondering if I can drink it since that image is floating through my head now. Thanks a lot! Lol

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freundwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, wouldn't the large dildo NEED a vacation?

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Aquamine-Amarine 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wish these people would practice abstinence, but they're not going to. If they're going to be horny and have sex anyway, it's easy to have safe sex. They're just too fucking lazy and irresponsible to take those steps.

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FighterPilot 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cookie monster ate a blue hair lesbian. Wtf is that

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Proud_NJ_Deplorable 13 points ago +13 / -0

Triggly puff! Real name is Cora Segal.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/n5pxra/trigglypuff_the_notorious_woman_who_marked_the/

Wonder what ever happened to her. An obese woman like her is prone to contracting a fatal case of covid.

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NC_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trigglypuff is a legend. I miss that thing. It hasn't tweeted since 2016, sadly.

https://twitter.com/Cora_Segal

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Proud_NJ_Deplorable 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It." He he he!

I checked, too, because I wondered what happened to her. All kidding aside, she is a candidate for a bad case of covid due to her obesity. Assuming she hasn't slimmed down.

Thanks.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whew - thanks for that rabbit hole.

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Barrysstash 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a man eater.

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NimblePepeCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha! Darly Hall & John Oates

Oates, "hayyy" ...I get it!!

....very witty fren 🐸

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DonaldTheWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what we call "the worst the white race has to offer"

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Fox19 12 points ago +12 / -0

"JuSt BuiLd yOuR oWn tExAs"

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lostremote- 8 points ago +8 / -0

All political beliefs reflect religious beliefs!

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Gerbaski 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the left is a cult with tyranny as their god.

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guito13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you for your service!

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SkeletorsTeeth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Remember when tatts and hair dye was punk? I miss those times

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought for a second..."where is it's neck?"...and then I remembered...whales don't have necks.

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

So how do they wear scarves?

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DamitBobby 7 points ago +7 / -0

This creature is aposematic.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

"The left has constantly demanded that we save the whales. I can safely say we shouldn't save this one." -Babylon Bee quoting trump, probably

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comakevin76 7 points ago +7 / -0

I am abstaining from sex until I can get that image out of my head. I think I can last longer than it. You could drop her at the border and they would throw her back.

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Eatinglue 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m just here for the comments

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entERmyMAtrix 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sooooooo nothing is gonna change in her life?

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pente1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is an entertaining thread I must say.

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noel030 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd prefer to jerk off into a septic tank.

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Pinochet_Was_Right [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be the same thing

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buckiemohawk 5 points ago +5 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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MasksAreChildAbuse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Translation: “I don’t want to be responsible for my bad decisions of being a cum dumpster so I’m gonna not have sex for 23 hours, but like for real I honestly am a cum dumpster who am I kidding I’m gonna let the next person desperate enough to rawdog me because I’m a child and have no self control lmao”

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Gatchya 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly the skinny soy boys worship fat fuck pigs like this.

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Grunt422 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mama love ?

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amarie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone I follow in Wales, made a post that men should not have control over women's bodies. I replied: "I agree. That is why the USA has 50 states. Each state has it's own individual laws. The USA is a HUGE country with 49 other states where women who have either not had children and so may not as understanding of the value of life, or who don't know how to use birth control, can live. States rights. Also I have 3 daughters and believe in choice, but that said, we don't have to live in Texas if we don't want to or can drive across state lines if there was an emergency and one of them had to have an abortion to save their lives, although that is probably still legal in Texas." I went on to say, "I am most concerned about Islamic countries where women not only don't have rights over their own bodies but also their sons and daughters bodies. That is where I wanted to focus my energy to help THOSE women who are very far behind the mark of where female autonomy should be." So far I haven't heard anything back from this person.

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chesterfields 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any UK commonwealths do not understand the 50 individual states. They are federalized.

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Cutter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perhaps the saddest commentary on humanity in the twenty-onsest century is that people encourage this sort of behavior (obesity, blue mop-head for hair, kids room curtain clothing, etc) by reinforcing these delusional creatures' beliefs that they are attractive.

Do any liberals understand that 'truth' is fact-based?

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry, I’m super straight, and that isn’t a woman.

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Goldlight 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh no

I guess we'll never have sex

whatever shall I do... (except repeal the ban)

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

I doubt that will make a difference for steam boat Annie. Her body itself says No !

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me-no-likely3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking at this makes me think about living a life of celibacy

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Lonnie62 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this a pic of the new Mac Truck that’s coming out?

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PotatusHead 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's the Big Mac truck.

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Lonnie62 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMAO!!!! Even better! I like your thinking Pede!

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US3RNAM3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pinochet dat ho!

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Gerbaski 5 points ago +5 / -0

We're gonna need a bigger chopper...

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Pinochet_Was_Right [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

my nigga

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TheChinesePlague 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a perfect Black community white chick!

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Mier 3 points ago +3 / -0

How apropos that just this week I bought some Buffalo Bore rounds.

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quiznossucks1 3 points ago +3 / -0

holy hell...I think I just turned gay....fuck me

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Rodger 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's a Huge difference between "Abstaining from Sex" and being "Unable to find Any Person Willing to have Sex with You". BTW Blue hair is definitely Not this person's color.

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Mother_of_gains 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is horrifying

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never noticed its blouse has problem glasses all over it

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NimblePepeCentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

.....and now Im abstaining from sex until I can get this picture out of my head....

Thanks OP

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TenaciousDT 2 points ago +2 / -0

FREEEEE WILLY!!!

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is what happens when you spend your life with your head in the toilet

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PacificElectric 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gawt dam I’m limp for life. Dam you

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually she serves a purpose, and empowers other women financially. She is the reason 55 year old STD infected burned out street walkers with a Meth complexion, and crabs can still make a living. Even a homeless dude has to make choices.

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DeplorableDC 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only way to get an accurate calculation for how long it would take is if I committed suicide.

Cuz honestly dying is more appealing.

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Rreidy8286 2 points ago +2 / -0

Datsa big bitch

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CrankyCrab 2 points ago +2 / -0

SMH...