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Unsilent 64 points ago +64 / -0

How do we get that on our passports? Hahaha

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FreeFlorida 34 points ago +34 / -0

not that I would do this but some people have been making them DIY🙀 I think the whole passport is disgusting and have zero patience for it and would not indulge covidiots in their fantasy pandemic by actually wasting the time and effort to make one and offer it as a trade-off for something I have guaranteed to me in the constitution redefine all the shit you want I will not comply

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Pelosi_Halitosis 35 points ago +36 / -1

Even if I was stupid enough to take the vaccine. I'm not faggish enough to carry a certificate around to show people how stupid I am.

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NateBedfordForrest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well stated at FreeFlorida. This sums it all up. I have been struggling with this issue in my thinkthinks as well. Reading this makes things crystal clear.
Faking a passport still shows consent for this beast system malarkey.

Again, well put.

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

some people have been making them DIY

Look for sites that generate barcodes from number sequences. Most of them will also generate QR codes.

What's in "passport" the QR codes anyhow? Usually it is a URL.

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x79q3pb 1 point ago +1 / -0

They vary from provider to provider but some look like this:

Pass ID: 0767e6c4-c8e9-4762-8400-a76087093788 minted at Thu, Oct 29, 12:01 AM

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tried running that thru a hex -> text converter. No go, but I didn't really expect much.

It did generate a QR code just fine.

Anyhow, they're some king of code that if y'all can crack it, makes your own special QR code.

We are all better off if we just say no.

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coiffuse 2 points ago +2 / -0

bwahahahha like saying, "Not that I have a gun, but I believe in A2" lololo

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angrysnowpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Galloping horse stamp.

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BidenLikesMiners 4 points ago +4 / -0

It looks so weird. its not even a horse on it, it just looks like aocs face???

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Moonman_Alpha 26 points ago +26 / -0

Same here! I vaccinated this morning, and every morning!

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Iteachfuckingscience 17 points ago +17 / -0

You drank the orange man juice!

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cucumbersandwich -1 points ago +4 / -5

How does Ivermectin, HCQ, vitamin C, D3 and Zinc... stimulate an immune response for protection?

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elitebingo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Zinc, via a zinc ionophore, penetrates the virus's cell and kills, kills, kills it, it can't replicate, and coof is a RNA virus that relies on self replication.

The other stuff helps inspire your immune system to fight off the spiked protein damage and protect your whole body... don't forget your blood thinners!

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anon2309011 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask yourself, would spontaneously combusting in flames be an immune response?

If my vaccine fought off the flesh eating virus, but only my head is left, is that an immune response?

If the vaccine gave me bad gas, is that an immune response?

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ChuckedBeef 19 points ago +19 / -0

Such bullshit. Why don't they just change the definition of "Medicine" while they are at it. These people are so fucking stupid they think they can just break out their typewriters and change history. Not anymore!!!

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NimbleNomad9 6 points ago +6 / -0

So technically, if we make a preparation of C, D3 and Zinc and IVM, we have now made a "vaccine" per the CDC's "new" vaccine/protection definition?

Sweet.

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dontCensorMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

This. They will try to sue the shit out of this but someone with capabilities should do it.

Alex Jones maybe?

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FreeFlorida 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are already all the ingredients in Alex's super Alpha male enhancement Vitamins ....Coincidence? I think not

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residue69 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty sure that's all Pfizermectin is, except somehow they'll be granted a patent for it.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is actually new as of Aug 26th.

Originally, just the dictionaries changed the definitions. You know, cause they love to do that, being the "keepers" and manipulators of "knowledge."

This here is the official CDC definition, which before 2015, might actually have been semi-relevant, nowadays means Jack shit to most of the world but gospel to lawyers and bureaucrats.

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fingerlichen 73 points ago +73 / -0

I'm not a doctor and I'm not one for giving medical advice but here goes...An apple a day keeps the Doc...(The rest of this comment was blocked for medical mis-information.)

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MAGA_____bitches 63 points ago +64 / -1

Apples are fucking Horse food. Impeach 45

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HarvesterOfBallots 28 points ago +28 / -0

“Far-right extremists now urging people to eat horse feed to avoid medical problems, just weeks after endorsing horse dewormer as ‘miracle cure’ for covid19”

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BidenLikesMiners 3 points ago +3 / -0

Far right extremists also want you to have a stable marriage. So now on CNN- MAGA is urging people to use horse medicine, eat horse food, AND LIVE IN A BARN. IMPEEACHHHHHH DRUMPFFFFFFFF and you wont be sent to the covid camps!!

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FreeFlorida 1 point ago +1 / -0

And in other news Nationwide hospitals are overwhelmed by people overdosing on Horse feed mothers are being forced to have abortions in the alley behind the Dunkin' Donuts

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clownworld30330 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hear you can buy ivermectin flavored apples. But it's only for horses, since they love ivermectin, so to feed them stuff they don't like (like apples) you have to mask its flavor with ivermectin.

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Powhattan 17 points ago +17 / -0

Do you have to place said apple up your butt? (it is 2021 ya know)

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thisguy883 10 points ago +10 / -0

Only if you identify as Obama.

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Iteachfuckingscience 8 points ago +8 / -0

BIG DICK MIKE!

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BillsmafiaGG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tear away… tear away… tear away that wrongthink.

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Bigly-Wrong 44 points ago +45 / -1

So a previous infection of Covid-19 also qualifies. Natural immunity passport

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ghost_of_aswartz 6 points ago +6 / -0

No. Because it's not a preparation.

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HillarysBustedDonut 25 points ago +25 / -0

It was prepared in the Wuhan virology lab under the direction of Dr. Fauci with funding from the Obama Administration.

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Rig4Red 6 points ago +7 / -1

Kek

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love the name, by the way

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RyanUpCreek 24 points ago +24 / -0

They checkmated themselves and shot all vaccines to shit.

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strawman7 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know people who legit believe that vaccines were never immunizing and only lessened symptoms. Because they watch CNN. Lemmings they are.

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cucumbersandwich -2 points ago +2 / -4

How does Ivermectin, HCQ, vitamin C, D3 and Zinc... stimulate an immune response for protection?

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patR1OT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because they help prepare your immune system to fight off disease.

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Prepare" does not mean "stimulate". CDC wins on this. Not one person so far understands what "stimulate" means.

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patR1OT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stimulate - "To increase temporarily the activity of (a body organ or system, for example)."

Yeah, i'm right

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cucumbersandwich -1 points ago +1 / -2

Okay, great. We're getting somewhere. Now, let's apply that rule to the actual post. You're saying HCQ, zinc, vitamin C, D are all bad for you is what you are saying?

"The immune response is how your body recognizes and defends itself against bacteria, viruses, and substances that appear foreign and harmful."

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000821.htm

Please go on record and confirm to me that Vitamin C stimulates an immune response. To agree with the post means everyone is allergic to Vitamin C or that Vitamin C causes illness and death. I'd hate to be the person to have a immune response to eating or drinking any food with vitamin C. So, you're allergic or get ill when you have vitamin C?

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patR1OT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can't even understand wtf u r trying to say. Anything that stimulates an immune response is bad for you and you must be allergic to it?

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. I'm just going by definitions. The OP is claiming that HCQ, zinc, vitamin C, D are all vaccines. They are not. The CDC is correct. By definition; "The immune response is how your body recognizes and defends itself against bacteria, viruses, and substances that appear foreign and harmful." -HARMFUL-

HCQ, zinc, vitamin C, D do not cause an immune response.

If you want to take the CDC to court, you have to understand words and their definitions. I do not understand why people agree with the post.

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patR1OT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah

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JoeBidensDementia1 24 points ago +28 / -4

Mandate Ivermectin. Change my mind.

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randylaheydidit 50 points ago +50 / -0

Mandate no mandates for what should be personal decisions- Change my Mind

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Saxmaster 19 points ago +20 / -1

I mandate that you change your mind

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CIAMM 5 points ago +6 / -1

I mandate mandacity to the mandibles.

And power to the people!

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HillarysBustedDonut 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Did someone say man date?" - Lindsey Graham

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EMP2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

POWER TO THE PLAYERS

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

ITS ALL IN THE GAME

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FuckingWiseCracker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww c'mon man-dibles!

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JoeBidensDementia1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bruh

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't, your mind is right.

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Pepega 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah honestly i want to take absolutely nothing, but i believe y'all should be able to, and or if a relative/myself was not doing so great with it i'd get some. I already had it, bad cold, head ache was worst part, just annoying.

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The_Girdle_of_Kirk 17 points ago +17 / -0

And we should name it "Preparation H"!!!

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clownworld30330 3 points ago +3 / -0

Apple flavored.

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nds19 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer the Alan Parsons Project

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Brokenmatrix2021 15 points ago +15 / -0

They changed all of the online dictionaries definition of a vaccine too.

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StrongPeacemaker 14 points ago +14 / -0

My helmet for riding my dirtbike is a vaccine? Fuck yuh!!

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catvideos3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Braaap Brraaaappp

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thisguy883 13 points ago +13 / -0

I will print this out and take it with me everywhere they ask if I've been fully vaccinated.

I will say I ate an orange, drank some milk, and walked outside. So that means I'm good.

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cucumbersandwich -8 points ago +2 / -10

How does Ivermectin, HCQ, vitamin C, D3 and Zinc... stimulate an immune response for protection?

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Rig4Red 5 points ago +6 / -1

The same way anything stimulates an immune response. When you take a hot bath, it stimulates an immune response. When you eat rotten food, it stimulates an immune response. And when you take vitamins, it stimulates an immune response.

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

A bath and vitamins won't. Pathogens in rotten food will. People have this all wrong. Weird. No one understands what "stimulate" means.

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Rig4Red 1 point ago +2 / -1

Stimulate intransitive verb To rouse to action or increased activity; excite: synonym: provoke. intransitive verb To increase temporarily the activity of (a body organ or system, for example). intransitive verb To cause to be interested or engaged.

Hydrotherapy https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4049052/ Application of hyper-thermic water bath produced significant reduction of relative B-lymphocyte. Whole-body hyperthermic water bath reduced relative total T-lymphocyte counts; increased relative CD8+ lymphocyte; NK cell counts and its activity

So... does this mean you are retarded or me?

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

So HCQ, zinc, vitamin C, D are all bad for you is what you are saying?

"The immune response is how your body recognizes and defends itself against bacteria, viruses, and substances that appear foreign and harmful."

https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000821.htm

Please go on record and confirm to me that Vitamin C stimulates an immune response. To agree with the post means everyone is allergic to Vitamin C or that Vitamin C causes illness and death. I'd hate to be the person to have a immune response to eating or drinking any food with vitamin C. So, you're allergic or get ill when you have vitamin C?

Sorry, I think you're retard. It's tough to go through life that way, I know.

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GeoG85 11 points ago +11 / -0

So if Priests start worshipping the Devil, are they still Priests?

If Cops start practicing Crime and not Order, are they still Cops? Or Crooks in Uniform?

That's what the Swamp is doing - altering 180 degrees the job someone's supposed to do, and still trying to call that person by that job title.

It's a boring formula. :/

If the CDC starts promoting sickness and not health, they are not a branch of Health anymore.

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DaraLara 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately priests are priests for all eternity. However, unless they repent and/or are exorcised such priests as described would be spending all eternity with the +d*8il+...however, it is extremely unlikely that they could continue to function as priests udner such conditions. So I would leave that analogy aside, GeoG85...Otherwise your point is well taken. I doubt if CDC was ever a "branch of Health..." check its history of cover ups and association with the Pharmakopea industry...

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despair 9 points ago +9 / -0

I detect a lot of communism

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PewPew_ThaDuK 9 points ago +9 / -0

That means we are all vaccinated

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DaraLara 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don't understand - and obviously you don't since you keep asking that silly question over and over again - there is no point in me or anyone else wasting our precious time to try to explain it to you. You don't really want to know: you just want to harass intelligent people.

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understand what the word "stimulate" means. Not one person here gets it. Everyone is uneducated.

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cucumbersandwich 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not many lawyers on this website, that's for sure.

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pizzlestickREEEE2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

COVID-19 is now a vaccine since it was made in a lab and produces natural immunity.

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cucumbersandwich 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it was prepared.

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Mother_of_gains 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a meme for this. Not that we're allowed to use other social media sites

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IP2NewsLive 2 points ago +2 / -0

FUCKING LOL

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Pumpitrealgood 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good point, we should issue our own health passports based on this new definition, hehe, I joke, FUCK ANY AND ALL PASSPORTS! Nothing more than tools for the globalist elite lunatics.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should make our own passports. only maga candidates get one, the rest arent allowed through maga country.

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Pumpitrealgood 0 points ago +1 / -1

red state passports for unvaccinated state territory where people live normally. I am starting to believe that the vaccinated will be poisoning us thru shedding nano- tech and god knows what else, and spreading super strong variants to everyone. It will be a cluster-fuck of epic proportions, that is main concern.

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FreedomFrogs 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not really an epic fail until the cdc and fda recognize ivermectin and others as viable treatment. Until then it’s just us laughing at them while they are busy making changes with lasting consequences.

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cucumbersandwich -8 points ago +1 / -9

How does Ivermectin, HCQ, vitamin C, D3 and Zinc... stimulate an immune response for protection?

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Thlayli 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you dumb?

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cucumbersandwich 0 points ago +1 / -1

Are you? Do you know what the word "stimulate" means?

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Thlayli 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do. You clearly don't.

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then please tell me how Vitamin C stimulates an immune response? You're telling me everyone is allergic to Vitamin C or that Vitamin C causes illness and death?

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Thlayli 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, you're a fucking retard and you're being retarded on purpose.

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Forgedmale 6 points ago +6 / -0

The past was alterable. The past never had been altered. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

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Earf27 5 points ago +5 / -0

Animals shall not drink alcohol… in excess

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EndTheFedReserve 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cool shit man I'm about to request my vaccine passport because I am about to orally ingest this horse paste so that I'll be protected from Covid-19 specifically.

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Cbllbc 6 points ago +6 / -0

Naps. Pretty sure naps now identify as vaccines.

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TheRealJaredHolt 5 points ago +5 / -0

and garlic, and elderberry juice, and broccoli sprouts, and bee stings

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CIAMM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bee stings?

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TheRealJaredHolt 4 points ago +4 / -0

they produce an immune response, and providing you dont have some genetic predisposition to be allergic, the next time youre stung, so long as its not like years later, you will be more resistant to the venom. same with wasps, same with snake venom. Some nutbags have deliberately allowed themselves to be stung to produce this resistance, and some even nutter nutbags have injected snake venom to build up a resistance.

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CIAMM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds like Riddick

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

They aren't a preparation

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Milstar 5 points ago +5 / -0

The dumb medical personnel in the military are beginning to understand they’ve been conned. Every time I talk to my provider, I can hear the fear in her voice. She knows she helped distribute the death shot. It’s all fake. The “vaccine”. The “approval”. The “virus”. All fake! The crisis they dig up to cover this up will be truly biblical.

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DeplorableWolverine 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don’t have a link but I recall an article written a while back by Fauci in which he referred to HCQ as a kind of vaccine.

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Torrvarpen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to sue whoever denies a vaxx pass after you've taken Ivermectin or essential vitamins.

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Registered 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just change the rules to fit your thinking.

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jamsycramsitinhisass 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't say enough how much I appreciate the ones who track these things.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their experimental injections still can't prove any protection at all. Even under this definition, it's still not a vaccine.

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MAGA_____bitches 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is fucking crazy

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ghost_of_aswartz 3 points ago +3 / -0

when they pluralized 'diseases' instead of 'specific disease' then they basically made ALL immunostimulants into vaccines

Who is running this place? A bunch of diversity hire stupid shits?

Don't they understand this is going to be used in court to overturn their stupid mandates and programs and regulations??

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DaraLara 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's always about MONEY. CDC is NOT a Government Agency. It is an agency funded by the Pharmaceutical Industry to PROTECT Big Pharma from litigation and closure.

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ikuyas 3 points ago +3 / -0

haha. So, what's the implication?

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TheWinningNeverStops 3 points ago +3 / -0

This isn't a win. These motherfuckers are changing the languages. Commies need to burn.

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VikingHalo45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. Leftards get to move the goalposts whenever they want.

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Yuri_Gagarin 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's what the law says is a vaccine. Not some degenerate psycho.

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CIAMM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm triple vaccinated then! Where do I get my card?

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pullofthemoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha, Tropicana just became a vaccine.

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chelbull1337 2 points ago +2 / -0

SO IVE BEEN VACCINATED THIS WHOLE TIME? OH HELL NAW.

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ghost_of_aswartz 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Oil of Oregano" is now a vaccine

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

So it sounds like the virus itself is now a vaccine?

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ghost_of_aswartz 1 point ago +1 / -0

no, because it's not a preparation. It's not something prepared (assuming preparation here given context means 'a medical or pharmaceutical product formulated for a purpose', rather than some overbroad thing like "well your cells 'prepare' a virus..thus its a preparation. No. context is important esp when evaluated in courts)

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid 19 was prepared in a Chinese lab

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is prepared. It was prepared in a lab. It fits the entire definition.

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cucumbersandwich 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, it fits all of the parts of the definition including being prepared.

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Shadow3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol top kek

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hautesauce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would this legally hold up against my work jab mandate?

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ItsOkayToBeWight 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm imagining a preparation of lead, powder, and brass.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Covid is only dangerous to those prone to a cytokine storm - a lethal overreaction of the immune system. Think allergies x1000.

These supplements and drugs you are taking to protect yourself from covid are really regulating your immune system to do the right thing and not freak out when it sees harmless contaminants.

You don't want to make your immune system more prone to reaction. That can kill you. You want it to be healthy and do it's job the way God intended.

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SaltySavage 1 point ago +1 / -0

What bullshit.

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TheSilentMajoritylol 1 point ago +1 / -0

While all of those items may be effective at decreasing viral burden, none of them are stimulating the body’s immune response.

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Fuck_reddit34 1 point ago +1 / -0

“The destruction of words is a beautiful thing.”

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Vyse 1 point ago +1 / -0

A lot of things do that.. Technically sex does that. Haha worlds worst pick up line right now.

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BannedbyRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s great!

We can get vaccine passports signed after eating a Elderberry gummy from CVS!