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AsapBobandi 165 points ago +168 / -3

Congratulations, Doochebag. You did well

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UndeadRevolver 89 points ago +89 / -0

Lol almost downvoted. That's ops handle

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BostonVoter 51 points ago +51 / -0

Thanks for pointing that out lmfao

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Need4Pede 28 points ago +28 / -0

Changed my down doot, thanks fren.

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deleted 1 point ago +3 / -2
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linereddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dad might be a " u/Doochebag " but the kid's an absolute unit.

Be proud, pop!

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Zytos 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Handle"--haven't seen that term since my early '90's BBS days.

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UndeadRevolver 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess my age is showing. Ha ha

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dr_gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Breaker 1-9, breaker 1-9. It's clear out to Flagtown, looks like we got ourselves a convoy!

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residue69 19 points ago +19 / -0

Doochebag Jr.!

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masshole3 25 points ago +25 / -0

the dooche doesn't fall far from the bag

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Tommyjet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Great observation Asap,

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Wolfebane84 2 points ago +2 / -0

At first....

And then....

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StolenElectionsKill 96 points ago +96 / -0

Excellent!!!

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chanel_rions_aquanet 58 points ago +58 / -0

Hero without a cape.

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Gunslinger1776 44 points ago +44 / -0

There should be tutorials on this sort of low key subversion pinned on here daily. We should always take the opportunity to throw a little sand in the machinery.

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residue69 18 points ago +18 / -0

This one requires some specialized hardware called a USB Rubber Ducky, but it's a fast plug & play hack.

Change Desktop Wallpaper with a USB Rubber Ducky

Rubber Ducky is the โ€œtechnicalโ€ name of a USB device which looks like a USB thumb drive, but presents itself to the computer as a USB keyboard, which, once plugged in, starts typing away pre-recorded keystrokes at super-human speeds. It can bypass many IT safeguards since the computer detects it as a keyboard, and it can easily fool people. Someone might think theyโ€™re just plugging in a harmless USB thumb drive, or even just a harmless iPhone charging cable. These can be disguised as just about anything these days, and they can be microscopic.

Make your own USB Rubber Ducky using a normal USB Stick

Check the article for a list of supported USB sticks in case you have one laying around.

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Magamom 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe this is what they plug into biden...? Why he's called plugs? Lol

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MrQuacker2020 5 points ago +6 / -1

Lol this is why we canโ€™t have things

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HK417 3 points ago +3 / -0

lots of china usb devices have malware like this and most people don't even know. I had to track down the loss/leak of intellectual property once, it turned out to be a USB fan bought from alibaba that made a network vulnerability then all the .PDF files in the whole building was uploaded to a china IP

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PeacefullautoFlavor 3 points ago +3 / -0

I second this, I have this little fun goose friend that goes great with rubber ducky he spawns in on a desktop, you can modify him to open links/images and it runs around on screen causing chaos with your files/cursor LOL goosedesktop.exe im sure you can find it floating around

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PeacefullautoFlavor 5 points ago +5 / -0

yes! with a little modding that goose is a meme machine, id like to turn the goose into a pepe :)

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deathbymonty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow, very cool. Thanks for sharing!

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0
  1. Go to search engine and look up "Trump Won" in image search

  2. Right click on image and save to downloads

  3. Go back to pc desktop and right click anywhere on screen and choose "personalize"

  4. Click browse to find earlier image you downloaded and navigate to downloads folder and select most recent file

  5. You may need to choose the fit if it isn't full screen by default, but that is right under browse in the personalize screen

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chelthing 21 points ago +21 / -0

BASED AND AMERICAPILLED

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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BasedTemplar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deus vult!

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YeDragonEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I M P A L E

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KuzoKevin 21 points ago +21 / -0

You must be overflowing with pride.

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Saltyminer11 9 points ago +9 / -0

PROUD PAPA!

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Live2TriggerLibtards 20 points ago +20 / -0

BY A LOT

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ThurstonHowell3rd 17 points ago +17 / -0

"BUY A LOT"

That's my wife's rule every time she sets foot in a Sam's Club.

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BasedTemplar 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought that was the rule of women whenever they step into any store!

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MadAssShitAmerican 18 points ago +18 / -0

I hope he locked them out as well.

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BallsackPaneer 13 points ago +13 / -0

Now I know what to do with all of those 512MB thumb drives I have laying around:

72" TV Trump Won slide-shows!

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Jack_HinsonTN 15 points ago +15 / -0

For extra credit, open the browser to:

https://joebiden.info/

Redpills galore!

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ConsrvspkgNJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow, that was fantastic!!! Thanks for posting that!!!

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

DO IT!

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EnoughGunControl 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did he put hyperlinks to evidence onto the desktop?

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Donkeyballs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dad in the middle of the storeโ€ฆโ€Thatโ€™s my Boy!โ€

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Truglow 7 points ago +7 / -0

A true keyboard warrior!

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MeSsYmOnStEr 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet they are running around worried that there might be a domestic terrorist shopping in there store

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Saltyminer11 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might be? By their definitin its for sure!

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Independenceforever 7 points ago +7 / -0

You should be so proud

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Trump45rocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

How did he do that?! We could all follow his lead all across the country! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ

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Jack_HinsonTN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Not hard, most stores leave browser access enabled. GIS "Trump won" and pick a nice one, save locally, then set it as the wallpaper and lock screen.

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Saltyminer11 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a great place to drop an effective meme

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Jack_HinsonTN 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's how you raise a kid right.

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BostonVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your kid deserves gifts and presents !

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bratt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dad I want a car? OK son and here is why.

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Rhondainvegas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do it at Costco!!!!!!!!!!

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EatMyBallsAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love it ๐Ÿ˜

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barryb0nds 3 points ago +3 / -0

based kid

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kfunny91 3 points ago +3 / -0

How did he do that ?

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Joyly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like he applied it as a desktop wallpaper.

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RedPillMAGALegend 3 points ago +3 / -0

BIGLY!!!!! Well done fren!!!

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DanIsSwell 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would say he has a great future, but heโ€™s already there!

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Ccvarn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cool.

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raptormissle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that's how you sell a monitor.

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Tardigrade 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ill take all three!

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SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's doing the Lord's work. :)

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chip off the olโ€™ block.

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barryb0nds 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can just imagine a dem voter browsing the store and seeing this and absolutely seething lmao

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KittyCap 3 points ago +3 / -0

You done well my fren!!

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Goozmania 3 points ago +3 / -0

This looks like domestic terrorism ๐Ÿ‘€

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MonkPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best sons, don't we folks?

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PUGGALUV 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your son is a golden pede! How is this done? Because I would love to see this in a COSTCO store! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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ColonelKlink 3 points ago +3 / -0

You raised a good son.

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BlueEyedDevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Buy your kid a video game for that he deserves it.

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Trolldozer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great signs in a great store.

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NOTWOKE 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this. Good kid!

I am having my own batt

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Jakefoy92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get that boy a coat!

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Junosu 2 points ago +2 / -0

ATTTS MY BOY!

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500mg_blackpill 2 points ago +2 / -0

By a lot!

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Godred_Crovan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get your kid learning how to code & hack. I'd love to see this plastered all over the screens in Times Square

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BurtMcGirt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your son is awesome!

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Floridius 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the way

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Lonnie62 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done!!!

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Honkycracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should package your semen.

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Sacandaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now this I like.

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BowelSharpton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to spoil the surprise/see the man behind the curtain but...did he set this to a specific channel or something? I plan on going to Sams within the next couple of weeks (these days it's an out-of-town/pack a lunch trip) and would LOVE to spread the gospel like this.

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CSIS_CIA_pure-evil 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone please test and post various ways to do this.

Some TVs have a USB port that do a slide show. You could insert a USB stick with info graphics as jpg files, press a few buttons, and have a presentation.

Other TVs are set up to a distribution amplifier in the store and probably connected to a computer. To access that one, you might need a password. Maybe that is only practical for rogue patriot employees.

If someone has one of the new TV's that Costco has on display, consider posting instructions -- e.g.

Find a model xxx TV from Samsung at your favorite store

copy photos to a blank 4G USB stick

insert into USB port at side of TV

press the following buttons

enjoy slide show

A variation on this might be to create a video from photos that loops for an hour. That way the TV thinks it is playing a movie from the USB stick.

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Thirsty_Liberty_Tree 1 point ago +1 / -0

Raising him right.