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Strategerium 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oooh, I can't wait for that day, to walk into a Whole Foods, not to buy anything, just to watch the shocked, sad faces. People wear that outwardly visible sense of grief on their face, hoping to b noticed, or numbly stick their overpriced foods into their NPR tote bags. Their self-sorting has made them predictable, and I will want to watch their triggering in person.

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catbertz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sobbing and wailing, as they drown their sorrows at the wheat grass bar. ?